I am of course a bit late to the celebrations concerning the Conservative Party’s victory in Britain on Friday. This is because of a combination of lack of time and considerable laziness on my part. People who know me, know quite well that I am basically “selectively lazy”; essentially, I like to get things done, but I tend to fall to pieces when not given something to be lazy about.

That probably makes no sense whatsoever to anyone other than me, but oh well.

Anyway – there is much to celebrate about the fact that Boris the Sheepadoodle won a truly crushing victory. The Tories ran a smart, sharp, focused election campaign with a very simple and powerful message:

And that was the key to their victory.

Three words: GET. BREXIT. DONE.

Deliver on the result demanded by over 17 million Britons in 2016, in what was then the largest vote ever held in the United Kingdom.

Finish with the dithering, pass a withdrawal deal – or leave without one – and simply move on to more pressing matters of actual governance.

There are a number of key lessons to learn here for the Hard Right.

First, the Right wins when it is focused on delivering.

Those who insist that the Right needs to “compromise” or “reach out” or “be a big tent” are making a huge mistake on every level of warfare – tactical, logistical, and strategic. Tactically, a “big tent” only actually works when everyone involved has a single core mission to fulfill. Logistically, managing all of the disparate elements of a “big tent” of different philosophical strands on the Right is impossible if there is not one core uniting issue. And strategically, the lack of a unifying mission makes it impossible to plan engagements, deploy resources, and adjust to enemy counterattacks.

“Big tent” coalitions don’t happen because people compromise just to get along. Those coalitions happen when one clear objective is announced, and disparate groups find themselves agreeing, or not, about whether that objective aligns with their own values.

You don’t get a coalition of allies by trying to build a coalition of allies. You get a coalition of allies by getting your message straight, and THEN going out there to build alliances.

Second, the Right wins when it shows up to fight.

Conservatives in the UK are even squishier and queasier than their American counterparts when it comes to doing anything whatsoever to roll back the daemonic evil of the Left. There is a reason why PommieBastardLand is basically about 20 years farther down the Road to Hell than America is at this point, with its overweening nanny state and out-of-control Health & Safety Directorate and politically correct, totally converged, completely cucked-out law enforcement, military, and political institutions.

But – once conservatives stop dicking about trying to be liked and accepted by their enemies, and start taking a stand for something, instead of just constantly grumbling against things, they, like the Hard Right, can win.

That fighting conservatism helped bring about Brexit, thanks in no small part to the Herculean efforts of Nigel Farage – a prophet most certainly without honour in his own homeland. It is that same spirit which helped to put His Most August, Noble, Benevolent, and Legendary Celestial Majesty, the God-Emperor of Mankind, Donaldus Triumphus Magnus Astra, the First of His Name, on the Cherry Blossom Throne.

And it is that same spirit that delivered for Boris the Sheepadoodle an EPIC mandate and sent the unreconstructed Trotskyite Corbyn into political exile.

If you are still silly enough to identify yourself as a conservative, despite the fact that the conservative philosophy has a track record of failure second only to socialism at this point, then take heed this lesson: you win when you simply SHOW THE HELL UP TO FIGHT.

Our enemies have been pushing us off the battlefield for so long with their constant chants of “RACIST! SEXIST! MISOGYNIST! HOMOPHOBE!” and so on and so forth, precisely because they always manage to push the button of the conservative’s greatest fear: that someone somewhere might say something mean!!! about them!

But the moment you simply stop retreating and start standing your ground, your enemies do not have a clue how to respond. And that’s when you have them.

Third, and on something of a down note given the fact that the Conservatives simply destroyed their opposition recently, let’s be clear that actual small-c conservatism didn’t really win on Friday.

Peter Hitchens, a former Marxist turned actual Christian conservative, struck an appropriately downcast note about Boris Johnson’s victory:

Mr Johnson’s mind is not conservative. He is a North London bohemian, a social liberal who can barely understand the arguments for lifelong marriage. He is rich enough to have no idea how bad, and how crammed with indoctrination, state schools actually are.

Like all senior politicians he is secluded from crime and disorder. Since he was Mayor of London he has surrounded himself with aides who encourage funky Leftish thinking. One of his closest advisers, Danny Kruger – now Tory MP for the deluded people of Devizes – is a keen enthusiast for legalising the dangerous poison marijuana.

What did you think it meant when Mr Johnson appeared standing in front of a backdrop inscribed with the words ‘The People’s Government’, a phrase that could have been concocted by Blair’s mental valet, Alastair Campbell?

What did it mean when he then said: ‘In winning this Election we have won the votes and the trust of people who have never voted Conservative before and people who have always voted for other parties. Those people want change. We cannot, must not, must not, let them down. And in delivering change we must change too. We must recognise the incredible reality that we now speak as a one-nation Conservative Party literally for everyone from Woking to Workington.’

