Well, there went the weekend – here too slowly, gone too fast. It is right back to the grind today, and I for one am certainly not keen on it. Honestly, the world has gotten so crazy, we might as well just tell it to stop, because everyone wants to get OFF this insane out-of-control train to Hell.
Nonetheless, it IS Monday, and that DOES mean we have to get on with it. So here is today’s extra-beefy Great Mondaydact Browser Butcher.
This week, we open with something designed to make you lose your lunch – the inimitable Sydney Watson talking about really fat, really stupid women, who decided to make a career out of being incredibly unhealthy and telling other people to make the same horrible life choices:
And here is Katie Hopkins – the woman every liberaltard in PommieBastardLande loves to hate – explaining why she woul discriminate against lardasses:
On the other end of the scale, you have women like THIS, who are beacons of discipline, strength, and skill:
And, just to demonstrate how physics works, here is the world’s female armwrestling champion, showing how it’s done:
#BasedTucker is Based
Tickets will sell out for the #BasedTuckering PDQ.
Dawn of Battle
The Male Brain has lots of blog fodder for us today. We begin with a good one from solid jj, explaining how Scooby Doo is the true problem:
hoe_math provides a very interesting riff on the classic “Hot-Crazy Matrix”, with his “Delta-Hot Index”:
Admittedly, he spergs out rather too much on what was always meant to be a comedic and yet directionally accurate take on women and dating – that is a major Omega tell, right there, I get serious “Sheldon Cooper” vibes from that video.
Moving on – Winston Sterzel aka serpentza points out the really crappy side of China:
The sad part of his video is not about the misery of living in China. No – the sad part is that this is what it is becoming like to live in the West, and it has been like this for decades.
I do not quite know what to make of Mr. Sterzel, these days – I have a strong suspicion he is an intel-sponsored psyop. But… that doesn’t necessarily make him wrong. There is a lot of nonsense in both China and India about how great those countries have become, but once you scratch the surface, you realise just how shitty both actually are.
Nick Freitas tells you how propaganda really works:
And Honest Ads explains the mental illness that is veganism:
That reminds me of that legendary meme:
Fanservice
LRFotS RobertW has a whole heaping helping of content for us as well. Take it away, bro.
How to tell if Alligators in the water in Louisiana (She’s right, I’ve run over one in a canoe without seeing it until the thrashing started)
In the US there is a political movement called Abolish Human Abortion. Many of the videos are of people standing outside of baby murder houses like Planned Parenthood. They hold prayer vigils and try to educate women going into the facility on the horrors of abortion. This one is much more amusing, as a man named Russell dons his armour and goes on a quest at a Medieval Fair to invite the peasants, burghers, and nobility on the quest to slay the dragon with him. It would work better if the moderns among them could read the sign. The demons react though, through their host bodies. They have no problem with literacy.
Here’s his banner:
This reflects real conversations in workplaces all over America. It’s also every red pill-themed thread you’ve ever been on.
Is this only because of how so many nations are blended in the USA? Is it a reflection of a quiet class system? We report, you decide.
There’s a joke in there about Buc-ee’s. It’s a Texas phenomenon of vast gas stations and shrines to well-made-kitsch and way-better-then-you-expect road trip food. A special claim to fame belongs to the immaculate restroom facilities. There is an employee in there at all times both directing traffic and cleaning continuously. If Buc-ees is open, the bathroom is being cleaned.
With 2.9 million views, here are two right proper Limeys to take you on a tour:
For my striker-focused brethren out there, keep a calm coach and keep your elbow up:
If you cannot imagine a blue pill delta seeking a date with the fair maiden, now you can watch:
Bro, do you even like ice cream?
Bro, do you even work enough?
Bro, do you even EDC?
Bro, do you even lift fake weights?
Testify does historical-literal analysis of curious sections of the gospels. Now with memes.
Mind-Expanding Drugs
Everyone’s favourite and busiest bald YOOTOOBER – whose team gets repeatedly barracked for fact-checking failures, and rightly so – points to all the stuff we are no longer EDJOOMUHCAYTED about:
Death Smiles At Us All…
Poli-Ticking Off
Mark Dice reckons we have just come across the latest conservathot star:
PJW, on the other hand, thinks she might be a potential psyop – or, at the very least, simply an e-thot looking for SIMPs to support her:
He is also really enjoying the re-emergence of one Nigel Farage onto the British political stage, which has seriously pissed in the punch bowls of the major UK political parties:
Let us be realistic about a few things. Farage supported not-vaxx mandates and lockdowns in PommieBastardLande. He is HIGHLY hostile to Russia and takes 404’s side in the poxy proxy war. He has repeatedly been wrong about a lot of issues.
