Ah, Monday, that great enemy of peace of mind and sound sleep – we meet again. For some of you, this is your second week back at work – for me, it is my first. And I have to say, the novelty wears VERY thin, very quickly. Especially when you have to wake up early in the morning to catch a train, and then your Uber driver mysteriously takes a route going through the city centre, with lots of red lights, thereby depositing you at the station on time – but without sufficient buffer to get a cup of coffee.
And, as we all know, a Monday without coffee is truly insufferable.
Fortunately, the Great Mondaydact Browser Mulcher is here to save the day and get rid of the horrible stresses of the day.
Today, we start with a serious overdose of PLANE PR0N!!!, by looking at the possible existence of an American hypersonic spyplane, the SR-72:
The idea of a hypersonic spyplane has been around in the FUSA for many, MANY years. I remember my cousin and I getting really hyped about a model aeroplane kit for “Project Aurora”, nearly 20 years ago, which depicted this SOOPER-AWSUM AMAZEBALLS aircraft that carried an autonomous drone on its back.
To my knowledge, “Project Aurora” has been around since at least the early 1980s, when the Reagan Administration was talking about a potential successor to the legendary SR-71 Blackbird:
The Blackbird was, indeed, possibly the greatest aircraft ever built. It STILL holds, to this day, a number of speed and altitude records that have never, ever been beaten – and possibly never will be. Its successor has been known by a variety of designations โ the SR-72, the SR-75, the SR-90, and Iโve probably missed out on a few.
However, despite all the hype, I remain thoroughly unconvinced by the idea the US has a hypersonic spyplane in development, for one very simple reason:
The FUSA cannot even produce a low hypersonic cruise missile right now.
Every attempt by the FUSA to create an unmanned, air-breathing, hypersonic cruise missile โ whether we are talking about the Hypersonic Conventional Strike Weapon (HCSW or โHacksawโ), the Hypersonic Air-breathing Weapon Concept (HAWC) or the Air-launched Rapid Response Weapon (ARRW), or the Long Range Hypersonic Weapon (LRHW) concept known as the โDark Eagleโ โ has been a failure, despite the fact that all three aforementioned systems have all had successful tests of one kind or another.
This is not the oxymoron you might think it is. Hacksaw was cancelled in 2020. ARRW, a joint project with Lockheed Martin, was cancelled in April 2023. Dark Eagle is still not operational after years of delays, and is itself a direct violation of the Intermediate Nuclear Forces treaty.
Of the various programmes, only HAWC shows any promise โ and even then, when it goes live, will probably be a low-hypersonic weapon, with a top speed of around Mach 5-6. That is low hypersonic, and the Russian’s are already capable of intercepting such missiles with their latest S-400, S-500, and S-550 AD systems.
By comparison, the Russian Kh-47M2 Kinzhal has a top speed of around Mach 10, and the 3M22 Tsirkon probably can reach around Mach 10-12. The Russians are already deploying their upgraded versions of the Kinzhal, Tsirkon, and Iskander systems โ they are not merely years ahead of the US, they are GENERATIONS ahead.
All of this is in the realm of UNMANNED hypersonic strike weapons. The US still cannot deploy a field-tested, fully operational hypersonic weapon โ whereas the Russians can.
So, how can we then be expected to believe the FUSA can somehow create a high-hypersonic manned reconnaissance aircraft?
Has anyone thought about the sheer thermodynamic complications involved? You have to figure out a way to keep a man alive, with a colossal temperature differential between the skin of the aircraft and the cockpit, without being burned to a crisp, at speeds of Mach 5 or higher.
Doing this for the SR-71 Blackbird, with โonlyโ a top speed of around Mach 3.2, gave the designers at Lockheed Martinโs Skunkworks absolute FITS. And that was back when the FUSA could actually build such aircraft. Today, the FUSA struggles to build a working fifth-generation multirole fighter, the Turducken Plane, with anything like a decent level of quality โ in fact, the Turducken is a flying shitheap with so many bugs and problems that Belgium literally refused to take its orders last year.
