Mondays, as the meme very kindly provided above by our good friend, Dawn Pine, shows off so well, are just plain AWFUL. This one, however, got off to a surprisingly good start, because I was able to figure out a rather good theme for today’s Great Mondaydact Browser Killer. After all, if Monday is so dreadful, the best way to get rid of The Mondays, is to mock something even worse.

And that worse thing, is none other than everyone’s favourite doucebag actor, Sensei Steven Seagal, who is a true ROARING asshole, and who is completely high on his own supply.

So let us remind ourselves of the man’s sheer epic awfulness.

First up, we have various people who have worked with, or around, the so-called “Sensei” Steven Seagal in person, talking about what an absolute DOUCHE-CANOE the guy is:

Next – who do you think would win, Seagal, or a bunch of Navy SEALs?:

Never hire Seagal to teach you about aikido:

Toe Rogan – who looked VERY different 20 years ago than he does now, maybe it’s the hair – talks about what an asshat Seagal is, and how awful his movies are:

Indeed, Seagal himself is the last person ON EARTH who should start talking smack about other, really serious, martial artists in Hollywood:

Keep in mind, Michael Jai White has EIGHT black belts in various different arts, and Jean Claude van Damme is a legitimate European tae kwon do champion.

Even his co-stars absolutely hate him, because he deliberately hurts stuntmen and colleagues:

Edward Norton – a truly great actor – talks about how Seagal is a legitimate martial artist (which he absolutely was, and to some extent still is):

We shall leave the last word to “El Guapo” himself, the living legend, BAS RUTTEN – who is definitely someone you DO NOT want to f*** with:

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The Mighty God-Emperor

His Most Illustrious, Noble, August, Benevolent, and Legendary Celestial Majesty, the God-Emperor of Mankind, Donaldus Triumphus Magnus Astra, the First of His Name, the Lion of Midnight, may the Lord bless him and preserve him, had a rather amusing run-in with a Pajeet reporter whose accent was so ridiculous as to turn him into a meme:

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#BasedTucker is Based

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Dawn of Battle

The Male Brain is back from his trip to Amerikhastan – VEGAS, BABY!!! – and has been busy assembling some great stuff to kick off the week. We begin with Honest Ads, talking about all those professional bonecrackers:

History Rhymes explains how and why Europeans came to dominate the entire world:

Moon has some very bad news for anyone who thinks their job is going to get them anywhere good in life:

Veritasium points to the greatest thing Abominable Intelligence has done for us:

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Mind-Expanding Drugs

Wisecrack discusses intergenerational conflicts between the yungins and the Boomercucks:

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Death Smiles At Us All…

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Poli-Ticking Off

Mark Dice is unamused by the latest conservabimbo e-thot who claims she fathered Brolon MuZk’s newest sprog:

I mean, I wouldn’t put it past Brolon to have porked her, of course – his taste in women is notoriously terrible, and his ability to keep it in his pants is even worse. If he did it, then he is even more of a Sigma than any of us thought.

And, as always, gentlemen, remember:

Don’t be a fool – WRAP YOUR TOOL!!!

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The very-thoroughly-married couple at Redacted unpack the British farmers’ fightback against their own government:

Of all the people with whom to pick a fight, why the HELL would a government want to pick one with farmers?!?! They are the people who literally feed the population. And any sane government ought to understand that, once you stop the bread and circuses, the population revolts.

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PJW excoriates a particularly awful example of cultural enrichment in Shitholistan:

Look, Western women, it really is very simple:

DO NOT GO to places where men behave like animals. Exercise a bit of horse sense and realise that, in those countries, men treat White women like meat.

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Lord Razor of the Fist Clan analyses Brolon’s chances against the Derp State:

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Veterans’ Day

LTC Danny Davis talks to his former boss and good friend, DA KERNEL HIZZSELF!, about the coming hard landing for 404:

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Judge’s Ruling

Judge Nap talks to Pepe Escobar about the seemingly off-the-wall moves by Drumpf:

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Дед Сварливый Говорит!

