As we saw last night, the world appears to be returning – kind-of-sort-of-really-slowly-in-a-chaotic-way – to normal. We can say this, because His Most Illustrious, Noble, August, Benevolent, and Legendary Celestial Majesty, the God-Emperor of Mankind, Donaldus Triumphus Magnus Astra, the First of His Name, the Lion of Midnight, may the Lord bless him and preserve him, has now ascended to the Cherry Blossom Throne for the second time.
It should really have been the THIRD – 2020 should have been a colossal Trumpslide as well – but we all know by now just how corrupted that election really was. The level of f***ery involved was beyond anything any of us imagined. It was precisely because of such meddling, that I expected the Daemoncrats to do the same thing this time around – I fully expected them to come up with some sort of emergency that would justify the use of gigantic numbers of mail-in and absentee ballots. This would allow them to install their new puppet into the White House, to replace their clearly misfiring and dysfunctional existing one.
I do not know yet why this did not happen. The behaviour of the Daemoncrats is most odd. I genuinely do not understand why they did not try to overthrow the election in a more concerted and obvious manner. As I wrote earlier, my hypothesis is that they realised such actions would have zero legitimacy in the eyes of half the country, and they were unwilling to risk open civil war to enforce their will.
My guess is, they will now do everything possible to subvert and destroy the God-Emperor’s new Administration in the near future. And my fear is, they will succeed – because there are real signs that T-Rex has NOT learned the most important lessons necessary from his first time on the DC merry-go-round.
But all of that is for another day and time in the near future. For now, it is time to CELEBRATE!!! Here’s to another 4 years of legendary memes, epic rhetorical flourishes, WINNING!!!! BIGLY, and Leftist tears.
First up, here is the concession speech from Heels-Up Harris – and, by the way, if you watch the live-streams of her speech, it took her TWO AND A HALF HOURS to get her pant-suited private parts onto the stage:
And here is the God-Emperor’s victory speech from last night:
PJW brings us all fresh steaming hot cups of Leftist tears:
Remember these legendary videos from 2016?
And a couple more songs along that line:
Let’s have some ultra-MAGA memes:
And finally, here is Elizabeth Pipko, age 28 from New York F***ing Shitty, but whose parents hail from Mordor Russia, and who is a card-carrying MAGA Republican. Now, there is a bit of a problem with her – she has gone right into the tank for Israel and the Gazacaust, which means her powers of judgement might be a bit suspect, given how much control the pro-Israel lobby maintains over the Republicuck Party. But, her bikini shots certainly show why we like hot conservathots around here.
Moreover, I think this is the kind of Russo-American cooperation of which we can all approve.
That being said… is anyone else getting Mia Khalifa vibes from this chick?…
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May he have no mercy upon the infestation, unlike the burning of prospero the burning of the deep state Trotskyites will be entirely deserved.
in 2016, Trump beat the brakes off of Hillary.
in 2020, Trump “lost” to Creepy Uncle Joe.
in 2024, Trump beat Kamala.
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i expect to see a Washington Post headline proclaiming that Trump likes to beat women.
Don Jr. gave us all an epic troll with that tweet right after the election about how he hasn’t seen a man beat a woman this badly since the Olympics.
Yeah, I laughed.
Wondering why they ran a retard and a commie pedo against a proven winner, no matter how ineffective he may have been?
https://x.com/timelesssports_/status/900536867279560704?lang=en
“Ship must be sinkin’…”
I think you may be right that the left didn’t want to light off a civil war over a candidate with the only claim to fame was that she had a middle class raised vagina. The fact she lost suburban women says a lot.
I think part of it was that a lot of states shored up their voting laws, and the right was ready for the cheat, so fought off what attempts there were.
Also may have been cash. Takes a few dollars to print and distribute ballots. She spent over a billion and is now $20m in debt.
There was a change in them after Trump took a bullet. That and he was open to all sorts of long form interviews. At that point they shoved her out there, well out of her comfort zone, and she blew it. They had to realize at that point she was screwed.
BTW – it’s very, very rare in this country that a VP succeeds a president. Only one I can think of was Bush 1, and that was because Reagan left him a super prosperous country.