Lord help us, it’s Monday again. The weekends go by just WAY too damned fast, and the one that whizzed by was certainly no exception to the rule. Nonetheless, it IS that dreaded day of the week, and we MUST get on with things – so let’s carry on with a bit of automotive cheer.

Or, to put things a lot less delicately – EXTREMELY HARDCORE CAR PR0N!!!

Those of you who like cars – or at least grew up watching Top Gear, as I did – are aware of the legendary Bugatti Veyron, the hypercar that legendary former Volkswagen boss Ferdinand Piech announced shortly after VW acquired the Bugatti stable. The idea behind the Veyron was to provide the engineers a chance to build something magical, something incredible, something that would shatter all the boundaries of what people previously thought possible.

And boy howdy, did they ever succeed:

Back when the Veyron made its first appearance in 2005, after 7 years in development and COUNTLESS problems and failures during the testing phases, it was like NOTHING on Earth. There had been fast hypercars before – the McLaren F-1 before it was a great example of a truly bonkers car that redefined what was possible. But the Veyron did not merely go faster than anything before it – the Veyron REDEFINED WHAT WAS POSSIBLE.

The thing had a quad-turbocharged W-16 engine, producing 1,001bhp, a 0-60 time of 2.5 seconds, and a top speed of 253mph. It had 10 radiators, a giant airbrake that doubled as a rear spoiler, and a four-wheel-drive double-clutch system that had to be developed entirely from scratch. Every aspect of the car broke boundaries and conventions.

Unlike the F-1, the Veyron was not meant merely to go fast. It was also meant to be the ultimate driver’s car – which meant it was actually very fun to drive, because it hugged the roads with ferocious grip. It cornered beautifully, thanks to its aerodynamics and design.

Everything about the car was mind-bending. People like me could rabbit on about it for weeks. Jezza hizzself practically DID:

That was just the beginning. From there, Bugatti gave us the lighter, faster, even more ferocious Bugatti Veyron Super Sport:

And then, in 2016, Bugatti gave us the successor to the mighty Veyron – the Bugatti Chiron, which was even more bonkers, even more powerful, even faster:

The mad geniuses at Bugatti even figured out how to create a longer-yet-lighter version of the Chiron that they then used to break the nigh-on-impossible 300mph barrier at Ehra Lessien:

You get goosebumps – even tears – watching that film, because you really get the sense that the car itself is alive, in a way. Those of us who love Warhammer 40,000 know all about the concept of the “machine spirit”, that is part of the Cult of the Omnissiah of the Adeptus Mechanicus – well, anyone who knows something about cars, knows that even a machine can have a soul, in a sense.

And the Chiron gave the impression of having a snarling, rampaging, infuriated MONSTER within its skin, kept BARELY in check by the capabilities and skills of the master engineers who built the thing.

Now, though, it is time to welcome the newest entry into the Bugatti stable – the 1,800bhp V-16 Bugatti Tourbillon:

That… is QUITE a machine.

However, it must be said, while everything about the Tourbillon is mind-bending – starting with the price-tag – I genuinely do not think they will ever quite top the feeling we all got when we saw the Veyron for the first time.

The Veyron truly was a Concorde moment, an Apollo-11 moonshot, a once-in-a-lifetime achievement. Everything that has come along since then, has kind of moved the goalposts incrementally – but the Veyron basically destroyed and rebuilt the entire pitch.

And what saddens me – other than the fact that the Three Wazzateers are basically done and dusted at this point, and we will never get a chance to see His Jezzness get behind the wheel of the Tourbillon and yell “POWERRRRRRR!!!” a lot – is that we may never see another moment like that again.

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The Mighty God-Emperor

His Most Illustrious, Noble, August, Benevolent, and Legendary Celestial Majesty, the God-Emperor of Mankind, Donaldus Triumphus Magnus Astra, the First of His Name, the Lion of Midnight, may the Lord bless him and preserve him, made a triumphant return to the very site where he nearly lost his life, 3 months ago:

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#BasedTucker is Based

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Dawn of Battle

The Male Brain gets us off to a right-quick start this week, with one from Moon about the secret rituals and sex-magicks of the 0.0001%:

Another one from Moon about how Toe Rogan successfully smashed the Lamestream Media cartel:

How Money Works dives into the “skills gap”, and says it simply does not exist:

Honest Ads takes on DIY furniture:

That reminds me of a bit from The Big Bang Theory – which is an AWFUL TV show, but which did have a few genuinely funny moments throughout its generally atrocious 12-year lifespan (mostly to do with Kaley Cuoco’s EPIC BOOBS in the first few seasons):

Indeed, we should remind ourselves of just HOW epic they were, back then. For, uh, science:

Of course, this was back when she had silicone breast implants, because reasons, which she later had removed, because, again, reasons.

