Better (very) late than never, eh, lads? Sorry, it’s been a busy few days. I had a bit of a speech to give, on top of several other urgent tasks that demanded my IMMEDIATE attention. So I had to leave this kind of until the last minute, and even then, it’s not quite complete yet.
Still, needs must, and since it is Monday (still), we might as well get on with making it as bearable as possible. That is, after all the entire point of the Great Mondaydact Browser Killer.
The theme of this week’s monster mash is, of course, the firing of the Clown News Network’s favourite bro-lifter, Chris Cuomo – or, as we shitlords of the Right know him, FREDO.
Now, normally, I would not rejoice, at all, in another person’s job loss. I’ve been made redundant three times, seen a project fail and nix a full-time job offer as a result, and failed to convert an internship into a full-time opportunity. That’s FIVE SEPARATE JOB FAILURES. Every single job I’ve ever had, I’ve lost.
(By the way, whenever I do finally land a stable full-time role with a company, y’all might want to take out MAJOR short positions on their stock. Jus’ sayin’.)
So under normal circumstances, I am deeply empathetic toward those who lose their jobs and have to go through the pain of retrenchment and job-hunting and so on. It’s soul-destroying to go through such things.
Fredo is not your normal person.
He is (or rather, WAS) a mouthpiece for one of the most foul propaganda networks of the Left, who spread vicious lies and misinformation repeatedly. He slandered a lawfully elected President, called half the country a bunch of morons and rednecks and racists, and acted as though rioters were nothing more than protesters letting off a bit of steam. And that is before we get to his pretentiousness, hypocrisy, vanity, obsequiousness, and other awful traits, displayed so regularly in front of others.
So here’s to you, Fredo. It was fun watching you make an ass of yourself on national television, and it is even more fun watching you get YEETED.
Don’t shed any tears for either of the Cuomo brothers. They’re Daemoncrats, which means they get a pass on the rules that govern civilised society. They’ll spend 3-6 months in “reflection” upon their actions, and then they’ll come back, write best-selling books about how badly they were persecuted by the Right, and be rolling in the dough given to them by other smug rich liberaltards.
It’s infuriating to watch, but just remember that Satan’s minions always outlive their usefulness eventually – and then they are always dragged, kicking and screaming, down into the Hell which they so richly deserve.
Just ask Jeffrey Epstein – who DIDN’T kill himself.
His Most Illustrious, Noble, August, Benevolent, and Legendary Celestial Majesty, the God-Emperor of Mankind, Donaldus Triumphus Magnus Astra, the First of His Name, the Lion of Midnight, may the Lord bless him and preserve him, once again pulls no punches whatsoever in dealing with the Fake President and his many, MANY failures:
#BasedTucker is based:
The Male Brain is back from his European jaunt, rested, refreshed (well, as much as a man can be with two teenage daughters), and ready to share the good stuff this Monday. We start with a video from Veritasium about how electricity really works:
I tend to agree with James May when he says that “electricity is a mystery – I don’t really believe in it”. (But I sure as shit believe in it when I get electrocuted, I’ll readily admit that.)
The Babylon Bee continues to report the news long before it happens:
And here’s Cameltoad Harris, the Fake Vice President, explaining how Hanukkah works (warning – contains Li’l Benny Shapiru doing his LIttlest Chickenhawk shtick):
Plus lots of Hanukkah memes for our friends from the Tribe, along with Dawn Pine‘s captions:
Additionally, LRFotS Randale6 – who is a RABID WARHAMMER (40K) fan – has some great videos to contribute on his favourite subject:
This last one is a Flashgitz cartoon that hits ALL of the major demographics that enjoy the Great Mondaydact Browser Killer – Christians, HALOniacs, and guys who love Twitch-streamer boobies (some overlap):
Mark Dice takes note of Twatter’s new CEO, one Parag Agarwal:
We can now look forward to Twatter becoming even more unstable, unusable, and awful than it already is. Indians in general make TERRIBLE managers in Western companies (there ARE exceptions to this rule), and Indian software engineers in general write awful code (again, THERE ARE EXCEPTIONS). When you have an Indian software engineer running a Western company, the results are almost certain to be awful.
