It’s hard to believe that it has been a full week (just about) since His Most Illustrious, Noble, August, Benevolent, and Legendary Celestial Majesty, the God-Emperor of Mankind, Donaldus Triumphus Magnus Astra, the First of His Name, the Lion of Midnight, may the Lord bless him and preserve him, had to deal with the FBI barging into his home at Mar-a-Lago to take a bunch of documents that, by some accounts, at least, were not actually particularly worrisome or problematic. We now know that the Fedpigs were searching for documents in the God-Emperor’s safe that might have linked him to the Jan 6 non-riot at the Capitol.
Did they find any real evidence of criminal activity? I rather doubt it – if they had, it would be front-page news across every single newspaper in the world right now. It is clear to me, at least, that the purpose of this whole affair was not to uphold the law in any way – it was to intimidate and frighten the God-Emperor and stop him from running in 2024, by any means necessary.
I suspect that this has to do with the fact that the God-Emperor has stated, on numerous occasions, that he would radically downsize the Federal bureaucracy, starting with the intelligence and administrative services. This culling and cleansing is well overdue, and the fact that he did not do it while he was in power, is one of Trump’s greatest failures, among many. (His greatest, by far, is his failure to Build the Damn Wall and put an end to ALL immigration to the US – not just the illegal kind.)
It would appear that the Fedpigs failed to achieve their objective. They’ve managed instead to piss off roughly 30% of the country, who are absolutely outraged by what they perceive, almost certainly correctly, to be an unprecedented form of political persecution.
The question is whether they will do anything about it. We shall find out in due course – no one has ever won money by betting on the Republican will to fight hard battles in the past 40 years, after all. Every single time a REAL war comes up, the Republicucks in government run away, because they are far too scared of being called “-ists” and “-phobes”. And look where we are now.
One thing is for sure – a line has, indeed, been crossed. There is no point in trying to vote one’s way out of this – the next pack of idiots to come along will be even more corrupt and stupid than the last lot, and the problem only gets worse with every single electoral cycle in which root-and-branch reform does not occur, and where the US strays ever further from its Constitutional roots.
Trump, for all of his charisma and greatness, cannot save America from this, because he tries hard to work within the system. He will not succeed, because the system has deviated so far fro its original design that it can no longer be salvaged. Better by far to tear it all down and start anew – with new nations spun out of the dying and decaying empire that the USA has become.
In the meantime, though, it is important to laugh at the sheer absurdity of it all. So I hand you over to Meme the Left to do precisely that:
Dawn of Battle
The Male Brain is back with lots of distractions on a muggy and nasty Monday. We start with a video from Common Sense Soapbox about the “logic” behind supposed “community protection” measures:
Talon Fitness talks about which vegetables are actually healthy, and which ones are not – to anyone in the Red Meat Uber Alles crowd, it turns out that lettuce and cabbage aren’t actually that good for you:
I should say here that I absolutely LOATHE eggplant – can’t stand the stuff. It tastes bloody awful, no matter how it’s cooked.
Another one, this time on meats – repeat after us, lads, “saturated fats are GOOD for you“:
WION points out an obvious truth, that you should never, ever give people money if you don’t know where it’s going:
Dambisa Moyo made the case against foreign aid to Africa in Dead Aid, years ago, and her conclusions remain as valid today as they were back then.
Moon examines the hidden dangers of modern life that an old movie from 20 years ago tried to give us:
BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!!!
LRFotS Randale6 is back with plenty of videos to feed our WARHAMMER 40,000 addictions. We start with Khorne’s waifu:
Next, Slaanesh’s daemon prince taking on the most roided out khornate berserker ever:
We have nurgle’s own doctor:
Finally, we have proof that while Nurgle has the most disgusting servants, Tzeentch has BY FAR the most disturbing ones:
A couple more that take the piss out of the game, Space Hulk. First up, Tom and Don:
And one from new channel Reiseafa:
Poli-ticking Off
Mark Dice notes that the God-Emperor now has every possible excuse to abandon any pretence at civility, now that he has been accused – without actually being accused in a court – of very serious possible crimes:
China in Focus explains that we have yet another not-really-all-that-horrible-but-still-very-bad virus coming out of China, AGAIN:
Winston Sterzel aka serpentza thinks that China’s space program is crap:
I disagree with him on this one. It is a grave mistake to underestimate the Chinese, and they have made it very clear that they regard achievements in space-based technologies to be central to their success as a nation. I would not bet against them in this regard – and I find his arguments about the Chinese “ripping off” American and Russian technologies to be fundamentally unserious, given that the Americans did exactly the same thing to the British back when they were industrialising.
