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Monday morning Pattman Pandering

by | Aug 24, 2020 | Mondays, Uncategorized | 2 comments

Bloody hell, not again. Where does the weekend go?!?

Oh yeah – wherever the empty wine bottles, plural, that I consume during the week go.

Well, I suppose we ought to make the best of a bad situation, with the Great Mondaydact Browser Buster, as always. And we start with the freshly dropped trailer for The Batman, starring Robert Pattinson as the titular character:

I have mixed feelings about this one.

On the one hand, the violence, savagery, and brutality of the canonical Batman are all present and accounted for. As are his detective skills and patented ruthlessness in pursuit of justice. The toys and technology and awesomesauce gadgets are there. All well and good.

On the other hand… there does appear to be a whole lot of identity politics bullshit involved too. Jim Gordon is now Black, for absolutely no good reason. Plenty of WAMMENZEZ! to be found throughout. And there is no getting past the fact that large parts of that trailer look like ass because of those horrible red-light special effects.

On top of which… am I the only one who thinks that EmoSparklyVampireBitchface Pattinson looks way too reedy to play Bruce Wayne, and especially the Batman?

I dunno… I miss BatBale. In my mind, he stands out as the best big-screen version of the Bat, ever. Feel free to trash my opinion in the comments.

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His Most Illustrious, Noble, August, Benevolent, and Legendary Celestial Majesty, the God-Emperor of Mankind, Donaldus Triumphus Magnus Astra, the First of His Name, the Lion of Midnight, may the Lord bless him and preserve him, is ditching US taxpayer support for abortions outside of their own country:

“President Trump is the most pro-life president in history, and he backs up his pro-life commitments with real action,” a senior administration told Breitbart News. “We’re proud that we continue to support women and girls abroad and conduct and fund rigorous, cutting-edge scientific research at home while standing firm for the dignity of unborn life.”



Officials on the call also touted Trump’s dedication to “defending unborn life around the world” and that the due diligence done in researching this issue of putting pro-life policies into foreign policy shows that “pro-life policies do not stand in the way of health care for women.”



Officials on the White House call with reporters announced the release of two reports — one from the National Institutes of Health Report on the Human Fetal Tissue Research Ethics Advisory Board- FY2020 and the Review of the Implementation the Protecting Life in Global Health Assistance Policy as mentioned earlier.



A senior administration official noted that the results of the ethics advisory board are in stark contrast to what President Bill Clinton did shortly after his election in 1993 on the 20th anniversary of the U.S. Supreme Court decision that made abortion on demand the law of the land.

I’m well aware that a lot of people on the Right have wearied of Trump’s hyperbole and bloviating and constant tweetstorms. I get it. I know that the man’s ego and bluster overshadow his real achievements.

But if you don’t believe in miracles, I put it to you that the fact that a billionaire hedonist and playboy from New York F***ing Shitty is now President of the United States of America, and has done more to defend the True Faith than ANY President before him, is proof positive that the Big Man Upstairs is still working wonders and doing great things through broken and Fallen men.

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#BasedTucker is based:

Tucker truly outdid himself with that rant – and given the way he’s been tearing up the cable ratings for the past few years, that’s saying something. His is pretty much the only voice on FOX that I actually care about – Ingraham is great, but she’s still nowhere near Tucker’s level, and Hannity basically just repeats GOPe talking points.

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Mark Dice looks at the ways in which Big Tech continues to wage its collective war on free expression and thought:

That is going to end extremely badly for them. It is a basic reality of life that the more you suppress the truth, the harder you get BITCH-SLAPPED by it when the suppression stops working.

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Tim Poole reckons that the Daemoncrat selection of one Camel-Toad Harris as running mate for Sleepy Creepy Uncle Joe has basically handed the God-Emperor an EPIC LANDSLIDE VICTORY on par with the 49-state sweep of St. Ronald Magnus of the Right in 1984:

HAIL Ronald Magnus! HAIL God-Emperor!