But… his basic instincts appear to be largely correct. And he is seriously pissing off the right people.
The very-thoroughly-married couple at Redacted discuss the latest combo-not-vaxx from PFYZORRR:
Yeah… NO. Just NO. Never taking that. Ever.
Lord Razor of the Fist Clan takes on the jailing of Steve Bannon, in between reviews of DS9 episodes:
Rulings from the Bench
Judge Nap is back at work with a long roster of distinguished guests. We start with Col. Douglas Macgregor explaining just how bad things are getting for the FUSA in its proxy wars in Ukraine and Gaza:
Maj. Scott Ritter discusses the fact that we are on the knife-edge of the Apocalypse:
Capt. Matthew Hoh talks about Israel’s conduct in the Gazacaust:
Alistair Crooke uses his extensive knowledge of the Hummous leadership, from his days as a diplomat, to dissect Israel’s failures in the Gazacaust:
Larry Johnson & Ray McGovern wrap up the week:
Special guest Pepe Escobar unpacks the true meanings behind The Putin’s recent speech and peace proposal – this is cannot-miss stuff:
Prof. Jeffrey Sachs points to the link between endless wars and exploding debt:
Дед Сварливый Говорит!
Grandpa Grumpuss grumps, grumpily, about the true meaning of the visit by the Russian Navy to Havana Harbour:
Polonium
Ania Konieczek talks to Maj. Scott Ritter about the state of his passport, and the world:
Timeo Danaos Et Donna Ferentes…
The good gentlemen of The Duran point out the realities of the Russian economy, which is FAR larger and MUCH more powerful than any Western leader wants to admit:
Bad Medicine
Dr. John Campbell sounds the alarm about collapsing fertility worldwide:
Dr. Suneel Dhand riffs on one of Fraudci’s dumber pronouncements, to deliver some harsh and necessary messages to the medical profession:
He is right. I still respect doctors, up to a point, because I still have this programmed thinking about how studying for a medical degree is a worthy thing. But I no longer TRUST doctors, and try to avoid them as much as I possibly can.
Warriors of Faith
The past week has been evidently quite a momentous one in the world of Christian polemics against Izzlam. The reason for this is, over the previous weekend, there was a big conference in London on Christian apologetics and polemics, featuring some of the absolute top new-line Christian preachers in the world, and then they all descended two Sundays ago on Speaker’s Corner in Hyde Park.
The results were GLORIOUS to behold. Some of the biggest-name dawahgandists in PommieBastardLande got absolutely SPANKED, in front of all their followers.
First up, Tha Dizzle showed off his latest LITERAL IZZLAMIC PLOT ARMOUR at the event:
Avery from GodLogic Apologetics simply smashed a particularly stupid Wakandan – the irony is rich there – who could not answer a single question:
The Wakandan in question thought Avery would be easy prey, because he had never debated live at Speaker’s Corner before. The problem is, Avery has been dismantling the stupidest of the dawah arguments on his channel, for quite some time now, and is a highly experienced debater on the subject of Izzlam – he learned from the best, none other than Sam Shamoun hizzself.
More than anything else, these clips show how easy it is to wipe out Izzlamist nonsense, simply by taking note of a few basic facts about the history and traditions of their pagan death-cult.
Not content with getting beaten up (rhetorically) by Avery, the same Wakandan dawahgandist decided to take on Pastor Anthony Rodgers – and if you know anything about the latter, you can guess how that worked out:
The Izzlamick view of tawhid is not something they can agree upon. They insist their view of their fake moon-god is the only one that is true, because they insist Allah is one, with no partners – but even their own scholars do not agree on the definition of tawhid.
On the other hand, EVERY mainline Christian denomination, and EVERY non-denominational Trinitarian Christian, agrees on what the Trinity is, and why it comes straight from the text of the Bible.
