This post is way late, but that is probably not a bad thing today. That is because, late in the day (my time, anyway), I heard the news that sent shockwaves throughout the media and political spheres. FOX News, in an apparent attempt to commit hara-kiri, has fired none other than Tucker Carlson himself:
Fox News suddenly announced it would part ways with opinion anchor and commentator Tucker Carlson, who hosted the highly rated Tucker Carlson Tonight.
The separation came as a surprise Monday morning. It is unknown why Fox News and Carlson parted ways.
โFOX News Media and Tucker Carlson have agreed to part ways,โ the press release read. โWe thank him for his service to the network as a host and prior to that as a contributor.โ
โMr. Carlsonโs last program was Friday April 21,โ the company said. โFox News Tonight will air live at 8 PM/ET starting this evening as an interim show helmed by rotating FOX News personalities until a new host is named.โ
In April 2020, the Tucker Carlson Tonight program surpassed Hannity as the highest-rated primetime cable show, averaging an audience of 4.56 million viewers.
In the second quarter of 2020, the show saw an average audience of 4.33 million viewers. That was the largest number of viewers for any program in the history of cable news.
According to Mediaite in 2022, โCarlson [was] the number-one watched host among Democrats in the key 25-54 age demographic โ across all networksโ in the month of October.
Just what the HELL were FAUX Noose thinking?!?!?!
Well, that is a very good question. It may, or may not, have something to do with the settlement last week of the Dominion lawsuit – wherein Dominion sued Newscorp for bazillions because of “baseless” allegations of failures with their voting machines. The two parties settled out of court for something like US$787M, which is a LOT – but, in reality, Fox will never pay anything like that much, it will be negotiated down to something more reasonable.
But, I suspect it had rather more to do with #BasedTucker‘s broadcast from last Friday, which you can see down below. Watch the opening monologue, it is a piece of brilliance.
Robert F. Kennedy Jr. had an excellent take on the whole situation:
Whatever the cause was, either someone hacked #BasedTucker‘s Twitter bio, or the man himself changed it, because it looked like this shortly after he was fired:
At least he still has his sense of humour.
FAUX, on the other hand, is F***ED. #BasedTucker was the ONLY reason to watch FAUX. There is literally NO OTHER REASON to watch the channel. Hannity, Ingraham, and virtually every other talking head on the network, are all essentially just Stupid Party mouthpieces who would happily send yet more American soldiers to die in yet more Forever Wars for the sake of FYZORRRR and the Big Banks.
Certainly, I will no longer bother to watch any other FAUX shows – there is no point. The only other one that was even remotely interesting, was Gutfeld!, and even that is not very good.
It will be a LOT of fun watching Murdoch’s brainchild crash and burn over the next year or so. Grab the popcorn, this is gonna be good.
The Mighty God-Emperor
His Most Illustrious, Noble, August, Benevolent, and Legendary Celestial Majesty, the God-Emperor of Mankind, Donaldus Triumphus Magnus Astra, the First of His Name, the Lion of Midnight, may the Lord bless him and preserve him
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Dawn of Battle
The Male Brain has the usual assortment of excellence to keep us all distracted and happy today. We start with a thought-provoking video from Felix Rex aka Black Pigeon Speaks about the very powerful drivers forcing companies to go woke:
If you think about it, companies lose money either way – so why not choose the least loss-making option, and NOT go woke in the first place? The answers are as revealing as they are counterintuitive.
A former Obarmy Maladminstration official, no less, sits down with Prager U to ask whether there is, in fact, a “climate emergency” (spoiler alert: NO):
Cracked continues to succeed in its quest to be amusing and relevant again, with an animated short about the truth behind personal trainers:
I agree with just about every point made – except that benching to the chest damages your shoulders. I’ve been benching that way for more than 10 years, and it has helped, not hurt, my thoroughly messed up left shoulder – which I injured YEARS before I started powerlifting.
(Don’t just take my word for it – look at what Jeff Cavaliere, an actual and highly certified personal trainer, has to say on the subject of benching.)
Everything else, though, is basically spot-on.
One more from Cracked that tells the truth about podcasts – y’all might want to watch it before my next podcast:
Poli-ticking Off
Mark Dice has WONDERFUL news about the Wages of Woke over at ABInBev, after they were STUPID enough to piss off their entire Bud Light consumer base:
I agree entirely with Mark’s view, though – there is no forgiveness for this. Bud Light needs to GO AWAY as a brand.