I invite anyone who disagrees to look at the absolute state of Microsoft after Satya Nadella took over. Yes, he saved the company from irrelevance by moving it into cloud computing in a really big way. But can anyone look at Windows 10 and Office 365 and claim that those are good works of software engineering?
The defence rests.
And now for something completely different:
Dave from Blue Collar Logic riffs on the new Moronica Strain of the Coof:
And his buddy and sometime colleague Jason Siler explains how Daemoncrats play the game of politics, and play it well:
Bill Whittle narrates a particularly horrific travel experience with the modren brain-dead zombies:
The big entertainment news this week – well, actually there’s been quite a lot of it – involves something called Santa, Inc., which appears to be a very poorly conceived hit-job on Christmas by two sanctimonious, terminally unfunny, and attention-starved Jews that has managed to piss off literally EVERYONE. Paul Ramsey breaks down the backlash:
PJW doesn’t find Jimmy Carr amusing anymore:
I wonder what took him so bloody long. I NEVER found Carr funny, even in his appearances on TOP GEAR all those years ago.
The lovely and charming Dr. Sam Bailey explains how magnesium supplements work, and when to take them:
Lord Razor of the Fist Clan launches into an absolutely LEGENDARY rant about the true magnitude of the threat posed by the ChiComs:
Unsurprisingly, I agree with him on just about every point. In this, both Razor and I have markedly different opinions from Our Beloved and Dreaded Supreme Dark Lord (PBUH) Voxemort the Malevolent, who believes that China will be the ascendant power of the 21st Century.
OBADSDL(PBUH) is looking at the same data that we are. How is it that he can draw such different conclusions?
It’s pretty simple. He puts far greater weight on Xi Jinping‘s effectiveness as a leader than I do.
Make no mistake, Xi Jinping is unquestionably the most brilliant and capable leader anywhere on Earth right now – he is better even than the Neo-Tsar, for whom I reserve immense respect. But Xi Jinping is also very much a product of a system that is designed, by nature, to produce people who seek to hold on to power at all costs.
That is why Voxemort can look at Xi’s anti-corruption drive and conclude that it is an effective signal to China’s moneyed elites and parasitic government bureaucrats, and conclude that Xi is avoiding the mistakes that have paralysed and destroyed Western institutions of state. And that is why I can look at the exact same thing and conclude that it is nothing more than a very clear attempt by Xi to consolidate an absolutely unbreakable grip on power, such that none can challenge him – least of all his most deadly political rival, Jiang Zemin.
Same data, different conclusions, informed by very different paradigms.
OBADSDL(PBUH) and I both have experience with Eastern culture, by the way. He has lived in Japan. I have lived in Singapore. He knows how the Japanese think, I know how the Chinese think. In my view, China’s ascendancy will be short-lived, and indeed will not be an absolute ascension, but a relative one, which will look far more impressive than it actually is, primarily because of the impending and absolutely assured collapse of the American hegemon.
China’s likely future will be that of a regional power that will not be able to project power across the Pacific even at its heights. And WHEN – not if – America collapses, China will go with it.
Xi is aware of this, which is why he is trying very hard to decouple China’s economy from America’s. But it isn’t working very well, because China’s entire structure and culture are designed to make radical change extremely difficult. The only exception is when you have an all-powerful, charismatic, legendary figure in power who has complete control over the hearts and minds of his people.
The last leader to achieve that status was Mao Zedong. Xi Jinping is doing his level best to reach that same point, but so far, at least, he has not been successful.
Time will tell what happens. But it is important to be realistic about the threat that China poses. And here I completely agree with Voxemort – China will become the centre of a virtuous-pagan civilisation, just as Russia will become the centre of a revived Christian civilisation, strong and free and under the kingship of Christ Jesus.