Dr. Jay Smith from PfanderFilms and Chris at Speaker’s Corner attack the very foundations of the Koran’s origins:
And speaking of that same Chris, here he is, explaining what all went down during that epic weekend:
Christian Prince beats up on a poor, but honest, Muzzie who believes the Koran is holy revelation:
Sam Shamoun guides a lovely and charming young lady out of the sexual perversion and evil of Izzlam:
Sanctus explains how St. Thomas Aquinas, the legendary theologian who fused Christian theology with Aristotelian logic, shredded through the heresy of Izzlam like a cat with a roll of toilet paper:
Honestly, at this point, toilet paper is observably more reliable and useful than the Koran.
Manly Men of Manliness
Terrence Popp explains how modren women successfully emasculate and emotionally castrate men whom they turn from bad boys into butt boys:
Joker from Better Bachelor points to the obvious truth that the world needs strong men to run it:
Burn Paedowood to the Ground
This week’s entertainment (for certain definitions of the word) news is all about the latest steaming pile of “product” from the House of the Devil Mouse – namely, The Acolyte, written by Harvey Weinstein’s former assistant, Leslye Headland.
I of course have not watched any of it, since I soured on Devil Mouse Wars all the way back in 2013, and have resolutely refused to consume any more of their “product” since then. But, all you need to know about this “product”, is that it involves a coven of lesbian space witches.
No, seriously, that is the plot. And literally NO ONE can defend this shitheap any more.
Midnight’s Edge shows how the whore-media, usually an extremely reliable runner of interference for such awfulness, cannot defend this terrible show:
Overlord Dicktor Van Doomcock notes that apparently, things are so bad with The Acolyte, it caused an emergency meeting at the House of the Devil Mouse:
Gary from Nerdrotic watches the show so you do not have to:
The Critical Drinker will assuredly need both a new liver AND a brain transplant after heroically sacrificing himself for the sake of media commentary:
Reading Too Much Into Things
Your Science is F***ing Weird moment of the week is from Colorado State University, and explains that heffalumps actually have names for each other:
The scientific article on the subject says the following:
Personal names are a universal feature of human language, yet few analogues exist in other species. While dolphins and parrots address conspecifics by imitating the calls of the addressee, human names are not imitations of the sounds typically made by the named individual. Labelling objects or individuals without relying on imitation of the sounds made by the referent radically expands the expressive power of language. Thus, if non-imitative name analogues were found in other species, this could have important implications for our understanding of language evolution. Here we present evidence that wild African elephants address one another with individually specific calls, probably without relying on imitation of the receiver. We used machine learning to demonstrate that the receiver of a call could be predicted from the call’s acoustic structure, regardless of how similar the call was to the receiver’s vocalizations. Moreover, elephants differentially responded to playbacks of calls originally addressed to them relative to calls addressed to a different individual. Our findings offer evidence for individual addressing of conspecifics in elephants. They further suggest that, unlike other non-human animals, elephants probably do not rely on imitation of the receiver’s calls to address one another.
Your long read of the week is a long piece by Rockaboatus about why being patriotic is a stupid idea these days in the FUSA, because there is nothing to be patriotic about:
It would be convenient to simply blame all of this on the federal government as if none of it were the fault of the American people themselves. Yet I’m not inclined to see it that way. I think the American people have largely been complicit in it all (some more than others). Whether due to ignorance, apathy, preoccupation with fruitless and mind-numbing endeavors (e.g., sports, Hollywood entertainment, fashion), we have been asleep at the wheel while our government has engaged for decades in endless wars, tyranny against its own citizens, and corruption at the highest levels.
Whatever one may think of abortion, the greater number of Americans did nothing to stop the slaughter of millions of babies in the womb. They still did nothing when partial-birth and even after-birth abortions were legally permitted. Is it the mark of a sane nation that allows its most innocent persons to be butchered because the developing baby is considered inconvenient? What kind of people have we become?
When millions of Third-World illegals invaded our soil, most Americans either didn’t care or thought it was a good thing. Little consideration was given to the long-term effects of mass immigration, especially from people who share neither our race, our culture, our worldview, our religion or values. And now Whites are becoming minorities in their own country. How’s that racial ‘diversity’ propaganda you’ve been fed your entire lives working for you?
When the federal government, including local governments, taxed many of us into poverty, did the American people unite and revolt? No, we are much too fractured.