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Dave from Blue Collar Logic explains how Kamala Harris’s nomination as the real Presidential candidate for the Daemoncrats is a big win for the San Francisco political machine – and a huge loss for the Daemoncrats in general:

And Jason points out that racial pandering is not a winning strategy:

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Bill Whittle and his friends discuss the death of the gig economy in Commiefornia:

Uber and Lyft and similar companies have done a phenomenal job of transforming their industries, no question. Uber in particular has destroyed the monopoly stranglehold that taxi unions and companies had over inner-city transportation. And that’s a Very Good Thing.

The way that they treat their drivers, however, is abominable. And they thoroughly deserve to be held accountable for their miserable treatment of the people that, whether they admit it or not, work for them.

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Loads of great stuff from The Male Brain this week, as always. We start with a video from John Stossel comparing the God-Emperor’s spending to Sleepy Creepy Joe Biden’s potential spending habits:

And another one from the same about how the anti-racists are by far the biggest racists of all:

Let’s be clear about something. Calling racist people what they are, is pointless. They KNOW they’re racist. They don’t give a shit. That’s why that nonsense about how “Daemoncrats are the REAL racists!!!” is such stupid and ineffective rhetoric.

You’re far better off insulting them for their inability to meme, their lack of masculinity (for the men), their lack of attractiveness (for the women), and their general inability to comprehend basic logic (e.g. the fact that the “B” in LGBTQWTFISTHISSHIT directly contradicts the first “T”).

Moving on – if you have ever wondered how to be maximally offensive, read on:

Growing up is hard – but it’s necessary and absolutely worth the effort:

Here’s one from Joker about the Netflix film Cuties, which has just about everyone who watched it absolutely infuriated from the overt sexualisation of pre-teens:

I watched the actual trailer. I refuse to embed it or link to it here. It’s DISGUSTING. If you want to go look it up on Netflix, you can – and you’ll actually be heartened by the comments. It has 3.6 million views, and a NINETY-SEVEN PERCENT DISLIKE RATIO.

That video may well go down in history as the most hated video of all time. Such things go a long way in restoring one’s faith in humanity.

Also, it’s worth remembering that the film itself is a French movie that sexualises teens from what appears to be the African Muslim immigrant community within France. So basically, the filmmakers pissed off precisely the demographic that will happily hack them apart with machetes for blasphemy. Nice job there, guys.

This one’s a classic – it basically shows you what a man’s life would be like if it were a video game:

The subsequent episodes from studioJoHo are a lot of fun to watch as well, but they’ve never topped the brilliance of the original. It also goes without saying that the subsequent episodes got VERY blue-pilled in a very big hurry.

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Joker over at Better Bachelor has a hilarious take on a story where life imitates comedy:

The original story, which is probably apocryphal, originates from Germany, of all places – which puts paid to the well-disguised myth that Germans have no sense of humour. (They absolutely do, it’s just a very… quirky one.)

And apparently it’s actually a true story, the kind that you would not expect the notoriously straight-laced hidebound Germans to be behind.

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Tree from Tree of Logic had a LOT to say about tradthot Tomi Lahren’s Instagram implosion:

I covered that debacle myself. Unsurprisingly, Tree agrees with and amplifies upon a lot of what I said.

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Paul Ramsey has a powerful message of hope in these troubled and difficult times, even as the entirety of the never-to-be-sufficiently-cursed (((media))) establishment lies through its collective teeth:

He is, once again, completely right. Do not avert your eyes from the truth. Do not shy away from seeing reality as it is, in all of its horror and glory. Do not allow yourself to be persuaded by insidious and comforting lies about Black and White race relations.

Blacks have made it absolutely clear that they will not be part of White civilisation. They will not police themselves. And while the vast majority of Blacks are certainly law-abiding, good, decent people, they simply won’t do much to remove the bad apples among them – with some very honourable and good exceptions, like Jesse Lee Peterson and others.

But our battle is fought on a spiritual as well as a physical plane. And while our losses in the physical realm are grievous and terrible, the worst thing that we can do is lose hope and give in to despair. Our very spirits are being weighed and measured, and our physical acts will be counted along with our spiritual ones when the time comes.

