Lord, here we go again… another week to grind through, another endless stream of stupidity and incompetence to deal with, another five days of dealing with PEOPLE at work…
And, of course, another Great Mondaydact Browser Buster.
So, y’know, it ain’t quite so bad.
We start with a funny story sent to me by our good friend Dawn Pine about a serious scientific study done to figure out whether there is, in fact, a small black hole at the centre of the Earth:
Scientists have uncovered a bizarre, indefensible paper that squeaked through peer review at what appears at first pass to be a legitimate medical journal. Expert responses to the report are funny, but the research represents some key items of interest in science publishing and academia more broadly.
In “A Black Hole at the Center of Earth Plays the Role of the Biggest System of Telecommunication for Connecting DNAs, Dark DNAs and Molecules of Water on 4+N- Dimensional Manifold,” published last year in the Open Access Macedonian Journal of Medical Sciences, 13 listed authors from wildly different fields throw together a series of escalating falsehoods. “Recently, some scientists from NASA have claimed that there may be a black hole like structure at the centre of the earth,” the abstract begins.
The next time someone tells you that he just “F***IN’ LOVES SCIENCE!!!11!!”, and how the scientific method is the ONLY way to know the truth about the world and the Universe around us, just point him to this story and ask him to explain how the peer-review process is so robust that it allows publications of AI-generated papers that literally just make shit up.
That being said, black holes and stars and other such mind-bending curiosities are, in fact, fun to think about. For those of you who are visual learners, Kurzgesagt – In a Nutshell has videos just for you:
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Before we get to the politics, let’s all raise our morale with a great Commie Zombie Kill of the Week:
Credit goes to reader and FotB (Friend of the Blog) RMChris – thanks mate, much appreciated.
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His Most Illustrious, Noble, August, Benevolent, and Legendary Celestial Majesty, the God-Emperor of Mankind, Donaldus Triumphus Magnus Astra, the First of His Name, the Lion of Midnight, may the Lord bless him and preserve him, is feeling much better after taking a stay at Walter Reed:
Pray for the President, brothers. For all of his huge (YUUUUUUGE!) flaws, he is the Lord’s true servant on this Earth, and he has been by far the best President that America has had for nearly 200 years. This lion among men is the only real hope that America has for getting through the coming crises intact.
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#BasedTucker is based:
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Mark Dice is simply in awe of the sheer brilliance of the writers and producers behind the comedy channel that is the Clown News Network:
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Dave from Blue Collar Logic offers up his thoughts on the awful news that the Trumps have both contracted the Chinese Mumps:
And Jason explains that, if the Daemoncrats had even the beginnings of a winning electoral strategy at any point during this campaign, they’ve done a spectacular job of hiding it from all of us thus far:
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The lovely and now independent Liz Wheeler breaks down the latest data and science about the Kung Flu, and makes it very clear that we are all massively overreacting to a bug that is already far less lethal than we initially thought:
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Bill Whittle breaks down the giant nothingburger that is the God-Emperor’s tax return “bombshell” from the New York F***ing Slimes:
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The Male Brain is busy with Sukkot this week, but took some time out of his schedule to supply some great videos and pictures and links. We start with a video from the Neo-Palestinians at Prager U
As Dawn Pine stated bluntly in his email – “he should read Vox Day first”.
Are you tired of seeing political ads? Don’t worry, you’re not alone. They all look like this anyway:
Since the never-to-be-sufficiently-cursed lying whorenalists of the mainstream (((media))) insist on calling riots “mostly peaceful” protests, we can call them “mostly fair” media:
Terminators are already among us:
Dave Cullen talks about the atmosFEAR that is oppressing us and why this is causing huge pressures to build up that, when unleashed, will be devastating:
History doesn’t often repeat, but it does rhyme – and the epic poetry of the past tells us that America’s spiral into collapse will be horrific:
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Paul Ramsey helps us understand why it is so important to see reality through the Narrative:
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PJW is back and talks about the God-Emperor’s Chinese Mumps diagnosis:
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Lord Razor of the Fist Clan analyses the God-Emperor’s performance during the first (un-)Presidential debate:
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The good folks at China Uncensored offer up an interesting analysis of the tactical vs strategic advantages and disadvantages held by China and India as they square off over control of the Indian Ocean:
I think the belief that the USA will somehow come to India’s aid is ridiculously optimistic. The US military is largely an $800 billion paper tiger – and both American and Chinese military planners know it by now.