Never mind what you saw in Top Gun: Maverick – despite being one of the best movies I’ve seen in years, it is unlikely to be a realistic depiction of what the FUSA can do right now.
Of course, I could easily be wrong, and if I am proven wrong, I will gladly admit it. I simply remain extremely sceptical of such claims, based on the existing evidence.
Meanwhile, the Russians are in fact proceeding with their own sixth-generation fighter concept, which is rumoured to be hypersonic-capable. We shall see whether that is hype or real โ but one thing the Banderastan War should teach us, is that we must NEVER underestimate the Russians and their technical abilities.
The Mighty God-Emperor
His Most Illustrious, Noble, August, Benevolent, and Legendary Celestial Majesty, the God-Emperor of Mankind, Donaldus Triumphus Magnus Astra, the First of His Name, the Lion of Midnight, may the Lord bless him and preserve him, straight-up trolled the Fake President while on tour last week, and probably quite accurately too:
#BasedTucker is Based
Dawn of Battle
The Male Brain has lots to give us a way out of the drudgery of work this morning. We start with an examination of all possible variations of Tic-Tac-Toe โ which is considerably more interesting than you might think:
Art Chad, who does come across as a colossal asshat quite a lot of the time, but actually makes some very good points, explains the dangers of the Red Pill for Gen-Z:
He gets quite a lot wrong here, though. His entire premise is wrong โ he argues the Red Pill teaches men to blame others for their problem. This is nonsense. The Red Pill teaches men to take responsibility for their own lives, provides guidelines for how to do this, and then leaves the individual man to figure it out.
This is profoundly scary, but it is also extraordinarily liberating.
Of course, the Red Pill can lead plenty of men to existential rage and despair โ that tends to happen when you have no firm foundation of morality and grace in your life. This is why the Red Pill is only PART of the answer.
The rest of it comes from the God Pill, which I have discussed before at some length.
On a similar note โ ConservativeUniversity explains, in a very pithy way, the link between work and reward:
I can say personally that there are plenty of times in your life when you will work your arse off, and you will get shit for it. That happened to me for a very long time when I lived in the FUSA โ culminating in a layoff, departure from the US, and a hard reboot of my entire life. It was painful, miserable, and horrible. I went through some very bad times, mentally and physically.
And then it got worse, because Convid hit us all.
My relationship with my parents neared a complete breakdown. Indeed, my relationships in general went into a severe tailspin. There seemed to be no hope, nothing to look forward to, nothing good in my life.
Mind you, this was AFTER I bent the knee and accepted Jesus Christ as my Lord and Saviour. Most people who are not Christians, simply do not understand how great the cost of following Jesus really is. The Big Cheese was not joking when He talked about it in the Scriptures.
Yet, things did turn around eventually. It took a long time. Things are not perfect, not by a long shot. But they are far better now.
The abiding lesson there is, hard work pays off in the right environment, with the right values in place, and with the right people around you.
PsycHacks explains a critical idea that will help you to avoid becoming thirsty in all aspects of your life, not just dating:
I can personally confirm the EXTREME importance of โdo da due diligence, dudeโ. I got seriously emotionally burned on multiple occasions when I fell, hard, for a Ukrainian woman earlier in my life. These days, my relationships with people are a lot more standoffish โ and I was never big on people to begin with โ but I am also much better at figuring out who adds value to my life, and who does not.
Right, thatโs the serious stuff out of the way โ now letโs have a bit of J. P. Sears:
Mind-Expanding Drugs
This weekโs General Knowledge Corner of the Week is from The Male Brain, and is all about one of the absolute weirdest features of light:
There goes the Second Law of Thermodynamics, then (actually, not really, but thatโs getting way into the weeds).
Death Smiles At Us Allโฆ
Contrary to what far too many people think, Stoicism is not about becoming an emotionless robot. It is in fact about accepting and coping with violent emotions, difficult circumstances, challenges, defeats, failures, and problems โ and enduring, pushing through, dealing with them gracefully. The objective is to grow and develop as a human being, to become wise, compassionate, gentle, kind, patient, and honourable.