Stoic Finance reckons that the coming collapse of China’s real estate market is perhaps just days away:
Sorelle Amore Finance thinks the same, and points out that a real-estate meltdown in China will almost certainly affect other markets:
The dynamic duo over at Redacted reveal the nonsense surrounding endless breathless hype about how humans are “destroying” the Great Barrier Reef – we’re doing absolutely nothing of the sort, but a bunch of pointy nasty starfish ARE:
Jackson HInkle scored a terrific interview with the GREAT Dr. Ron Paul:
ะะตะด ะกะฒะฐัะธะปะฒัะน ะะพะฒะพัะธั!
Grandpa Grumpuss grumps, grumpily, about exactly what kind of a war the West can expect if it is actually dumb enough to try to fight Russia, in Eastern Europe:
Itโs All Greek To Us
The dynamic duo of The Duran actually managed to do a number of reports together, physically present, in Athens. First up, Alexander Mercouris dismantles a particularly odoriferous and foetid pile of nasty bullshit from a presstitute in PommieBastardLande concerning the outcome of the 404 War:
His good friend and colleauge Alex Christoforou, waxes lyrical on the possibility that the Baltics might blockade their sea:
And in their joint programme, the great Robert Barnes joins the two gentlemen for an extended look at the reasons behind the Mar-a-Lago Raid:
Righteous Rantery
Paul Ramsey exposes the hypocrisy of investigating Trump, when there are far greater crimes to investigate:
Lord Razor of the Fist Clan offers up his typical profanity-laced take on The Raid:
PJW goes off on it too:
Terrence Popp takes on the homopox:
The irrepressible, inimitable Katie Hopkins both assesses and offers solutions for the current crises affecting PommieBastardLande:
The lovely and charming Dr. Sam Bailey tackles the question of viral existence with respect to rabies:
Warriors of Faith
Hatun Tash, the Lioness of London, deals with the Izzlamist nonsense about the One and Only Koran:
Dr. Jay Smith from PfanderFilms and Al-Fadi from CIRA International explain how the current Koran is essentially an Abbasid political invention, designed to consolidate an Arab national identity while still keeping it suppressed by the Persians:
Burn Paedowood to the Ground
Midnight’s Edge assess the likelihood that Ezra Miller, the batshit crazy dude in the funny outfits, might keep his role as The Flash:
Overlord Dicktor Van Doomcock goes full QAnon with respect to Kurtzmantrek:
Gary from Nerdrotic cannot wait to see LotRRoP faill flat on its diverse arse:
Ryan Kinel exposes the reality behind the horrible Rust shootings – Alec Baldwin lied, and an innocent woman died:
The Drinker watched the latest instalment in the Predator series, so that you didn’t have to, and actually had some kind things to say about it, for some reason:
Reading Too Much Into Things
Your “Science is F***ING WEIRD” moment of the week is from Dawn Pine, and concerns the ways in which even online flirting can decrease the attractiveness of your current squeeze:
Committed individuals cope with the threat of alternative partners by using strategies that undermine their allure. However, in an era, in which alternative mates lurk around every corner, these strategies may lose their effectiveness. Two studies investigated this possibility, examining how being the target of online mate poaching influenced perceptions of current and alternative partners. In both studies, partnered undergraduate students chatted online with a confederate of the other sex who behaved either flirtatiously or neutrally. Then, participants completed a measure of implicit perception of their partner (Study 1) or described a sexual fantasy (Study 2). The fantasies were coded for expressions of desire for current and alternative partners. Results showed that receiving mate poaching attempts decreased the appeal of current partners while increasing the desirability of alternatives. These findings demonstrate the circumstances that weaken resistance to temptations, pointing to a route by which online interactions may impair relationship functioning.
