It is a Law of Nature that Mondays just plain suck. We all know it, and we all have to find our own way to deal with it.
Or, you could just let your old pal the Didact help you out. What I do here is a true public service, after all.
And in this case, let’s get started as offensively as possible, in all senses of the word, by looking at a classic clip from back when Disney actually made good movies:
Apparently this clip is capable of dumping half a hundredweight of horseradish straight into the shorts of any SJW who watches it. Me, I just find it very funny. I used to watch Peter Pan as a kid and really enjoyed it, without ever thinking that it was RACISS!!! And I can watch it again now without worrying about offending anyone.
Wouldn’t that be a wonderful world, where we could all just enjoy whatever forms of entertainment that we want without having to worry about offending anyone’s ickle bitty FEEEEEEWINGS?
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I do love me some good old-fashioned British comedy:
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Well, there goes the Airbus A380:
Europe’s aerospace group Airbus has announced it is set to stop making the A380 super-jumbo after its biggest customer, Emirates, reduced the number of orders for the world’s biggest passenger jet.
Nearly 15 years after the A380’s maiden flight, the aircraft will be taken out of production, the company said in a statement on Thursday. The last of the 500-plus-seat double-deck jet airliner will be delivered in 2021.
Airbus explained its decision by the lack of customers for its flagship aircraft after Emirates decided to cut back on the order of its fleet from 162 to 123 aircraft. The airline wants to switch to smaller jets such as A330neo and A350, ordering 40 and 30 of each aircraft model, respectively. The planemaker is to deliver 14 A380s to the company before ceasing production in around two years.
“Today’s announcement is painful for us and the A380 communities worldwide,” Airbus Chief Executive Officer Tom Enders said. “As a result of this decision we have no substantial A380 backlog and hence no basis to sustain production, despite all our sales efforts with other airlines in recent years.”
The European aviation giant said the move may impact up to 3,500 jobs and cost it €463 million ($521 million) in losses in 2018.
Not to toot my own trumpet or anything, but… I told you so.
The A380 was always a giant bet on a mode of air travel that was becoming increasingly outmoded. The Europeans bet on the wrong horse, and the Americans didn’t.
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The trailer for the new live-action version of Aladdin is… um… well, see for yourself:
Honestly, at this point I’m seriously convinced that Disney is just dicking with us, to see how much crap that audiences will readily pay to ingest before puking it all out.
And yeah, that’s a disgusting mental image – but it is actually considerably less disgusting than what these big movie studios are doing to us.
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And while we’re on the subject of the stupid shit that Disney does – Dave Cullen’s Darth Vader voice notwithstanding, his analysis of Brie Larsen’s horrid personality and SJW stupidity as the hole below the waterline that will sink MCU’s Captain Marvel appears to be spot on:
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The Trap Lord shoves a Twinkie right down the oversized pie-hole of SJW fake fake news (not a typo) anchor Samantha Bee:
Good granny, but that woman is irritating. Listening to her stupid whiny voice is like having to listen to wasps buzzing around your head – while they’re stinging you.
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Remember back when MTV actually used to air interesting music videos? That was a VERY long time ago, but they used to do it surprisingly well:
Boy, that was… psychedelic, to say the least.
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Our beloved and dreaded Supreme Dark Lord (PBUH) gives a number of very useful tips to increase one’s practical intelligence:
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Fitness YouTubers are a dime a dozen these days, but one in particular stands out for the sheer level of bullshit that he puts out:
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A lot of J. F. Gariepy’s fans watched his debate with the Supreme Dark Lord (PBUH) and argued that JF “wapped ze floor” with His Voxness. The problem is that, judging by the results of JF’s debate with Jay Dyer, JF does not understand when he is simply outclassed by better debaters:
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God bless Hungary:
Hungarian Foreign Minister, Peter Szijjarto, shocked CNN’s Christine Amanpour:
“We reject multiculturalism”! “Hungary has been a Christian country for a millennium & will stay that way”
Hungary declares we will never allow an “invasion” & will defend our country’s sovereignty pic.twitter.com/YiUy6fAc47
— Amy Mek (@AmyMek) 15 February 2019
The look on Christiane Amanpour’s face as Mr. Szijjarto drops some serious truth-bombs on her is just priceless.
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Alexandria Occasional-Cortex is proving to be one of the greatest sources of entertainment that the world has ever seen:
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Pics from Power Line and other places:
Uh… excuse me? As a counterexample, I give you… exhibit LARS:
And yes, I’m well aware that Neil Peart is a GOD among drummers. He is, in fact, the subject of one of my favourite jokes.
The natural and inevitable (and correct) counterpoint to this is, of course, that there is only ONE Neil Peart. And he’s retired now.
Diversity mitt uns!!! Or whatever the French equivalent is.
Does anyone else find it mildly hilarious that an uppity Muslim female from Dirtworldistan, pretending to be American, just got schooled by a conservative imam for being a bit too lippy?
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Dog of the week – the St. Bernard:
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Gym idiots time… heaven help us:
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That abortion of a deadlift was truly horrifying to watch. Time to look at a gym beast to wash away the eye-cancer:
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Israel Adesanya’s victory over Anderson Silva was apparently quite something to watch. Judging by the highlights, I can certainly believe it. The dude is a serious demon of a striker:
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#OldSchoolMetal
I’ve been listening to Conqueror’s Oath by VISIGOTH practically non-stop for the last week or so. It’s brilliant. You could not ask for a better combination of old-school IRON MAIDEN and MANOWAR.
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Starting Instathot of the week is half-Brasilian, half-Italian, and all THOT:
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