Practice these virtues in your life every day, for they will beautify your life, and therefore the lives of others around you.
Poli-Ticking Off
Mark Dice sports a GIGANTIC schadenboner about the failure of a diversity-hire at HAHHHHVAHD:
Well, what exactly did they expect? When you hire a Dindu without the actual qualifications, do not be surprised when you get Dindu levels of competence and work ethic.
The very-thoroughly-married couple at Redacted discuss the depths of Fibbie corruption and surveillance on Americans:
Having just finished Edward Snowdenโs book at the start of the year, all I can say is, the notion the FUSA is some sort of bastion of freedom and liberty, is LAUGHABLY stupid, and anyone who still argues with a straight face that the country is the freest and greatest on Earth, is huffing glue.
PJW IS GONNA BE A DAD!!!:
This is truly wonderful news, and I am absolutely delighted for him, his partner/wife (he never talks about his personal life), and his future child.
Lord Razor of the Fist Clan patiently (well, not really) explains the history of the War Between the States to the Deep State Pajeet currently struggling to hit third place in the Republicuck race:
Rulings from the Bench
Judge Nap is back to work after the New Year break. We start with a great one from Col. Douglas Macgregor, who discusses the failures of American military strategery and preparedness:
LTC Tony Shaffer compares (badly) the Neo-Tsar with the Fake President:
I respect LTC Shaffer, but his entire basis for discussing Russia is profoundly ignorant. He has little to no understanding of who Putin is โ he consistently calls him a โthugโ, despite the immense evidence to the contrary โ and very little understanding of the Russian people. This sort of thing annoys me greatly, considering the significant time I have spent in Russia over the past 7 years. But Iโll still listen to him โ up to a point.
Maj. Scott Ritter is in Russia on his second big trip there, and introduced the Judge to the man who sponsored his trip there โ a true Russian ะผัะถะธะบ:
Capt. Matthew Hoh wonders what the IDF is up to, now that it has called off the most intensive combat operations in Gaza:
Alistair Crooke has some very powerful, yet soft-spoken, words to explain the American predilection for military adventurism:
Larry Johnson & Ray McGovern did a great round-table about the coming whitewash, by the intel community, of its own colossal failures in Banderastan:
Prof. David Beito โ new guy โ explains how FDR did more than almost any President before or since to destroy American civil liberties:
(Iโve been saying this for YEARS, by the way. None of it is new or surprising. Read The Forgotten Man by Amity Shlaes โ one of my favourite books ever โ to understand just how bad things got during the Great Depression, and just what a socialist tyrant FDR really was.)
Prof. John Mearsheimer offers a substantially more realistic explanation of Russian and Chinese motivations than you will find from your average Deep State clown:
ะะตะด ะกะฒะฐัะปะธะฒัะน ะะพะฒะพัะธั!
Grandpa Grumpuss grumps, grumpily, about the epic failures of the British military establishment, which has thoroughly beclowned itself for the past thirty years, and especially in the last two:
Polonium
Ania Konieczek kicked off the New Year with a great livestream โ on her birthday โ with Grandpa Grumpuss:
Flying Carpets
Nima from Dialogue Works โ a man of Persian origin, living in Brazil as a university professor โ speaks with Dmitry Orlov about the growing and deepening bond between Russia and China:
Marko Kloos writes in his Frontlines series about the โSino-Russian Allianceโ, fighting against the โNorth American Confederationโ, in the early parts of the books. This is becoming less science-fiction, and more prophecy, by the day now. And it is all ENTIRELY thanks to the stupidity, corruption, and short-sighted malfeasance of the Westโs leaders.