Grandpa Grumpuss grumps, grumpily, about cutting through all the “noise” and getting to the signal of Trump’s moves with respect to Ukraine:

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Polonium

Ania Konieczek talks to Larry Johnson about the suddenly fresh prospects of peace talks between the US and Russia:

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Timeo Danaos Et Donna Ferentes…

The good gentlemen of The Duran analyse the Narcofuehrer’s extreme desperation and craziness, now that it is obvious the Ukraine Grift is coming to a rapid end:

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Bad Medicine

Dr. John Campbell talks to Dr. Robert Clancy as we look back on 5 years after Convid:

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Dr. Suneel Dhand explains in very clear terms why you cannot get a decent doctor:

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Warriors of Faith

Tha Dizzle and Dr. Robert Spencer engaged in an hilarious, wide-ranging, and extremely informative debate, courtesy of Modern Day Debate, on whether or not Mo’Lester the Paedophile Profit ever existed:

I personally strongly agree with Dr. Spencer. Overall, he apparently lost the debate, based on audience sentiment, but it does not matter, because his presentation of the evidence for his position, in his book, Did Muhammad Exist? – now in an expanded and revised edition that takes into account the vast body of textual, critical, historical, and archaeological evidence that has emerged since the book’s original publication – is nearly impossible to argue against.

It is obvious that Dr. Spencer is not nearly as good in a rhetoric-heavy live debate format as Dr. Wood is. That should not come as a surprise. Tha Dizzle is a first-class rhetortician, so to speak.

But, think about what that debate means – between, by the way, two men who are good friends:

The Izzlamick goathumpers are so bad at defending their ridiculous insane idiotic death-cult, that they need a CHRISTIAN to do their job for them.

Whoever won that debate, therefore, is irrelevant. The important bit is that Izzlam LOST.

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Dr. Jay Smith from PfanderFilms and Al-Fadi from CIRA International show Moose Limbs that they can never have a status higher than that of a slave to their fake moon-god:

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Christian Prince takes a clue-bat to a particularly oblivious Moose Limb:

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Sam Shamoun shuts down a particularly dumb Izzlamist with simple and powerful arguments:

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Avery from GodLogic Apologetics gets more Shamoun-like by the day with his lack of patience for Izzlamist stupidity:

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Islam Critiqued points out the true status of women in Izzlam – for they are cursed:

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Chris from Speaker’s Corner proves, yet again, that the “religion of peace” is really the religion of pieces:

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Manly Men of Manliness

Terrence Popp has some very bad news about modren women:

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Joker from Better Bachelor points out the basic truth that modern WAMMENZES have it much worse than their mothers and grandmothers did, because of feminism:

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Manosphere Highlights Daily looks at a great old movie – Disclosure – which has some harsh home truths about sexual politics in the workplace:

I have almost zero respect for Mike Pence as a man, after he totally failed to do his duty to his country and the Constitution in 2021, but his rule about never being alone in a room with a woman who is not his wife, is a very smart one.

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Time for a round-up of STRAWNG INDEPENDENTISS WAMMENZES posting their own Ls online for the whole world to see. Let’s start with Legion of Men:

And Man Talk:

Plus the Eastern perspective with China Unvarnished:

Finally, Sandman:

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Burn Paedowood to the Ground

Midnight’s Edge analyses the likely box office receipts for Captain Wakanda, and the news is NOT good:

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Gary from Nerdrotic reveals the scale and scope of the collapse of the M-She-U:

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The Critical Drinker actually watched Captain Wakanda, and… well, it wasn’t worth the effort:

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Reading Too Much Into Things

Your Science is F***ing Weird moment of the week is all about Abominable Intelligence being even more biased than humans are, because they seem to “know” when they are being tested for – to use the technical term – “being dicks”:

A new study published in PNAS Nexus reveals that large language models, which are advanced artificial intelligence systems, demonstrate a tendency to present themselves in a favorable light when taking personality tests. This “social desirability bias” leads these models to score higher on traits generally seen as positive, such as extraversion and conscientiousness, and lower on traits often viewed negatively, like neuroticism.

The language systems seem to “know” when they are being tested and then try to look better than they might otherwise appear. This bias is consistent across various models, including GPT-4, Claude 3, Llama 3, and PaLM-2, with more recent and larger models showing an even stronger inclination towards socially desirable responses.

Large language models are increasingly used to simulate human behavior in research settings. They offer a potentially cost-effective and efficient way to collect data that would otherwise require human participants. Since these models are trained on vast amounts of text data generated by humans, they can often mimic human language and behavior with surprising accuracy. Understanding the potential biases of large language models is therefore important for researchers who are using or planning to use them in their studies.

Personality traits, particularly the “Big Five” (extraversion, openness to experience, conscientiousness, agreeableness, and neuroticism), are a common focus of psychological research. While the Big Five model was designed to be neutral, most people tend to favor higher scores on extraversion, openness, conscientiousness, and agreeableness, and lower scores on neuroticism.