This would be no bad thing, at all. Budweiser is absolutely SHIT beer. Germans, who know a thing or ten about proper beer-brewing, think it is essentially frozen horse-piss, and I am completely with them on the subject.
This is not going to stop until and unless ABInBev gets an extremely clear message, that any such wokeness does not just mean the death of ONE brand, but of THEIR ENTIRE COMPANY.
So, if you want a real beer, a real serious connoisseur’s drink, try TROOPER, from the line of IRON MAIDEN beers made by the family-owned Robinsons Brewery. Unlike ABInBev, they actually make GREAT beer, and unlike Big Bad GloboHomoPaedoSatanistCorp, they don’t piss all over their own customers.
The dynamic duo over at Redacted are rather impressed by what RFK Jr. wants to do if he is elected President (which he won[t be, but good on him for throwing his hat in the ring):
History Legends talks about the severe manpower crisis gripping Banderastan right now:
Jackson Hinkle reckons the USSA is sponsoring yet another colour revolution, this time in Sudan:
ะะตะด ะกะฒะฐัะปะธะฒัะน ะะพะฒะพัะธั!
Grandpa Grumpuss grumps, grumpily, about how the West’s Table of Organisation and Equipment (TOE) is totally unsuited for the realities of modern industrialised war:
Itโs All Greek To Us
The good gentlemen of The Duran try to make sense of German’s self-castration:
China Syndrome
Digging to China thinks the New Huangdi will not invade China anytime soon – and he is right, but for COMPLETELY THE WRONG REASONS:
The Bald Truth
Brian Berletic of The New Atlas compares Ukrainian and Russian military strategies in the upcoming Khreat Khokholite Khumvee Khounteroffensive (credit goes the resident Kraut over at the Didactic Mind Telegram channel, LRFotS MK, for coming up with that one):
Rulings from the Bench
Judge Andrew Napolitano continues to deliver the goods with his all-star panel of guests every week, discussing the Banderastan War and other geopolitical issues. We start with ex-CIA analyst Ray McGovern:
And their mutual good friend, also an ex-CIA analyst, Larry Johnson:
And yet another ex-spook, one who made enormous personal sacrifices to tell the truth to the American people, Phil Giraldi:
On the military side of things, we have Maj. Scott Ritter:
And LTC Tony Shaffer:
And, of course, Col. Douglas Macgregor:
Righteous Rantery
Lord Razor of the Fist Clan has some excellent movie recommendations for us:
PJW can’t stop laughing at the hypocrisy of the greenie weenies:
The inimitable, irrepressible Katie Hopkins rolled through t’North of PommieBastardLande recently:
Bad Medicine
Dr. John Campbell breaks down the latest data on not-vaxx adverse events, and it is awful:
Dr. Suneel Dhand gets his robot alter-ego to tell you the TROOF about the not-vaxxes:
Warriors of Faith
Tha Dizzle has suffered a terrible personal tragedy, as his friend Jonathan McCray explains:
That is not a joke. David’s son has died. Amazingly, the GFM campaign John started, has already raised a staggering 177K, and counting. If you have not already donated, please do so here. As always, I do not tell my readers to do what I would not do myself – I have already donated, and encourage you to do the same. Keep in mind that, although the donations have VASTLY exceeded the original goal, the remaining funds will go to Christians in need of help during these straitened times – that is the kind of man David is.
