Ugh, what’s that horrible view? Oh, right, it’s MONDAY, and good GRIEF, but it is truly disgusting. Where I am, in fact, it is just damp, rainy, and horribly, depressingly grey. And it is likely to stay that way for a good long while.
Therefore, let us commence this week’s Great Mondaydact Browser Throttler, because I think we all need a bit of relief from this horrible day.
Today’s highlight is a video from Patrick Cc: – weird channel name, but that is beside the point – about one Jim Carrey’s awakening process. Some of you lot might remember that guy from his big comedic hits in the 1990s and early 2000s. The yungins within the YOOT segment of this site probably know him better for his most recent roles, in movies like Sonic the Hedgehog, and other such relatively light fare.
For decades, Jim Carrey has had a reputation of being a plastic-faced goofball, a comedian who makes people laugh simply through his amazing physical contortions and facial expressions.Most people are not aware that Mr. Carrey is, in fact, quite capable of serious acting. Just go watch The Truman Show, or even Bruce Almighty, to see how good he was (and is) as an artist.
And, as it turns out, he also understands a little something about Hollyweird, nowadays, that the rest of us might not – that it is a place of vapidity, stupidity, nonsense, and total unrealism:
The fact that he went onto Jimmy Kimmel’s late-night show – Kimmel being one of the absolute worst talentless hacks and sell-outs ever to walk an entertainment stage – and told EVERYONE there the truth about Illuminati control over the industry, is remarkable in and of itself.
Mr. Carrey is certainly not a mentally healthy man. You can see it in his eyes. This is what happens when you devote yourself to a kind of New Age spiritualism, that believes in some sort of transcendental power called “the Universe”. You end up desperately unhappy, because there is no personal or profound connection with a loving, merciful, just, and righteous Creator.
But he is a man willing to take risks, both with his career, and his personal reputation.
For that, at least, I can respect him.
By the way, he reminds me, more than a little, of a fellow comedian, who also evidently saw through the sheer absurdity of things – and paid the ultimate price for it.
That would be the one and only, the late, great, Robin Williams, whose physical comedy was truly on a different level.
Our man, Terrence Popp, did what I thought was easily the best ever tribute to Mr. Williams, after his death, and you can see just how much the legendary comedian did in his life, for those less fortunate than himself:
Like Mr. Carrey, Mr. Williams also had a serious side to his oeuvre. Have you ever seen a movie called One Hour Photo? If not, go check it out. You will NEVER think of Robin Williams the same way again.
These two men show us the truth about many (not all) comedians: their humour is a mask. (See what I did there?)
Deep down, these people are tortured by insecurities, depression, and a terrible sense of their own inadequacy. They use humour as a shield against the psychological pain involved from being enslaved to a world that treats them like a commodity, a performing monkey, a puppet on strings.
It is a sobering reminder to the rest of us that true Purpose in life actually matters. We need to see ourselves as God sees us – not as other people see us.
The Mighty God-Emperor
His Most Illustrious, Noble, August, Benevolent, and Legendary Celestial Majesty, the God-Emperor of Mankind, Donaldus Triumphus Magnus Astra, the First of His Name, the Lion of Midnight, may the Lord bless him and preserve him, has single-handedly made that hilarious dad-dance version of “YMCA” a massive global meme:
TRULY, THERE IS NOTHING THE GOD-EMPEROR CANNOT DO!!!
#BasedTucker is Based
Dawn of Battle
The Male Brain has quite a collection for us today. We start with the return of hoe_math, who demonstrates how to analyse a woman’s mental delusions from all angles and stop her lies:
thejuicemedia talks about the upcoming ‘Strayan Federal elections, which – as you might guess – are going to be a disaster for the country, no matter WHO wins, or doesn’t:
DUMBOCRACY FER DA WIN!!! (*facedesk*)
Moving on from dumbocracy to pretend-communism, Whatifalthist thinks that China is actually going to face a serious crisis:
Keep in mind, though, this is the same channel that predicted, about a year ago, that Russia is about to collapse – when anyone who has actually BEEN to Russia (like me) can tell you the country is booming and thriving.
Yeah, let’s just say, I’m not holding my breath on that one.
New channel Fika explains how to win any and every argument:
Sabine Hossenfelder looks at a new study that argues against the existence of a multiverse (well, sort of):
From a Christian perspective, I must say, it is amusing to watch physicists twist themselves into tortured knots and pretzels trying to get around the possibility that Creation requires a Creator, and this is a far simpler and more plausible explanation than all of their silly unprovable M-theory mathematical mummery.