But there is good reason to believe that the Chinese, who do not grok “systemology” and do not have any real success or skill in significant military operations, are going to get their butts handed to them if they try to take on any other power with a similarly advanced level of technology and actual skill at wielding it.
Also, there is some interesting news out of China which nobody seems to be looking into very much – the fact that China is running out of US dollars:
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America Uncovered examines Hunter Biden’s… questionable business deals:
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Jared Taylor from American Renaissance looks at the latest Messiah of the Black Looming Menace movement:
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Terrence Popp takes an amused look at a woman who has banged 130 men (and counting) but doesn’t want to be judged for it because she has a “sex addiction”:
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Midnight’s Edge looks at the rumours swirling around the production of Season 2 of The Mandalorian, and comes to some very encouraging conclusions about the future of the STAR WARS canon now that Queen Kathleen the Wicked has been definitively ousted:
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Overlord Dicktor Van Doomcock basks in the epic vindication of his original assertion that Disney Corp. is in huge trouble:
#DoomcockWasRight
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Gary from Nerdrotic is practically choking on schadenfreude as he watches Hollyweird implode:
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The Drinker does an excellent, if drunken, job of comparing the plot of a great thriller, Crimson Tide, with the steaming pile of shite that was STAR WARS VII: The Last Straw:
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Your “Science is F***ING WEIRD” moment of the week is from Dawn Pine and looks at what happens when God plays bowls with celestial bodies:
Scientists have found fresh evidence in lunar rocks showing that the moon was likely formed after a Mars-sized planet crashed into the proto-Earth more than 4 billion years ago.
A NASA-led team examined moon rocks brought back to Earth by Apollo astronauts more than 50 years ago. Investigating the samples with advanced tools not available to researchers in the 1960s and 1970s, the team found further evidence of the “giant impact theory” by focusing on the amount and type of chlorine in the rocks, a new study reports.
The researchers discovered the moon has a higher concentration of “heavy” chlorine compared to Earth, which sports more “light” chlorine. The terms “heavy” and “light” refer to versions of the chlorine atom, known as isotopes, that contain different numbers of neutrons in their nuclei.
Shortly after the mammoth collision occurred, Earth was just able to stay together while pieces of both planets that were blasted into space coalesced to form the moon. Both of these blobby bodies had a mix of light and heavy chlorine isotopes at first, but that mix began to change as Earth’s gravity pulled on the newly forming moon.
As the cosmic bodies continued taking new shape after the crash, Earth tugged away the lighter chlorine toward itself, leaving the harder-to-move heavy chlorine on the moon. This left the moon depleted of lighter chlorine compared to the heavier isotope.
“There’s a huge difference between the modern elemental makeup of the Earth and moon, and we wanted to know why,” study co-author Justin Simon, a NASA planetary scientist, said in a statement. “Now, we know that the moon was very different from the start, and it’s probably because of the ‘giant impact’ theory.”
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Your long read of the week, also from Dawn Pine, talks about China’s resurgent imperial ambitions in the Middle East and its attempts to build a global commercial and military empire:
China is advancing on the Middle East with ruthless determination, because the region is of more vital interest to China than any other, aside from the Western Pacific. Indeed, China is actively working to oust the United States from the Middle East—a reality that the American strategic community would overwhelmingly prefer not to recognize, but one that is nonetheless becoming glaringly obvious.
Don’t believe us? Ask the Uighurs, the brutalized people of Xinjiang province, which the Chinese government is actively colonizing by moving in millions of ethnic Han Chinese. The lucky among the Uighurs, who number some 11 million in total, are trapped in an inescapable web of surveillance and oppression. The unlucky ones, numbering perhaps 1 million, are interned in ideological indoctrination camps where they are exploited as slave labor, tortured, and, according to recent reports, subjected to forced sterilizations.
What motive can China have for its ongoing torment of a small ethnic minority, which brings Beijing an ongoing avalanche of negative publicity in the West? Xi’s policy flows, the experts tell us, from Beijing’s fear of terrorist and separatist movements among the Uighurs, who are a Turkic Muslim people with ethnic and religious ties to their neighbors and to Turkey. Whatever the validity of this analysis, it misses the strategic vector, which again points directly to the Middle East.
