I was on my way to the gym today when I saw the headlines concerning #FartGate, and promptly dissolved into helpless paroxysms of laughter:

Democrats’ efforts to impeach President Donald Trump are going over with the public like a juicy, wet fart.

Seriously. Such wind was broken live on MSNBC on Monday night on the eve of the Democrats’ next round of impeachment hearings on Tuesday, where a Democrat Congressman helping lead the charge for impeachment was being interviewed by a network host. Then, mid-interview, a loud fart broke out on air.

Rep. Eric Swalwell (D-CA) denied Monday evening that it was he who ripped the massive fart live on MSNBC during an interview with Chris Matthews on Hardball.

Meanwhile, Matthews and MSNBC remain silent on whether they are owning up to the blast of flatulence that interrupted the top Democrat’s argument backing House Democrats’ push for the impeachment of President Donald Trump.

During the video, as the fart was being ripped, Swalwell pauses and appears to smirk as he says, “The evidence is un-contradicted that the president used taxpayer dollars…”:

BuzzFeed [IS CANCER], the leftist website, conducted an immediate investigation into who passed gas on MSNBC. The outlet’s Addy Baird noticed Swalwell’s pause and smirk, too, writing: “The Democrat, who sits on the House Intelligence Committee, appeared to react to the fart with a brief pause, while attempting not to smile.”

Lord Almighty, is this what politics in the USA have come to?

Still and all, I love it when a Daemoncrat gets totally destroyed for his own stupidity, so any and all juvenile schoolyard remarks should go straight into the comments section. Best one of the bunch gets featured in next week’s Mondaydact Browser Crash.

For my money, though, nobody topped the epic sick burn provided by the God-Emperor’s oldest son, Don Jr.:

Most intelligible thing to come out of Swalwell in years. #fartgate https://t.co/LT7MXAkIRB

— Donald Trump Jr. (@DonaldJTrumpJr) 19 November 2019

Mark Dice’s take on the whole thing was equally hilarious:

Teh innarwebz have, naturally, gone absolutely apeshit over the endless hilarity to be found in the fact that a prominent Daemoncrat basically farted on live TV – thereby showing the entire world exactly what it is that politicians in general, and Daemoncrats in particularly, are absolutely full of.

Honestly, if you slapped the Daemoncrats – I should really stop right there, shouldn’t I, because slapping the sense into Daemoncrats would be a full-time job for most of us, and a rather enjoyable one at that…

No, seriously, if you slapped the Daemoncrats with a carbon tax for all of the noxious gasses that they’ve been spewing concerning the impeachment of His Most Noble, Glorious, August, Benevolent, and Legendary Celestial Majesty, the God-Emperor of Mankind, Donaldus Triumphus Magnus Astra, the First of His Name, then you’d EASILY be able to close the ENTIRE budget deficit for this year – and every year thereafter.

This, my friends, is what Leftist politics looks, sounds, and smells (ewwwww….) like:

Essentially, a disgusting, pasty, gooey mess that hits you in the face with the stench of rotten eggs, shame, and misery.

Seriously, guys – SOCIALISM: NOT EVEN ONCE.

Oh, and also, for all of those people out there who deny that horrible things happen in this world because of man-made emissions – I give you Rep. Eric Swallowswell, and rest my case.

And for those who think that Eric Swalwell didn’t let that one rip, I’ll bet you’re the kinds of idiots that think that Jeffrey Epstein actually did kill himself. Honestly, you morons will believe anything those shitheads in the (((media))) print and say…