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PJW shows how New York F***ing Shitty is seriously earning its name – and how the Great Scattering will begin, starting from the Big Apple:

I lived in and around NYC for 12 years. I cannot help but feel that Divine intervention forced me out of there just in time, before the entire place went balls-first into the shitter thanks to the twin morons, de Blasio and Cuomo. But I feel genuinely bad for my friends from my martial arts school, who are based there and cannot get out.

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Lord Razor of the Fist Clan shows us all very clearly that the never-to-be-sufficiently-cursed (((media))) is fully in the tank for Sleepy Creepy Joe Biden:

I used to joke about shooting reporters and journalists for treason. I have a shirt that I bought a year or so before my unceremonious exit from the USA with the words, “ROPE. TREE. JOURNALIST. SOME ASSEMBLY REQUIRED.” written on the back. Before I had to leave, I wore that very shirt and did a slow lap around the global headquarters of the New York Slimes on 8th Avenue in Manhattan, just for shits and giggles.

I’m long past joking about such things. I genuinely believe that most – not all – reporters and journalists working for the mainstream (((media))) are guilty of treason at this point, and deserve to be tried and executed if found culpable, which most of them ABSOLUTELY WILL BE.

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China Uncensored reports on the shutdown of the CCP propaganda spreaders known as the Confucius Institutes in the USA:

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America Uncovered explains that, if the entirety of the whorenalist class thinks that the God-Emperor has suffered a catastrophic defeat at the hands of the United Abominations, then that’s probably a pretty good sign that things are going great for him:

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Jared Taylor from American Renaissance shows the truth behind Black-on-White crime:

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Terrence Popp offers his hilariously trenchant take on Camel-Toad Harris joining the Biden campaign as the Veep pick:

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Midnight’s Edge reveals the viewership numbers of Star Wrecked: Lower Poopdecks, and they are truly appalling:

There is also some rather fascinating movement of the chess pieces behind the scenes at Warner Bros. and AT&T which indicates that the mostly AWFUL DCU on film is being comprehensively trashed, and a far more fan-friendly and effective universe of films is on the way:

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Overlord Dicktor Van Doomcock has some extremely interesting rumours coming out of LucasFilm that suggest that George Lucas himself is coming back to take charge of things and put some serious innovations back into the franchise and production processes:

Production and technology innovations are in fact George Lucas’s greatest strength. He was never a great director – anyone who suffered through the prequel trilogy, i.e. ALL of us, can attest to that – but NOBODY can match his phenomenal ability to come up with previously undreamed-of technologies and techniques for filmmaking.

Consider: he created the original STAR WARS on a shoestring budget of $11m, and during the filming he realised that existing technology simply did not meet the needs of his film. He had to invent a huge number of new sound, film, video editing, and computerised production techniques – in the mid-1970s, when computers were so limited in terms of processing power and memory that your average digital watch today could outperform many of the top computers of the time.

And he did all of that. His legacy still stands today with Skywalker Sound, Industrial Light & Magic, THX, and all of the plethora of technological achievements that those companies built.

Add on the fact that George Lucas now has tremendous incentive to save his own creation from the horrors that the Devil Mouse has inflicted upon it, and we have a very interesting set of scenarios unfolding before us.

Also – did anyone think 20 years ago that someday the prequels would be considered GOOD by comparison to any possible future sequels?!?!

The Devil Mouse’s most lasting impression on the STAR WARS saga may well be the redemption of George Lucas’s reputation. And that is astonishing in and of itself.

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Gary from Nerdrotic is DONE with Commiefornia, which is pretty much the only thing that he shares in common with the wealthy liberal asshats who have done so much to RUIN the state and are now fleeing it in droves:

Commiefornia is experiencing a dramatic and terrible hollowing-out, as are most of the worst-run cities in America. And in all honesty, I’m serious when I say that I think Commiefornians should be walled into their own state and that the state should be forcibly ejected from the rest of the Union.