We have no one to blame but ourselves. In the end, we get the kind of leaders we deserve.
Will the American people wake up? It would be nice to think so, but I suspect they will do so only after they have lost all their modern comforts, pensions, 401k savings, their homes, and are driven into extreme poverty. Hardship and adversity have a way of sobering us up. They will awaken from their slumber only when it’s too late. Even though the signs of national decline were evident many years prior, most Americans are unable to discern that the U.S. is a dying empire and will reach its end as all empires throughout history have done.
Linkage is good for you:
- Ivan Timofeyev sounds the alarm on how NATO is rushing ever closer to outright war with Russia – which it WILL lose, and which will then almost immediately go nuclear;
- Tarik Cyril Amar unpacks the latest admission from warmonger and probable closet butt-buggerer Lindsay Graham, who let slip the real reason for the FUSA’s proxy war in 404;
- Maj. Scott Ritter asks why Russia waited so long to come to the defence of its own people in Donbass – the answer is, of course, quite obvious;
- And Our Beloved and Dreaded Supreme Dark Lord (PBUH) Voxemort the Most Malevolent and Terrible, answers that question in summary fashion;
- Henry Johnston analyses the likely impact from the latest Amerikhastani SANKSHUNS on Russia (spoiler alert – next to none);
- Indeed, MUH SANKSHUNS are WERKIN REEL GUDDER ‘N’ SHIET to the point where Aeroflot is now looking to switch completely to domestically made SSJ-100s and MS-21s;
- There is some debate as to whether the story is true, but apparently, the Saudis have refused to renew the “petrodollar agreement”, which is literally the basis of the FUSA’s power;
- There is a Western whorenalist, living somewhere in Russia, who amazingly manages to stay anonymous while spewing all sorts of clickbait nonsense about the country;
- Wired thinks you should EDJOOMUHCAYTE yourself about the power of Abominable Intelligence, despite its dangers – and, actually, I agree, at least up to a point;
- Those who have been following my work for a while, know full well what I think of antidepressants – they are really bad for you, but the mainstream is catching on;
- And yet more on that subject, on how it is very difficult, and indeed quite dangerous, to try to go off SSRIs cold-turkey;
- The US military is having a great deal of trouble recruiting cannon fodder, in the form of young people, and is desperately trying to figure out why;
- To precisely NO ONE’S surprise – unless he is a veganist – ultra-processed “fake meat” is actually incredibly bad for you, and can cause you to die of something like Suddenly;
- The true size of the Universe is much greater than 14 billion light-years in radius, and the reason why actually makes very good intuitive sense;
- XTI Aerospace has developed a really freakin’ cool prototype of a VTOL aircraft that uses gigantiferous fans to lift and propel itself, while burning jet fuel, as is right and proper;
- We bash Millennials and Gen-Z a lot around here, and rightly so, but it seems there is something the former could learn from the latter about the workplace;
- Anastasia Katz writes up a long review about a movie made by Wakandans, which sums up pretty much how they think about Wypipo;
- The true story of the marriage between Jacqueline Kennedy and Aristotle Onassis is both tragic and bizarre, for many reasons;
And some more from Dawn Pine:
- Apparently, Al Jazeerah journalists are not quite as impartial as they would like you to believe, as one of them housed Israeli hostages for Hummous in his own home;
- People disbelieve me when I say the Chinese are the most racist people on Earth, but their own government refuses to help a half-Israeli, half-Chinese woman currently held hostage by Hummous;
- Nothing is sacred any more, even beauty pageants, as a gigantic fatass won Miss Alabama – come to think of it, though, she’s probably representative of the state;
- Even the supposedly sacred NHS in PommieBastardLande is problematic now – an ambulance driver is being booked for speeding for doing his damn JOB;
- Parents in NYFC are getting really pissed about outrageously expensive ice cream cones – here is an idea, DON’T BUY THEM, and they will fall in price;
- A writer for Neoclown Review – so take it with a grain of salt – points out the fact that nobody ever holds the Pali-Walis accountable for their lies, and I actually agree with this;
- The long and growing waiting list for mental health services in PommieBastardLande is leading people to resort to quite weird solutions, by taking baths in the forest;
- Good article here about how the Gaza Ministry of Health is very likely seriously inflating Gazan casualty numbers – this does NOT justify the Gazacaust, it just shows everyone lies;
- A ginger woman wants to blame the Pill for her own inability to control herself – as if about a dozen other possible contraceptive options do not exist in the market;
- We have all heard of Florida Man, but now Florida SHARK wants to get in on the action, and is doing so in pretty spectacular fashion;
- Companies are getting wise (unfortunately) to all the tricks we use to pretend we are working from home, which makes skiving on a Monday that much harder;
- Interesting take here on how NGOs skew and slant coverage of Israel in a negative light – though, in fairness, Israeli actions have plenty to do with that too;
- It would appear someone decided to show slavery is bad at Round Rock, TX, by shooting a bunch of Wakandans – what do you want to bet the shooter was himself a Wakandan?;
MUH RUSHIAN KAHLOOOOOOOZHUN!!!