Timeo Danaos Et Donna Ferentesโฆ
The good gentlemen of The Duran talk about the near-meltdown that Ukraineโs Potato-in-Chief had at a recent appearance in front of the Banderastani Rada:
The Bald Truth
Brian Berletic of The New Atlas explains a simple but painful truth to the Ukrainains:
Bad Medicine
Dr. John Campbell canโt help but noticing something rather odd happening with middle-aged people these days:
Dr. Suneel Dhand is not at all happy to hear about mRNA technology potentially being deployed into flu shots:
Donโt bother getting a flu shot anymore. They do not actually work very well โ that is not MY opinion, that is what the CDCโs own data tell us. Their average effectiveness for the past 18 years is only 40% (excluding the 2020-21 season), and has never exceeded 60% – again, according to the CDC, not me.
At no point has the flu shot ever exceeded 60% effectiveness, either. If you strip out the most and least effective seasons, you get to a barely 40.5% effectiveness rate. Which means you have a nearly 60% chance of catching the flu even when so-called vaccinated.
In other words, natural immunity remains (as ever) the best kind. So focus on boosting your immunity, not on getting jabbed with crap that doesnโt work.
Warriors of Faith
Tha Dizzle and his friend Apostate Prophet talk about the atrocities committed against Jewish women by Hummus on Oct 07:
As I have pointed out multiple times here, there are no really good guys in this particular war.
I have no love whatsoever for the Pali-Walis and Hummus โ they cannot be trusted to keep any agreement, and they will never, ever tolerate the existence of a Jewish state on previously Muslim lands, by definition. This is part of their death-cult โ as is using human shields, lying like rugs, and refusing to evacuate civilians from areas they KNOW will be attacked by the Israelis.
I do have great sympathy for the Arab Christians involved in the crossfire here โ they die under Israeli bombs and guns just like their Muslim brothers, and that is a great evil for a supposedly โhumaneโ army.
However, I do not have much sympathy for what the Jews are doing, either. They have already killed well over 10 times the number of Palestinians, as they lost on Oct 07. We now know the poor quality of Israeli military training and preparedness was the actual factor to blame for many of the civilian deaths that day. And we now know they are highly indiscriminate in their attacks on Gaza.
What Hummus did that day was both a serious war crime, and a stroke of genius. They undid YEARS of diplomacy in a single day, and forced Israel to lose the moral level of war instantly. But they did it through extremely foul means, and are to be condemned for that.
And what the Israelis are doing in response, is nothing short of ethnic cleansing. This was inevitable. It was always going to happen at some point. Now that it is, the Jews had damned well better be prepared for the rest of the Middle East to seek a future without an Israeli state โ and that is a future which will see Jews exterminated from Israel, just as they themselves are now exterminating the Palestinian Arabs.
Dr. Jay Smith from PfanderFilms completed his 4-hour (!!!) lecture at Calvary Chapel Chino Hills, smashing the entire origin story of Izzlam from bottom to top. Here is the complete lecture in two parts, and I assure you, it is WELL worth watching/listening to in full:
Al-Fadi from CIRA International and Dr. Jay Smith discus the many variations between the โstandardisedโ Hafs text and the Sanaโa Palimpsest:
Christian Prince has lots of fun debunking the so-called โmiracle of the speed of lightโ in the Holey Koran (because itโs full of holes, natch):
Sam Shamoun rejoices in yet another Izzlamist convert โ this time a former Christian pastor โ walking away from the death-cult and back to the light:
I had a question from a reader a long time ago, asking about Hebrews 6, in which the author condemns those who walk away from the Word, once they hear it, as ground that is โnear-cursed, fit only to be burnedโ. In my response, both written and verbal, I said that ultimately, we have to seek out Godโs mercy with sincerity and humility, and trust that a perfectly moral, just, and merciful God will hear our prayers to Him and respond to our earnest desire to be near Him.
This testimony shows us God responds to honest and humble requests to Him.