Xi’s signature foreign policy achievement is the Belt and Road Initiative, a $1 trillion program that invests in infrastructure projects across the world designed to funnel resources back to a hungry China, thereby creating a global Chinese sphere of interest. The jewel in the crown of the Belt and Road Initiative is the China-Pakistan Economic Corridor—a multibillion-dollar program to build highways, rail lines, and pipelines from the port of Gwadar on the Indian Ocean to Xinjiang, the Uighur heartland. The northern terminus of the corridor is Kashgar—a Uighur city which, with cameras in every crevice, is likely the most surveilled metropolitan area in the world. China is crushing the Uighurs, in other words, because their territory sits athwart China’s critical overland supply routes.
How determined is China in its advance toward the Middle East? Determined enough to commit genocide.
Let’s be really clear about one thing. What China does to people within its own borders is largely its own business. Other powers have no need to interfere. It is stupid and counterproductive for the USA to knock heads with Buddhists, Confucians, and pagans by taking the side of Muslims in China’s Western regions. Those same Muslims would show no hesitation whatsoever in attempting to wipe out pagans and idolaters if they had the power to do so. The history of Islam in China is pretty much the same as it is anywhere else – it is a legacy of genocide and destruction second to none.
That being said – it is also necessary for the West to recognise that China is not one nation, but at least seven – Manchuria in the northeast, Mongolia in the central north, Canton in the south (current encompassing Guangdong province and Hong Kong SAR), Xinjiang in the northwest, Tibet in the southwest, and the Yellow River Han heartlands in the centre, east, and coast.
China today is not one contiguous nation. It is in fact a Han-dominated empire held together by the threat of (extreme) military force and the reality of population-replacement demographics. Eventually that empire will break apart, and it will happen a lot faster than any of us can imagine – just as the USA will break apart.
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Linkage is good for you:
- Via the Roosh V Forums, here are some truly sad transformations that once-beautiful women went through after leaving those oh-so-terrible “conservative” households;
- Licorice may well be delicious – though I’ve never much liked the stuff – but eating it every single day might just kill you;
- Trevor Lynch had a look at the first trailer for Denis Villeneuve’s DUNE, and wasn’t impressed by the gender- and race-swapping;
- Boris Johnson thought that he was qualified to run PommieBastardLande, but now that he’s doing so, his personal indiscretions are causing him some serious problems;
- Piers Morgan is a roaring ass most of the time, but his piss-take on the future Meghan Markle reality show is hilarious;
- The situation on the ground in the Nagorno-Kabarakh region between Armenia and Azerbaijan is escalating, in a conflict that almost nobody understands;
- Actor and Chad Laurence Fox is starting a new PommieBastardLande political party – I hope he wins the next election in a bloody landslide;
- A legendary, and quite seedy, Moscow nightclub known for being a haven for “professional” women has closed, and no doubt many international “businessmen” are absolutely devastated;
- I’ve long argued that any country that goes to war with Russia will get a very nasty surprise – because the Russians make an art out of hiding their military strength;
- You’ve probably never heard of Artemisia Gentileschi before today, but her story is well worth reading, and her art is well worth seeing;
- Most of you probably find Mariah Carey intolerable, but her personal history is full of serious daemons, and that might help explain her diva behaviour;
- Certain gay couples are getting pretty inventive when it comes to ripping off and stealing from victims;
- Thomas Dalton has a long article over at Unz about Tucker Carlson’s refusal to take on truly controversial topics – I don’t agree with his conclusions, but it’s a good read;
And some more from Dawn Pine:
- Both Dawn and I seriously dislike Millennials, and with good reason – and this right here is some serious next-level shit, in which a 41-year-old man attempted to sue his own parents to get financial support;
- The TL;DR version of this link is that Facebook is doing its damnedest to manipulate you – which certainly counts as this week’s “No Shit, Sherlock” moment;
- One egotistical eccentric billionaire calls another a knucklehead – this strikes us as a “let’s you and him fight” moment;
- Turkey is attempting to assert its dominance over the Mediterranean, which is unsurprising given that Reccep Tayyip Erdogan is something of a bully who likes to throw his weight around, and few have attempted to stand up to him;
- You can file this one under “altered carbon“, it’s all about “inducing metallicity in graphene nanoribbons via zero-mode superlattices” – WTF that means;
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The Neo-Tsar proves that he has a sense of humour even when talking serious physics:
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History lessons of the week:
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HALO funnies and fails from various multiplayer sessions of killing your friends – this video really should be named, A Million Ways to Die with the Best:
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Ever wondered what a real-life suit of WARHAMMER 40K Terminator armour would look and feel like? No? Well WONDER NO LONGER!:
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Wazzocks gonna wazzock:
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Kitchen Nightmares with the Angry Scot:
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Comedy hour:
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Pics, guns, girls, starting with some Sukkot (and non-Sukkot) memes from Dawn Pine:
Apparently the explanation behind this one is that “your Sukka needs to have a roof of branches which will show the stars”.