It’s all couched in scientese, but essentially, all it says is: temptation is more likely than not to lead you astray.
Your long read of the week is also from The Male Brain, and looks at the sheer amount of fraudulent nonsense being disseminated by the mainstream presstitutes these days:
The Russia hoax is emblematic of the model built by the anti-Trump, anti-America First, anti-populist movement that the American people have experienced for the last six years. It embodies many of the characteristics that have frustrated Americans. It is a combination of influential forces — media, social media, political players, and government — that put forward information detrimental to one — oddly always the same — political viewpoint. In this instance, populists — believers in the rights, wisdom or virtues of the common people, according to Merriam Webster — who might embrace the concept of personal freedom espoused by the Constitution, a free market economy, economic growth, energy independence, school choice, equal application of the law and decentralized governance.
Much of the material used to foster the Russia hoax originated from the discredited “Steele Dossier,” pedaled by former British spy Christopher Steele, funded by Clinton-linked opposition research firm FusionGPS, and pushed by Clinton campaign lawyer Michael Sussman. This discredited information was shared widely — and often, it seems, with prior knowledge of its falseness — through the mainstream media and social media when it was leaked to the press early in 2017 just before Donald Trump was sworn in as president. The material contributed to the launching of the Mueller “Russiagate” investigation, which cast a shadow over the first two years of the Trump administration. Government officials were involved as CIA Director John Brennan, FBI Director James Comey and DNI James Clapper all lent their credibility to the supposed authenticity or seriousness of the Russian materials. All of this did tremendous damage to the effectiveness of the Trump administration, as it sought to govern, by putting it under a cloud of suspicion and illegitimacy from the outset.
This, however, was not the only example. Consider the disrupted kidnapping plot against Michigan Governor Gretchen Whitmer in her key swing state for presidential elections. “The FBI got walloped [in April]”, according to the New York Post, ” when a Michigan jury concluded that the bureau had entrapped two men accused of plotting to kidnap Gov. Gretchen Whitmer. Those men and others were arrested a few weeks before the 2020 election in a high-profile, FBI-fabricated case….”
The media, however, for the most part portrayed the kidnapping plot as the work of domestic terrorists, with the implied inference being they were right-wing Trump supporters. Whitmer went so far as to accuse Trump of being complicit in the plan, even though it emerged that these alleged plotters had also supposedly wanted to hang Trump. The FBI, it was later shown, had been heavily involved in the plot through informants and individuals it had placed in the group. By the time the case came to trial after the election, Biden had won Michigan’s electoral votes and the damage had been done.
I keep telling people that the simplest solution to the problem is just to hang all whorenalists and let God sort ’em out, but they look at me like I’m the crazy one…
Linkage is good for you:
- Andrei Rayevskiy aka The Saker explains in some detail why exactly the Russians don’t just bomb the shit out of the cities where the Ukrops have hidden their arty and HIMARS systems to stop the shelling of Donetsk and other places;
- James Tweedie helps readers to understand how and to what extent NATO nations are demilitarising themselves in the process of arming 404 with useless Western wunderwaffen;
- Evgeny Norin does a very good job of summarising the causes and consequences of the 2008 Georgia War, in which an underfunded Russian military smashed the entire NATO-trained Georgian force in basically 4 days;
- Bernhardt from Moon of Alabama tells the tragic and terrible story of how the Ukrainians lost their country, and its incredible riches – it should have been the richest country in Europe, but it is the poorest and most corrupt;
- Alexander Nepogodin does some quite thorough historical analysis into the forces that resulted in Ukraine’s separation from the rest of the USSR, and how that set the stage for the collision with Russia that we see today;
- I don’t like or much care for the Palestinians – that’s putting it mildly – but I’ll be the first to point out that the EU is incredibly hypocritical when it comes to the plight of the Ukrainians versus that of the Palestinians;
- Military Watch Magazine – new one that I found – provides an excellent article detailing many of the shortcomings that the Syrian War exposed with the F-22, and how it might not actually be able to take on the supposedly lower-tech Su-35;
- Jacob Dreizin offers up a very long mixed bag of views on a number of different subjects, not least of which is his view (which I share) that inflation in the West has nowhere to go but STRAIGHT UP;
