Those of a certain age may remember a “musical act” called “Insane Clown Posse”, whose fans were basically asshats calling themselves “Juggalos”. They were like Slipknot fans, but without even that extremely low level of class or skill with applying makeup.
As far as I could tell at the time, they were generally a harmless bunch, except for the fact that their idea of “music” essentially involved banging together the garden furniture and making angry-moose noises. They did, however, take a particularly special pride in beclowning themselves in public, on a regular basis (or so I’m told – as I may have mentioned a few times, I consider “rap” music a crime against decency and good taste).
Until today, though, I never thought anyone was stupid enough to put juggalos in charge of public broadcasting. Whoo boy, was I ever wrong.
Check this out:
That, apparently, is an advert for a new Moderna not-vaxx, called – and I am not making this up – Spikevax.
I could not believe it when I first saw that. I thought it had to be pure clownery designed to fool the silliest and most gullible of us rubes.
It turns out, I was wrong again. Evidently, this is NOT satire:
As far as I can tell, that advert is entirely real. So is the website for it. In fact, one of the subscribers of my Telegram channel, our resident Catalan, went the extra mile (well, kilometre, since he’s European), and found the Euzi regulatory write-up on this abomination:
Spikevax is a vaccine for preventing coronavirus disease 2019 (COVID-19) in people from the age of 6 months.
The originally authorised Spikevax contains elasomeran, a molecule called messenger RNA (mRNA) with instructions for producing a protein from the original strain of SARS-CoV-2, the virus that causes COVID-19.
Spikevax is also available as three adapted vaccines:
- Spikevax bivalent Original/Omicron BA.1 contains elasomeran and an additional mRNA molecule, imelasomeran, with instructions for producing a protein from the Omicron BA.1 subvariant of SARS-CoV-2;
- Spikevax bivalent Original/Omicron BA.4-5 contains elasomeran and an additional mRNA molecule, davesomeran, with instructions for producing a protein from the Omicron BA.4 and BA.5 subvariants of SARS-CoV-2
- Spikevax XBB.1.5 contains andusomeran, an mRNA molecule with instructions for producing a protein from the Omicron XBB.1.5 subvariant of SARS-CoV-2.
Spikevax and its adapted vaccines do not contain the virus itself and cannot cause COVID-19.
That last bit has to be pure nonsense, based on what we know now.
Indeed, what we know now tells us very clearly the not-vaxxes do not work as advertised, and never did. They offer very little protection to low-risk groups – i.e. pretty much everyone below the age of 60 who does not have pre-existing serious health problems – and we now know they end up causing far more harm, over a far longer period, than the manufacturers ever were willing to admit.
Why, then, are Moderna doubling down on stupid, effectively?
Part of the answer comes from looking at the stock price:
If you actually look at Moderna’s financials, you will very quickly realise they made a huge bet on vaccines – which were NOT a lucrative part of most pharmaceutical companies for decades. Vaccines were a commoditised product, with very few significant recent advances, as outlined in Virus Mania – a flawed but good book that, among other things, delved into the history of vaccines.
Convid changed everything, by putting Dr. Robert Malone‘s mRNA technology to use to deliver a supposedly protective “spike protein”. That appears to have opened Pandora’s Box – as Dr. Malone himself now says, the same technology he helped pioneer, has now been turned into a very dangerous and uncontrolled instrument used for delivering mRNA in a way where we cannot anticipate potential side effects.
When one of those side effects includes Dying of Suddenly, it might just be time to take a step back and think that maybe we don’t really know what the hell we’re doing with this stuff.
And maybe we shouldn’t b putting adverts on TV that make pharma execs come across like juggalos, either.
4 Comments
I saw this commercial once during a college football game. It wasn’t called Spikevax. I don’t remember the name, but it was for a Covid 19 shot and everything else about it is exactly the same. I suppose it’s possible someone edited the commercial and added the name.
The more and more I look upon the ranks of the sheeple I ask myself this…”maybe the eugenics people were right.”
And now for some Monty Python logic/insane troll logic…here we go. If the sheep are as dumb as rocks then it logically follows that said sheep have the moral agency and qualities of rocks. Ergo this means “fleecing” said sheep cannot be wrong, for how is it wrong to fleece rocks?
Randale6
If you don’t believe in God, it isn’t wrong. Simple as.
If you do believe in God, and that mankind is made by universal creator who loves them, then each person has an inherent value which is not in man’s power to erase. And therefore, as they saying goes, doing overt evil unto them (as opposed to punishment or just war):
“Verily I say unto you, Inasmuch as ye did it unto one of these my brethren, even these least, ye did it unto me.
Joe
Tis the problem I have with the Christian god, I just ain’t inclined towards universal morality. Universal morality only works if everyone is on the same wave length. To see how laughable such a notion is I encourage you to simply examine the differences between the white and the negro.