Manly Men of Manliness
Terrence Popp explains how a woke military cannot stop the ongoing invasion and conquest of the FUSA:
Joker from Better Bachelor is utterly unimpressed by dating โstrategiesโ used by proper garden tools in the modern day:
Burn Paedowood to the Ground
Midnightโs Edge looks at the latest crop of utter failures from the House of the Devil Mouse:
Overlord Dicktor Van Doomcock celebrates the release of the original Mickey Mouse design into the public domain:
The Critical Drinker calls time on Devil Mouse Wars:
Reading Too Much Into Things
Your Science is F***ing Weird moment of the week is about something called quantum entanglement in ultra-cold environments, which will lead to significant advancements in the fields of quantum computing and unbreakable communications:
Quantum Entanglement in Molecules
Quantum entanglement with molecules has long been a complex challenge in quantum science. However, recent advancements have emerged from two new studies. These studies showcase a method to tailor the quantum states of individual molecules, achieving quantum entanglement on demand. This development offers a promising platform for advancing quantum technologies, including computation and sensing. Quantum entanglement, a fundamental aspect of quantum mechanics, is vital for various quantum applications.
Advances in Molecule-Based Quantum Entanglement
Ultracold molecules, with their intricate internal structure and long-lived rotational states, are ideal candidates for qubits in quantum computing and quantum simulations. Despite success in creating entanglement in atomic, photonic, and superconducting systems, achieving controlled entanglement between molecules has been a challenge. Now, Yicheng Bao and colleagues, along with Conner Holland and colleagues, have developed a method for the controlled quantum entanglement of calcium fluoride (CaF) molecules.
Breakthrough in Quantum Computing and Sensing
These studies utilized the long-range dipolar interaction between laser-cooled CaF molecules in a reconfigurable optical tweezer array. They successfully demonstrated the creation of a Bell state, a key class of entangled quantum state characterized by maximum entanglement between two qubits. The Bell state is crucial for many quantum technologies.
Both studies show that two CaF molecules located in neighboring optical tweezers and placed close enough to sense their respective long-range electric dipolar interaction led to an interaction between tweezer pairs, which dynamically created a Bell state out of the two previously uncorrelated molecules.
โThe demonstrated manipulation and characterization of entanglement of individually tailored molecules by Bao et al. and Holland et al. paves the way for developing new versatile platforms for quantum technologies,โ writes Augusto Smerzi in a related Perspective.
Your long read of the week is from Simplicius the Thinker, and discusses at length the colossal intelligence failures of the CIA with respect to Banderastan:
This is not to swing the pendulum too far to the other side and lay unrealistic claim to Russia being able to easily and instantly wipe out all of NATOโno, itโs simply to temper ideas about what US and NATO could realistically do to Russia. At the end of the day, a war between the two could very well be a stalemate but it would come at massive costs to the US/NATO, which is precisely the point that pro-UA supporters have made themselves blind to.
But the internal playersโthe CIA and policy makersโcertainly understand this. Which is why they have openly made clear in the above article that a stringent set of โrules of the gameโ have been laid out between the counterparties. Russia has obviously made it clear that it is willing to strike NATO assets that are assisting Ukraine if things are pushed too far. The US likewise now understands that Russia indisputably has the capability to do so. Thus they have shaken hands and agreed to limit the trampling of each otherโs red lines. Russia will allow the US certain clandestine operations within the purview of the gentlemanโs agreement, and the US in turn will venture to keep its rabid dog on a short leash and within the narrow bounds of the playpen.
Weโve long known and suspected that such rules extend beyond just this locus, and could explain why, for instance, Russia has limited its strikes on Ukrainian rail infrastructure, bridges, etc. Weโve long known the West still receives critical supply deliveries from both Russia and Chinaโparticularly of precious metals, rare earths, etc.โby rail through Ukraine. This is simply realpolitik at work, and all wars in history have operated under more or less similar conventions.
Just as a final thought experiment to drive the point home for those who remain skeptical or unconvinced. Itโs not so much that NATOโin its most โidealโ and purest sense canโt defeat Russia. If we were absolutely certain that NATO could operate under the most ideal circumstances, with full solidarity and a united front, then sure. But the problem is, the real world simply doesnโt operate in โidealsโ all the time, or even most of the time. NATO suffers from large internal disputes and friction on critical points.