Given the prevalence of personality research and the potential for large language models to be used in this field, the researchers sought to determine whether these models exhibit biases when completing personality tests. Specifically, they wanted to investigate whether large language models are susceptible to social desirability bias, a well-documented phenomenon in human psychology where individuals tend to answer questions in a way that portrays them positively.

“Our lab works at the intersection of psychology and AI,” said study authors Johannes Eichstaedt (an assistant professor and Shriram Faculty Fellow at the Institute for Human-Centered Artificial Intelligence) and Aadesh Salecha (a master’s student at Stanford University and a staff data scientist at the Computational Psychology and Well-Being Lab).

“We’ve been fascinated by using our understanding of human behavior (and the methods from cognitive science) and applying it to intelligent machines. As LLMs are used more and more to simulate human behavior in psychological experiments, we wanted to explore whether they reflect biases similar to those we see in humans. During our explorations with giving different psychological tests to LLMs, we came across this robust social desirability bias.”

To examine potential response biases in large language models, the researchers conducted a series of experiments using a standardized 100-item Big Five personality questionnaire. This questionnaire is based on a well-established model of personality and is widely used in psychological research. The researchers administered the questionnaire to a variety of large language models, including those developed by OpenAI, Anthropic, Google, and Meta. These models were chosen to ensure that the findings would be broadly applicable across different types of large language models.

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Your long read of the week is from John Carter (of Mars, apparently), about why the US actually NEEDS to annex Canuckistan and turn it into the 51st through 60th States:

The problem is that Canada has become a security threat.

Canada is not a security threat in the military sense. Indeed, that’s part of the problem. The Canadian Armed Forces has become so demoralized, weak, and enfaggoted by decades of systematic underfunding and leftist social engineering that what was once, man for man, one of the toughest armed forces on the planet is now a shambolic collection of obese CAFamites under the command of schoolmarms with pronoun hair. If the US wanted to conquer Canada by armed force, it could do so in a day – send a tank battalion to cut off the highway connections between Toronto and Montreal, drop some Green Berets into Ottawa to take parliament into custody, and that would be that. The problem is that Canada’s weak military also means that it cannot defend the arctic against Russian or Chinese incursions, thereby dropping the defence of North America’s northern frontier into the overstretched arms of the US military.

It does not stop at a weak military. Canada’s government has also been deeply penetrated by foreign adversaries, China and India in particular. An intelligence report found that numerous Canadian members of parliament are acting as de facto agents of foreign influence, both in terms of participation in election meddling by foreign powers, and in terms of feeding those powers intelligence. The names of these traitors have not been released, probably because none of them are actually Canadians. Naturally, the Canadian government investigated itself, and as it invariably does, found itself to be quite spotlessly clean, which is quite reassuring. It just isn’t reassuring to Canada’s nominal allies, who have become leery of intelligence sharing with Canada.

The next security problem is the border, an issue which Trump has repeatedly stressed as a justification for tariffs. The 49^th Parallel is famously the longest undefended border on the planet. It is much longer than the Southern border; there are no barbed wire border fences; most of the terrain is easily traversed – forest, lake, or prairie – in contrast to the punishing desert running across the US-Mexico border. Militarizing the US-Mexico border is already a huge, costly undertaking. Doing the same on the Canadian border would be vastly more challenging.

Canada’s extraordinarily lax immigration policy has, in recent years, led to a much higher encounter rate at border crossings with suspects on the terrorism watch list. These people come into Canada legally, part of the millions of immigrants Ottawa has been importing, every year, for the last few years. When you’re bringing in over one percent of your country’s population every single year, it is simply not possible to properly vet them, and it seems that Ottawa barely even bothers to try. Given that not every such person of interest will get stopped at the border, and that not every terrorist is on a watch list, one wonders how many enemies have already slipped across into the US by way of Canadian airports.

The second border problem is fentanyl. Like the US, Canada has a raging opiod epidemic. We’ve got tent cities, zombies in the streets, needles in the parks, and this is not limited to the big cities – it spills out into the small towns, as well. Like Mexico, Canada has fentanyl laboratories. Precursor chemicals are imported from China by triads, turned into chemical weapons in Canadian labs, and then distributed within Canadian and American markets by predominantly Indian truckers. The occasional busts have turned up vast quantities of the stuff, but have resulted in very few arrests. The proceeds are then laundered through casinos or fake colleges, with the laundered cash then parked in Canadian real estate. There are estimates that the volume of fentanyl money flowing through Canada’s housing markets is significant enough to be a major factor (immigration is certainly the main factor) distorting real estate prices – keeping the housing bubble inflated, propping up Canada’s sagging economy, and pricing young Canadians out of any hope of owning a home or, for that matter, even renting an apartment without a roommate or three.