Damned if I know what that’s all about, since I’m not part of the Small Hat Brigade, but hey, more power to them if that’s their tradition.
Dawn says that it’s a fair bet that the woman in that picture is a Gentile – draw your own conclusions from that.
There is a distinct possibility that the above actually took place.
Because the Big Fella Upstairs understands that His children have their own inner children that need to express themselves every single year. That’s how you know He really loves us.
These net two are NOT Sukkot-related:
Onward:
Eugh. Gonna need eye-bleach after that one.
That would be HILARIOUS.
Headlines of the week indicate that Floriduh is now moving to France, with disastrous results:
Your “Keep Portland Weird” moment of the week:
Your “Common Bloody Sense” moment of the week:
Your “Dead Parrot Sketch” moment of the week:
No quip about this one, it’s just pure awesomesauce:
Your “Unidentified Flying Oopsies” moment of the week:
Your “Cthulhu Rising” moment of the week:
It really is a Jetsons world, brothers.
If that was an actual philosophy class in university, we’d all be paying MUCH closer attention.
Also – I remember the philosophy types in uni. I studied maths. We considered ourselves problem-solvers. We considered them to be problem-creators.
CAN. CONFIRM.
WHY HAS NO ONE INVENTED THAT YET?!?!?
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Your Dog of the Week is the shaggy-haired Flemish Bouvier des Flandres:
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Your adorkable animal of the week:
And just for some balanced perspective, remember, animals are DICKS:
I’m not joking about animals being assholes, either. If you understand what otters are really like, for instance, you won’t see them as cute and fuzzy-wuzzy critters anymore.
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It is always good to gain motivation to go beast-mode in the gym on a Monday night, by observing a true member of Gymbeasticus liftheavyshitus in the wild:
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Buakaw Beatdown of the Week:
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Jesus loves knockouts:
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Synthwave keeps things dark:
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Before we get to the heavy (and awesome) stuff, let’s get a good dose of Slavic sexiness:
For those who don’t read Russian, the video title says “Best clips of the group ‘VIA GRA'”.
It’s worth noting that the name ВИА ГРА is something of a triple-word-play, apparently. In the English-speaking world, the group was (and is) marketed as “Nu VIrgos”. As I’ve pointed out before, this group was responsible for launching the careers of a number of Ukrainian pop-divas – including one that I really like (Vera Brezhneva) and one that I really don’t (Svetlana Loboda).
Go lookup both on YouTube. Of the two, Ms Brezhneva is by far the more sensible and talented. We may perhaps observe that there is a non-zero correlation between class, talent, and NOT acting like a SL00T on stage and in music videos, simply by putting Ms Brezhneva and Ms Loboda side-by-side and comparing them.
As Russians of my acquaintance like to say, there’s a reason why all the sluts come from Ukraine.
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#MemoriesOfAMetal
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And finally here is your Instathot to get the week off to a great start. Her name is Lucie-Jaid McConnell, age 23, from Anglesea, Victoria, in what used to be a once-free and great country that we call “Australia”. Not much is known about her, other than that she was featured on Playboy Mexico’s website a couple of years ago – so, y’know, instant Thot Quotient of about 9.
And that’s a wrap for this week’s Great Mondaydact Browser Buster. Off to work with ye now.
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That Brad Upton stand up was an excellent share, thank you
Yeah, his routine was hilarious. I couldn’t stop laughing when I watched it.