Argh, it’s Monday again. Hopefully you all had a decent weekend – mine felt like it whizzed by WAY too fast, and I very much suspect I got shortchanged somewhere. It is a wearisome and dreary thing to drag oneself off to work after a weekend of peace and quiet, especially at the very beginning of the year, but them’s the breaks, I suppose.

Fortunately, the Great Mondaydact Browser Blaster is here to break the tedium, to the extent possible.

It so happens that, if your name happens to be Kevin McCarthy, and you are a Republicuck from Clownipornia, then this particular Monday is probably a happy one. After all, this is the same McCucky that just won the post of Speaker of the House of Representatives – after the most entertaining battle for that position in something like 160 years:

To me, the Speaker post is a booby prize if there ever was one, especially given how fractious and broken the USSA is today. But, it must be said, getting the post should not be a coronation.

#BasedTucker expands on this point at considerable length, several times, down below. I agree with him completely on the subject. The reality is that being Speaker should require a man (yes, a MAN) of integrity and principle, who stands up for effective policies that defend the liberties and rights of the people against the States, and against the Executive and Judicial branches of government.

That, after all, is the entire POINT of a Federal constitutional republic – which is what America used to be, and which was the source of its true greatness.

This is precisely what America no longer is – it is a tyrannical empire, masquerading as a democracy. And McCarthy is but another symptom of the rot that has taken root within its core.

I no longer care whether the USSA survives – it does not deserve to do so. I believe McCucky will make zero difference whatsoever, and will renege on most of his promises as soon as he is able. Nor do I think that the Republicucks will make any real changes while they are in power – it is a signature law of politics that “conservatives” are squishy creatures at best, and traitors at worst, to their base and their principles, while progressives have a unity of purpose and a strength in numbers that we on the Right can only marvel at, without ever really being able to emulate it.

The sooner the USSA falls and collapses, the better off the world will be. But that Fall will be terrible, and its ruin will be great. This House Speaker circus – entirely justified and necessary though it is – happens to be simply one more step along that road.

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Dawn of Battle

The Male Brain has a packed show for us today. We start with even more secrets from the Small Hat Tribe that help make them successful in business from Berel Solomon:

They are actually all very good universal tips and pointers. Of course, he left out the most important one:

Hire and promote and network with your own kind at the exclusion of others.

This is NOT an exclusively Jewish business practice. Literally every race does it – except, for some bizarre reason, Whites. I’ve never understood why. Indians, for example, are notorious for being hired by Whites, then coming in and hiring bazillions of their own race, and then imposing their own utterly broken caste system in the workplace. It always ends with customers bitching about shitty products and lousy service – and yet no one stops to ask why Indians act like that.

The Chinese and the Arabs are every bit as bad – the Chinese are worse, in my experience – and I have seen more than one Black manager who only ever hired fellow Blacks. It is not new, or unique, or surprising.

The Propp Shop wonders what STAR WARS IV: A New Hope might look like if it were filmed at the height of the Britishe Empyre’s power:

Moon explains the hidden reality that Heisenberg tried to teach us all:

Cracked Facts continues the efforts of the formerly-wokeified Cracked to rehabilitate themselves with “facts” everyone knows that just aren’t true about the horizontal mambo:

Nerdstalgic explains why Jim Carrey is irreplaceable:

Personally, I’d say Robin Williams is a better candidate for that sort of reverence, but that’s me. We’ve got memes on the subject for you too – scroll down a bit for those.

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Poli-ticking Off

Mark Dice celebrates the failures of RINO McCarthy to win the House Speakership on his first 14 tries:

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The dynamic duo over at Redacted unpack the latest not-vaxx data, and their shocking implications as to how much the DoD knew about the dangers of the jab:

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Jackson Hinkle thinks the hohols doth protesteth too much about supposed “violations” of the (Orthodox) Christmas Truce by the Russians – when, in reality, the Banderites violated it as soon as it started, and never actually agreed to a truce in the first place:

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Дед Сварливый Говорит!