It’s generally understood, though essentially never acknowledged at official levels, that poisoning North America with opiods is deliberate Chinese policy, both as revenge for the Opium Wars of the 19^th century, and as one element in their strategy of unrestricted warfare i.e. the covert but systematic weaponization of every point of contact – economic, industrial, cultural, etc. – between Chinese and Western societies. By allowing the fentanyl trade to continue, the Canadian government is complicit in an act of covert war being waged by a foreign power, one whose casualties include the Canadian government’s own population.

This brings us to the penultimate, and really the crucial, problem, which is that the Canadian political system is in the hands of America’s enemies. This characterization is not confined to Justin Trudeau, or even to the Liberal Party of which he is no longer leader (though for now he remains prime minister). It is a universal across Canada’s political class. The leader of the New Democratic Party, Canada’s socialists, is a Sikh, and a Khalistani nationalist. The Greens are, as Greens everywhere, watermelons – environmental conservationists on the outside, communists on the inside. Even the Conservative Party are committed neoliberal globalists with a deep and abiding affection for mass third world immigration.

Canada’s political class share all of the enthusiasms of Blue America, as do the ‘presidents’ and ‘prime ministers’ of the various European satrapies. They are all are essentially the branch managers for the local franchises of the worldwide socioeconomic engineering project generally understood by its detractors as ‘globalism’. Globalism is the enemy of America specifically, and the West more broadly. MAGA – which is essentially the loose coalition of Americans who for various reasons prefer not to destroy the West more broadly, and America specifically – has recently staged a hostile takeover of the political nerve centre of globalism within the USA, but the globalists remain entrenched throughout the imperial provinces. Very much including Canada.

It should be stressed that none of this is working out at all well for Canadian citizens. They’ve endured a lost decade of wage growth under the Trudeau regime, which has occurred at the same time that housing prices have skyrocketed due to the aforementioned money laundering as well as what may be the world’s highest rate of immigration (recently reaching a few percent of the population, annually), leaving Canadians one of the most indebted population’s on the planet.

Boy, if that doesn’t wind up my Canoehead readers, NOTHING will.

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Linkage is good for you:

• Tarik Cyril Amar explains the true meaning behind the call between the God-Emperor and the Neo-Tsar;
• John Helmer takes a rather sardonic look at the upcoming peace talks between the Americans and Russians – he thinks Putin has no idea what he is doing, while I categorically disagree;
• Constantin von Hoffmeister unpacks the real reason why the God-Emperor wants to take over Canuckistan and Greenland;
• Jose Alberto Nino issues a warning to the Latin American nations about the God-Emperor’s policies, which are a return to sphere-of-influence geopolitics;
• Robert Hardman might be one of the very few Limeys who actually understands why the unstoppable tide of right-wing nationalism is sweeping across Europe;
• Andrea Widburg shows us all what a really tribalist culture looks like, and it ain’t pretty;
• Hua Bin is extremely downbeat about the prospects of the West, which promotes stupidity and suppresses talent every single day;
• Our Beloved and Dreaded Supreme Dark Lord (PBUH) Voxemort the Most Malevolent and Terrible looks at Steve Jobs through the lens of the SSH;
• A rather interesting take in Nature on the subject of practical versus taught mathematics shows us the power of intuitive mental maths, which is really hard to teach;
• For the Linux geeks among us, the GRUB bootloader is nothing new or scary, but it can intimidate the hell out of N00BZ, even though it isn’t actually very frightening;
• An old Linux hand explains how and why Ubuntu lost him – as it did me, which is why I use Mint now, and have done for like 10 years;
• For some idiotic reason, people still want to make “Linux on desktop” a thing – AIN’T GONNA HAPPEN, because it doesn’t need to happen;
• Apparently, you can buy external GPUs – which is great news for people who have Thunderbolt 4 ports and DON’T want to drop a lot of money on a gaming laptop;
• The practice of writing good, clean, easy-to-debug code is a constant learning process, and the sooner you get good at it, the better;
• Microsoft “upgraded” Outlook on WinDOZE 10, and unsurprisingly, it is complete shit;
• The Rookie – the legend from HALO 3: ODST – contributed far more to the universe than you might have thought from the game;
• The HALO: Combat Evolved Anniversary remaster almost got done for free, but Saber Interactive figured out a way to get their money’s worth out of Microsoft, in a very clever way;
• Recall what I said above about the Su-57E’s demo at Aero India – turns out, the Ameribros really DID take their ball home in a giant sulk;