The fear is the following: if Russia were to actually strike NATO territory, what would happen if unity fails, and some members refuse to risk the total annihilation of their state and citizensโ lives to protect another member merely for the sake of something they rationally know was that membersโ fault? For instance, if Rzeszow, Poland was struckโwhy would Hungary and several other states risk being annihilated when they know full well that Poland is acting as a central hub of aggression against Russia, and that Russia could clearly be argued to be justified in protecting itself?
Do the pro-UA people understand what the consequences of a smaller NATO stateโs involvement are? It could mean the literal nuclear annihilation of that state if they were to escalate Article 5 and bring NATO vs. Russia to the brink. Why would many of these smaller states want to risk their total erasure from existence for the sake of the scenario above? A single state or two cowing could create a cascade which ripples through the entire alliance. And guess what the implication of that would be?
It could be the total dissolution of NATO as an alliance.
Linkage is good for you:
- Russiaโs economy outperformed all expectations in 2023, growing by nearly 3.5%, far in excess of any of its Western counterparts;
- Meanwhile, the economies of the collective West continue to plunge deeper into oblivion and deindustrialisation โ yet cannot draw the logical link between economic collapse and SANKSHUNS;
- The Russians continue to improve their manufacturing output of the worldโs only truly combat-tested 5th-generation fighter, the Su-57;
- Helmholtz Smith points readers of Sonar 21 to the works of David Glantz, who exposed the truth about how the Red Army, NOT the West, destroyed Nazi Germany;
- Recent revelations about Jeffrey Epsteinโs client list are not actually all that damaging and appear designed to hide something much worse, as Mike Cernovich has pointed out;
- Estonia continues its march into oblivion by recognising gay โmarriageโ;
- The British keep pretending to be a relevant military power on the world stage, but in reality, their entire arsenal would last perhaps a day or two, at most, in an actual war;
- Richard Littlejohn excoriates the โConservativeโ Party in PommieBastardLande, which has proven totally useless at being useful stewards of power during the past 14 years;
- A professor at the LSE explains that jumping straight into the fields of AI and machine learning research may not be the best path for young college students to take;
- Speaking of AI, the developers of Midjourney, the graphic design AI program, apparently took more than a few liberties with source material when training their programs;
- For those of you who wonder what Windows XP โ the second-best version of the OS ever made โ would look like in the modern day, wonder no longer;
- Gen-Z appears to be ageing dramatically faster than their Millennial elders, due in large part to very unhealthy exposures to blue light and vaping;
- Most of us knew what a degenerate Hugh Hefner was in his life, but few know the true details like his third wife did;
- The giant flying white elephant known as the Airbus A380 is only economical for ONE airline, and that is because it has a very high breakeven point that requires scale to reach;
- Speaking of scale, the interest in Small Modular Reactors (SMRs) is reaching new levels, with (inevitably) the Russians leading the way to deploy them;
- If you ever happen to come across a black-footed cat, do not be fooled by its adorable appearance โ it is in fact a deadly predator;
- An NHS doctor explains how most of the medical advice on TikTok is terrible (well duh), and then offers up actual advice based on sound data and evidence to help you;
And some more from Dawn Pine:
- Another day, another car problem โ this time with Daihatsu cars, which are basically tiny Toyotas, many of which suffer from safety defects;
- We are all far too familiar with the misery of flight delays, but that sort of thing is considerably more painful if you are on a flight designed to let you celebrate NYE twice;
- Apparently, โFlaminโ Hot Doritosโ are so spicy they are creating actual workplace safety issues in Australia โ which is actually not surprising at all, because โStraya;
- Goolag evidently tracks your browsing history in Chrome, even when in Incognito mode โ once again, good people donโt have to remind themselves not to be evil;
- And speaking of evil companies, Amazog is essentially firing people without actually firing them, and the details are far worse even than that;
- Your Good News of the day โ a mother in India shielded her children with her body after they fell onto train tracks in Bihar, and amazingly, all of them survived unharmed;
- Hereโs a little tip for scientists โ if you consistently lie and make stuff up, you should not then be surprised when public trust in you plummets and they donโt take you seriously;
- Hersheyโs is being sued for deception in making Reeseโs Pumpkins that look nothing like pumpkins โ well, what can I say, marketing is designed to trick you, after all;
- The first โpussy passโ of 2024 went to a bank worker who stabbed her boyfriend, and avoided jail because she is preggers โ lads, DONโT STICK IT IN CRAZY, or youโll get stuck!;
- A number of Israelis who were at that desert rave that Hummus attacked in October, are now suing the IDF and other security services โ all I can say is, the number of plaintiffs involved is the same as the Answer to Life, the Universe, and Everything;
- Global Climate Cooling Change Warming Man-Made continues to wreak havoc in Europe, which is now in the midst of a severe cold snap;
MUH RUSHIAN KAHLOOOOOOOZHUN!!!
