As pretty much everybody reading this knows by now, a Russian chap by the name of Ashot Gabrelyanov developed an Android app called MakeApp that allows the end-user that applies filters to photos of women (and men, of course) and uses some clever algorithmic mumbo-jumbo to either add or subtract makeup from a given face.
The results, when applied to a lot of left-wing women, are hysterically funny.
Ana Kasparian from The Young Turks was particularly annoyed by her results:
Jennifer Lawrence looks quite hideous too:
Even my beloved Kate Beckinsale gets wrecked by this thing:
The #haggening is the best thing to happen since Trump got elected. pic.twitter.com/8Bcym1LySj
— Bing Bing Wahoo! (@OnlyOneGender) November 15, 2017
My Lord, my God, what have we done…
And yet, one of the best things about this app has GOT to be the way that it completely destroys the mentally deranged nonsense of transgenderism:
Trannies hate him: Man destroys Transgenderism with this one simple trick. #MAKEAPP pic.twitter.com/khrTzZDdj8
— InquisitorPepe (@Inquistorpepe) November 15, 2017
And what happens when we process someone truly evil, truly terrifying, like the Hilldebeast, through the app? Well:
So i ran @HillaryClinton through the #makeapp and was unsurprised. Makeapp is 100% spot on pic.twitter.com/eAkvsU4BCs
— Baghdad Ted (@BaghdadTed) November 15, 2017
However, no amount of makeup can fully disguise a really hot girl, as Taylor Swift shows us:
Haha! I knew it! I knew that even without the make up Taylor Swift is still a total hottie #makeapp #TaylorSwift pic.twitter.com/rOacDfysPl
— Old Mother Goose (@hammerfluff) November 15, 2017
Note- I am NOT saying I like Taylor Swift. I really don’t. I don’t listen to her music and I don’t care for the fact that she’s had a revolving door of boyfriends (read: if she had as many pricks sticking out of her as she’s had stuck in her, she’d look like a porcupine). And I have no doubt that she is an annoying leftist thot.
Doesn’t change the fact that she is very hot.
But now let’s see what happens when we apply the same idea to a picture of the almighty God-Emperor:
I don’t see what’s the big deal about this #MakeApp pic.twitter.com/GDWQbE3vFz
— Paul (@Spaced_Cowboyy) November 15, 2017
Yep, that’s about right. Do NOT mess with Trump-Muad’dib.
This Ashot Gabrelyanov chap deserves a damn Nobel Prize. We shitlords haven’t had this much fun triggering the living shit out of our liberaltard friends since… well, since the God-Emperor’s epic victory last year.
UPDATE: Speaking of the God-Emperor, what do you suppose would happen if we were to run the same filter on the women in his life?
Melania and Ivanka:
WYB? Even though Ivanka Kushner there is in her mid-thirties and Melania is in her mid-forties?
I dunno about you, but for me at least, the answer is a resounding “yes”.
Then again, I’m a real sucker for Eastern European women- and remember that Ivanka is herself half-Czech. Their genetics and dispositions- in their native lands, anyway- are something else entirely.
What this exercise also tells us is that the God-Emperor’s epic Chadness clearly rubs off on both his lovers and his offspring. Evidently, with Alpha genetics like that, the progeny of Donaldus Triumphus will be able to conquer and pillage for many years to come.
So what happens when we take a woman who isn’t Eastern European and whose N-count is, as far as anyone can tell, below 5 (even if she was married and divorced once), and run it through the the app?
Yep. Just goes to show- a truly beautiful woman doesn’t actually need much, if any, makeup.
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…And I have no doubt that she is an annoying leftist thot.
With the exception of James Woods, I've noticed the few celebrities who are reluctant to talk politics tend to be more right-leaning.
Eh, I dunno. Even if Swift isn't one of those, at least she has the sense to keep her opinions to herself.; a liberal who's actually capable of minding their own business is pretty close to being a conservative anyway.
It's possible. She seems to keep her head mostly down and out of politics, so good for her. She's got more sense than 95+% of the famous young women of her generation in that respect- even if she doesn't have the sense that God gave a honey badger when it comes to men.