Grandpa Grumpuss grumps, grumpily about the tectonic shift in naval power that just took place in the past week, and the sheer absurdity of the Bradley Fighting Vehicle:

He also did a rather charming interview with Ania K from Through the Eyes of:

Ania is now in St. Petersburg – for my money, perhaps the prettiest and most cultured city on Earth, though Vienna and Budapest would likely beg to differ – and I must say, I am VERY jealous. I haven’t been to Russia in over 2 years and really want to go back.

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It’s All Greek To Us

The good gentlemen of The Duran unpack the true meaning of the NATO-sponsored strike on Makeevka, which killed 89 (so far) Russian mobilised conscripts, and how the Russians plan to react to it:

As a matter of fact, just yesterday, the Russians DID react. They launched a strike on Kramatorsk which the RuMinDef claims killed 600 Ukrainian soldiers.

It is unlikely we will ever see official confirmation of this from the Banderite side. They are notoriously tight-lipped about their own casualties – precisely because those numbers are horrifying. The Ukrainians have lost, by my very rough estimate, around 150,000 men DEAD – in the most horrendous ways imaginable. (I’ve seen the pictures. They are awful – the kinds that haunt the nightmares of people with sensitive stomachs.)

If the 404th UkReich were ever to admit to the truth about the losses their army has suffered, it would break Ukrainian morale almost overnight.

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China Syndrome

China Uncensored wonders (sardonically) why they keep getting China wrong, and come to the conclusion that everyone keeps conflating the CPC with China:

The reason they keep getting it wrong is because they ARE wrong. The CPC, for better or worse, DOES identify itself with the Chinese people, and does claim to represent them.

And, actually, given that anti-lockdown protests in China seem to have FAR more impact on Chinese goobermint policy than they ever did in the West – one has to admit, if one is being intellectually honest, that the CPC may indeed have a point.

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Winston Sterzel aka serpentza reckons the CPC wants to make your New Year suck:

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Digging to China analyses the way in which the Taiwanese are trying to respond to the CPC’s preparations for reunification – one way or another:

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The Bald Truth

Brian Berletic of The New Atlas is unimpressed by the latest tranche of weapons going from the West to the 404th UkReich:

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Semper Fi!

Maj. Scott Ritter stood up at a church in Boston and gave an amazing speech about the realities of the Banderastan War:

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Warrior’s Rage

Col. Douglas Macgregor provides his usual sterling analysis about the course of the Banderastan War, paying special attention to the fighting in Artyomovsk (Bakhmut):

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Righteous Rantery

Lord Razor of the Fist Clan notes the war for America’s soul actually dates back to its founding:

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PJW is not amused by the stupidity and mass psychosis of the Branch Covidians:

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Bad Medicine

Dr. John Campbell analyses recent data from southern PommieBastardLande about the prevalence of heart damage from… uh… strange and unknown causes:

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Dr. Vinay Prasad has a new paper out about myocarditis from the not-vaxx, and it’s a doozy:

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Warriors of Faith

Tha Dizzle and his buddies Apostate Prophet and Nuriyah Khan did a great livestream unpacking the sheer idiocy of Izzlamists trying to defend Tater-Tots, who HAS to be the dumbest “Gigachad Top-G” since Cuck Murphy:

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Dr. Jay Smith from PfanderFilms and his buddy Mel from Sneaker’s Corner discuss the quite wrong-headed view of Izzlam about the true nature of the Trinity:

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Hatun Tash, the Lioness of London looks at the evolution of Tater-Tots into a full-blown, not very smart, Izzlamist:

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Al-Fadi from CIRA International and Lloyd de Jongh continue to explain how and why Izzlamic law evolved into what it is today:

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Manly Men of Manliness

Patrick Bet-David talks about Tater-Tots – I strongly disagree with a lot of what he says, but it’s worth listening to nonetheless:

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Terrence Popp upbraids Sen. Josh Hawley for telling men to man up and get married:

I see both sides of that argument.