Dr. Jay Smith from PfanderFilms explains how the Hajj pilgrimage was essentially copied wholesale from existing Jewish and pagan traditions:
Al-Fadi from CIRA International and Mel from Sneaker’s Corner explain the severe problems with the Izzlamist standard timeline:
Manly Men of Manliness
Terrence Popp points out that women these days are their own worst enemies:
Joker from Better Bachelor points out the collapse of one of America’s largest bridal companies is a sign of the troubling times for marriage:
Burn Paedowood to the Ground
Midnight’s Edge spawns a whole new meme – HE WUZ KANG ‘N’ SHIET!!!:
Overlord Dicktor Van Doomcock
Gary from Nerdrotic reviews The MandaBOREian, Season 3, so you don’t have to watch it:
Ryan Kinel finds endless amusement in Netherflix’s self-ownage:
The Russians, of all people, are all over the whole “Netflix Adaptation” meme:
The Drinker is amazed at how actually decent the Super Mario Bros. movie is:
Reading Too Much Into Things
Your “Science is F***ING WEIRD” moment of the week is from The Male Brain, and is about a phenomenon in deep-space cosmology called fast radio bursts:
Fast radio bursts (FRBs) must be powered by uniquely energetic emission mechanisms. This requirement has eliminated a number of possible source types, but several remain. Identifying the physical nature of FRB emitters arguably requires good localisation of more detections, as well as broad-band studies enabled by real-time alerting. In this paper, we present the Apertif Radio Transient System (ARTS), a supercomputing radio-telescope instrument that performs real-time FRB detection and localisation on the Westerbork Synthesis Radio Telescope (WSRT) interferometer. It reaches coherent-addition sensitivity over the entire field of the view of the primary-dish beam. After commissioning results verified that the system performed as planned, we initiated the Apertif FRB survey (ALERT). Over the first 5 weeks we observed at design sensitivity in 2019, we detected five new FRBs, and interferometrically localised each of them to 0.4โ10 sq. arcmin. All detections are broad band, very narrow, of the order of 1 ms in duration, and unscattered. Dispersion measures are generally high. Only through the very high time and frequency resolution of ARTS are these hard-to-find FRBs detected, producing an unbiased view of the intrinsic population properties. Most localisation regions are small enough to rule out the presence of associated persistent radio sources. Three FRBs cut through the halos of M31 and M33. We demonstrate that Apertif can localise one-off FRBs with an accuracy that maps magneto-ionic material along well-defined lines of sight. The rate of one every ~7 days ensures a considerable number of new sources are detected for such a study. The combination of the detection rate and localisation accuracy exemplified by the first five ARTS FRBs thus marks a new phase in which a growing number of bursts can be used to probe our Universe.
TMB also provides us with an explainer article:
Fast Radio Bursts, FRBs, are among the brightest explosions in the universe. The bursts mainly emit radio waves. The flashes are so powerful that radio telescopes can detect them even from over four billion (!) light years away. That continued visibility over such vast distances means the bursts contain immense amounts of energy. When it goes off, a single FRB contains ten trillion (ten million times a million) times the annual energy consumption of the entire world population.
This gigantic energy generation makes FRBs highly interesting. Many astronomers think they are emitted by neutron stars. The density and magnetic field strength of those extremely compact stars are unique in the universe. By investigating the flashes, astronomers aim to better understand the fundamental properties of the matter that makes up the universe. But studying these flashes is difficult. No one knows where in the sky the next burst will go off. And an FRB lasts only a millisecond: if you blink, you will miss it.
Powered by new receivers and a new supercomputer (the Apertif Radio Transient System, ARTS), Westerbork has now discovered five new FRBs. It also immediately pinpointed them, says principal investigator Joeri van Leeuwen (ASTRON): โWe now have an instrument with both a very wide field of view and very sharp vision. And all this live. That is new and exciting.”
And also a really cool visualisation:
Your long read of the week is also from Dawn Pine, and is an article by David Cole about the amazing levels of delusion embraced by mentally ill people who mutilate their own bodies in the name of “happiness”:
The core belief of trannyists is that children are born genderless. Doctors make a guessโthey โassignโ a genderโand until kids โdiscoverโ their true gender (i.e., until an adult leads them to it), theyโll be condemned to a life of misery and suicide.
This game runs on the Scientology engine. Hubbardโs the template: Weโre all born with โthetansโ inside us, and thatโs why weโre unhappy. But Scientologists can pry the thetans out (for a fee). And then weโll be blissful!
Now, there was another mania that used the Scientology template, and by studying that mania, we can answer the question about women and trannyism: the 1980s child molestation panic (and the adjacent Satanic ritual abuse panic).
For most Americans today, that period is either a distant memory or something that happened before their birth. At best, people know the vague details. There was a mass psychosis in the โ80s and early โ90s that led to teachers and day-care workers being falsely charged with outlandish molestation crimes including sacrificing children to Satan and raping babies on altars.
