Monday is here as a blight upon us all, and that is of course unavoidable. Fortunately, the Great Mondaydact Browser Smasher is here to help us all lift our gloomy moods with red-pilled videos, much hilarity, and hot girls with (and without) guns.

The theme for this week involves another member of The A-Team, as suggested by our good friend, Dawn Pine, who clearly loves that old show every bit as much as I do. Apparently, last week was Mr. T‘s birthday, and as we all know, B. A. Baracus pities the foo’ who doesn’t celebrate such a momentous occasion, so here we are, doing just that.

Take it away, Dawn Pine:

Mr. T was born in Chicago, Illinois, the youngest son in a family with twelve children. His father, Nathaniel Tureaud, Sr., was a minister. Tureaud, with his four sisters and seven brothers, grew up in a three-room apartment in one of the city’s housing projects, the Robert Taylor Homes, in a poorly constructed building, in an area with high levels of environmental pollutants and the largest concentration of poverty in America. While growing up, Tureaud regularly witnessed murder, rape, and other crimes, but attributes his survival and later success to his will to do well and his mother’s love.

Tureaud attended Dunbar Vocational High School, where he played football, wrestled, and studied martial arts. While at Dunbar he became the city-wide wrestling champion two years in a row. He won a football scholarship to Prairie View A&M University, where he majored in mathematics, but was expelled after his first year. (I could not find out why.)

Deciding school was not for him, Tureaud became a military policeman in the U.S. Army. After his short stint in the military, Tureaud decided to try out for the Green Bay Packers, however, a debilitating knee injury kept him from making the team.

In the mid 70s, Tureaud returned to Chicago and found a job as a doorman. His days as a military policeman helped him gain a reputation as one of Chicago’s toughest, and most infamous, bouncers. Always the consummate showman, Tureaud adopted a Mohawk hairstyle inspired by a National Geographic photo of an African Mandikan warrior. He started sporting piles of gold jewelry, which he claimed to have taken from misbehaving customers. He also adopted the name Mr. T, claiming the new moniker would force customers to show him respect.

Mr. T’s position as a bouncer for one of Chicago’s hottest nightclubs frequently put him in contact with celebrities. His outrageous reputation and his famous connections earned Mr. T the new job of celebrity bodyguard. Charging more than $3,000 a night, Mr. T began protecting stars such as Steve McQueen, Diana Ross, and Muhammad Ali. The job lasted nearly ten years until a chance meeting with actor Sylvester Stallone in 1980 changed everything.

After spotting Mr. T on a televised bouncer competition, Stallone decided to cast the bodyguard in his film, Rocky III (1982). Mr. T played Clubber Lang, a boxer pitted against the film’s main character, Rocky Balboa. It was during the filming of this movie that Mr. T coined the catchphrase “I pity the fool!” The film became a blockbuster hit, grossing over $125 million at the box office. Audiences loved Mr. T’s over-the-top character, and his performance made him an overnight sensation.

Taking advantage of his newly found fame, Mr. T landed a starring role in another box-office hit, D.C. Cab (1983). He also premiered in his own cartoon series, Mister T, which featured Mr. T as the owner of a gym of young athletes who fought crime and solved mysteries. (I remember that show as a kid, it was hilarious).

In 1984, he released a music album entitled Mr. T’s Commandments that encouraged children to make good choices. He followed the success of this album with a motivational video and film soundtrack called “Be Somebody… or Be Somebody’s Fool!”, aimed at encouraging children to make responsible decisions.

A year later, Mr. T signed on to the new television drama, The A-Team, a show about four Vietnam vets framed for a crime they didn’t commit. Each week, the show’s characters helped innocent people while on the run from the military. Mr. T’s role as Sgt. Bosco “B.A.” Baracus relied mainly on the star’s unique off-screen personality. The show became another instant hit. (Moreover, as teammates and he himself claims – he did not audition and was the first hired star. The show was “his show”, even as we stated before – there was competition on the set.)

In 1985, at the height of his fame, Mr. T entered the world of professional wrestling. He became the tag-team partner of wrestling legend, Hulk Hogan, in WrestleMania I. Remaining with the WWE, Mr. T became a special “WWE boxer,” in light of his character in Rocky III. Around this time, he also began starring in his own show, T. and T., about a streetwise kid who became a city detective. The show lasted for three seasons. Hulkster even went on 2 episodes of The A-Team as himself.