Sen. Hawley is right to excoriate weak men for sitting in their mothers’ basements and playing video games, watching PR0N, and smoking weed. They have checked out of society, but civilisation depends on strong men creating strong nuclear families. He is right to tell men to better themselves.

But Popp is also right about the incredibly dangerous state of the legal system, and especially about the total corruption of family courts – which people like Sen. Hawley don’t do anything to address. Popp is correct that getting married in the modern age is a gigantic risk for a man’s health, wealth, and family, and the balance absolutely must be redressed.

This is a chicken-and-egg question. You cannot fix one issue, without fixing the other. And this means making divorce, adultery, abortion, and – I’m going to go there – female education MUCH harder.

It also means inserting pro-natalist incentives and policies that maximise the chances of young men to grow rich slowly, and minimise incentives for women to whore themselves out in college by sleeping with a football team’s worth of guys before settling down in their mid-THIRTIES with some Beta cuck when their eggs have all spoiled.

There are no easy answers. The situation has gotten so bad in the West that any potential solution will enrage multiple sectors of society. The alternative to taking serious and severe action, though, is societal collapse.

I’m NOT saying the West should go full-fundy like the Taliban – because, in the first place, that is literally impossible under an actual Christian society. But certainly, governments should not be telling women to go to college and work in corporate jobs.

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Joker from Better Bachelor says that what is good for the gander, sure as shit is good for the goose

From my perspective, it is very simple. Yes, Dana White said there is never any justification for a man to hit a woman – which means he plainly didn’t think through his own statement. But if you watch the video, his wife struck him first. He responded. You can take issue with him striking back, and I can understand why people are angry about it. But the simple fact remains, she struck first, and that makes her UNQUESTIONABLY the aggressor – especially since, earlier in the video, White is trying to restrain his wife, who clearly had too much to drink.

That is not violence against women. That is restraint and self-control, which his wife chose to “reward” with escalation and assault.

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Burn Paedowood to the Ground

Midnight’s Edge explain Ruin Johnson’s supposed idea of creating a “Viking funeral” for STAR WARS with the pile of shite that was The Last Jedi:

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Overlord Dicktor Van Doomcock reckons Indy 5 is doomed:

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Ryan Kinel looks at the box office numbers from 2022, and they are REALLY bad:

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The Drinker watched something called Glass Onion so you don’t have to – and you really don’t want to, apparently:

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Reading Too Much Into Things

Your “Science is F***ING WEIRD” moment of the week is from The Male Brain, and is all about how to generate wind waves:

We present a theory of evolution of wind waves in time and space under abruptly applied wind forcing that is experimentally validated in a laboratory wind-wave tank. The model describes qualitatively and quantitatively the complex wave field development from the initial smooth surface to the finite state. The stochastic nature of wind waves is treated by considering an ensemble of coexisting unstable harmonics that grow due to shear flow instability. Breaking limits the wave growth initially; the process is then controlled by fetch-limited growth duration.

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Your long read of the week is from Pepe Escobar and discusses the return of the Belt & Road Initiative in a new and improved form in 2023:

BRI 2.0 was also already on a roll during a series of Southeast Asian summits in November. When Xi met with Thai Prime Minister Prayut Chan-o-cha at the APEC (Asia-Pacific Economic Cooperation) Summit in Bangkok, they pledged to finally connect the up-and-running China-Laos high-speed railway to the Thai railway system. This is a 600km-long project, linking Bangkok to Nong Khai on the border with Laos, to be completed by 2028.

And in an extra BRI push, Beijing and Bangkok agreed to coordinate the development of China’s Shenzhen-Zhuhai-Hong Kong Greater Bay Area and the Yangtze River Delta with Thailand’s Eastern Economic Corridor (EEC).

In the long run, China essentially aims to replicate in West Asia its strategy across Southeast Asia. Beijing trades more with the ASEAN than with either Europe or the US. The ongoing, painful slow motion crash of the collective west may ruffle a few feathers in a civilization that has seen, from afar, the rise and fall of Greeks, Romans, Parthians, Arabs, Ottomans, Spanish, Dutch, British. The Hegemon after all is just the latest in a long list.