What he meant was that he has engineered a reverse takeover of the Tories by New Labour. This was the project pursued by David Cameron, who proclaimed himself the ‘Heir to Blair’ but who ran aground on the reefs of Brussels. He couldn’t get his own party to like the European Union.

This was because so many British people had come to identify the EU with two things they greatly disliked. One was the abolition of the country they had grown up in, and its replacement by a slick, glossy new society they did not much like.

The other was the arrival of migrants in numbers too vast to integrate.

I don’t think anyone really worried very much about trade deals or tariffs. About one person in a million could tell the Single Market from the customs union. And so the great referendum vote of 2016 was a welling up of discontents that the Tory Party could not handle. It liked open borders. It liked the sexual and cultural revolution.

Mr. Hitchens is correct. Boris Johnson is not a real conservative – not when he insists on running “the greenest manifesto ever”, full of bullshit about how PommieBastardLand needs to cut emissions and introduce more green energy mandates and increase its electricity prices and destroy its own industrial capacity in the process.

This is NOT a truly conservative set of policies. And that is because conservatives do not have the first clue what they really stand for, other than that they want Brexit. They only know what they stand against – and they aren’t terribly good at articulating that either.

It is vitally important, therefore, that Boris Johnson and his Conservatives are kept from going off-message and off the rails. They were elected into power by traditionally hard-core Labour constituencies full of working-class people who want above all to be free of the industry-killing, enterprise-choking, many-tentacled monster that is the European Union.

If the Conservatives fail to deliver on this, and instead get caught up on stupid shit like “green energy” and “woke” politics, they will in turn be absolutely destroyed in the next election, just as they destroyed the Labour Party.

And they will thoroughly merit and deserve that destruction. The MPs of the Conservative Party who voted to remain in the EU, repeatedly, throughout all of the iterations of the Brexit drama over the past three years, were roundly punished by an enraged electorate, and that is all to the good. But British politics came closer than it has ever done, as far as I am aware, to breaking down, because it became very clear that Parliament stood fundamentally at odds with the people.

Fourth, the Conservative victory in PommieBastardLand is indeed a harbinger of things to come in 2020 with the reelection of the God-Emperor.

The man himself pointed this out right after the news came through. The Brexit vote in 2016 foretold Donaldus Triumphus’s epic victory just a few months later; I very much expect that this victory will do the same for his reelection campaign in 2020, and for the exact same reasons.

The God-Emperor captured the hearts and minds of millions of voters who used to go straight Daemoncrat, because they were taught to “do just like your Daddy done”. President Trump won by focusing on core issues that crossed party lines – bread-and-butter issues of national sovereignty, of what it means to be American, of who benefits from the American economy, and of whether the system itself actually works for the American people anymore.

These used to be core planks of the Daemoncrat Party, just as they once were core planks of the Labour Party in the UK. But over the past 20 years, both in the US and the UK, the heart of both parties has shifted significantly.

Both of these formerly centre-Left parties adopted a technocratic approach to managing the economy. In the UK it was called the “Third Way” of the New Labour movement, combining fiscal conservatism with social liberalism. This appealed strongly to the globalist elites in the cities, but in reality it did not work, because social liberalism ALWAYS ends up undoing fiscal conservatism. That is a truism throughout history, a pattern that we can observe over and over and over again in every civilisation that matters – if you need to check this, just look at the work of J. D. Unwin.

That “Third Way” was merely a fresh coat of paint over the evil globohomo ideology that ended up taking over both of those parties – and over the so-called “opposition” parties, across every major democracy.

That globohomo ideology appealed only to the urban elites who created it. That ideology was never designed to achieve anything lasting or real for blue-collar workers and ordinary people. As is the way of such things, it took about a generation and roughly three election cycles for people to realise this.

The Brexit vote, the God-Emperor’s victory, and now Boris Johnson’s triumph, were all manifestations of this reaction to the globohomo evil. That movement has been unleashed and rampant for four years now, and it shows absolutely no signs of weakening.

The pendulum is swinging back, hard, the other way. It took about thirty years from the end of the Cold War for this to happen, and it will be probably another twenty years or so before the pendulum begins its swing back in the other direction – I would guess that it will only start swinging back again after a series of truly apocalyptic wars that will make the worst genocides of the late 20th Century look like minor scuffles by comparison.

The Conservatives and their supporters are still celebrating even now, and they deserve to celebrate their epic victory. It was one of truly historic and legendary proportions. Boris Johnson now has a chance to cement his place in his country’s history as one of its greatest ever Prime Ministers and leaders. I believe that he can do it, because as messed up as he is – and he is VERY messed up, just look at his tumultuous personal life – it should never be forgotten that God uses broken men as tools to do His will.