In 1995 doctors diagnosed the actor with T-cell lymphoma, a form of cancer. While he recovered, Mr. T kept a low profile and limited his appearances to commercials.

As he regained his health, he began appearing again on the big screen. In 1999, he made a cameo in the children’s comedy, Inspector Gadget. He then made a series of appearances in 2001, including roles in Not Another Teen Movie, Judgment and The Proud Family. That same year, at the age of 49, Mr. T officially went into remission.

Mr. T returned to the small screen in 2006 with his own reality show, I Pity the Fool. In the series, Mr. T traveled from town-to-town giving advice, solving problems and teaching people about cooperation. The show lasted for six episodes. Mr. T has continued to appear in television commercials and, in 2009, he voiced the character of Officer Earl Devereaux in the animated movie Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs.

Mr. T also stars in the home renovation show I Pity the Tool, which premiered on the DIY Network in 2015.

Mr. T is a born-again Christian. He gave up virtually all his gold, one of his identifying marks, after helping with the cleanup after Hurricane Katrina in 2005. He said, “As a Christian, when I saw other people lose their lives and lose their land and property…I felt that it would be a sin before God for me to continue wearing my gold. I felt it would be insensitive and disrespectful to the people who lost everything, so I stopped wearing my gold.”

Here are a bunch of great old videos starring the man himself:

Plenty more to come in the pics down below, keep reading.

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His Most Illustrious, Noble, August, Benevolent, and Legendary Celestial Majesty, the God-Emperor of Mankind, Donaldus Triumphus Magnus Astra, the First of His Name, the Lion of Midnight, may the Lord bless him and preserve him, was of course correct about China and its leaders:

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#BasedTucker is based:

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Mark Dice gets serious for a bit and notes that, for all of its supposed “anti-establishment” credentials, Hollyweird actually works hand-in-glove with the Military-Industrial Complex to normalise otherwise horrible things:

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The Male Brain has some good stuff to keep us all occupied on this miserable day. We start with a genuinely batshit insane woman who practiced for her own funeral:

Here is an intriguging video from The Daily Signal in which a former Cosmo writer admits that everything she wrote about sexual empowerment and feminism for 20 years at that rag were just plain old lies:

Been a while since we had some Ryan George vids:

The Honest Trailer and Pitch Meeting guys decided to do a crossover, which turns out to be decent, but the proposed movie probably isn’t one you want to watch:

Y’all remember those old Mac vs PC ads from about 15 years ago, or whenever it was? Here’s the one about viruses:

It’s sort of true, but what they don’t tell you is that Macs are highly susceptible to malware.

If you want an operating system that doesn’t tell you what to do with it and isn’t designed on absolutely retarded principles, just download and install Linux Mint.

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Binkov’s Battlegrounds has some shocking, yet actually not that surprising, news about the F-22:

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Remember that old video from ReThinking Tourism about what a realistic and genuine flight safety demonstration video might look like? Here it is, to refresh your memory:

The same mad genius behind that one, made a new one about airport security:

A lot of the content in that video confirms what Rafi Sela, former head of security at David Ben Gurion airport in Israel, said in a classic article from Cracked – y’know, back when that site was actually GOOD, i.e. pre-2014 or thereabouts, back when it wasn’t a woketard mess. As Mr. Sela correctly put it, the TSA couldn’t protect you from a 6-year-old with a water balloon, never mind actual Izzlamists.

The reality is that airport security is there to make you feel better, but doesn’t actually do a damned thing – at least, not the way that the USA does it. If you want to learn how to protect your country from jihadi jackasses, learn from the best – i.e. the Israelis, who have to prevent Muzzies from prematurely detonating all the time.

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Dave from Blue Collar Logic has an interesting take on the divisions within modern-day Judaism:

And Jason weighs in on the whole Israeli-Palestinian conflict:

As I pointed out in my addendum to our friend Dawn Pine‘s recent guest post, the reality is that NO ONE GIVES A FLYING F**K about the Palestinians. They lost the war for their homeland generations ago and they are now only useful as political pawns, nothing more, for cynical Arab rulers looking for scapegoats on whom they can pin their own stupidity and incompetence.

That doesn’t absolve Israel of its most egregious failures with respect to the Palestinian Problem. But It also doesn’t make Israel an evil nation. It isn’t. It’s simply a nation that believes in being, y’know, A NATION.

