We all hate Mondays, especially the ones that seem to come WAY too fast after a weekend spent almost entirely asleep. Well, for some of us, that is EVERY Monday. And this Monday, in particular, has certainly proved to be a very busy one. I’ve been running around all day trying to cudgel various Excel spreadsheets into working correctly (with considerable success) while swearing a blue streak at WordPress for “upgrading” (read: BREAKING) functionality with their latest updates.
This is not an uncommon problem, as it happens:
The decline in quality of the WordPress code base and user features is not (just) due to the corrosive influences of Pajeet code. It is a symptom of the wider breakdown of civilised societies. And people in the West are finally beginning to notice:
Let’s see if they actually DO anything about it, of course – that is an entirely different story.
#BasedTucker is Based
Dawn of Battle
The Male Brain has been busy this week, but has still found the time to send over some great stuff for the Mondaydact instalment. We start with a hilarious skit from Steven He about ChatAPT – yep, the ASIAN VERSION, which is all about EMOTIONAL DAMAGE!!!:
JP Sears nails it with his impressions, yet again:
ArtSpear Entertainment does a trailer for Indiana Jones and the Dial of Who Gives a Crap Anymore, except, it’s actually good:
Moon explains the coming collapse of Reddit – and not before time, either:
Cracked points out the horrible realities of bars:
Fanservice
LRFotS Randale6 also has a bunch of great stuff for us this week. We start with some lessons in statesmanship from the legendary Lee Kuan Yew, the father of modern Singapore, dealing with a presstitute of the worst kind:
The second greatest statesman of the 20th Century – just after St. Reagan Magnus of the Right – also had some cogent thoughts to offer on the probability of American intervention in the South China Seas:
And he even had some interesting things to say about India:
He also had some interesting views on managing religious tensions:
What do you suppose happens to politicians when they no longer comprehend realpolitik? Richard Nixon never stopped understanding it, and had some harsh lessons for us all:
And now for the crazy part of the segment. Tom and Don manage to scam a Nigerian – sort of:
They also explain what makes North Korean cartoons (yes, seriously) so weird:
Poli-ticking Off
Mark Dice reckons all is not quite yet lost with respect to pushing back against the degenerate and crazy LGBTQWTFISTHISSHIT crowd:
Personally, I’d rather just solve the problem with a selected series of impalements for the kiddie-fiddlers among them. But apparently, that is not “civilised” behaviour anymore.
The dynamic duo over at Redacted do their best Mulder & Scully impressions:
Jackson Hinkle breaks down the status of Schroedinger’s Dead-Cat Bounce in Banderastan – hint, it’s not going well for the khokhols:
Lord Razor of the Fist Clan is thoroughly unimpressed by the “reasoning” behind the latest political prosecution of the God-Emperor:
PJW breaks down the absolute state of Clownipornia:
Rulings from the Bench
Judge Andrew Napolitano had his usual outstanding panel of guests last week. We start, as always, with Col. Douglas Macgregor, who tells it like it is about Banderastan:
So does Maj. Scott Ritter:
And LTC Tony Shaffer – who knows Col. Macgregor quite well and tells some hilarious stories in this one:
Larry Johnson, Ray McGovern, and Dr. Phil Giraldi provide the former-spook perspectives:
British ex-diplomat Alistair Crooke offers the perspective of the ordinary man in Europe:
ะะตะด ะกะฒะฐัะปะธะฒัะน ะะพะฒะพัะธั!
