What a ghastly, horrible, nasty day this is – a feckless, disgusting, miserable, awful, soul-crushing excuse for a 24-hour span. It is also known as “Monday”, and, like shingles, or the Clintons, you think you have vanquished it, but it keeps popping back up and making you feel like doing very bad things to yourself.
Fortunately, that is why the Great Mondaydact Browser Hacker exists. And today, we are going to start with some legendary diversions from the glory days of Formula 1:
The Mighty God-Emperor
His Most Illustrious, Noble, August, Benevolent, and Legendary Celestial Majesty, the God-Emperor of Mankind, Donaldus Triumphus Magnus Astra, the First of His Name, the Lion of Midnight, may the Lord bless him and preserve him, pushed through YUUUUUUGE!!! BIG BEAUTIFUL tariff increases on just about everyone else, on “Liberation Day” (so to speak), last week:
As far as anyone can tell, the calculations around these tariff rates are pretty simple:
<blockquote class=”twitter-tweet”><p lang=”en” dir=”ltr”>Flexport's team was able to reverse engineer the formula the Administration used to generate the "reciprocal tariffs." <br><br>It's quite simple, they took the trade deficit the US has with each country and divided it by our imports from that country. <br><br>The chart below shows the… <a href=”https://t.co/01bUpfKgk8″>pic.twitter.com/01bUpfKgk8</a></p>— Ryan Petersen (@typesfast) <a href=”https://twitter.com/typesfast/status/1907600619420147833?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw”>April 3, 2025</a></blockquote> <script async src=”https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js” charset=”utf-8″></script>
That does not say anything about their potential effectiveness, either way. The major question is whether or not Drumpf will use the opportunity provided by these tariffs to push for a GENUINE revival of American industrial capacity and output.
If he does, then they will have worked. If he does not, then they will be a total failure.
#BasedTucker is Based
Dawn of Battle
The Male Brain has lots to keep us busy this Monday. We start with one from The Arrow, that explains how Izzlamick “culture” (so to speak) has ruined the fighting capabilities of Arab armies:
For those interested in a secular analysis of this same issue, see the article, “Why Arabs Lose Wars” by LTC (USArmy-Ret) Norville B. Atkine, from over 25 years ago. It remains as relevant today as it was back then.
Solid jj shows what happens when you have just way too many bloody Avengers:
Dr. Orion Taraban from PsycHacks provides a nuanced understanding of “attachment theory”, which I think is long overdue:
Economics Explained shows us how financialisation destroys economies:
Alexander Grace points out that women will gladly and easily expose all the stupid things men say to them, in ways that no man would ever do with a woman (OR a man):
Prager U explains socialism in 5 minutes, and why it always – ALWAYS – fails in the end:
Agent Nesty points out some harsh realities about dating and marrying Slavic women:
I can speak from considerable personal experience here. I have dated Ukrainian and Russian women. They can be wonderfully feminine, charming, and lovely to be around. They keep themselves in good shape, take care of their appearance, and are genuinely extraordinarily feminine. And they know how to keep their men happy – whether that be in the streets, the kitchen, or the bedroom.
They are also ABSOLUTELY AND COMPLETELY BUGSHIT NUCKING FUTS.
In this, of course, they are no different from any other woman. There is no such thing as a sane and rational woman – if she exists, she is a MAN.
But Eastern European women have a particularly nasty temperament when it comes to testing their men, formed by decades of harsh competition with each other. This stems from the imbalance between gender numbers following the Great Patriotic War, where there were far more women than men in the USSR territories.
The problem is most severe in Ukraine, where the women there have evolved into hyper-feminised, hyper-sexualised examples of the females of the species. Russian women are nowhere near as bad, though they are still pretty bad.
A Ukrainian woman will happily marry you for money and a passport – they come from a totally broken culture and an extremely corrupt country. Let us face facts, a woman starving in a desert will do A LOT for a bottle of water and a pack of crackers.
But, once the Ukrainian has what she wants, in the form of financial and geographical security, that is when the testing and insanity starts. It can get violent in an awfully big hurry.
Russian women, by contrast, come from a much less broken culture, and from a country that is strong, free, independent, and (most importantly) CHRISTIAN. But it is a VERY different type of Christianity than what Westerners are used to, which means there are inevitably some significant culture clashes.