That was what she looked like back then. Today… well:

Bloody hell. That is a full-on 300mph Wall Smash.

Uh… right, where were we? Oh, yeah. Back on track now.

Remember how we were told for so many years that eggs are bad for you and raise your cholesterol? That is all nonsense, and Nick Norwitz proved it by eating 720 of them in a single month – which resulted in a LOWERING of his LDL count:

OK, time for a rant:

Whenever you go to the doctor for a check-up, the numbers you get, ARE NOT your “cholesterol readings”. You actually get three numbers – High-Density Lipoproteins (HDL), Low-Density Lipoprotein (LDL), and triglycerides. Your “cholesterol ratio” is simply your HDL divided by the sum of your LDL and triglycerides. A high CR is good, a low CR is bad.

The problem is, this has NOTHING WHATSOEVER to do directly with your actual cholesterol.

Those three numbers are affected by the actual amount of cholesterol your body produces. The more cholesterol you have, the more lipoproteins you generally produce. HDL is heavily involved in repairing your cardiovascular structures. LDL comes in two different forms – LDL-A and LDL-B. The first type is largely benign, because it passes straight through your arterial and venous walls without really sticking to anything. The second type CAN be dangerous, only because it sticks to areas of inflammation and can build up into plaque if you are not careful.

The key here is “inflammation”. Your body can break down due to all sorts of reasons, and you can build up scarring in your arterial walls if you eat the wrong kinds of foods, do not get exercise, smoke or drink in excess, and so on. LDL is designed to help your body heal those issues, but if inflammation continues to be a problem, you can end up causing serious issues for yourself through plaque build-up in your arteries.

How do you stop plaque from building up?

By eating lots of inflammation-reducing foods.

And those foods are high in protein and animal fats – and very low in processed sugars and other artificial junk.

So, if you want to live a good, long, healthy life free of heart disease, eat lots of food rich in saturated animal fat – butter, lard, steak, chicken, salmon, lamb, and so on and so forth – and take fish oil capsules, which are rich in Omega-3, as well as turmeric capsules. These things help naturally lower your overall inflammation.

You DO NOT need the medical establishment prescribing you a shit-ton of useless and dangerous drugs – especially not statins, which have nasty side effects for men (including impotence – because cholesterol production is vital to healthy sexual function), and are actually generally useless for women over 55.

The idea that a low-cholesterol, low-fat diet is key to a long life, is another gigantic scam invented by the medical-industrial complex. Doctors who prescribe that shit are going directly against the latest research into heart disease, which has nothing to do with fat, and everything to do with inflammation. Those people are snake-oil salesmen of the worst kind, who happily bend over to take it up the ass from the pharma companies.

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Fanservice

LRFotS Randale6 has resurfaced from [REDACTED], somewhere in the wilds of deepest darkest Asia, to provide us with another round of hilariously disturbing – or disturbingly hilarious, depending on your point of view – blog fodder. So here we are:

Meatcanyon

The Tongue Stealer (a new method to motivate students):

Aaron Clarey

White women blood drug:

The problem with small towns:

Legion of Men

The enshittification of dating apps:

Hagmaxxing:

Men are saying fuck it:

Also, LRFotS chiroro wrote in the other day, after a LONG absence, with some relief for you gingervitis sufferers – which, if rumours are to be believed, make up a SUBSTANTIAL portion of my readership:

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Mind-Expanding Drugs

One from Metatron about the true level of influence of Christianity in the early Roman Empire, under the reigns of Augustus and the Julio-Claudian dynasty:

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Death Smiles At Us All…

One from PsycHacks about how to pass through times of suffering:

And another one from Stoic Life Lessons – though I regard Lesson 1 as highly suspect, to say the least:

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Poli-Ticking Off

Mark Dice watched the Veep DURRbate, so the rest of us didn’t have to – and came to the same conclusion that most of us did about Tim Walz:

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The very-thoroughly-married couple at Redacted came to similar conclusions watching Walz flounder and flail:

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Lord Razor of the Fist Clan reckons JD absolutely shut down Walz on every level:

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LTC Daniel Davis talks to his former boss (more or less), Col. Douglas Macgregor, about the unfolding catastrophe in the Middle East, and other topics:

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Konstantin Kisin from Triggernometry interviews Dr. David Starkey about the unmitigated disaster that unlimited immigration has inflicted upon Britain:

There is a lot to like about Dr. Starkey – but he does lose the plot quite badly at roughly the 40min mark, when he starts going on about how the English identity is a juridical one, and therefore anyone who wants to become English, can become English as long as he or she accepts the sovereignty of the King (or Queen).