The molestation/abuse panic was rooted in a โtruthโ that mirrors trannyism almost exactly. Your unhappiness is caused by the fact that you were molested as a child. This is cart/horse stuff. Itโs not โI was molested therefore Iโm unhappy,โ itโs โI feel unhappy therefore I was molested.โ Children who acted up or out, who seemed distressed, sad, distracted, or who did poorly in school, must therefore be molestation victims. And it was up to child psychologists, therapists, and behavioral experts to extract the memories of that abuse.
As in trannyism, the mania was built around the โdiscoveryโ of (and blind belief in) a false principle.
The trannyism craze: โAn unhappy kid indicates a kid who was assigned the wrong gender at birth and I must suss out their true gender in order to save them.โ
The molestation craze: โAn unhappy kid indicates a kid who was molested and I must suss out the molestation in order to save them.โ
Hereโs where the trannyism and molestation crazes deviate from the Scientology template: Scientology is all about money. Trannyism and molestation mania are/were largely about mindless do-goodism.
There are, indeed, many parallels between Scientology and the tranny cult. Both centre on utterly bonkers ideas – spend just five minutes examining the core tenets of either ideology, and you will simply fall over laughing, because it is all so absurd. Both instil cult mentalities into their followers. And both result in broken people desperately searching for some man-made way to cure their own man-made unhappiness.
Here’s a Top Gear Top Tip: AVOID.
Linkage is good for you:
- Larry Johnson points out yet more serious inconsistencies with the “official” story about the Discord Dumper, Jack Texeira, and the leaks he supposedly masterminded;
- Gaius Baltar writes for Larry’s site about the possible Russian war plan for Banderastan, which actually makes a great deal of sense and is probably reasonably close to the truth;
- Is anyone surprised anymore to realise that the CIA colluded with the Fake President to misinform the public about the “Laptop From Hell” story?;
- The IDF has gone on record to admit what most of us already knew – women cannot serve effectively in frontline combat units (somewhere, LRFotS Genghis Tom Kratman just EXPLODED with laughter);
- One of the world’s largest investment banks has admitted the US credit crunch has already begun in earnest;
- Edward Dutton uses data and statistics to point out the inescapable truth that Leftists are COLOSSAL hypocrites when it comes to race and “diverse” communities;
- A magazine in Krautland posted a rather distasteful “interview” with the very sadly broken F-1 legend Michael Schumacher, but it turned out to be an AI-generated fake;
- Lockheed admits it cannot produce as many Turducken Planes as it was supposed to, which is almost certainly a blessing in disguise;
- The Russians continue to develop exceptionally effective weapons designed to destroy the USSA’s space-based ISR capabilities;
- The Russians are also working on fascinating new ways to recover and recycle spent nuclear fuel and other waste products;
- There are a number of habits that wealthy people have in common – you would be well advised to consider them;
- Some Twitch e-thot complains that she is “too hot” for the platform – we report, you decide;
- There is some evidence that remote working does, in fact, lead to more slacking off – I love remote work, and I vastly prefer it to working in an office, but I readily admit it isn’t for everyone, and certainly not for every boss;
- An introverted TikToker – a woman, no less – shared her nightly and weekend routines, to demonstrate to the world that introverts are actually (mostly) happiest when we are alone;
- Here’s your “Dear India, WTFH?!?!?!” moment of the week – a couple beheaded themselves (yes, seriously) in the name of some bizarre “ritual”;
And some more from Dawn Pine:
- In the spirit of Mondays, let us take a moment to appreciate those workers who are embracing the “Bare Minimum Mondays” approach to the day;
- As our friend said when he sent me this story about a science paper that STILL has not been retracted six months after the authors alerted them about an error – “soft science is not science if you are not strict”;
- Iran is finding ever more resources in its own backyard – thereby turning itself into a true Eurasian commodities superpower;
- Does anyone remember the classic kid’s movie, Homeward Bound? How about Eight Below? Well, a VERY precocious Australian shepherd puppy lived those movies, and his story was EPIC;
- Janet Yenta – uh, I mean, Yellen – belatedly acknowledges that American SANKSHUNS!!! are actually causing problems for dollar hegemony, though she still can’t admit her own role in creating them;
- In a less charming and interesting version of Ocean’s 11, thieves stole US$500K worth of iPhones from a shopping mall;
- It was only a matter of time before pickup artists figured out how to merge ChatGPT with smart goggles to short-circuit the dating process;
- Raise your hand if you are surprised to learn the USSA ended up indirectly funding the Taliban through aid to the Rockpile?;
- An ultra-marathoner took a car to the finish line, and accepted her second-place award, and then admitted that she made a big mistake, which is very much a horse-and-barn-door sort of situation;
- The Fake Religion of Peace continues to stack up bodies during the month of FEASTING (not fasting), which is always the deadliest month of the Izzlamic calendar;
- The WHO is belatedly realising that lying to people about “safe and effective” vaccines has actual consequences, like causing people not to trust VAK-SEENZ and the HOH-LEE SAYENCE!!!!;
MUH RUSHIAN KAHLOOOOOZHUN!!!