The bottom line is that no man should avoid Russian women for dating and marriage, just because they are Russian. The same DOES NOT apply to Ukrainian women – as far as I am concerned, you should and must avoid them like the plague.
Mind-Expanding Drugs
Kurzgesagt – In a Nutshell looks at the impending collapse of South Korea, based on straightforward MAFF:
Death Smiles At Us All…
Poli-Ticking Off
Mark Dice analyses the backlash over the God-Emperor’s tariffs:
The very-thoroughly-married couple at Redacted sound a very downbeat note about the possibilities of getting the Epstein and Diddy lists:
PJW despairs over the absolute state of PommieBastardLande as it becomes the Caliphate of Englandistan:
Veterans’ Day
LTC Danny Davis talks about that particularly fatuous and mendacious TNYFS article which pretends as though the Ukrainians are losing the 404 War, simply because they refuse to listen to the brilliant and talented American generals telling them what to do:
The reality and fact is that Russia is winning simply because it is BETTER AT THE ART OF WAR than anyone else is. But TNYFS cannot bear to admit this basic truth.
Judge’s Ruling
Judge Nap talks to Prof. Jeffrey Sachs about the potential damage that Trump’s tariffs might do to the US economy:
I do not agree with Prof. Sachs on this subject. He comes from a kind of standard neoclassical synthesis approach to economics, which accepts the dogma of Free Trade. I abandoned that dogma a long time ago, because the facts on the ground flatly contradict it. That does not, of course, mean Prof. Sachs has no authority or points to make.
Дед Сварливый Говорит!
Grandpa Grumpuss grumps, grumpily, about the inability of even top-ranked American generals to do basic MAFF:
Timeo Danaos Et Donna Ferentes…
The good gentlemen of The Duran dissect the nonsensical notion that the Russians are stuck in any kind of stalemate:
Bad Medicine
Dr. John Campbell is thoroughly unamused by the latest news of not-vaxx-related injuries:
Dr. Suneel Dhand has some very sensible advice about how to deal with high “cholesterol”, WITHOUT resorting to medicines that make you depressed and impotent:
Warriors of Faith
Tha Dizzle cannot quite believe how low PommieBastardLande has descended in its slavish devotion to Izzlam:
Dr. Jay Smith from PfanderFilms and Al-Fadi from CIRA International examine the reason why such huge numbers of new “converts” to the Satanic death-cult of Izzlam, leave within 2 years:
Christian Prince turns the tables on a particularly insistent and clueless Moose Limb:
Sam Shamoun spanks one deluded Izzlamist after another:
Avery from GodLogic Apologetics smacks around a Moose Limb who thinks the Trinity is illogical – not realising that his own death-cult’s scriptures have multiple divine creators, and multiple uncreated entities:
Chris At Speaker’s Corner explains the Izzlamick Dilemma in detail:
Manly Men of Manliness
Joker from Better Bachelor trots through the biggest and worst fails of the week from the WAMMENZES:
hoe_math crunches the numbers on body count:
Let’s have a round-up of STRAWNG INDEPENDENTISS WAMMENZES!!! posting their own Ls online. First up, Manosphere:
Then Manosphere Highlights Daily:
Next, Legion of Men:
And GriffinMind:
Finally, let’s get the eastern perspective, from China Unvarnished:
That last one just goes to show that female delusion is not restricted by geographical location.
Burn Paedowood to the Ground
Midnight’s Edge watches the Minecraft movie, and reckons it is actually GOOD for the film industry:
Gary from Nerdrotic revels in the total and abysmal failure of Snow Blight:
The Critical Drinker reckons the days of message-driven movies are largely done now:
Reading Too Much Into Things
Your Science is F***ing Weird moment of the week is from LRFotS RobertW, and is about how beauty affects personality and future success:
Beauty has pervasive implications for success in various domains of life. Given this broad and visible nature, whether and how a belief in the improvability of this important human attribute influences judgment and decision-making is largely unknown. We found that beauty implicit theories can produce strong cross-domain impact on risk-taking behavior. Using both hypothetical choices and real behaviors in one cross-country survey and nine experiments, including three supplementary studies (N = 4,015), we found that (a) incremental theorists, who believed that beauty is malleable and improvable, took greater risks than entity theorists, who believed that beauty is fixed, and (b) an incremental belief of beauty heightens a sense of optimism that one will achieve positive outcomes in various domains of life, which consequently promotes risk-seeking behavior. These findings demonstrate that domain-specific implicit theory (i.e. beauty in our case) can affect behavior beyond that domain (non-beauty related risk-taking).