This is nonsense. No juridical identity can EVER survive in the long run. The reason England – and Wales, and Scotland, and Ireland – worked as a nation, was because it was full of ENGLISH people. In other words, direct descendants of the Angles, the Latins, the Saxons, the Danes, the Normans, and other White tribes that settled the British Isles over many centuries.

If you replace White Britons with Indians holding British passports, it does not matter whether they accept the sovereign rule of the King, or his law. You WILL eventually end up with INDIA on your streets.

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And just to prove that point, PJW stitches together some videos from various people who visited Birmingham, in the Midlands, to show what happens when you have Whites as a minority in their own country:

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Дед Сварливый Говорит!

Grandpa Grumpuss grumps, grumpily, about the fate of the West – and it is NOT good:

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Polonium

Ania Konieczek interviews both Larry Johnson and Andrei Martyanov:

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Timeo Danaos Et Donna Ferentes…

The good gentlemen of The Duran analyse what is left for Bellendsky the Narcofuehrer after the fall of Ugledar – which has unlocked the entire southern Donbass front for the Russian Army, and which leaves huge swathes of Ukraine’s territory open to attack now:

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Bad Medicine

A friend of mine sent over a LONG podcast with Dr. Jack Kruse, via the Danny Jones show, that runs for a full FOUR HOURS, across a very wide range of subjects:

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Dr. John Campbell talks to Dr. Aseem Malhotra about how one might reform the pharmaceutical industry:

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Dr. Suneel Dhand tells it like it is about the absolute state of modren medicine:

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Warriors of Faith

Tha Dizzle mops the floor with everyone’s favourite New Atheist punching bag:

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Dr. Jay Smith from PfanderFilms and Al-Fadi from CIRA International look at how Mo’Lester the Paedophile Profit hardly appears in the Koran – and actually might not feature in it AT ALL:

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Roots of Orthodoxy talks to an Orthodox priest about the nature of daemonic incursions into our world, and how we can protect ourselves from that weirdness:

To be honest, that is probably one of the few times (relatively speaking) that I have listened to an Orthodox priest speaking openly and correctly about the daemonic realm. Most Orthodox priests – and, for that matter, most Catholic ones – simply do not provide a solid Biblical foundation for combating the daemonic realm. That is in large measure because seminaries do not teach anything like a Biblically correct view of daemons, the spirit world, or the nature of evil.

This is a major failing of Christian churches – it is why you and I need to turn to sources like the late, dearly missed, Dr. Michael Heiser, and others, who expounded on these matters in great depth and detail.

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Sam Shamoun shreds through a particularly stupid Izzlamick “argument” against the Bible:

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Manly Men of Manliness

Manosphere Highlights Daily tackles a rather intriguing scandal making its way through the Mormon world:

I know very little about Mormonism, but what I do know, indicates it is nothing short of a severe heresy of Christianity – despite the fact that Mormons themselves are some of the nicest, kindest, most decent people you will ever meet. Like so many of those heresies, Mormonism focuses on sexual gratification, specifically for men.

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China Unvarnished looks at the rather dire situation facing the Leftover Women of the Middle Kingdom:

China certainly has rejected much of Clown World – but the generational damage of Communism and consumerism is severe, nonetheless. Chinese women are just like women everywhere – they crave the fancy pants and lollipops, and they reject men who are beneath them in socio-sexual status. It is just that simple.

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Burn Paedowood to the Ground

Midnight’s Edge thinks the Nosferatu remake is going to be seriously AMAZEBALLS:

Given what the trailer looks like… it’s hard to disagree:

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Gary from Nerdrotic watched the new Joker movie, and wasn’t impressed:

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The Critical Drinker investigates the minor matter of that Rey PALPATINE movie being cancelled, potentially:

If so, then… [best Emperor Palpatine voice] GOOOOOOOD!!!

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Reading Too Much Into Things

Your long read of the week is by Peter Bradley, and looks back at one of the most harrowing books of its time – Jean Raspail’s dystopian Camp of the Saints:

Jean Raspail was a well-known travel writer prior to the publication of The Camp of The Saints. He was the recipient of prestigious French literary awards such as Grand Prix du Roman and Grand Prix de Littérature by the Académie Française. The French government appointed him to its Legion of Honor in 2003. His death in 2020, a few weeks shy of his 95th birthday, was noted in a New York Times obituary. While awash in terms such as “far-right” and “white supremacist,” the Times obit noted his influence on a new generation of writers, including Renaud Camus, who coined the term “the great replacement” for what is happening to Europeans.