In practical terms, BRI 2.0 projects will now be subjected to more scrutiny: This will be the end of impractical proposals and sunk costs, with lifelines extended to an array of debt-distressed nations. BRI will be placed at the heart of BRICS+ expansion – building on a consultation panel in May 2022 attended by foreign ministers and representatives from South America, Africa and Asia that showed, in practice, the global range of possible candidate countries.

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Linkage is good for you:

• Hugo Dionisio writes for The Saker about the ways in which the very dire course of 2022 presages similarly bad omens for 2023;
• The Banderites manning the 404th UkReich’s air defences managed to shoot down one of their own very few remaining MiG-29s, which is an own-goal if there ever was one;
• Larry Johnson asks a very good question as to exactly what the Banderites are hiding deep down in the massive salt-mines of Soledar, now under threat of capture by the Russian Wagner ORKestra;
• Andrei Martyanov pours scorn on Italy for caving to the West, and on Russia’s own resident sixth-columnists for failing to understand even the basic implications of Russian military innovations;
• Kevin Barrett notes the revival of religion and faith in Russia, paralleling the return to faith in countries like Iran;
• John V. Walsh looks at the legacy of “shock therapy” inflicted on Russia, which did so much to damage the country back in the “lost decade” of the 1990s;
• The bald Banderite in charge of the 404th UkReich’s Defence Ministry admits what all of us knew for some time now – Ukraine is fighting on behalf of NATO to defeat Russia on the battlefield;
• Col. Walter Cunningham, one of the original astronauts from the Apollo 7 progamme, has left us – clear skies, sir;
• Eric Zuesse documents the destruction the Fake President is wreaking on America’s economy, which amounts to a slow-motion suicide;
• Gregory Hood asks a very germane question about whether America is even a free country anymore (spoiler: NO);
• Just when you thought DC and Marvel couldn’t get any more ridiculous – Joker is now pregnant, because of course he is;
• An Indian bank executive got drunk and urinated on an old lady on a domestic flight, which gives you a small insight into how Indians behave based on their caste system;
• It’s a very good thing that the closet-homo French President and his granny-beard didn’t get a chance to determine the design of the restored Notre Dame, because what she proposed was an absolutely blasphemous outrage;
• A man who cleaned up after Izzlamist Koran riots in Sweden, and won plaudits from the whorenalists in that country, turned out to have participated in them, and got his ass arrested for it;
• The Hilldebitch, not content with wrecking entire nations, now wants to teach your children at Columbia University;
• A young female MMA star in Asia has died of Suddenly – no jokes here, I am genuinely saddened to see this and my condolences go out to her family;
• Apparently, “bee vaccines” are a thing now – anyone want to take a punt on how (in)effective those will be?;

And some more from Dawn Pine:

• A single “Iranian” drone shot down in Ukraine last year turned out to contain a bunch of parts from American companies – so clearly, ‘MURICAN SANKSHUNS WERKIN GUDD!!!;
• While the rest of us were getting completely and totally hammered on NYE as 2023 rolled in, a select bunch of crazy people on a Boeing 777 effectively travelled “back through time”, which is pretty cool;
• Your “shit happens” moment of the week – Brolon has axed the janitors at Twatter, so employees are now using their own toilet paper;
• Your “actions have consequences” moment of the week – a not-particularly-attractive Limey mother finds the parents of other kids don’t like her very much now that she’s an OnlySimps e-girl;
• Most of us are familiar with “Arab celebrations” in which people shoot lots of bullets into the air – turns out, those bullets tend to hit stuff, including flying airliners;
• It is taking severe and repeated beatings with a nail-edged clue-bat, but even the Limeys are beginning to understand the need for nuclear power to address their own energy crises;
• Speaking of the Limeys, some of them are so pissed at constant traffic jams on a narrow road that they’ve taken to erecting their own signs, because the normally intrusive Health & Safety Directorate won’t do it for them;
• Someone who still, for some reason, supports Tater-Tots – despite his own unbelievable blithering idiocy – reckons he presents an existential threat to the USSA, and the Taliban is worried about him too;
• Not like any of us needed another reason to hate KLM-Delta-Northwest, but they issued vouchers worth US$24,000 and for passengers on an overbooked flight – then cancelled the flight and reneged on the vouchers;
• If you want a novel solution to the cost of living crisis, don’t rent a flat, rent a cabin on a cruise ship;
• Your latest round of Coof alarmism involves yet another new strain which means TEH END OV TEH WURLD!!!! if you don’t wear masks and go into lockdown and so on;
• The Babylon Bee continues to report all the news that’s fit to misprint by noting Brolon’s spectacular ability to lose money makes him a real candidate for Congressman of the Year;
• You know the woketardery has gone completely up its own arse when a “non-binary” White chick who curates an art exhibition gets called on being a fake Native American and then gets pissed about it;
• Your “Rise of the Machines” moment of the week – AI is now capable of drawing serious comic art;
• IRON MAIDEN, the greatest band of all time, will now be recognised with their own line of commemorative Royal Mail stamps – which is awesome, but doesn’t mean the mail will actually be delivered on time, sadly;