It’s not nearly that clean, obviously. Large sections of California are in fact quite dark red, especially in the north of the state. It’s probably best to allow those Republican-voting, Christian, conservative ranchers and farmers and military types to evacuate as fast as possible, and send them over to, oh I dunno, Texas or Florida, and then slam the borders shut and seal in the liberal idiots as fast and hard as possible.

On the plus side… if California gets chucked out of the Union, hard, that means we no longer have to suffer from overly acidic Californian wine!!! EVERYBODY WINS!

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The Drinker reviews a movie that has actually aged rather well in the 25 years or so since it was released – the Sylvester Stallone action vehicle Demolition Man:

It is, in fact, a very good action film and I really like it. Yes, it’s monumentally stupid in some ways, but it’s also a hell of a lot of fun to watch and it’s actually quite funny.

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Your “Science is F***ING WEIRD” moment of the week comes from Dawn Pine and concerns some interesting research that upends the conventional wisdom about how Alpha males lose their status over time and can no longer maintain their socio-sexual status:

In many primate communities, one male is dominant for a period, during which he fathers most of the troop’s offspring. With advancing age, however, he has increased difficulty maintaining his status. Eventually, he is challenged and deposed by a younger buck.



It was expected, therefore, that the high-ranking macaques on Monkey Island would father more offspring than those lower down in the pecking order.



However, the research showed that this was not the case. The life expectancy of the males there is 14.4 years, the maximum lifespan being 29. “Older males had significantly lower reproductive output, particularly those aged 18 to 21 years” the study revealed. Alpha-male monkeys produced “very few, or no, offspring”.



“Maids, when you’re young, never wed an old man” the song warns, but female macaques don’t shun elderly suitors in favour of younger ones. Old males had equal, or higher, access to receptive partners. Nor had they ‘lost their falorum’ or ‘their dingdorum’; they were observed copulating more often than younger studs. “Ageing rhesus macaque males do not have erectile issues”, the researchers said.



The causes of reproductive senescence on Monkey Island, must therefore be ‘post-copulatory’. Perhaps the sperm of older studs is of inferior quality, or the offspring of elderly fathers die in infancy.



Zoologists tend to correlate copulations they observe with subsequent paternity; but “our results indicate that behavioural observations of mating behaviour are not reliable indicators of male reproductive output and should not be used”, the researchers say.

I must point out here that it is a very bad idea to take research from monkeys and apes and immediately apply it to humans. If you read C. R. Hallpike’s Do We Need God to be Good?, you’ll basically observe a highly esteemed and accomplished anthropologist doing things to the entire field of evolutionary biology that are illegal in all 50 states and are probably outlawed under the Constitution as “cruel and unusual punishment”.

As Prof. Hallpike points out in that book, humans are far beyond apes and monkeys in terms of our social evolution and ability to interact with each other. It is dangerous to take conclusions taken from biological studies and apply them to humans, as Prof. Hallpike demonstrates repeatedly and with brutal force.

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Your long read of the week is an instant classic column from our friend Aaron Clarey about how feminism has been a huge boon to his ability to make a living, even as he absolutely hates its results:

Much as you may or may not detest feminism, you have to give it one thing. It’s certainly popular and very successful within western civilization. Nearly every woman (and man) will claim to be a feminist. Law has been created to give women preferential treatment in society via affirmative action, lowering of standards, and quotas. They’re still not getting drafted. They receive 5 times the amount in scholarship aid for college. They have total and complete control of reproduction. And the judicial system is heavily biased in their favor when it comes to family/divorce (check out the “Duluth Model”).



And this says nothing of the social acceptance, celebration, even enforcement of feminism at nearly every stage and aspect in western life.



You cannot hear anything but applause and accolades about women from kindergarten-till-death. Women are encouraged to do anything and everything, with no regards to reality or feasibility. Corporate America, the education system, media, and all our institutions celebrate women and feminism. Single moms are heroic. Fat women are beautiful. We even tax our population to create entire educational programs and work programs so that women can be employed in completely fabricated industries (social work, academia, non-profits, activists, etc.) so society’s unproductive women can feel good about themselves too. Feminism has gotten so popular, so imperative, that when Blasey-Ford accused Justice Kavanaugh of sexual assault, we were told to ignore the lack of evidence, let alone the concept of innocent-until-proven-guilty, and just “believe all women.” Feminism is not just “very popular.” It is totally and completely popular as it now trumps reality, sanity, and ethics in many cases.