Your long read of the week is from Martin Lichtmesz, and takes apart the theory that Brigitte Macron is a man:
So the simplest explanation is the official one: Jean-Michel from 1954 and 1964 looks so much like Brigitte simply because he is her brother. With age, the resemblance faded because Jean-Michel has gained weight and Brigitte today is a scrawny bean pole with multiple facelifts.
That would be the “Brigitte Macron is a man” theory in its essential features. I have to leave out countless details, assertions and associations that Poussard brings into play, which are without exception weak or downright irrelevant, for reasons of space and to spare the reader more rabbit hole spergery.
However, I cannot leave two particular delicacies unmentioned.
First, there is the male-to-female transsexual “Véronique”, who appeared anonymously in silhouette on a French television programme in 1977. It is striking that his voice cannot be distinguished from that of a woman (a friend of mine claims she can hear the subdued male pitch, which is impossible for me). According to the extended theory, this person is identical to Jean-Michel Trogneux and thus to Brigitte Macron.
Poussard, for example, believes that one can clearly tell from the intonation, the choice of words and the voice that they are the same person, always considering the fact that Brigitte Macron’s present voice has of course aged quite a lot since. A graphic, taken from the Audacity programme, is also supposed to prove the identity of the voices.
It seems particularly striking to Poussard and Candace (whose French is the most atrocious rape of a language I have ever heard) that Véronique uses the phrase “c’est à dire”, which Brigitte Macron has also done (and practically every living Frenchman and -woman). Véronique mentions Chopin, and decades later the French press reported that Emmanuel likes to play Chopin on the piano for his wife. Do you need more proof??
Now, if “Véronique” is Jean-Michel (and thus Brigitte Macron), then Poussard’s theory faces serious problems (which he doesn’t seem to realise). The moderator explicitly states that Véronique has already had her operation. She, in turn, explains that “women” of her kind can “copulate, but not procreate” (copuler, mais pas procréer).
However, according to official documents that Poussard not only does not doubt but incorporates into his narrative, Jean-Michel Trogneux married in 1980 and fathered two children. How was that possible if Véronique had already been “post-op”? Did she retain her reproductive organ? And did she re-identify as a man for the purpose of the wedding?
Neither Poussard nor Owens bother to explain, let alone address blatant inconsistencies and contradictions like these. They simply sweep these elephants under the rug. Poussard wriggles his way out by evasively stating that Jean-Michel and his wife “declared” these two children as theirs “whatever the materiality of the couple they formed.”
As for Jean-Michel’s children, they lead us to the second delicacy, the absolute cherry on the top of the theory cake.
His son Jean-Jacques Trogneux, born in 1982, bears a striking resemblance to Emmanuel Macron, according to the unmaskers. At least in some photos of Jean-Jacques, such a similarity can indeed be seen; see for example this sample poll video shot in a French city centre – almost everyone questioned immediately associates Macron with the image of Jean-Jacques.
But what would be the implication? Poussard only hints at it: since he also believes that there are gaps and inconsistencies in the biography of Emmanuel Macron, the whole thing implicitly amounts to the fact that Macron and Jean-Jacques Trogneux are related, possibly half-brothers, possibly both sons of Jean-Michel.