Moon is not at all happy about the existence of these new Tesla Optimus robots:
Another one from the same channel about why the Vatican is floundering:
Wisdom Warriors looks at what might come after Western civilisation:
Personally, I do not think Western civilisation is “dying”, exactly. It is certainly collapsing, but it isn’t dying. Western civilisation – which I define as the civilisation based on the three pillars of Graeco-Roman philosophy, Christian morality, and the European nations – is under unprecedented attack, because it is corrupt and decaying from within.
However, only one of the three core pillars is truly in danger of disintegrating – the European nations. That can be restored, PROVIDED the Europeans engage in mass expulsions of foreigners from their shores, and embark on a serious Reconquista of their lands.
This is going to be extremely difficult, which is why much of the territory of what we recognise today as “Europe” is largely lost. But Western civilisation will continue on in certain pockets – and will find a real home for itself in, of all places, RUSSIA, which is the true ark of the civilised world.
Mind-Expanding Drugs
Based Plato explains all the various Christian military orders of the Crusades:
Death Smiles At Us All…
Poli-Ticking Off
Mark Dice cannot quite believe how bad Cacklepants looks after her “vacation” in Jamaica:
Seriously, Heels-Up Harris looks like she just finished up a week-long bender. She might just have consumed more Wild Turkey than ACTUAL turkey at Thanksgiving.
Clayton Morris talks to Antonio Enrique Colmenares about the appointment of none other than Robert F. Kennedy Jr. into the God-Emperor’s Cabinet:
PJW points out that the guy whom the PommieBastardLande police finally arrested, for taking and then monetising public videos of British skanks in various northern cities, has somehow been able to keep his identity concealed:
The fact that the culprit is from Bradford – a VERY heavily immigrant and Muslim community in northern England – might have a lot to do with it…
Shoe0nHead offers an actually kind of sort of reasonably decent Liberal analysis of why the God-Emperor won:
Keep in mind, she was a Bernie Bro – well, Babe, though that is rather stretching things – back in the day, and she is a big fan of Huey Long, the populist firebrand of the 1930s who once posed a SERIOUS threat to FDR. (Until that wily old socialist simply co-opted many of Long’s ideas – thereby prolonging and worsening the Great Depression by many years.)
Veterans’ Day
LTC Daniel Davis talks with his old boss, DA KERNEL HIZZSELF, about the final plunge into the abyss that Ukraine now faces:
Judge’s Ruling
Judge Nap talks to Pepe Escobar about the dramatic changes resulting from the Russian first use of “Oreshnik”:
Дед Сварливый Говорит!
Grandpa Grumpuss grumps, grumpily, after an EPIC Thanksgiving binge, about the reality now facing the American Empire, of total military obsolescence:
Polonium
Ania Konieczek talks to Grandpa Grumpuss about the new world we all face after “Oreshnik”:
Timeo Danaos Et Donna Ferentes…
The good gentlemen of The Duran have a lengthy and wide-ranging discussion about this new “peace envoy” appointed by the God-Emperor – neither of them are particularly hopeful about Gen. Keith Kellogg’s prospects for getting anything useful done:
Tech-Priest of the Omnissiah
The Italian engineer with the epic accent at Millennium 7* HistoryTech explains what “Oreshnik” might be, based on publicly available information at this time:
Bad Medicine
Dr. John Campbell talks not-vaxx injuries with an ACTUAL medical professional:
Dr. Suneel Dhand is thrilled to bits about the appointment by the God-Emperor of Dr. Jay Bhattacharya as the head of the NIH:
Dr. Bhattacharya, lest we all forget, was one of the primary authors of the Great Barrington Declaration, and has been one of the very few mainstream voices for sanity railing against lockdowns, compulsory not-vaxxes, masking, and other idiotic and unscientific measures.
His appointment might well be a sign that things could improve for the FUSA, at least when it comes to evidence-based science.
Warriors of Faith
Tha Dizzle has some simple and key Biblical verses that demolish the Izzlamick “arguments”, such as they are, for their fake religion:
Dr. Jay Smith from PfanderFilms talks to Murad, an agnostic Arab who is writing up his own deep-dive translation of the Arabic Koran, that does NOT rely on later redactions and insertions by the Persians to create the Standard Izzlamick Narrative, about the single biggest error of translation in the entire book:
The implications of this mistranslation are absolutely staggering. They prove, beyond any doubt, that the original Koran, in its initial form, was a series of Syro-Aramaic Christian lectionaries that extolled the death, resurrection, and divinity of Jesus Christ, then translated into Arabic – before LATER being redacted and revised and corrupted by first the Arabs, and then the Persians, into its present form, to suit a political narrative.