Grandpa Grumpuss grumps, grumpily, about what the Neo-Tsar actually said with respect to the prospect of Russia giving up its nukes – and it’s hilarious, if you understand the actual Russian:
Itโs All Greek To Us
The good gentlemen of The Duran did an absolutely phenomenal livestream with the one and only Maj. Scott Ritter last week – well worth listening to in its entire 3-hour glory:
The Bald Truth
Brian Berletic of The New Atlas analyses Schroedinger’s Dead Cat Bounce, and is not impressed:
Bad Medicine
Dr. John Campbell notes that, in Australia, where EVERYTHING WANTS TO KILL YOU AND EAT YOUR EYEBALLS FOR JUJUBEES, there is yet another reason to be very, very afraid:
Dr. Suneel Dhand points out the inescapable fact that one Novak Djokovic, who has now won TWENTY-THREE Grand Slam singles titles, is not-not-vaxxed:
Warriors of Faith
Tha Dizzle and his good friend The Apostate Prophet absolutely relentlessly trolled the SHIT out of Mike Winger, while also making some extremely potent points about the utter idiocy of Izzlamist dogma:
Dr. Jay Smith from PfanderFilms and Al-Fadi from CIRA International examine the six supposed core manuscripts that Izzlamists think backs up their silly origins narrative:
Manly Men of Manliness
Terrence Popp cannot help but celebrate the fact that women are freaking out over a crisis they created:
Joker from Better Bachelor absolutely destroys the utter walking disaster that is Chelsea Handler over her hypocrisy:
Burn Paedowood to the Ground
Midnight’s Edge reckons The Flash is not going to land well:
Overlord Dicktor Van Doomcock muses over the ongoing game of musical chairs at the House of the Devil Mouse:
Gary from Nerdrotic watched The Flash so the rest of us didn’t have to:
The Drinker did too, and was NOT impressed:
Reading Too Much Into Things
Your “Science is F***ING WEIRD” moment of the week is from The Male Brain, and concerns the supermassive black holes that are so gigantic, they can literally destroy entire galaxies – as if the Universe weren’t already a terrifying place:
Yourย long read of the week is by one A. J. Smuskiewicz – a Polack by origin, based on that last name – about how the Iranians were right, after all, on the subject of Amerikhastan being the Great Satan:
The American people cannot escape from the social and cultural decadence that now permeates all aspects of our domestic society. Social divisions and individual hatreds are purposefully stoked and aggravated by obsessions with the most intimate personal mattersโskin color, genes, and sexuality. The education system is primarily concerned with political indoctrination. Traditional organized religions (which I do not subscribe to, but which have in the past provided at least some common moral and ethical ground for people) have been corrupted and polluted to such a massive extent that most people have seemingly rejected not only those religions, but also all types of traditional morals, ethics, and sane concepts of right and wrong.
Traditional values that have been systematically extinguished as Satan has grown in power include the support and love of the traditional family (father, mother, children), real in-person social interaction, basic kindness and decency, and psychologically essential contact with the outside natural world. All these important facets of normal, healthy human life have become casualties of U.S.-created-and-promoted electronic technologies, which keep people addicted and enslaved to artificial โdevicesโ and confine them like self-imprisoned convicts to artificial indoor environments. The results have been chronically pervasive neuroses and psychoses and the fundamental altering of human behavior and cognition. Electronic technology, in my opinion, has been the proudest achievement of Satan. (Iโve always thought that modern technology is basically evil, and I always agreed with Ted Kaczynskiโs motives though not his methods.)
Satan is currently in a state of masturbatory ecstasy over all those ubiquitous, always-advancing, instant-gratification โpleasureโ technologiesโsmartphones, computers, apps, Internet, virtual reality, artificial intelligence, and other things that Iโm delighted to admit I donโt even know about. He also loves spreading the pleasures of US-promoted hedonistic pop culture and never-satisfied materialism. All you need to enjoy these pleasures is a credit card and an Amazon account. And you donโt ever need to pay off your credit card balance as you bury yourself under a mountain of endless debt. Who cares? It is the accepted American way, for both citizen and government.
As the Great American Satan keeps accumulating power, the millionaires and billionaires keep getting richer, and the majority of people keep getting intellectually dumber, emotionally more immature, and economically and spiritually poorer. But the people are so addicted to and hypnotized by their magic electronic devices that they will remain satiated with overwhelming pleasure even as their lives plummet deeper into Hell, their souls and minds become ever more vacuous, and their nature-derived freedoms are methodically stripped away by the Conglomerateโs authorities. Their drug addictions combine with their technology addictions to make them oblivious to any pain, guilt, or remorse. Satan smiles.
Keep in mind that, as Izzlamists, the Iranians are servants and tools of Satan themselves. Their entire religion is based on a series of colossal lies, each one more ridiculous than the last. They follow the example of a deranged, psychopathic, sadistic, mass-murdering, paedophilic caravan robber who was the most obvious false prophet in human history. The Persians also happen to follow the Shi’a branch of this smorgasbord of weirdness that is Izzlam, and some of the things the Shi’a believe are strange even by Izzlamist standards.
None of that changes the fundamental fact that they are RIGHT about the decadence and brokenness of American culture and society.