The Neo-Tsar visited the troops on the front lines last week, in the wake of the Easter holiday:
Note the body language of the military men who meet him. The Neo-Tsar is diminutive in stature, yet the officers display immense deference and respect not merely for the office of the President of Russia, but for the person. There is profound respect and admiration in the way they speak with him and the manner in which they greet him.
In simple terms – Putin is a LEADER, and they know it.
The Russian military has an OUTSTANDING new advert for contract soldiers:
It is worth comparing Russian (and Chinese) military ads, again, with American ones:
Which army would you rather fight for?
Related – Jameson Travels, featuring an ex-Marine (NOT a former Marine, there is no such thing, I know, all you jarheads and leathernecks can just calm the hell down already), looks at the cancelled WE WUZ KANG! military recruitment ad for the US Army:
Those Who Fail To Learn From History…
History lessons of the week:
HALO Nation
Slayergod Remy aka Mint Blitz looks at the latest content drop for HALO Infinite Season 4:
Learning at the Master’s Feet
Nerd of the Rings completes an in-depth look at the history of the great White City of Gondor:
Bring on the Grimdark
Does anyone here want to see Henry Cavill play Lion El’Jonson, the Primarch of the Dark Angels?
That’s Not Gone Well…
Wazzocks gonna wazzock:
Kitchen Nightmares with the Angry Scot:
Comedy hour:
Meme Warfare
We start with some great memes from our good friend Dawn Pine:
(HE ASSUREDLY DOES)
Onward:
Animal Planet
Your aminules are adorkable moment of the week:
And also your animals are absolute DICKS moment of the week, to balance things out:
That was… horrifying.
And finally, your “Meanwhile, in Russia” moment of the week:
The Lords of Steel
Gym beast props this week go to Krzysztof Wierzbicki, whose name I will not even attempt to pronounce:
Ass-Kicking of the Eight Limbs
They See Me Rollin’…
Palate Cleansers
Shuffle Off
Jump-Starts
Cantos Gregorianos
Livin’ in the Land of the Metal Gods
Rock Out With Your Glock Out
Hot Totty
And finally here is your Instathot to get the week off to a suitably inappropriate start. This is Molly Krenz, age 26, from a place called Widnes in PommieBastardLande. Beyond Instathottery, I have no idea what exactly she does, but apparently it is enough to make her a Fashion Nova ambassador (again, whatever that is).
OK, that’s it, all finished, back to work.
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Tucker was dismissed because he dared speak out against the pharmaceutical companies pushing of the poison.
Probably, yes.
Jimmy Dore Show view of Tucker’s firing
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jjw9m1cG5S8
Yes the parents not trusting the traditional vaccines. I don’t trust it anymore. The burden of proof is on them. Many of us before 2020 just went along with what the so called expects were saying. But after the biggest lies in the last 5 years, well what can you say.
The pharmaceutical, governments, media, doctors and scientist put almost all their clips of public trust for Covid. Anyone who disagree was shut out of discussion and many governments around the world love the power and made so many things illegal.
Australian government shut all public oversea flights for 2 years, many of the states closed boarders, mask were enforce, people lost their jobs (force by the same governments) over vaccine mandates, public areas required proof of vax just to eat, see a movie or even drink. Social gathering limited to small numbers and later only allow bigger groups if all were vax.
I will never forget and only if someone is truely repentance will I forgive them. I am sick of listening to these expects and it has made me question everything they ever said.
A visual showing the diminishment of the English…
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