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MUH RUSHIAN KAHLOOOOOZHUN!!!

The Neo-Tsar declared a truce for Orthodox Christmas, which the Banderites rejected immediately and then broke within minutes of its unilateral implementation by the Russians – and then they whined and cried about how the Russians were attacking them all through Jan 7th:

President Vladimir Putin has ordered the Russian military to impose a cessation in hostilities in Ukraine. Hours earlier, Primate of the Russian Orthodox Church, Patriarch Kirill, had called on both sides of the conflict to cease hostilities in the run-up to, and during, the Orthodox Christmas holiday.

According to the Kremlin, the truce is to last from noon local time on Friday January 6 until midnight on Saturday January 7.

“Judging by the fact that a lot of citizens who practice the Orthodox religion live in the embattled area, we call upon the Ukrainian side to proclaim a cessation of hostilities and give them the opportunity to attend services on Christmas Eve and on Christmas Day,” a Kremlin statement reads.

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Those Who Fail To Learn From History…

History lessons of the week:

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Your Great Man of the Week is General George C. Marshall, the soldier who became a statesman and helped rebuild Europe after WWII:

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HALO Nation

Wheezy holds a nostalgia party for everything that used to be great about HALO:

And now let’s watch slayergod Remy aka Mint Blitz do his thing, while discussing an amazing new mod for HALO: CE:

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Learning at the Master’s Feet

Nerd of the Rings looks at the life of Tom Bombadil:

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Bring on the Grimdark

The Remembrancer, uh, remembrances the Dark Angels:

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That’s Not Gone Well…

Wazzocks gonna wazzock:

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Kitchen Nightmares with the Angry Scot:

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Comedy hour:

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Meme Warfare

We start with a series of Jim Carrey memes from our buddy The Male Brain:

(Yup)

Onward:

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Animal Planet

Your aminules are adorkable moment of the week:

And also your animals are absolute DICKS moment of the week, to balance things out:

And finally, your “Meanwhile, in Russia” moment of the week:

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The Lords of Steel

Gym beast props this week go to Jamal Browner:

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Ass-Kicking of the Eight Limbs

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They See Me Rollin’…

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Palate Cleansers

Shuffle Off

Jump-Starts

Gingervitis Injections

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Livin’ in the Land of the Metal Gods

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Rock Out With Your Glock Out

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Hot Totty

And now, at long last, here is your Instathot to get the week started. This week’s suggestion is from Dawn Pine, who stumbled across a soccer-mad OnlySimps model (which means you can eliminate the “soccer-” prefix there) who also likes to box other OnlyThots in the ring. This is Astrid Wett (yes, really), age 21 from PommieBastardLande, and she has pretty much everything we like to see in a Monday thot – all you have to do is look at what she says about her own, uh, “extracurricular activities”.

All right, lads, back to the grind, your tax dollars need to go to Banderastan one way or another, after all.

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