Gents, have you ever had one of those days where you had grand plans to do all sorts of useful and impressive things, and it all came down to taking a 2hr nap on the couch? Well, that was pretty much my day today. The fact is, we all need days to just sit and vegetate – they are not actually that much fun when you go through them, but there is a point to them even so.
And, frankly, we all NEED days whereby we switch off from the world and stop paying attention for a while. (Or, in my case, play HALO. Which is what I do on Saturdays.) The world is getting more insane almost by the hour at this point, and there are times when it pays to say, “stop the world, I want to get off for a bit”.
As you have undoubtedly seen by now, the FUSA has just authorised another US$61B for 404 – Country Not Found. This is more money down the shitter. It will be of absolutely no use. More Ukrainians will die, for absolutely no purpose. The defence industry fat-cats will get rich from it, but the American people will see no benefit from it whatsoever.
Not to be outdone, the Euzis and Pommies – the latter being led by a Gamma Pajeet who could only look more of a gormless manlet if he started wearing a bow-tie – have pledged immense sums of money that their own peoples do not want to pay. Britain, in particular is circling the drain, very rapidly – if you happen to spend any time there whatsoever, you will quickly notice just how worn-down and hopeless the place has become.
Things across the West are in very, very bad shape right now. And they are getting worse. When German schoolkids say they want to convert to Izzlam, simply because they do not want to feel “excluded” or bullied by their Muzzie classmates, you know something has gone horribly wrong in the heart of Europe.
Yet, it is not all gloom and doom. Grandpa Grumpuss pointed out earlier today that Russia still stands as the Ark of Western civilisation – precisely as he has been saying for years, and precisely as I have written. And here is why:
The message here could not possibly be more clear. Family is wealth.
For those of you fortunate enough to have families, especially children – never forget this fact. Marriage is the ultimate expression of love. Children are the ultimate expression of hope. And when you have faith, hope, and especially love, all embodied in a Christian family unit, with husband as faithful guardian and protector, and wife as loving companion and home-maker…
Then there is not a trial in this world that can stand against that combination.
For those of you who do not have families – yes, it is a risk, and yes, it is terrifying. It is also absolutely worth the plunge. Go for it. There are, in fact, worse things in this life than losing everything and having to start over again. Trust me, I know.
And with that message, let us get the weekend started.
This week’s lovely lady is Laura Celia Valk, age 25, from Amsterdam (apparently), Dutchistan. She is best known for being a model, studying “creative business” (aka “underwater basket weaving”), and dating a sportzballist. Apparently, her favourite food is pizza – which means she assuredly does not have a gluten intolerance, and therefore is certainly not subject to the dreaded horrors of coeliac disease. (Yes, that is the CORRECT spelling, for all you heathen Americans who cannot figure out the arse-end of a dictionary. I misspelled it deliberately in the title for the sake of a pun.)
For those who do not know, coeliac disease is a rather nasty affliction of the small intestine that makes proper digestion of gluten-based products nearly impossible. Apparently, people who suffer from it, have all sorts of quite horrid complications related to anything that might be even remotely bad for you. I suppose that is one way to make someone go full-on Paleo, but honestly, life without beer – well, TROOPER Beer, at any rate – doesn’t sound like very much fun.
(Most beer tastes like what I imagine frozen horse-piss would. I can’t stand the stuff, ordinarily. But Robinson’s Brewery does a very good job in crafting a most excellent full-bodied ale.)
And if I know one thing from my time on this Earth, it is that life is meant to be LIVED. Certainly, the young lady for this week evidently believes in that philosophy, because her figure has not suffered at all from the pizza and pasta.
Anyway, happy Friday, everyone. Enjoy the weekend.
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“I misspelled it deliberately”
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i’m sure you did.
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the lips are a bit much. but other than that, quite toothsome.