The crucifixion and death of Jesus is one of perhaps three gigantic areas of disagreement between Christians and Muslims. The latter believe themselves to the TRUE followers of Jesus, whom they claim never died and was never crucified.
But now, it turns out, they are wrong – and have always been wrong, for 14 centuries, because of intentionally deceptive mistranslations of their own books.
Al-Fadi from CIRA International and Mike Jones from Inspiring Philosophy discuss the severe problems posed by polygamy in (and outside of) Izzlam, based on actual science, not Koran-derived nonsense:
Christian Prince systematically takes apart a particularly persistent subcontinental Muzzie, who thinks Mo’Lester the Paedophile Profit was the perfect example for all Mankind:
Sam Shamoun shreds through the Koran, using its own arguments against it:
Avery from GodLogic continues to pound away at the Izzlamick Dilemma:
Chris at Speaker’s Corner talks at length with the aforementioned Murad about the problems with both ancient and modern translations of the Koran:
Manly Men of Manliness
Terrence Popp discusses his experiences with a serious TBI:
Joker from Better Bachelor covers a lot of ground, talking about trannies, OnlyFools thots, and outright whores, all adding up to a call for men to burn ALL that shit down:
And now let’s have a succession of videos showing the STRAWNG INDEPENDENTZ WAMMENZES!!! posting their own Ls online, starting with FBE Capital:
And Man Talk:
Plus Modern Women Archives:
Can I Speak with the Manager?
Karyn from Happy Wife School gives a red-pilled woman’s perspective about how women ruin holidays and happiness:
Burn Paedowood to the Ground
Midnight’s Edge analyses the latest offerings from Marvel, and reckons they all add up to a grim future:
Overlord Dicktor Van Doomcock reports on the latest failings of Devil Mouse Wars:
Gary from Nerdrotic explains how J.K. Rowling is winning without even lifting a finger:
The Critical Drinker is not amused by BLACKtain WAKANDA:
Reading Too Much Into Things
Your Science is F***ing Weird moment of the week is from The Male Brain, and looks at how eating too many carbs is a great way to fail your every attempt to smash, because a high-carb diet will reduce the attractiveness of your face:
The Western diet has undergone a massive switch since the second half of the 20th century, with the massive increase of the consumption of refined carbohydrate associated with many adverse health effects. The physiological mechanisms linked to this consumption, such as hyperglycaemia and hyperinsulinemia, may impact non medical traits such as facial attractiveness. To explore this issue, the relationship between facial attractiveness and immediate and chronic refined carbohydrate consumption estimated by glycemic load was studied for 104 French subjects. Facial attractiveness was assessed by opposite sex raters using pictures taken two hours after a controlled breakfast. Chronic consumption was assessed considering three high glycemic risk meals: breakfast, afternoon snacking and between-meal snacking. Immediate consumption of a high glycemic breakfast decreased facial attractiveness for men and women while controlling for several control variables, including energy intake. Chronic refined carbohydrate consumption had different effects on attractiveness depending on the meal and/or the sex. Chronic refined carbohydrate consumption, estimated by the glycemic load, during the three studied meals reduced attractiveness, while a high energy intake increased it. Nevertheless, the effect was reversed for men concerning the afternoon snack, for which a high energy intake reduced attractiveness and a high glycemic load increased it. These effects were maintained when potential confounders for facial attractiveness were controlled such as age, age departure from actual age, masculinity/femininity (perceived and measured), BMI, physical activity, parental home ownership, smoking, couple status, hormonal contraceptive use (for women), and facial hairiness (for men). Results were possibly mediated by an increase in age appearance for women and a decrease in perceived masculinity for men. The physiological differences between the three meals studied and the interpretation of the results from an adaptive/maladaptive point of view in relation to our new dietary environment are discussed.
Your long read of the week is from Mark Gullick, about the quiet but simmering rage that is slowly boiling over in PommieBastardLande, directed at the ruling elites:
The satirical image the British have of farmers is rooted in a past of class war, when the landed gentry had money. But the upper-middle class, gentleman farmer, in his new Range Rover and expensive Barbour jacket, doesn’t really exist outside of situation comedy. Farming is as tough and visceral as it ever was, and as for wealth creation, that is not what farming seems to most UK farmers. It is estimated that small farms make 1–2% of their value annually as profit, and the average farmer earns a shade under £40,000, around £5,000 more than the national average. Given the variables factored into farming, that is not much of a slush fund should one become necessary. Nor is it much of a financial reward, despite the vestigial, reflex class response of the metropolitan Leftist elite who run contemporary British politics and its provisional wing in the media.