Would that America could do the same…

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Bill Whittle tilts at that same old silly windmill about selling cuckservative Kool-Aid to people sick and tired of the progressive bullshit:

The reason why conservatism continues to fail upwards is not because it has anything to offer. It simply isn’t as bad as progressivism. But that doesn’t mean that conservatism itself is much better. It isn’t. Conservatism doesn’t conserve anything, because it doesn’t stand FOR anything. It simply stands against things, and doesn’t do that very well either.

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Paul Ramsey asks, quite reasonably, how and why Christian Zionism has made both the Left and the Right in America beholden to Israel:

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PJW is unimpressed by the loonies within the Branch Covidian cult – though I warn you that if you watch the video clips that he’s assembled, spontaneous rage-vomiting and breaking shit against the nearest wall almost certainly will happen:

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The lovely and charming Dr. Sam Bailey explains how you can create a fake epidemic pretty much at will these days:

I really have a hard time concentrating whenever Dr. Bailey starts talking. The eyes… the accent… the looks… She’s a knockout, no question.

That being said – in last week’s video, she asserted that Dr. Stefan Lanka from Germany kept a 100,000 Euro reward in his pocket when he made a bet that no one could prove to him that an actual specific viral infection causes measles. That is NOT TRUE. Dr. Lanka initially lost the bet and was forced to pay by a German court. He appealed to the Supreme Court in Germany. That court ruled that Dr. Lanka had the right to accept whatever he, and he alone, considered proof, and took no position whatsoever on whether or not the measles virus actually exists.

This is a lot like a Flat-Earther stating that he’ll bet you $1M if you can prove to him that the Earth is round – and then refusing to accept any and all evidence on the grounds that it does not meet HIS STANDARDS. You could take that dude up on a space flight to low-Earth orbit and show him the Earth spinning slowly through space, and he’d STILL disbelieve you.

Draw your own conclusions from that, really. Dr. Bailey needs to own up to that mistake if she wants to be taken more seriously by her peers on the subject of virology.

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Lord Razor of the Fist Clan takes on the new NYFC District Attorney’s blatantly political persecution of the God-Emperor:

The problem for T-Rump is that he very clearly did not support his own supporters on Jan. 6, and he did not do what he should have done on Jan. 20. So he cannot now reasonably expect his supporters to support him in return. And I write that as someone who thinks that he was the greatest President since Andrew Jackson.

I differ somewhat from OBADSDL(PBUH) Vox Day in my sympathies for the God-Emperor, because I have it on good authority that he was clearly betrayed by the military top brass, who refused to do their sworn duty and step in. But the fact remains that the God-Emperor did not declare martial law when he should have, and he did not play the part of Caesar when he needed to.

And now he is paying the price for his miscalculations.

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The Dizzle has a thought-provoking video – for the first time in AGES – about the recent attack by pro-Palestinian Izzlamists on the home and family of an actual Islamic Mufti, a non-crazy one, called Mufti Abu Layth al-Maliki, who actually talks a good deal of sense at least some of the time:

MALM is quite a character and he’s fun to listen to. I’ve checked out a few of his videos and he is of a more reformist bent within Islam. He understands that there are some massive historical and religious issues within Islam, and he is willing to try new ideas to deal with the inadequacies of Izzlamic doctrine and theology.

He’s even willing to go so far as to say that the Palestinians have lost the war against Israel and should now be resettled, with compensation from Israel, into Arab lands. And he’s right about that. The Israelis would almost certainly HAPPILY see off 5 million or so Arabs into Jordan or Egypt or Syria – the cost of doing so would be miniscule compared to the Forever War that they have been fighting against the Muzzies in their own backyard for 70-plus years.

The problem, of course, is that Islam cannot stand dissent. The Palestinians are useful political pawns, and anyone who disagrees with that must be silenced.

I feel sorry for MALM, I really do. But if he wants actual support and help – well, that’s what Jesus is for.