But there are costs to such a skewed, warped, and ultimately, wrong, environment. You can’t have a binary species where one sex is exalted and the other vilified, one sex celebrated and the other ignored, or one sex living at the expense of the other. Because no matter what hack social theories these social scientists and feminists pulled out of their privileged suburbanite asses these past 50 years, it doesn’t undo 2 million years of human evolution. Men and male nature have to be considered for society to function. And so what has happened is our matriarchal-skewed society has raised generations of men in the eyes of what women want…just not what they want to fuck or fall in love with.



And I need to state that again, because it’s very important.



Feminism has successfully raised several generations of men that they want, NOT what they want to fuck or fall in love with. And here is where the men are beating a path to my Lucy-Lemonade-Stand door.

Feminism has been nothing short of a disaster for the entire world. There is going to be a massive reaction in the opposite direction, and there will come a time when the Western world renounces the laughably stupid ideas that it once held about how women need to be in positions of power and must be given the vote.

About the best thing that can be said for feminism is that it forced men to treat women better – but at tremendous social and cultural cost. I would argue that the price is far greater than the benefit.

Yet there are plenty of benefits to be had, even so. And Cappy is one of those men finding ways to benefit from the chaos that women have sown among us.

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Linkage is good for you:

And some more from Dawn Pine:

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The Neo-Tsar may or may not have been responsible for the poisoning of one of his staunchest critics, Alexander Navalniy:

It is very much worth remembering that all of this breathless Western whorenalist hype about Navalniy being a “serious rival” to Putin’s power is absolute horseshit. He’s nothing of the sort and never was.

The Russian people neither know much nor care about him. That is not to say that Putin is universally loved in Russia – he certainly is not. But there are effectively NO serious contenders to stand against him in the Duma or the Presidential elections, whenever they are held. There is simply no one else who can take him on, or perform the role that he has for so long.

One must also keep in mind the fact that Putin is not quite the ruthless totalitarian dictator that everyone thinks he is. Take it from someone who has spent a pretty decent chunk of time living in Russia, among and with Russians, and who speaks Russian (albeit quite badly):

You are MORE FREE in Russia than you are in the UK and much of the urban USA.

That’s the simple truth of it. Russia is a tough, harsh, beautiful, rugged, and challenging country populated by good, decent, kind, big-hearted people who have multiple problems and flaws. But they are, by and large, free, within certain limits. And once you actually look closely at those limits on speech, movement, employment, taxation, and other things, you’ll quickly realise that in Russia you are more free in many ways than you are in the USA.

Yes, the Russians lack the dynamism and optimism and often insane work ethic of their American counterparts – that’s a fact. But they also lack the priggishness and moral hypocrisy that characterises so many urban (though not suburban and rural) Americans.

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History lessons of the week:

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With HALO Infinite dropping later this year, it’s worth doing a recap of all of the lore and the timeline thus far:

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Wazzocks gonna wazzock:

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Kitchen Nightmares with the Angry Scot:

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Comedy hour:

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Pics, guns, girls, starting with some good stuff from Dawn Pine:

A few from Kim du Toit from last week:

Onward:

IMPEACH HIM FOR… uh… well… can Congress impeach him?

I mean, yeah, they tried that idiocy already, but that’s the thing about idiots – they never learn from their mistakes.

These next few play on the same theme, and they’re hilarious:

This is the best that the Biden campaign can do:

This one had me howling with laughter:

It’s absolutely true! Look!:

Firearms Forum Forum Read Thread Two Dummies - From: Stu Wayne

I’d love to see Jeff Dunham, who strikes me as a serious conservative judging by what he says on stage, do a skit involving Biden and Walter.

