Monday morning creature features

by Didact | Jun 16, 2025 | Mondays | 1 comment

Well, here we are at yet another Monday – and that, too, after a pretty rough weekend, where the world basically went insane for about three days. We now have yet another Forever War kicking off in the Middle East, with the usual crowd of lunatic Ziocons trying desperately to drag the FUSA into it.

As if that were not scary enough, it is, to repeat, MONDAY, which is plenty horrifying on its own.

Seeing as how this is of course an occasion to dump yet another Great Mondaydact Browser Flusher on you, let’s get started, then, with some really cool videos designed to creep you the hell out, via What Lurks Beneath:

The Mighty God-Emperor

His Most Illustrious, Noble, August, Benevolent, and Legendary Celestial Majesty, the God-Emperor of Mankind, Donaldus Triumphus Magnus Astra, the First of His Name, the Lion of Midnight, may the Lord bless him and preserve him, held a great parade, the greatest parade you’ve ever seen, nothing ever like it in the history of any country, ever, so great that everyone is gonna want to copy it, just the greatest parade of all time, okay:

You can just feel the enthusiasm from the soldiers on parade, can’t you… [/sarc]

Meanwhile, THIS is how you do real military parades:

Those ladies in the second video, by the way, are descendants of Soviet and Russian officer dynasties. Their grandfathers and fathers served as officers – and many of them died in the Great Patriotic War against the Nazis.

This speaks to the near-sacred connection that Russians have with their ancestral memories, especially of the war. You cannot understand this until you actually go to Russia and spend time talking to the ordinary people there. The reverence they have for the sacrifices of their forebears, is both inspirational and sobering.

I am going to piss off a lot of Americans when I say this, but the fact is that, compared to the Russians, the American understanding of “military sacrifice”, really doesn’t stack up. Which might explain why Ameribros keep sending their sons and daughters overseas to die in endless, pointless, totally useless “savage wars of peace”…

#BasedTucker is Based

Dawn of Battle

The Male Brain has lots for us this week – in the midst of all the craziness happening in his neighbourhood, too, which makes this all the more impressive. We start with an old guy showing us the secret of a good life, is to laugh as much and as hard as possible:

Mediaeval Mindset busts more than a few myths about the old-school church:

Damon Cassidy uncorks a bottle of controversy on the issue of the Federal minimum wage in the FUSA:

PsycHacks helps us to understand why women today are so batshit crazy and entitled:

Mind-Expanding Drugs

Para Bellum shows how the Assyrian Empire was the first great Imperial power, in the Star Wars sense:

Death Smiles At Us All…

Via Dawn Pine, here is a good one from Embracing the Dark about the power of the unchained man:

Poli-Ticking Off

Mark Dice points to the malign influence of the (((Tribe))) and their lobby in the current brouhaha over Iran:

The very-thoroughly-married couple at Redacted talk to DA KERNEL HIZZSELF! to figure out what the hell is going on with the Middle East right now:

PJW skewers the usual suspects trotting out the “mostly peaceful protests” narrative yet again with respect to Battle: Los Angeles:

Lord Razor of the Fist Clan points the finger squarely at very dumb Leftards in the current street war being waged in LA:

Veterans’ Day

LTC Danny Davis has some very sobering words to say about the latest blow-up between Israel and Iran:

With all due respect to LTC Davis, WWIII is not around the corner, it has already begun. And it has multiple fronts – the first and hottest of which is the Banderastan War. The second is the one between Israel and Iran – which Iran is likely to win.

The third… well, that could well be in China. And if Clown World thought defeating Russia or Iran was hard, then it will find the task of China to be insurmountable.

Judge’s Ruling

Judge Nap talks to Maj. Scott Ritter about the latest Iran-Israel war – you will want to turn down the volume on this one, as Maj. Ritter has a tendency to get both heated and mouthy on this subject:

MUH RUSHIAN KAHLOOOOOOOZHUN!!!