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Dr. Jay Smith from PfanderFilms and Al-Fadi from CIRA International continue to demolish the false edifice of Islam, this time by picking apart their much-ballyhooed “Constitution of Medina”, which was almost certainly a forgery:

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Dr. Frank Turek from Cross Examined notes the serious Constitutional and Scriptural problems with the Equality Act:

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China Uncensored points out that Chinese-made skyscapers are, well, Chinese-made:

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America Uncovered tackles the issue of Critical Race Theory:

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Jared Taylor from American Renaissance takes on the American Medical Association and their latest round of race-related idiocy:

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Terrence Popp explains why he married his ex-wife, who did so much to ruin his life:

You might think that is a bit hyperbolic. Note that this is the same woman who killed his dog and called him a murderer and child-killer in court, while cheating on him repeatedly as he was recovering from a TBI.

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Midnight’s Edge and their friend Kamran Pasha examine how and when the Devil Mouse’s chromedome CEO will force out Queen Karen Kennedy:

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Overlord Dicktor Van Doomcock has the sting in the tail for that story, though, because Brie Larson might just be cast as Mara Jade, which would be a DISASTER all around:

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Gary from Nerdrotic is quite amused by the fact that all of the Devil Mouse’s pandering to the Orientals has utterly failed to impress them:

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The Drinker does NOT want an ancient, creaky, mumbling Indiana Jones film in a woke era, and neither do the rest of us:

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The next Venom movie actually looks like it might be qiute good – the first one was definitely a surprisingly good film:

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Your “Science is F***ING WEIRD” moment of the week is from Dawn Pine, and concerns a huge step forward in quantum computing:

In a related but separate series of experiments, researchers also working with macroscopic drums (or oscillators) in a state of quantum entanglement have shown how it’s possible to measure the position and momentum of the two drumheads at the same time.

“In our work, the drumheads exhibit a collective quantum motion,” says physicist Laure Mercier de Lepinay, from Aalto University in Finland. “The drums vibrate in an opposite phase to each other, such that when one of them is in an end position of the vibration cycle, the other is in the opposite position at the same time.”

“In this situation, the quantum uncertainty of the drums’ motion is canceled if the two drums are treated as one quantum-mechanical entity.”

What makes this headline news is that it gets around Heisenberg’s Uncertainty Principle – the idea that position and momentum can’t be perfectly measured at the same time. The principle states that recording either measurement will interfere with the other through a process called quantum back action.

As well as backing up the other study in demonstrating macroscopic quantum entanglement, this particular piece of research uses that entanglement to avoid quantum back action – essentially investigating the line between classical physics (where the Uncertainty Principle applies) and quantum physics (where it now doesn’t appear to).

One of the potential future applications of both sets of findings is in quantum networks – being able to manipulate and entangle objects on a macroscopic scale so that they can power next-generation communication networks.

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Your long read of the week is also from The Male Brain, and is about how the Fake President insists on trying to enact failed Lightworker-era policies in the world’s largest sinkhole of blood and treasure:

The president’s “ultimate goal,” Malley wrote, was “to help the [Middle East] find a more stable balance of power that would make it less dependent on direct U.S. interference or protection.” That is a roundabout way of saying that Obama dreamed of a new Middle Eastern order—one that relies more on partnership with Iran.

And the dream lives on. In May 2020, six months after Malley penned his Foreign Affairs essay, Jake Sullivan, writing as an adviser to Biden’s presidential campaign, co-authored his own article laying out a Middle East strategy. The goal, he explained, is to be “less ambitious” militarily, “but more ambitious in using U.S. leverage and diplomacy to press for a de-escalation in tensions and eventually a new modus vivendi among the key regional actors.” If we substitute the word “balance” for “modus vivendi,” and if we recognize that “de-escalation” and “diplomacy” require cooperation with Iran, then Sullivan’s vision is identical to Obama’s “ultimate goal” as described by Malley. Sullivan emphasized that equivalence when he defined the objective of his plan as “changing the United States’ role in a regional order it helped create.”

This project to create a new Middle Eastern order, which now spans two presidential administrations, deserves a name. The “Obama-Biden-Malley-Blinken-Sullivan initiative” is quite a mouthful. Instead, we hereby dub it “the Realignment.” That it should fall to us, and at this late date, to name a project on which many talented people have been working for the better part of a decade is more than a little odd. Typically, presidents launch initiatives as grand as this one with a major address, and they further embroider their vision with dozens of smaller speeches and interviews. One searches in vain for Obama’s speech, “A New Order in the Middle East.”