The Left are acting as contrarily as ever over the farmers’ plight. Where once the media and the Party would have got behind the working man as a default position, the temperament of the Labour Left has changed in recent decades, led as this revolution was by the Blair government. Farmers now are subsumed under the category “white working class”, and so despised on two fronts by Labour. They are also an easy target as they represent White industrial secession. You just don’t get Black or Muslim farmers, so there is no problem with the ethnics as far as Labour and their acolytes are concerned. If there were Black or Muslim tillers of the soil in significant numbers, farming would be the best protected, most lavishly funded industry in Great Britain.
This synchronizes, as ever, with the response of the media complex. Ex-Labour spin-doctor John McTernan, a man who made a living under Tony Blair altering and manipulating facts and figures to make them fit for consumption by the public, gives a flavor of the metropolitan attitude to the plight of the farmers. He suggested Starmer do to the farmers what Thatcher did to the miners (Starmer disowned him, but that means nothing). That is, in the popular mind, decimate the industry and force men out of the pit, perhaps getting your enforcers to rough them up a bit while you’re there. He suggests that farming is an industry we can do without, but that’s not what he means. He means it’s an industry in the wrong hands.
Whose hands would be the right ones, for our globalist overlords? Veteran maverick politician George Galloway was one of many emphatically not on the political Right to suggest that the UK is due to be sold off to BlackRock, Bill Gates, and other financial super-predators. Gates has bought up a lot of American land, and allegedly has land here in Costa Rica. As Kissinger said, control the food, control the people. And if Britain really is on the market, then the British Left thoroughly approve.
Veteran Left-wing journalist Will Hutton, writing inevitably in The Guardian, does not see farmers as the stewards of the countryside they so clearly are, but is of the opinion that they “have hoarded land for too long”, as though small farmers were sick old misers gloating over a casket of jewels. In fact, farmers are fighting so that they can pass on the land, and its stewardship, to a new generation — the very opposite of miserliness. There is more than a whiff of revenge for the Brexit vote from the Left, as farmers are widely perceived to have typically voted to leave the EU.
Linkage is good for you:
- Glenn Diesen tries to understand why the West is so keen on fighting Russia all the way down to the last Ukrainian;
- Vitalyi Ryumshin discusses the reasons behind Brandon’s seemingly insane decision to approve the use of long-range missiles against pre-2014 Russia;
- Israel Shamir analyses how the Brits still do not understand the need to change their relationship with Russia, in the wake of the “Oreshink” test;
- Patrick Lawrence looks at the implications for the “Oreshnik” test on the American global hegemony;
- Pepe Escobar explains how the “Oreshnik” test has fundamentally shifted the parameters of any possible peace negotiation on Ukraine – even before T-Rex can get one started;
- Mike Whitney explains in simple and precise detail exactly why the FUSA cannot possibly win a war with Russia;
- Sergei Polyetayev points to the inescapable truth that the God-Emperor simply cannot quickly and effectively end the 404 War;
- Eva Bartlett is not amused by the West’s willingness to cross any moral line just for the sake of killing Russians;
- If you ever want to know what NOT to do when you are a giant world-spanning monopoly, and your primary products completely shit the bed, just look at Microsoft;
- Humans are not the only creatures capable of coming up with amazing weapons – turns out, there is an octopus that can turn part of its body into a stone-shooting gun;
- NASA apparently has taken a break from promoting Black and Muslim contributions to science, to figure out how to build a robot fish that can explore the seas of Jupiter’s moon, Europa;
- AMD’s journey from microprocessor budget also-ran, to premium gaming rig monster, was a long and impressively well thought out one;
- Baby Boomers made piles of funny-money out of the booming housing market – thereby locking their kids and grandkids out of home ownership – and now cannot find affordable retirement homes (#DayOfThePillow);
- India has a massive surplus of underqualified, badly educated, practically unskilled, therefore unemployable engineers – proving, yet again, that Pajeets are their own worst enemies;
- If you are a true HALO fan with an appetite for modding, you can download the epic Arbiter mission that originally featured in the HALO 2 trailer – but was cut from the final game;
- The ‘Strayan woman who has banged WELL OVER A THOUSAND PEOPLE struggles to figure out why nobody wants to date her;