And some more from Dawn Pine:

• OK, who had “hill-sized space rock crashing into Earth” in the Doomsday Apocalypse Bingo Sweepstakes for September 2182?;
• This list of 7 habits that successful men over 50 routinely practice, is actually surprisingly good, and very relevant;
• We all worry about Abominable Intelligence killing us, SkyNet style – turns out, all it might have to do, is to tell us to kill ourselves, which it is already doing;
• A couple of high schoolers in Louisiana have proven Pythagoras’s Theorem, without algebra, and only with trigonometry, which is an astonishing achievement in and of itself;
• In the Abominable Intelligence wars, Meta and OpenAI seem to be racing each other to see who can be the biggest douchecanoe with respect to pirating copyrighted works and training their models on them;

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MUH RUSHIAN KAHLOOOOOOOZHUN!!!

The Neo-Tsar gave a speech at the Munich Security Conference back in 2007, which was a seminal event in his career as the leader of Russia – especially in light of VP Vance’s almost as consequential wrecking-ball of an address at the same venue, 18 years later:

At the 2007 Munich Security Conference, Putin delivered his iconic—and in many ways prophetic—speech, challenging unipolar dominance and heralding a multipolar world order. Many of his warnings were dismissed at the time but have since become central to today’s geopolitical… pic.twitter.com/6tDkGc4ehl

— Putin Direct (@PutinDirect) February 15, 2025

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HALO Nation

Slayergod Remy aka MintBlitz does his thing, while rhapsodising about the latest HALO: MCC update:

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BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!!!

Imperial Iterator talks about the legendary realm of Ultramar:

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Big Boyz Toyz

We have some EXTREMELY HARDCORE PLANE PR0N for you, by way of Altitude Addicts, showing the Su-57E (export model), flying at Aero India last week:

The man at the controls in the cockpit is none other than the living legend, Russian test pilot Sergei Bogdan, chief test pilot for the Sukhoi Company, and the man who has tested every (to my knowledge) new aircraft produced by them for the past 25 years.

That means he has flown the Su-30, the Su-34, the Su-35, and now the Su-57. And he knows exactly how to make the “Felon” DANCE.

Keep in mind, the man is SIXTY-TWO YEARS OLD, and he is more than capable of pulling off high-G manoeuvres like that, just for shits and giggles.

In fact, the Su-57E was so intimidating that the Ameribros, who brought along the F-35 Joint Strike Flying Piano Morris Marina Turducken, flat-out CANCELLED their aerobatics demonstration, took their ball, and went home in a big sulk.

It is not that difficult to figure out, therefore, which plane the Pajeets are likely to choose – especially given they cannot produce anything like a fifth-generation prototype to save their own asses:

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Oh No! Anyway…

Wazzocks gonna wazzock:

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Comedy Hour

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Meme Warfare

We start with some epic dank memes from our friend The Male Brain – and we kick off with some anti-TSA memes, inspired by the fact that he and I were actually supposed to meet in person during a stopover he had in a third country, on his way back from the FUSA, but he got told off by immigration:

[Is it just me, or does she look like Olivia Wilde on meth? – Didact]

Moving on to regular memes:

There is actually a way to solve this problem, but it involves a lot of MAFFS:

[Oooooof, that’s cold – Didact]

[CAN confirm!!! – Didact]

And now, as LRFotS RobertW likes to say:

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Animal Planet

Your aminules are adorkable moment of the week:

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Real Men Watch REAL Sports

REPS FOR JESUS!!!

Gym beast props this week go to Joe Borenstein:

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Ass-Kicking of the Eight Limbs

They See Me Rollin’…

JUST BLEED!!!

Federer Express

Clean Bowled

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Palate Cleansers

Axe Me Anything

Knives Out

Drumlines

Guitar Heroics

MOAR DAKKA!!!

Mighty Wings

Sweet TEEFS

Jump-Starts

Gingervitis Injections

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Livin’ in the Land of the Metal Gods

Their new album is out, and it is – to use the technical term – SOOPER DOOPER AWESOMESAUCE AMAZEBALLS.

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Rock Out With Your Glock Out

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Thot Shots

And finally, after much messing about, here is your Instathot to get the week off to a silly start. This here is some Ukrainian 304 named Yuliya, age unknown but probably in her early 20s, and as with ALL khokholinas, look – DO NOT TOUCH. I assure you, from painful personal experience, that they really are crazier and angrier than a bag full of rattlesnakes.

OK, that’s all, back to work now, lads.

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