I call bullshit on this next one:

Sorry, but the Neo-Tsar is in RUSSIA. And anyone who pays attention to my Friday T&A pages knows damned well that Russian girls are some of the most gorgeous and stunning in the entire WORLD:

Putin warns 'peace is very fragile' at Russia Victory Day ...

America – F*** YEAH!!!:

MOLON LABE, MOTHERF***ERS!:

That’s why we call them the Clown News Network.

News headlines this week suggest that Floriduh Man is high on his own supply – and is getting his friends involved:

Your “Butt Hurt” moment of the week:

Your “Dalai Llama” moment of the week:

Your “But Bears Can Eat More Humans Than Humans Can Eat Bears” moment of the week:

Your “Schrodinger’s Cat” moment of the week:

Your “Traditional Medicine” moment of the week:

Your “Two-Timing Frog” moment of the week:

I’m so old, I remember how funny Calvin & Hobbes was.

Americans aren’t the only ones who find this hysterical:

This next one is highly useful for hippie and Pantifag population control:

Whoever was responsible for this next one is MY HERO:

Remember how those guys at Yale invented Schroedinger’s Cat? They might regret it very soon:

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Your Dog of the Week is the epic Doberdane cross-breed:

Top 10 Awesome Doberman Mix breeds (Cross breeds)

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Gym beast props this week go to the MMA GOAT, Georges Saint-Pierre:

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Buakaw Beatdown of the Week:



I’m not sure what is more terrifying about Buakaw – the sheer power and force behind his strikes, his relentless brutal pace, or the fact that he’s a GENIUS at reading his opponents in the ring.

When, not if, SkyNet goes sentient, you can expect the future Terminators to be programmed to fight like Buakaw. Which is a thought that should make you shit your pants.

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Jesus loves knockouts:

Students of kickboxing and muay thai could learn a great deal from the man in that video:

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The fight between Israel “The Last Stylebender” Adesanya and Anderson “The Spider” (also: GOAT) Silva really was a passing-of-the-torch point in time, and Silva himself said as much to Adesanya in the cage. It was also hugely entertaining:

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Synthwave keeps things chillaxin’:

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#MetalForever

Lord but I love HELLOWEEN. Every single album they’ve ever released has ranged from solid to amazing – except Pink Bubbles Go Ape and Chameleon, obviously. And watching the reunited lineup, with Kai Hansen and Michael Kiske, performing legendary old songs on stage, is just a mind-blowing experience.

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And finally here is your Instathot to get you off to a good start this week. Her name is Jenna Lee, age 27 from Dallas, Texas, and looking at her, all I can say is… God Bless Texas!

Of course, Instathot is thot, as we all know, which is why she evidently only has five poses and most of them involve showing her (admittedly very shapely) rear end while looking over her shoulder. The words, “one-trick pony” come to mind here.

Anyway, that’s it for this week, boys. Off to work with ye now.


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2 Comments

  1. TechieDude

    I've had no attention span for Tomi Lahren. That's some funny stuff right there. The don't normally get to that state for another five years or so. I don't know a single dude that would put up with her. They'd hit it if they could, but they'd never commit to anything.

    Her lack of self awareness, and awareness of the market and her place in it is hilarious. She's still got a few years, but is poisoning the well, so to speak. As she's bitching, the good ones are wifing up. Hell, she flaked on a dude. Why would anyone go down that path again?

    There was a christian woman that played that hold out your worth it card. She recently got married at like 53. I think I read that on Dalrock.

    What's the over/under on her giving up and adopting a black baby?

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    • Didact

      Yeah. Tomi is SALTY AF about men in general, when in reality she is the problem. It's extremely funny to see her adopt these attitudes given that she's only 28 – she hasn't quite smashed into the dreaded Wall just yet, but she's not that far off either.

      What's the over/under on her giving up and adopting a black baby?

      I'm not taking the other side of that bet – given Tomi's actually liberal positions on most things and her relentless civnattery, I'd put the probability at close to 80%. She's another Charlize Theron in the making, and no mistake.

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