Linkage is good for you:
- Col. Douglas Macgregor writes an excellent piece about the inherent untrustworthiness of Daemoncrats when it comes to wars;
- The Neo-Tsar sat down for a long discussion with the Russian “voenkors” and shared a lot of great information – here is a summary of what he said;
- Prof. Sergey Karaganov, apparently a pro-Western voice in Russia once upon a time, has provoked a firestorm of often heated debate in the country with his call for a preemptive nuclear strike against NATO;
- Evgeniy Norin looks at the psychological and cultural impact of the defeat the Russians suffered in the First Chechen War, and how it fundamentally altered the nation’s military and political strategy;
- George Trenin explains the origins, rise, and influence of neo-Nazims in Banderastan – definitely worth a read;
- Petr Lavrenin discusses the ways in which Bellendsky’s clown-puppet regime uses propaganda and lies as tools to deceive and enslave the Ukrainian people to the psychopathic aims of the Narcofuehrer’s Western backers;
- The Khreat Khokholite Khumvee Khounteroffensive may have khommenced, but it is such an undeniable khatastrophe that even NATO’s most stupid and blind generals have to admit to facts on the ground;
- Dr. Mathew Maavak points out the hard limitations of artificial “intelligence”, which is not actually intelligent at all, as I have been saying for quite some time;
- I’m not sure if anyone here actually cares about the Royal Family of Monaco, but apparently, the Grimaldis have been under some sort of centuries-old curse, resulting in a desperately unhappy family history;
- One of the most enduring criticisms of Christianity concerns the actual authorship of the four canonical Gospels – turns out, though, if you actually look at the evidence, we can be pretty confident the authors were who we think they were;
- A town in the Netherlands has straight-up BizANNED sex on the beach – no, not the cocktail, the ACTUAL DEED itself;
- The British Army, determined to make a laughingstock of itself on the international stage, is thinking of doing away with “gendered ranks”, or some such crap;
- Supposedly, Christopher Nolan might be back to direct an all-new “Dark Knight Trilogy”, which I rather doubt, but hey, if anyone can rescue Warner Bros. from its current financial disaster, it’s him;
And some more from Dawn Pine:
- We are not overly fond of oligarchs around here, but when one Big Tech Overlord basically refuses to pay his bills to another, it’s actually quite funny;
- If you believe the world around you has become less moral over time, a chap with a PhD has come along to tell you not to believe your own lying eyes;
- Everyone here loves bacon, but in its pre-processed form, it can be exceedingly dangerous;
- There are many trends the boxing world can do without, and the prospect of watching OnlyFools sex workers becoming paid pugilists is definitely high in that list;
- Does anyone remember that hilariously weird movie, Zootopia? Do you remember the scene where the rabbit cop discovered “naked” animals doing yoga and freaked out? Well, life imitates art, as it turns out;
- The Bermuda Triangle used to be this place of great mystery and weirdness – ever wonder what happened to it? Well, wonder no longer!;
- Reddit is rapidly going dark, and it is basically because the platform is trying hard to shut down a lot of third-party apps connected to it;
- I’m not even going to try to explain this next one – it has to do with global communities, K-pop, and international security;
- A giant undisciplined fatass wants everyone else to pay for her DIABEETUS and fat rolls spilling over into the next seat – to which I and every other sane person say, “F**K OFF, FATTIE!!!”;
- Mark Cuban may be a liberal dumbass, but at least one of his fellow panelists on Shark Tank thinks he’s a moron, so that is one man with his head screwed on straight;
- In News of the Weird – apparently, the Swedish wammenzes football team had to strip down and show their lady-bits to prove that they were actually women once, which sounds horrible, until you actually look at the dykes in question;
MUH RUSHIAN KAHLOOOOOZHUN!!!
The Neo-Tsar held a long meeting with the voenkors (war correspondents) of the Russian Federation for 3 hours (!!!), and it was quite a revealing and informative set of exchanges:
Those Who Fail To Learn From History…
History lessons of the week:
HALO Nation
Slayergod Remy aka Mint Blitz does his thing while musing about the current state of HALO Infinite:
That’s Not Gone Well…
Wazzocks gonna wazzock:
That is the Alabama Special episode – watch the whole thing, it is HYSTERICAL.
Comedy hour:
Meme Warfare
I prefer the simpler, yet classic:
Animal Planet
Your aminules are adorkable moment of the week:
And also your animals are absolute DICKS moment of the week, to balance things out:
The Lords of Steel
Gym beast props this week go to Taylor Atwood:
Ass-Kicking of the Eight Limbs
They See Me Rollin’…
Palate Cleansers
The Family that Plays Together…
Jump-Starts
Gingervitis Injections
Livin’ in the Land of the Metal Gods
Rock Out With Your Glock Out
Hot Totty
And finally, here is your Instathot to get the week started. This is Viktoriya Latysheva (ะะธะบัะพัะธั ะะฐัััะตะฒะฐ), probably in her early 30s, from Ukraine – so she is a khokholina, which means she is crazier than a honey badger and three times as dangerous. She is also quite obviously plastic, which is why she suits the Monday post so well – she is a warning and a distraction, not a recommendation. You can see what she was like before and after the surgeries – before, she looked actually kind of cute, but after, she looks like herpegonasyphilaids on a plate.
That’s all, folks, back to work now.
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That BJJ rolling video was excellent, thank you