Царь Приказывает

The Neo-Tsar gave the strongest indication yet that the SMO is going to turn into a CTO very soon:

<blockquote class=”twitter-tweet”><p lang=”en” dir=”ltr”>Putin: Zelensky’s illegitimate regime is transforming into a terrorist organization, while its sponsors are becoming accomplices to terrorism. <a href=”https://t.co/ZR8Ij9RPKb”>pic.twitter.com/ZR8Ij9RPKb</a></p>— Putin Direct (@PutinDirect) <a href=”https://twitter.com/PutinDirect/status/1933285376963326120?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw”>June 12, 2025</a></blockquote> <script async src=”https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js” charset=”utf-8″></script>

Дед Сварливый Говорит!

Grandpa Grumpuss grumps, grumpily, about how Israel miscalculated, probably CATASTROPHICALLY, about its odds against Iran:

Что Дядя Стась Сказал…

Stanislav Krapivnik provides a stream-of-consciousness review of the Israel-Iran War:

Polonium

Ania Konieczek talks to Michael Tellinger about the fate of Sefrica:

Timeo Danaos Et Donna Ferentes…

The good gentlemen of The Duran explain how Iran simply has to survive the next few weeks to win the war against Israel:

Bad Medicine

Dr. John Campbell looks at the latest data linking the not-vaxxes to cancer incidence:

Dr. Suneel Dhand gives a mea culpa about one aspect of modern medicine:

Warriors of Faith

Tha Dizzle and his buddy Apostate Prophet review Lily Dawah’s rather hilariously bad performance in the debate with Avery of GodLogic:

Dr. Jay Smith from PfanderFilms and Al-Fadi from CIRA International look at the realities of Izzlamick morality, especially when Moose Limbs are in their home environments, rather than in the West:

Avery from GodLogic, plus Tha Dizzle and Jai & Daughter of Christ, take on a particularly ridiculous set of Moose Limb “reasoning”:

Wes Huff offers a resolute and robust defence of the Protestant view of Scripture as something that God, not the church, affirms and protects:

Manly Men of Manliness

Terrence Popp has had about enough of listening to modern wammenzes whining:

Joker from Better Bachelor celebrates the fact that Steven Crowder has finally realised what a raw deal marriage is for men these days:

Let’s have a round of STRAWNG INDEPENDENTISS WAMMENZES!!! posting their own Ls online, starting with Manosphere, who is finally back:

And then Manosphere Highlights Daily:

Plus Legion of Men:

And GriffinMind:

Finally, how about the Eastern perspective from China Unvarnished:

Burn Paedowood to the Ground

Midnight’s Edge reckon the Girl-Boss phenomenon has simply killed off the female-centric action franchise concept for good:

Gary from Nerdrotic agrees:

The Critical Drinker does a post-mortem on a victim of Girl-Boss Fatigue:

Reading Too Much Into Things

Your Science is F***ing Weird moment of the week is from Ancient Animal Atlas, and examines the “Out of Africa” theory of the origin of the species (humans), which is apparently mostly bunk:

Your long read of the week is from Kevin Starr, and looks at the potential effects of just three exoatmospheric electromagnetic pulse (EMP) detonations on the US power grid, and they are terrifying:

In an instant, almost every electronic device required for modern living stops working. The computers, modems, routers, programmable logic controllers, and Supervisory Control and Data Acquisition (SCADA) systems used to monitor, control, and automate complex industrial processes all go dead. All Hell breaks loose.

All rail, port, and air traffic control ceases to function. GPS and fiber optic systems fail. Planes fall from the sky. Motorized valves that control the flow of gas and oil in millions of miles of pipelines suddenly freeze, causing ruptures and explosions. Water delivery systems fail. Control is lost at refineries and offshore platforms. Major furnace and boiler explosions take place at coal-fired power plants. Control over all industrial processes and assembly lines is lost. Remote-control systems used in every industrial process suddenly cease operations.

Annie Jacobsen, in her remarkable book, Nuclear War: A Scenario[14], vividly describes what happens after a Super-EMP weapon is detonated over the central U.S. (Russian and Chinese open-source military texts describe Super-EMP weapons that create EMP E1 waves two to four times more powerful than those described in this article[15]):

“Of America’s 280 million registered vehicles, “10 percent of the vehicles on the road [are] suddenly not running anymore . . . Without power steering or electric brakes, vehicles coast to a stop or crash into other vehicles, into buildings, into walls. Stalled and crashed vehicles block lanes of traffic on roads and bridges everywhere, no longer just in places where people have been fleeing nuclear bombs but in tunnels and on overpasses, on big and small roads, in driveways and in parking lots across the nation . . . Electric pumping of fuel has just come to a permanent and fatal end . . .