- The great Dr. Ron Paul points out the sheer folly of interventionism in the wake of Nasty Poolosi‘s absolutely unnecessary and highly provocative trip to Taiwan;
- Pat “Mr. Paleoconservative” Buchanan tackles the thorny question of exactly who “won” in the whole kerfuffle over the Wicked Witch of the West’s visit to Taiwan;
- Another day, another horrid virus coming out of China, this time one that supposedly jumps from shrews to humans;
- If you’ve ever wondered where neo-pagan Earth-hugger LARPing ends up, this story about a man buried alive in Colombia during one of their weirdo ceremonies should tell you plenty;
- Robert Bridge doesn’t like the God-Emperor, or his followers, but he does understand that the Fedpigs crossed a line when they raided Mar-a-Lago, and demonstrated exactly how selective law “enforcement” really is in the USSA;
- Paul Craig Roberts takes a break from bashing the Kremlin over its supposedly “weak” response to NATO aggression in Ukraine to talk about how the Fedpigs really have turned into a modern-day Gestapo;
- Larry Johnson is furious, and rightly so, about the raid on Mar-a-Lago, and points out the sheer flimsiness of the pretext used by the Fedpigs to conduct the raid itself;
- Any time apologists for bad behaviour among women insist that only men ever abuse women, just show them this story about an OnlyThots “star” who beat up her partner and then stabbed him to death;
- The Trailer Park Soap Opera, The Ukie Who Loved Me, continues to unfold with another gripping chapter over in PommieBastardLande;
- Very sad news here about a BJJ world champion who died after pinning down an attacker with a gun, then letting him up – at which point the bastard pulled out his weapon and shot him point-blank;
And some more from Dawn Pine:
- Just when you thought that Amazog couldn’t get any bigger or more evil, they found a way to do so – by using your (actually functionally retarded) Roomba to map out your entire house without your knowledge;
- Fatass Gamma male schlub in PommieBastardLande is engaged to SERIOUSLY post-Wall woman living in the Philippines and sends her money regularly – what could possibly go wrong with this?;
- The Bangladeshis don’t have the same understanding of “freedom of speech” that Westerners do, and that’s actually a very good thing in this case, because they are trying to silence a guy who is literally TONE-DEAF and can’t sing at all;
- National Review may well be infested with neoclowns these days, but they still have sense enough to praise guys like Enes Kanter Freedom, who come over to the US and celebrate the freedoms that they have there;
- F. Roger Devlin takes a look at Robert Dutton‘s new book, which takes a decidedly Darwinian attitude toward the dysgenic traits running rampant in the West, and comes to some pretty shocking conclusions;
- Just when you thought that scientists take themselves way too seriously, a physicist decided to prank people by claiming that a slice of chorizo was actually a picture of a star;
- Look, ladies, if you’re dumb enough to take your underage kids to a tattoo parlour while on holiday, then you kind of deserve to get kangaroo-kicked when the resulting cut-price job goes horribly wrong;
- I do wonder how the Agony Aunt over at The Sun manages to stay sane sometimes, given that she has to read letters like this one, from a slut who is so desperate for a baby that she wants to bang her step-dad;
- Double-standards with respect to women are alive and well – a teacher who seduced and banged her underage student got sixty days in the clink, but imagine what would have happened if a man had done the same;
- Much of teh innarwebz is hazardous to your mental health, especially if you are an AI chatbot, as the people at Meta (Facebook) have now found out, yet again – though I have to say, a Facebook AI that bashes Facebook can’t be ALL bad;
- God keeps chucking rocks at our oceans, and it probably makes some amount of sense for us to go digging to figure out what He’s trying to tell us in the process;
- If you’ve ever wondered why I keep telling you not to put Indians in charge of Western companies and countries, this story about a guy who got his ass FIRED for turning up 20 minutes late for the first time in 7 YEARS should make it clear;
Those Who Fail To Learn From History…
History lessons of the week:
Your Great Man of the Week is the acerbic and absolutely irreplaceable George Carlin – a man of the Left, to be sure, but one of the few who was actually funny:
HALO Nation
The Act Man is just about done with HALO Infinite:
Slayergod Remy aka Mint Blitz does what only he can do, while tackling some of the bigger questions surrounding the future of the franchise:
You can put me firmly on the side of those who do NOT want to see a “Battle Royale” mode in HALO. I’m not even a multiplayer guy – can’t be arsed – but to me, a Battle Royale mode simply makes HALO even more of an imitator than it already is. The “aim down sights” crap was annoying enough, this is even worse.