The Neo-Tsar spoke at great length in a recent meeting of the Foreign Ministry board, offering his own peace proposal and set of negotiating points:
HALO Nation
Slayergod Remy aka MintBlitz does his thing while musing on the latest news about an actual HALO: CE REMAKE, not remaster, using the Unreal engine, and the possibility of a new HALO trilogy:
Again, I will believe this when I see it. We have seen so many broken promises from Mr. Softy with this franchise, and they made such a Horlicks out of it with HALO 5: Guardians, that I no longer have faith in their ability to manage the IP.
BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!!!
Here is an epic look at the world of WH40K through the eyes of an Abominable Intelligence:
Scholar’s Lore talks the Plague Planet:
War Games
The DOOM music hits seriously hard with the trailer for DOOM: Dark Ages:
The trailer for the new Gears of War game, E-Day, looks AWESOMESAUCE:
Oh No! Anyway…
Wazzocks gonna wazzock:
Comedy Hour
Meme Warfare
We start, as usual, with the dankest of memes from The Male Brain:
[GenX: Quiet Quitting before it went mainstream – Didact]
[This brings to mind that old joke: “How can you distinguish an extroverted engineer? He stares at YOUR shoes when he talks to you.” – Didact]
[I prefer impalement, myself, but, y’know, whatever works… – Didact]
LRFotS RobertW also has some great memes for us this week:
Truly, truly, I say unto you, brothers…
THAT WAS AN EPIC SET OF MEMES FROM OUR RIGHTEOUS BRETHREN!!!
And now:
Animal Planet
Your aminules are adorkable moment of the week:
And also your animals are absolute DICKS moment of the week, to balance things out:
REPS FOR JESUS!!!
Gym beast props this week go to Jamal Browner:
Ass-Kicking of the Eight Limbs
They See Me Rollin’…
Palate Cleansers
Knives Out
Drumlines
MOAR DAKKA!!!
Mighty Wings
Jump-Starts
Gingervitis Injections
Livin’ in the Land of the Metal Gods
Rock Out With Your Glock Out
Thot Shots
And finally, after much mucking about, here is your Instathot to get the week off to a good start. This here is Lauren Short, age 22 from Newcastle – the coal town in northeast PommieBastardLande – who does… well, who cares, really. One can say, however, that she has an EPIC case of RBF.
OK, that’s all, back to work now.
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Buc-ee’s has spread well beyond Texas and it’s getting dangerously close to not being an entirely Southron thing anymore.
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i was at a Buc-ee’s in Georgia north of Atlanta. it’s across the street from a Love’s truck stop. the damn thing is like a 1/3 bigger than the Love’s … and big rigs are banned from their lot.
https://wibc.com/195333/a-new-buc-ees-will-be-less-than-2-hours-from-indy/
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fuel prices tweren’t bad but i thought the food was quite expensive for what you got. as you say though, there’s no complaining about the bathrooms. and this is from a guy who remembers having to go pick up a key from the cashier to get into the unisex bathroom that got cleaned MAYBE once a week on road trips. it’s kind of a culture shock for me.
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Medieval Fair guy missed a chance @6:30 to say, “Enjoy your Fascistivities”
https://youtu.be/NOo-W7tE6yA?si=rYfbij2ZVH73e4yz&t=390
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“and probable closet butt-buggerer Lindsay Graham”
buggeree. there’s no way Lindsay is the top in any relationship.
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