The Dizzle absolutely shreds another so-called “scientific miracle” of the Koran:
His good friend, Apostate Prophet, is absolutely spitting blood over the recent beating, lynching, and burning of a Sri Lankan factory manager by a bunch of overzealous Pakis – yes, that is a hugely offensive term, and yes, they bloody DESERVE it:
Dr. Jay Smith from PfanderFilms completely destroys the entire foundational basis of Islam’s history with just one simple argument – and this isn’t like when Li’l Benny Shapiru “destroys” people, the argument here is actually very good and impossible for Muzzies to refute:
Al-Fadi from CIRA International and Dr. Jay Smith continue to break down the MANY differences between just two version of the Koran:
Dr. Frank Turek from Cross Examined and Dr. Mike Licona explain why the New Testament is historically accurate:
China Uncensored notes with some amusement that the CCP thinks very little of the Moronica strain of the Chinkflu:
America Uncovered is a little behind the times in their coverage of the Cuomo scandal (well, the latest one, anyway) – Fredo isn’t merely suspended, he’s been straight up FIRED:
Terrence Popp points out that the worst is yet to come from the Federal government with respect to internment camps:
Midnight’s Edge sits down with Kamran Pasha to go over the latest development in the Game of Thrones-like machinations going on over at the House of the Devil Mouse, and offers up a very intriguing notion about the new Chairman of the Board – who is a lesbian with a serious finance and consumer goods background:
I think Mr. Pasha is far too charitable in his estimation of the new Chairthingy of the Disney board. She is a lesbian, and Chapek is a bean-counter, which makes this something like Beelzebub and Belphegor mounting an internal coup against Lucifer. The result might be a little less awful than what preceded it, but it will still be bloody awful.
Overlord Dicktor Van Doomcock is delighted to see ViacomCBS stock tanking in the wake of the latest woke wankery related to everyone’s least favourite venereal disease of a TV show:
Gary from Nerdrotic absolutely hated the latest Doctor Who Cares special/season/whatever:
The Drinker watched Masters of the Universe: Revelation part 2, so that the rest of us didn’t have to, and judging by what happens in the second part of the series, every single one of us should be buying him MULTIPLE bottles of booze due to what he had to endure:
Just… what… seriously?!?!
Evil-Lyn bangs Skeletor, steals the sword of power, and becomes more of a dude than He-Man? Who himself turns into some sort of crazed He-Beast? And Teela ends up being THE BESTEST EVARRRRRR!!!!
By the power of Greyskull, make this shit-sandwich disappear down the toilet already.
Your “Science is F***ING WEIRD” moment of the week
https://www.science.org/doi/10.1126/sciadv.abg1530
Your long read of the week
Linkage is good for you:
https://www.thegentlemansjournal.com/article/last-playboy-riviera-taki-theodoracopulos/
https://www.thesun.co.uk/fabulous/16887940/woman-faked-wedding-husband-ex-text/
https://www.rt.com/russia/541855-fines-not-vaccinated-people/
https://www.rt.com/usa/541836-man-jailed-covid-lamborghini/
https://www.rt.com/op-ed/541894-leaked-document-big-tech-privacy/
And some more from Dawn Pine:
https://www.rt.com/news/541149-euthanasia-germany-vaccinated-only/
https://www.thesun.co.uk/dear-deidre/16865133/spending-savings-stripper-lapdancing-girlfriend/
https://www.dailystar.co.uk/news/latest-news/enormous-asteroid-bigger-eiffel-tower-25577146
https://www.ladbible.com/news/mass-piranha-attack-injures-30-people-20211125
https://www.thesun.co.uk/fabulous/16859834/charge-christmas-dinner-pals-pay-70
https://www.businessinsider.com/cia-said-briefing-trump-most-difficult-experience-compared-2021-11
https://www.technologyreview.com/2021/12/02/1040656/china-initative-us-justice-department/
The Neo-Tsar has a very clear-eyed vision of the future:
History lessons of the week, courtesy of The Male Brain:
Your Great Man of the Week is perhaps the greatest mind in history (well, other than Jesus, obviously):