There will be no more fresh water. No more toilets to flush. No sanitation. No streetlights, no tunnel lights, no lights at all, only candles, until there are none left to burn. No gas pumps, no fuel. No ATMs. No cash withdrawals. No access to money. No cell phones. No landlines. No calling 911. No calls at all. No emergency communication systems except some high-frequency (HF) radios. No ambulance services. No hospital equipment that works. Sewage spills out everywhere. It takes less than fifteen minutes for disease-carrying insects to swarm. To feed on piles of human waste, on garbage, on the dead . . .

Billions of gallons of water passing through America’s aqueducts surge uncontrollably. Dams burst. Mass flooding begins sweeping infrastructure and people away . . . thousands of subway trains, passenger trains, and freight trains traveling in every direction, many on the same tracks, collide with one another, crash into walls and barriers, or derail. Elevators stop between floors, or speed to the ground and crash. Satellites (including the international space station) shift out of position and begin falling to Earth. America’s fifty-three remaining nuclear power plants, are now operating on backup systems, have just begun to collectively run out of time.” (Jacobsen, 2024, pp. 264-267)

However, not all nuclear plants will be running on emergency backup systems.

Linkage is good for you:

Timofey Bordachyev explains that Russia is not merely winning on the battlefield, it is also winning hearts and minds through global soft-power projection, in a way the USSR struggled to do;
Dr. Mathew Maavak analyses the horrific stories of genuinely Satanic child sex abuse emerging out of Israel – the timing of these stories is suspicious, to say the very least;
Murad Sadygadze offers a bleak assessment of the potential outcomes for the Israel-Iran War;
Kanwan Sibal points out the total irrelevance of the G7 to modern geopolitics, especially in the wake of the collapse of the so-called “rules-based international order”;
Tarik Cyril Amar explains how the FUSA enables Israel’s batshit-insane war against Iran, which the Israelis KNOW DAMNED WELL they cannot win in the long run;
The Eyeties, of all people, are thinking of building a nuclear-powered aircraft carrier, which is both hilarious and terrifying as a concept – EYETIE build quality, remember;
Tobias Langdon indulges in some quite amusing badthink with respect to the LGBTQWTFISTHISSHIT crowd, as part of “Sin Month”;
OpenAI thinks it can make cloud-based AI so cheap that everyone will want to jump on board – even as the company struggles to make actual money;
Denmark is getting rid of Windows and MS Office at the top levels, and replacing them with Linux and FOSS, which is a rather good sign;
Just when you thought we had hit the limits of female degeneracy, along comes a really demented chick to make you rethink that idea;
If you loved the original WH40K: Space Marine (and I did), then the remastered version of it will be right up your alley;
And while we are on the subject of remakes – Gears of War: Reloaded, a remastered version of the very first GoW game, is just SUPER DOOPER AWESOMESAUCE AMAZEBALLS;
Playing a basically HALO 3-skinned version of HALO Infinite is a great way to remind oneself just how amazing the former game really was;
The USB-C standard started out with huge promise, but has turned into an overly complicated tangle that OEMs now have to sort out;
Using Abominable Intelligence for coding assistance might be a good idea, but it is still too rickety and error-prone to be used on a mass scale;
Going through the experience of a layoff used to be a deeply humiliating and shameful thing – believe me, I know – but now there are support groups and blogs to help with the pain;

And some more from Dawn Pine:

For anyone who thinks Izzlam is a religion that emancipates slaves, archaeology has found evidence of a slave rebellion against the caliphs, dating back to the 9th Century;
It is unbelievable that we have to write this in 2025, but it is necessary for us to point out – EATING MAKEUP IS NOT A GOOD IDEA!!!;
If you are, shall we say, quick on the draw in the bedroom, then you are likely to have lower impulse control and higher psychological distress – so says the SAYENCE, anyway;
Those who like MS Excel (like me) are assuredly not going to be keen to let our beloved spreadsheets go, just because Abominable Intelligence wants to muscle in on them;
Proving, as always, that there is no fun in Izzlam, the Iranians have extended their bans on walking dogs, to many of their largest cities;
Anti-Trump and anti-ICE protesters in LA and other cities, have been taking out their pissiness on Waymo cars, of all things;
The Israelis did us all a favour by arresting and then deporting Gretard the Titless Troll of Trondheim, who is both annoying AND ridiculous now;
You know things have gotten weird in China when unemployed youngsters are paying companies to let them simulate working in an office;
On that same note, it is quite likely that, in any given office, only about half of the people in it are doing actual work, as anyone who has ever been in that environment can attest;
The guy who had 8,000 BTC on a flash drive, which his idiot girlfriend threw away into a landfill, is going to have a film made about him – the poor bastard;
Shocking, I know, but it turns out that cult leaders groom their followers to do heinous things;
Your Floriduh Man story this week is an inspiring crossover with the legend of Frank Abagnale – well worth reading just for that alone;
An American high school student has mapped a colossal number of space objects using only AI – someone give him a full MIT scholarship already;
Supposedly, the Iranian government has ordered sports federations to declare victims of Israeli strikes as “athletes” – no idea why, but there you go;

HALO Nation

Slayergod Remy aka MintBlitz does his thing while revelling in the return of old-school HALO 3 dynamics:

I played HALO 3 as part of the HMCC group earlier today on Xbox – I greatly prefer playing it on Linux these days, as I really like the precision and control offered by a keyboard and mouse setup. And then I finally got a chance to play HALO Infinite in anger. I loved both, and I genuinely felt, for the first time in YEARS, that HI recaptured the spirit of the original games.

It took 343i TWELVE YEARS to get it right – and even then, they didn’t, not quite, with HI. But they came pretty damn close to recapturing the balls-out awesomeness of HALO 3, which, to my mind, is the single greatest campaign-based FPS of all time.

BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!!!

Imperial Iterator explains how the Adeptus Custodes work:

Big Boyz Toyz

Millennium 7 * HistoryTech rhapsodises about the coming Su-57M1 deep modernisation and upgrade, to what is already possibly the most beautiful and almost certainly the most lethal fifth-generation warplane in the sky:

Real Reporter shows how the venerable Ilyushin Il-76 keeps Russian exports alive under massive SANKSHUNS pressure:

Skyships Eng talks the A-6 Intruder:

Oh No! Anyway…

Wazzocks gonna wazzock:

Comedy Hour

Meme Warfare

We begin with some dank memes from The Male Brain:

Perspective: 3K$ is “Through the roof” in the NBA

Actually you are in stage 4 already, just not deep enough into it

I did not think of this. But now I want to know

Fighting evil in this world is a sure bet that you get into heaven

Let’s add Iran, Yemen and Afghanistan to the committee

Imagine making an elephant hate you so much, it won’t even let you rest in peace

So if Captain America is black it’s ok, but if the Black Panther is white there is outrage?
See also…

And now, as LRFotS RobertW likes to say:

The Jews won’t even allow me to drink coffee with milk after lunch

That was basically my dinner – and I still want more

Animal Planet

Your aminules are adorkable moment of the week:

Real Men Watch REAL Sports

REPS FOR JESUS!!!

Gym beast props this week go to Sanchez Dilon:

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Ass-Kicking of the Eight Limbs

They See Me Rollin’…

JUST BLEED!!!

Federer Express

Palate Cleansers

Axe Me Anything

Knives Out

Drumlines

Guitar Heroics

MOAR DAKKA!!!

Metal & Roll

Jump-Starts

Gingervitis Injections

Livin’ in the Land of the Metal Gods

Also Einstein: “I fear that someday people will post my pic on the Internet with bogus made-up quotations in Comic Sans font”

Rock Out With Your Glock Out

Thot Shots

Finally, we get to the Instathots of the start of the week. They are both plastic as an American muscle car, but without the pleasant noise – though I suspect the ride quality between them and a Mustang would be a bit of a toss-up. Just saying…

Anyway – first up, some Scandinavian chick with obvious implants:

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