“We must reread The Camp of the Saints, which, beyond evoking with a talented pen the migratory perils, had—long before [Michel Houellebecq’s] Submission—mercilessly described the submission of our elites.”

Jean Raspail seemed aware of his legacy. Shortly before his death, he explained to the New York Times: “People now buy The Camp of the Saints because they want to read the book written by the writer who saw what would happen before everybody else.”

The Camp of the Saints has long held a special place for the Dissident Right and among white advocates in particular. It marks one of the few times a book promoting our worldview has reached a mainstream audience.

The first English-language version of The Camp of the Saints came out in 1975. In the inaugural issue (December 1975) of Instauration, Wilmot Robertson reviewed the book, calling it “a ghastly, shuddering, mind-reeling scenario of what is in store for the West if liberalism and apathy continue to weaken our will to survive.” He praised it as the “first great uncompromising novel of modern times.”

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Linkage is good for you:

• The Ukies seem to have difficulty understanding just how badly they are getting thrashed in Donbass, and are focusing on persecuting the Russian-speaking part of their population even more;
• Andrei Sushentsov talks about the true price the Euroweenies will have to pay when the bill for the Banderastan misadventure finally comes due;
• Sergei Poletayev explains the new Russian nuclear doctrine, in the wider context of a revision of Russian policy toward its own backyard;
• Tarik Cyril Amar writes approvingly about Slovakian Prime Minister Robert Fico, who is a rare honourable and brave politician in European circles;
• The Russian government is absolutely not amused by the small but rapidly growing sub-community of kids who want to pretend they are cats and dogs;
• The Chinese are rapidly shedding their reputation for simply copying high technology, and have made substantial advancements in Abominable Intelligence with a new approach to LLM training;
• They are also moving rapidly to replace WinDOZE with their own home-grown, Linux-based operating system;
• The Boomers made a lot of mistakes during their lives, and putting their faith in their employers was definitely one of them;
• Another big mistake with Boomers is trying to use Excel shortcuts with the crustier of them;
• If you know anything about banking, you know how important LIBOR used to be – well, it is now officially dead and gone;
• Andrey Rachkin writes about the decline and possible fall of the once-legendary gaming house, UbiSoft, which appears to be dying from wokeness;

And some more from Dawn Pine:

• SkyNet may not be about to go sentient, but delivery robots are certainly turning into grade-A assholes already;
• An unhinged Leftoid thinks that someone wishing her a “blessed flight” must be a Christian nationalist – well, that idiot got roasted BUT GOOD by everyone normal;
• The US Trademark Office has just ripped away the ability of the failing Big Two comic publishers to own the “super hero” trademark;
• If ever you needed another reason NOT to travel Air India – never, EVER do it – this story about a guy who paid a fortune for a First Class ticket on Pajeet Air should persuade you;
• So last week I showed you Excel’s hidden features – this week, TMB has a bunch of Word’s best hidden features too;
• Naomi Campbell has a bit of a reputation as a diva and a very unpleasant person, and given what happened recently with a charity event, that is not at all surprising;
• If you believe what you see on TikTok – and if you do, you have a room-temp IQ – then there is a “time-traveller” who thinks we are looking at 3-foot-wide spiders this year;
• Abominable Intelligence is proving to be every bit as hilariously flawed and prone to plagiarism as any other trendy hot industry;
• The late and largely unmourned – in the West, anyway – Hassan Nasrallah made it very clear during his life that he was adamantly opposed to the FUSA;
• This list of qualities that makes women happy and centred sounds suspiciously like bad self-help – when, in reality, women are happiest when they submit to a man and get pumped full of babies;
• Andrew Anglin has a go at the Fake Pope, because Bergoglio muttered a lot of dross about the importance of women relative to men;
• A lesbian firefighter decided to sue her former employers at the Kansas City Fire Department for discrimination, which will have the effect of reducing the ability of the KCFD to fight fires;
• If Heels-Up Harris is not capable of facing hostile questions from the whore-media – not that she ever will, of course – how on Earth is she going to handle America’s enemies?;
• The Americans can finally claim some success in fighting ISIS – which RUSSIA defeated, in fact – by killing a top raghead commander in Iraq;

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MUH RUSHIAN KAHLOOOOOOOZHUN!!!