Some channel called BaconMedia has done an absolutely SUPERB job of re-imagining cutscenes from the HALO
And now let’s watch Mint Blitz doing his usual crazy shit:
Wazzocks gonna wazzock:
Kitchen Nightmares with the Angry Scot:
Comedy hour:
Pics, guns, girls, and as you’d expect, the Fredo memes are out in full force now:
Headlines of the week indicate that the Canoeheads aren’t complete pussies after all:
Your “Maybe This ‘I AM’ Shit Actually Works – Behind the Shitter”:
Your “Unintended Consequences” moments of the week:
I’ll have to ask Dawn Pine to verify this next one:
Your “This is Why America Keeps Losing Wars” moment of the week:
Your “Does This Taste Funny To You?” moment of the week:
No craption needed here:
Your aminules are adorkable moment of the week:
And also your animals are absolute DICKS moment of the week, to balance things out:
Gym beast props this week go to a chap named Jezza Uepa:
Wise Uncle Chael the American Gangster unpacks the latest sorry twist in the sad yet monumentally stupid tale of Jon Jones:
Jesus loves knockouts:
#LegacyOfSteel
OK, finally we get to the “good” (?) stuff – the Instathot to get the week off to the right start. This here is Bibiána Pospiech, of uncertain age and origin, but probably in her early thirties and Slovakian, if I’m any judge of such things. She is quite happy to live the plastic fantastic life – seriously, her plastic surgeon must be driving a bloody Bentley, because if you look at what she looked like back in 2020, she was an ironing board with a face just a year ago.
In her defence (and there isn’t much of one), she does appear to be a genuinely happy wife (more likely, long-term girlfriend) and mother. And I’m guessing that her man isn’t exactly complaining about the… uh… how do we put it delicately… tweaking of the headlights and bumpers.
That’s all, boys, show’s over, up off your butts and back to work. We’ve got plenty of work to get through today before the misery ends, so let’s get on with it.
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Regarding the headline:
Can confirm, but they have to be hot as hell, as there is a pre-pagent at the dead sea
That opening meme has to be the least appealing swimsuit cover picture you’ve ever used for a post here.
The Fredo firing is hilarious and should be celebrated by all. The best part is whatever trans lesbian xerson of color they replace him with will be an even bigger ratings disaster.
Connected:
ST:D, Dr Who, he-man and Santa inc are all visible proof of something I was taught wrong in my youth. The wisdom was “if they don’t make money they won’t keep making this stuff”.
These products are not made to be sold to the audience, they are made to be sold to the rich uncles in the club. It doesn’t matter if they are profitable so long as they virtue signal effectively. None of these people will lose work or the appreciation of their peers.
Cnn is the same, so of course the replacement for Fredo will be even worse.
Thank God for Arkhaven and the Christian Nationalist right getting away from the conservative claims to ‘wisdom’. The future belongs to those who show up for it, and we don’t murder our babies.
I had a moment at jiujitsu the other day. I’m sitting there watching as my son is in his class, looking through a space the size of two folding chairs. Suddenly a huge bottom with a human attached walks between me and the mat and fills the entire space. All of it, jammed into ‘sleek’ leggings and elevated boots, eg, chunky heels. This lady wasn’t even middle aged yet and clearly put work into her dressy outfit, but was numbingly oversized and oblivious to blocking the entire mat from my view.
My question: is this an American phenomenon? I get that the USA is full of gluttons and that’s not common internationally, but is the trying to look good while being a whale strategy seen anywhere else you go?
Infinite is pretty fun so far. I played for 2-3 hours tonight and just made it outside. The stock AR is beastly now! Used to be you could unload an entire clip into an Elite on Legendary and not break their shields, but that might actually kill one in this game since you can get headshots with it now.