The Legendarium
Nerd of the Rings is a superb channel and you should be subscribed to it if you aren’t already. Here is an outstanding guide to the life of Tuor:
That’s Not Gone Well…
Wazzocks gonna wazzock:
From the classic TOP GEAR OF THE POPS comedy special:
Kitchen Nightmares with the Angry Scot:
Comedy hour:
Pictionary, Pulchritude, Pew-Pews
Headlines of the week indicate that Floriduh Man is being unfairly persecuted for doing what is right, just, and entirely normal:
Your “Golf Balls” moment of the week, featuring Floriduh Woman:
Your “Karma is a Six-Armed Hindu Goddess” moment of the week:
Your “Piss Take” moment of the week:
Your “Trim Reaper” moment of the week:
Your “GREATEST. DAD. EVER.” moment of the week:
Your “Staring Through the Wrong End” moment of the week:
Your “Punintended Consequences of Schlong Covid” moment of the week:
Your “Aforementioned Divine Sense of Humour” moment of the week:
Your “How the Hell Did She Eat FIVE POUNDS?!?!?!” moment of the week:
Man, I’d be pissed off with my wife too if she ate FIVE FREAKIN’ POUNDS OF BACON in ONE NIGHT!!!!!!!
Oh, that’s nothing – the Danes had an absolutely INGENIOUS idea for cutting down on speeding in their inner cities. Trust me when I say that the clip is GLORIOUSLY NSFW – and totally worth watching even so.
And literally every judge south of the Mason-Dixon Line would rule it a justifiable homicide, too.
Animal Planet
Your aminules are adorkable moment of the week:
And also your animals are absolute DICKS moment of the week, to balance things out:
And finally, your “Meanwhile, in Russia” moment of the week:
Ass-Kicking of the Eight Limbs
You can learn a lot from watching elite-level fighters sparring. And you don’t get much more elite than this. Superbon Banchamek does light sparring with Rodtang Jitmuangnon, and it is amazing to watch:
And while we’re on the subject of the art of eight limbs:
The Lords of Steel
Gym beast props this week go to Kody Blazek:
A Touch of Class
LRFotS Robert W sent over an absolutely beautiful video of Russian ladies dancing in traditional dress to one of the signature songs of their country:
(If the embedding doesn’t work, try this link – YouTube is being a bit stupid with embedding anything related to Russia these days.)
Gingervitis Treatment
Everyone’s favourite Russian matchstick does a cover of one of the best ELUVEITIE songs ever:
Livin’ in the Land of the Metal Gods
I was quite shocked to discover that DELAIN is essentially a completely different band now, with four-fifths of the members quitting last year for reasons that still are not entirely clear. They were never a huge favourite of mine – though their albums, The Human Contradiction and We Are the Others were VERY good – but I always felt that Charlotte Wessels provided a presence and vocal power that you just don’t get with most singers.
Hot Totty
Finally, we get to the real reason why you lot tolerate this bizarre collection of nonsense every week – the Instathot to get the week off the a suitably insalubrious start. This is Bozana Abrlic, age 32 from Zagreb, Croatia, now living in PommieBastardLande (apparently). She does stuff involving swimsuits and clothes.
That’s all for this week’s time-waster, now get back to work, you lot.
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The instathot’s face looks as if the best features from every country around the world were added to it.
There are many women with such adorable face, but she looks like there is some mixed genes in her blood.
Again with the birthing hips.
So what’s wrong with that? Personally, I’m all in favour – provides something for a man to grab onto. Trust me when I say that this is great fun.
This is a very attractive thot. Look at those childbearing hips.
I am glad this meat’s Ranked guy excluded the new and fancy ‘cricket flour’ from his analysis