- An Instathot of Polish origin got her Photoshopped ass into massive trouble by smuggling drugs out of Thailand, and proved yet again the awesome power of the POOSY PASS;
And some more from Dawn Pine:
- For those of you who love The Chronicles of Narnia, there is now a Narnia-themed treehouse that you can rent, right next to C.S. Lewis’s actual house;
- If you have ever wanted to see a volcanic eruption in high definition, you now can, and it is – to use the technical term – SUPER AWESOME AMAZEBALLS;
- Budget airlines are absolute dicks to their customers, by design, and now they are getting fined for their “abusive” baggage fees (#WarmFuzzies);
- In an interesting twist on the “SkyNet Becomes Sentient” problem, a small robot in China kidnapped much larger counterparts, which is not what one would expect;
- A man whose WOMAN threw away a flash drive containing a shit-ton of BTC, is suing the COUNCIL that took away the garbage – sounds like a case of misdirected fire to me;
- If you have ever wanted to understand how a true sociopath thinks and acts, one of them has written an in-depth book, and she (yes, really) is every bit as scary to look at as you might think;
- A CEO in India wants you to pay him to be his Chief of Staff – because apparently that is a way to figure out who really wants the job (#PajeetsGonnaPajeet);
- If you really want to know how to make a Large Language Model go right up its own rear end, there are ways to do it using timing hacks, of a sort;
- Also, apparently, you can cause ChatGPT to shit the bed if you try to make it respond to one specific name – no, not “Jesus Christ”, though that would be pretty revealing;
- Apparently, there is a squabble going on between India and Turkey over a document whose contents might change the history of Islam on the subcontinent, and is now the subject of an inheritance fight;
- Russia can be a pretty horrible place sometimes – as illustrated by this awful story about a (very beautiful) teenager who died after being beaten by her neighbour and left to be eaten alive;
- The Bullshit Broadcasting Corporation cannot quite decide whether it is biased FOR or AGAINST Israel, but seems to be leaning toward head-up-arsehole either way;
- Just when you thought the God-Emperor could not possibly be more AWESOME, it turns out there is reason to think he might have travelled through time;
- If you want to know when America will end – just ask Alexa, she will tell you;
- The “Mother of the Year” award goes to this horrible example who left her baby in a drawer for years – hopefully they lock her up for MULTIPLE lifetimes;
MUH RUSHIAN KAHLOOOOOOOZHUN!!!
The Neo-Tsar was in Astana, Kazakhstan, last week, for a VERY productive meeting with the entire Collective Security Treaty Organisation:
HALO Nation
Slayergod Remy aka MintBlitz shows off his mad SLAYER SKILLZ:
BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!!!
Imperial Iterator unpacks what it is like to walk through the hedonistic realm of Slaanesh:
Oh No! Anyway…
Wazzocks gonna wazzock:
Comedy Hour
One from Dawn Pine:
Dude OWNS his age!
Meme Warfare
I fixed it for you
Animal Planet
Your aminules are adorkable moment of the week:
And also your animals are absolute DICKS moment of the week, to balance things out:
REPS FOR JESUS!!!
Gym beast props this week go to Tyson Ridenour:
Ass-Kicking of the Eight Limbs
They See Me Rollin’…
Without going into details, let’s just say I know the guy who won that match.
Lob and Smash
Let’s watch the artist with the racquet that was (and is) His Fedness:
Caught & Bowled
The legendary ‘Strayan fast bowler, Glenn McGrath, explained back in the day how he setup and managed his extraordinarily consistent line and length:
True story – I watched Australia defeat the West Indies at the SCG with my grandfather, all the way back in 2000. And I did get to see McGrath doing his thing that day – both with a ball and a bat, as I recall.
It remains one of my most cherished and enduring memories of my granddad.
Palate Cleansers
Axe Me Anything
Knives Out
Drumlines
If you told me the guy from Full House that all the girls swoon over, can actually play serious drums, I would NOT believe you before I saw that clip.
Sound Garden
MOAR DAKKA!!!
Mighty Wings
Jump-Starts
Gingervitis Injections
Classing It Up
Livin’ in the Land of the Metal Gods
GLORYHAMMER IS BACK!!! BEHOLD THE LEGENDARY CHEESE!!!
Rock Out With Your Glock Out
Thot Shots
And here we are at last, with an Instathot to get the week off to the right kind of start. This here is Ellie Jayne Kelleher, age 25 from Fairwater, near Cardiff, in PommieBastardLande. (Don’t call the Welsh “English”, though – they WILL punch you for it.) She started out with working-class roots, before becoming an actual international model.
Normally, she would be Friday material – but the tattoos really ruin an otherwise remarkable aesthetic. This, right here, is why girls MUST NOT get tattoos.
OK, boys, all done, back to work now.
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