Obama, it seems clear, felt his project would advance best with stealth and misdirection, not aggressive salesmanship. Biden, while keeping Obama’s second-term foreign policy team nearly intact, is using the same playbook. He and his aides recognize that confusion about the “ultimate goal” makes achieving it easier. Indeed, confusion is the Realignment’s best friend.

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Linkage is good for you:

• The Belgians, of all people, have mounted a MASSIVE manhunt for a soldier who has very clearly had enough of the lies and nonsense that the authorities insist on feeding his people with respect to the Kung Flu;
• Remember how that “Disaster Girl”, uh, girl took the meme off the market and monetised it using a non-fungible token? Apparently this is catching on – the “Charlie Bit My Finger” kids are going to do the same thing;
• Never mind what the idiots behind the utterly misnamed “SAGE” group in PommieBastardLande tell us – dining indoors is fine and all remaining restrictions on freedom must be dropped immediately;
• Speaking of soldiers getting pissed off at the idiocies of their leaders – the British Army is going to force its soldiers to get shots of the not-vaccine, OR ELSE;
• Dan Wootton points out what should be blindingly ovious – the Kung Flu and its many variants will be with us for many years to come, so why do we keep hyperventilating over different “strains” of the stupid bug?;
• Neil Clark at RT points out the sheer hypocrisy involved with whorenalists and presstitutes in PommieBastardLande telling people to vaxx up, or be labelled heretics and evildoers;
• Mike Whitney over at The Unz Review has some rather good news, actually, with respect to ordinary people reclaiming their freedoms from tyrannical and insane governments as the Kung Flu wanes as a threat;
• The shady doings of Billzebub over at Microsoft continue to come to light, which leads inquiring minds to ask – why now, for what end?;
• Our Beloved and Dreaded Supreme Dark Lord (PBUH) Vox Day the Merciless and Terrible notes that the God-Emperor’s seemingly inexplicable failure to cross the Potomac was a huge error of judgement that is coming back to bite him;
• I don’t have a whole lot of patience for Andrew Anglin in general, but he does have a good point about how suspicious it is that the Pentaloons are suddenly pushing the “ALIENZZZZ” agenda all of a sudden;
• Our good friend, Adam Piggott, the Gentleman Adventurer, is also thoroughly unconvinced by the videos and media hype surrounding UFOs and other things;
• Mr. Paleoconservative himself, Pat Buchanan, wonders whether the Republicucks actually might have done something RIGHT, for once, by rejecting the idea of a Jan 6 Commission;
• As much as I despise journalists in general, I will admit that SOME of them do a good job, sometimes – such as the author of a new book about how Barack Hussein Odumbass sucked the Daemoncratic Party dry for the sake of his own ambitions;

And some more from Dawn Pine:

• Driverless cars are a LONG way off from being realistic or feasible, especially given that we’ve now had the world’s first case of a robotic “panic attack” – and no, we’re not making that shit up;
• Every time the Israelis try to defend themselves, the world goes nuts trying to paint them as genocidal monsters – the reality is that nothing stops Israel from slaughtering the Muzzies, so why don’t they do it? Because they’re decent;
• Given how insane the world has gone over a disease with an overall 99% or higher survival rate, what happens when your company is actually called COVID?;
• Here we have yet another nail driven into the coffin of TE(p)NS – the narratives that paleoanthropologists tell us about human origins simply do not stack up against the actual fossil evidence, which does not surprise me at all;
• Cyberattacks are on the rise, with ransomware and other assorted nastiness doing the rounds and taking out critical infrastructure – and apparently Teslas can now be turned into cyberweapons (seriously);
• So you and 7 of your professional sportzball buddies get the Not-Vaccine, in full, and then test positive for the Coof – dafuq do you do now?;
• Telling the truth will get your ass FIRED in Space Force and the rest of the dot-mil now, and I’m not talking about the fun way in which they light a rocket under your keester and shoot you in the general direction of Mars;
• As mentioned earlier, the pile of misdeeds associated with Billzebub continues to grow, but one has to ask why this is all coming to light TWENTY YEARS AFTER THE FACT – there is clearly more to the story than we can see;
• Hey, guess what, everyone, WE FINALLY FOUND A CASE OF VOTER FRAUD BY A TRUMP SUPPORTER!!!!! Now if only we could get around to the MILLIONS of cases of voter fraud that went for the Fake President, too…;
• So some pop-tart has-been named Demi Lovato – anyone remember her? – goes crazy(er) and decides to start using personal pronouns – and a radio DJ who makes fun of her for it gets his ass fired? Dafuq is WRONG with this world?!?!;
• This guy really deserves and should get the title of the world’s stupidest home invader – as Dawn Pine put it, he also deserves to get the world record for epic CHUTZPAH;