Linkage is good for you:
- Igor Makarov explodes the myth that Russia is somehow the “junior partner” in the emerging Sino-Russian Alliance;
- Petr Lavrenin investigates the truth behind the supposed “massacre” in Bucha – from, admittedly, a pro-Russian perspective, but looking at the actual evidence;
- Timofey Bordachyev points out what the Sino-Russian Alliance needs to do as the collective West collapses in on itself;
- Andrey Kortunov discusses the small open window that now exists for Moscow to reach a deal with Drumpf;
- Tarik Cyril Amar analyses the reasons why, despite its best efforts, the collective West still has not managed to start WWIII;
- Rachel Marsden shows how the kangaroo-court trial of Marine Le Pen presages the downfall of the French Fifth Republic;
- Farhad Ibragimov expounds on a similar issue now popping up in Moldova, with the arrest of Yevgeniya Gutsul, leader of the rebellious region of Gagauzia;
- PommieBastardLande is not the only country with MPs that do not show up for work – even the Russians have the same problem, and have a hard time dealing with it;
- Deborah C. Tyler muses on the causes of the skyrocketing rates of autism in the FUSA;
- Dereje Yiemeru explains why BRICS+ is now becoming central to the global economy;
- Olivia Murray shows how Clownipornia is STILL suffering for the gigantic mistakes of its “leaders”, dating back all the way to before Convid;
- Monica Showalter reckons there are both smart and dumb ways to respond to Drumpf’s tariffs;
- Andrea Widburg thinks the new Prime Minister of Canuckistan – who is an utter mediocrity and a total failure in most respects – plagiarised his thesis;
- Larry Johnson is not amused by NATO attempts to mess with Russian forces patrolling their backyard in the Black Sea;
And some more from Dawn Pine:
- Here is your ugly-ass thot of the week, who landed her fat rolls in the clink by bonking an underage boy – key word, AUSTRALIA;
- And now for another peddle file, this time from Indiana, in the FUSA – woodchipper manufacturers are about to do EXTREMELY well in the near future;
- An AI company apparently flat-out MADE UP its customer base – who do they think they are, THERANOS?!?!?;
- Your Floriduh Woman moment of the week is… just disgusting;
- The least ridiculous of the Baltic chihuahuas wants to make its women serve in the army to fight the Russians – which will give it FOUR WHOLE PLATOONS IN TOTAL to deploy;
- Green energy is a scam, as even a clean energy group is being forced to admit;
- It is always a bad idea to trust a Turkish cab driver, but it is an even bigger mistake to try to defraud a Chink tourist;
- The fact that a clown is teaching Izzlamick values to kids, tells you everything you need to know about the stupidity of their silly Satanic death-cult;
- There are now American cities that have been taken over by hardcore Izzlamists, and it should not surprise you what has happened as a result;
- America still has a lot of copper sitting under its soil – it just needs to figure out how to get to it;
MUH RUSHIAN KAHLOOOOOOOZHUN!!!
Stanislav Krapivnik – who was born in Russia, emigrated to the US, gained two degrees there, served in the US Army as an officer, and then returned to Russia with his family in 2010, and who has served in the Special Military Operation for multiple tours – explains how the FUSA is directly responsible for attacks on Russia:
HALO Nation
Slayergod Remy aka MintBlitz does his thing while discussing all things HALO-related:
BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!!!
Imperial Iterator gives us an in-depth look at the greatest of the Blood God’s champions – Kharn the Betrayer:
Big Boyz Toyz
Australian Military Aviation History talks about the legendary (and controversial) F-4 Phantom II – also known as the “Smoking Thunderhog”, which served as absolute proof that even a brick will fly, given enough thrust:
Oh No! Anyway…
Wazzocks gonna wazzock:
Comedy Hour
Meme Warfare
We begin with some dank memes from The Male Brain:
And now, as LRFotS RobertW likes to say:
Animal Planet
Your aminules are adorkable moment of the week:
Real Men Watch REAL Sports
REPS FOR JESUS!!!
Gym beast props this week go to Nathaniel Massiah:
Ass-Kicking of the Eight Limbs
They See Me Rollin’…
JUST BLEED!!!
Facefisted
Federer Express
Clean Bowled
Palate Cleansers
Axe Me Anything
Highly Strung
Knives Out
Drumlines
Guitar Heroics
MOAR DAKKA!!!
World of Tanks
Jump-Starts
Gingervitis Injections
Livin’ in the Land of the Metal Gods
Rock Out With Your Glock Out
Thot Shots
Right, let’s finally get to the Instathot for the start of the week. This here is Anna Malygon, age 22 from Kharkov, Ukraine (but probably not for very much longer – that is a RUSSIAN city, and it will eventually go home). She has several strikes against her:
- Ukrainian, therefore crazier than a bag full of pissed-off rattlesnakes, and about 10x more dangerous;
- OnlyFools “model”, therefore RADIOACTIVE on the Thot Scale;
- Tattooed;
- Hates Russians and especially The Putin;
So, as with all khokholinas – look, but DO NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES, TOUCH.
OK lads, that’s it, back to work now.
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can’t see the second F1 vidya in the US. so have a Verstappen on me. RPM is usually pretty funny, he’s just not posting much any more.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=avA7v6h_lec
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Schumi was a superlative talent, no question. but he also screwed other drivers over quite a few times in his career. and, iirc, he actually cost himself a championship by inducing another driver to rear end him UNDER YELLOW at Monaco one season.