The Neo-Tsar and his Defence Minster, Andrei Belousov, stopped by a coffee stand for a latte:

As I mentioned on my Telegram channel – can you IMAGINE being the barista that served The Putin? The very thought is both hilarious and stomach-clenching. Just think of what the FSB must have said to the kid beforehand:

“Listen, comrade, if you over-foam our President’s cappuccino, or you forget to add chocolate sprinkles on top, you AND your mother are going to be down the Lubyanka TONIGHT, getting your fingernails pulled out in Beria’s old office!”

And that is before we get to the amount of checking the FSB would have done on the ingredients, to make sure poisoning was out of the question.

Also – coffee in Russia is generally very good, at least in the shops and mall stores. Jus’ sayin’.

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HALO Nation

Slayergod Remy aka MintBlitz confirms that HALO will not have a Battle Royale mode:

Frankly, I am not sure why this is a problem, but then, I am a campaign gamer, so I WOULD say that.

Also, the latest renders of HALO: Combat Evolved in Unreal Engine 5 look – to use the technical term – SUPER DOOPER AMAZEBALLS AWESOMESAUCE!!!!!!!:

THAT IS WHAT HALO INFINITE ALWAYS SHOULD HAVE LOOKED LIKE!!!!!

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BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!!!

PancreasNoWork explains the problems with Rogue Traders, in between swigging insulin by the gallon:

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Oh No! Anyway…

Wazzocks gonna wazzock:

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Comedy Hour

Speaking of breaking the law… look down below in the METALHEAD section.

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Meme Warfare

We begin with a big meme-drop from Dawn Pine, all about quitting – which is rather appropriate, given it is Monday:

[MASSIVE props for the Office Space reference – Didact]

And now for some other memes:

[Snow in the South is a sign of the Apocalypse, it is actually quite hilarious to see Southrons reacting to the stuff – Didact]

And now, as LRFotS RobertW would say:

Also, for those of you with an historical bent – do you remember something called the Technoviking? If you don’t, here is the video that spawned the meme:

And here is the back-story behind that shirtless Norseman rocking out:

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Animal Planet

Your aminules are adorkable moment of the week:

And also your animals are absolute DICKS moment of the week, to balance things out:

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REPS FOR JESUS!!!

Gym beast props this week go to the living legend, John Haack:

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Dude just lifted TWICE my max deadlift, and he made it look EASY.

FML…

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Ass-Kicking of the Eight Limbs

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They See Me Rollin’…

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Palate Cleansers

Axe Me Anything

Knives Out

Drumlines

Guitar Heroics

Not a big fan of John Petrucci, to be honest, but his playing skill is unquestionable.

MOAR DAKKA!!!

Mighty Wings

Adrenaliser

Strategery

Jump-Starts

Gingervitis Injections

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Livin’ in the Land of the Metal Gods

And now, doff your caps and stand to attention, gentlemen, for the METAL GODS themselves:

Glenn Tipton, KK Downing, and Les Binks all on stage with Scott Travis, Rob Halford, Ian Hill, and Ritchie Faulkner…

Man, there were some ninjas cutting onions somewhere in the room when I watched that.

Bloody audience was useless, though. I have seen JUDAS PRIEST play live twice – the first time all the way back in 2005. And that was one of the greatest concerts of my entire life. The whole audience was absolutely BATSHIT INSANE that night. Compared to that, the audience for this show might as well have been asleep. Stupid lazy unappreciative hippity-hoppity dipshit twats [followed by other grumpy old man noises]…

Also – Randale6 has a bunch of music for everybody, from Spanishland, where they do actually know how to do heavy metal:

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Classing It Up

Some legendary classical guitar work for all y’all:

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Rock Out With Your Glock Out

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Thot Shots

Right, here is your Instathot to get the week off to a suitably pneumatic start. This here is Jaylie Bonow, age unknown but probably in her mid-twenties, from ‘Straya – where, as usual, we are legally required to inform you that LITERALLY EVERYTHING WANTS TO KILL YOU AND EAT YOUR EYEBALLS FOR JUJUBEES!!!!!!!!

With this chick, that isn’t actually too far from the troof, because she landed herself in quite a bit of hot water for feeding an entire roast chicken to a gigantiferous crocodile.

This, in case you are wondering, is EXTREMELY ILLEGAL in Australia, because it encourages crocodiles – which, again, are seriously dangerous – to see hoomans as sources of food, and may result in an increased number of attacks by crocs on humans.

Beyond doing strange things with chickens, Ms Bonow is an OnlyFools thot, an influenza, and a representative for various outdoor sporting goods companies.

I am not quite sure how you square cavorting on OnlyFools with the other stuff, but hey, it is a very strange world now. Regardless, she has quite a nice puffy pair of PFDs, it must be said.

OK, that is all, boys, shuffle back off to the cubicle now.

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