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Whoever said that The Neo-Tsar has no sense of humour, has plainly never heard him tell a joke:

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History lessons of the week:

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Your Great Man of the Week is, of course, Mr. T:

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Let’s watch Mint Blitz bork the HALO 4 game engine now:

And here are some sweet HALO memes:

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Wazzocks gonna wazzock:

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Kitchen Nightmares with the Angry Scot:

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Comedy hour:

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Pics, guns, girls, starting with some more great Mr. T memes from The Male Brain, along with his captions:

Holy shit, that is an epic way to start the day. All that is missing is a plate of scrambled eggs and a side of sauteed mushrooms with baked beans on top.

I mean, the facts do speak for themselves, y’know…

Ayup.

Absolutely damned right. If you are a socialist or POC an you don’t like the America that White people created through their own hard work and sacrifice, then, GET. THE. F**K. OUT. Plenty of shitholes around the world would welcome you with open arms – and then impale you simply for disagreeing with the local High Muckety-Muck.

Headlines of the week indicate that anyone who had “Mutant Cicada-Dismembering Fungus” in the Doomsday Apocalypse Sweepstakes for May 2021, just won big:

Your “Leif Eriksson Called and Wants His Legacy Back” moment of the week:

Your “Only Took 20 Years” moment of the week:

I’m so old, I can actually remember using Internet Exploder as an actual web browser…

Your “Farting Around” moment of the week:

Your “That’s Because He’s Related to Them” moment of the week:

Your “Anarchy in the USA” moment fo the week:

I can actually relate to this next one quite well:

Yes, I have done that, and yes, it was WEIRD.

Your… ah hell, I’m not even gonna TRY with this one:

Your “Sausage Fest” moment of the week:

Here’s your stupid question of the week:

Yep, I need a vacation, BADLY.

Ah, now I understand why my American friends call them “Trash Pandas”.

God bless Crush!

Yeah, seriously, where ARE the has browns?!?! NO self-respecting Texan would eat brekkie without at least a plate of grits!

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Your Dog of the Week is the

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Your aminules are adorkable moment of the week:

And also your animals are absolute DICKS moment of the week, to balance things out:

Seriously. DO. NOT. VISIT. AUSTRALIA. EVERYTHING THERE WANTS TO KILL YOU AND EAT YOUR EYEBALLS FOR JUJUBEES.

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Gym beast time:

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Dom Mazetti from BroScienceLife is FINALLY back with one of his hilarious gym comedy videos – or rather, he WAS, back in March, and after all of these years, he’s still every bit as brilliant as ever:

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Buakaw Beatdown of the Week:

Getting kicked by Buakaw is probably a lot like smashing into a tree. It only ends quickly and violently.

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Jesus loves knockouts:

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Shufflin’ keeps things groovin’:

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#StrengthThroughSteel

NEW POWERWOLF ALBUM IN 2021!!!!!!!

Maybe this year isn’t so horrible after all. We’ve got another SABATON album coming out this year too, actually.

That’s an epic album, by the way.

One of my favourite bands ever, FALCONER, released a new album last year, and I’m only NOW listening to it:

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And here we are, finally, with the obligatory Monday Instathot. Her name is Noam Ifergan, age 25, of indeterminate nationality. I say that because, depending on whom you ask, she was born in Italy, the Netherlands, or Israel. Judging by the captions that she writes on her photos, she is in fact Italian. But her name is QUITE Jewish – as are her *ahem* looks. Both of them, ifyaknowhatimeanrite.

Beyond her name and nationality, though, I haven’t the first clue who she is or what she does. But she doesn’t look half bad in a bikini, I’ll say that for sure. She reminds me of that old Sophia Loren quote – “Everything you see here, I owe to spaghetti”.

(If you’ve never seen Sophia Loren in her heyday… here you go. The Eyeties don’t make ’em quite like that anymore – but this girl comes pretty darn close.)

All right, boys, off to work with you. Those show trials and kangaroo courts aren’t going to fund themselves, after all.

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