The Neo-Tsar spent Orthodox Christmas Eve praying and dining with the families of men who died in the Special Military Operation:
Notice a subtle but very important detail in the first video in that last Telegram post:
Putin speaks to the children as though they are adults.
He NEVER talks down to them, and never patronises them. Instead, he takes everything they are saying seriously and respectfully.
This is a highly effective way to speak with kids. I don’t have them myself, but most children above a certain age seem to like me a lot, because I have no idea how to speak to them at their level – so I don’t. I talk to them like they are basically just short vocabulary-challenged grown-ups.
And they really like that.
Notice, also, that Putin does not come off as insincere in what he says. This is a fascinating character trait of the man that I have repeatedly observed. He does exactly what he says he will do – which you can trace back through his speeches dating all the way to 1999.
Thus, I have no doubt the mortgage for that mother will magically “disappear” in very short order, and that, one day, if Putin is still alive, he will in fact show up at that kid’s book release.
HALO Nation
The 405th HALO cosplayer meeting got underway with some truly epic outfits:
Ever wondered just how big a badass Master Chief really is? Well, wonder no longer:
And now slayergod Remy aka MintBlitz does his thing in 2024:
BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!!!
The prize for the most batshit-insane Loyalist chapter in the 40K universe has to go to the Exorcists:
And on the other end of the spectrum, Scholarโs Lore explains the origins of the legendary daemon-hunters known as the Grey Knights:
Oh No! Anywayโฆ
Wazzocks gonna wazzock:
Comedy Hour
Meme Warfare
We begin with a series of memes from The Male Brain:
[Yes, it is, and yes, it is. And will continue to do so until at least 2050, because evidently the FUSA’s MMICC still cannot figure out how to replace it with something that is three times as expensive but one-tenth as effective. Give them time, though – the B-21 Raider will be along soon enough. – Didact]
Suggest our host explains
[That is actually quite amusing. Goa is a place in India – rather a nice beach vacation state, actually – which was once a Portuguese colony, way back in the day. But I wouldn’t suggest building a house there, because, well, India and Indians. – Didact]
NO!
And now, as LRFotS RobertW would say:
This brings to mind the following legendary Despair Inc. demotivator:
Animal Planet
Your aminules are adorkable moment of the week:
And also your animals are absolute DICKS moment of the week, to balance things out:
REPS FOR JESUS!!!
Gym beast props this week go to Jesus Olivares:
Ass-Kicking of the Eight Limbs
They See Me Rollinโ…
Palate Cleansers
Axe Me Anything
Drumlines
MOAR DAKKA!!!
Mighty Wings
Jump-Starts
Gingervitis Injections
Livinโ in the Land of the Metal Gods
Rock Out With Your Glock Out
Hot Totty
And finally, here is your Instathot to get the week off to a good start. This here is Leila Barlow, originally from 404 โ Country Not Found, now living in Scottsdale, AZ, FUSA. So she is from a non-existent country, and now lives in a foreign-occupied empire, and is at least 30% plastic, to boot.
Thatโs all somehow fitting, really.
Anyway, thatโs all for today, boys. Back to work now.
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