You know that wonderful feeling when you just ate a great steak, with sweet potato fries, and an excellent glass of red wine (or, in my case, more like 3 glasses), and then you went to sleep feeling content and happy and really good? And then your alarm went off WAY TOO DAMN EARLY and you realised you had to wake up at Stupid O’Clock to get on a train to trundle two hours to the Big Shitty for a day of meetings?
Yeah. That’s me today. Mondays SUCK. That is all.
Fortunately, that is why I spent so much of yesterday putting together a most excellent collection of excellent excellence, in the form of the Great Mondaydact Browser Cruncher.
This week is about aggressively decent TV shows that we remember as being FAR better than they actually were.
Clearly, The Male Brain and I have similar(ly awful) taste in TV, because both of us grew up watching shows like The A-Team, MacGyver, and of course, Airwolf. The latter is the theme of this week’s post. I certainly have quite fond memories of the epic Airwolf soundtrack playing over the speakers every week.
Here is the clip that triggered TMB’s memories:
What about DA CHOPPA!!! in the show itself? Well, it met with a rather sad end, actually:
If you ever wondered what happened to the castmembers:
It is especially sad how Jan-Michael Vincent‘s life nosedived. The last interview of him is truly heartbreaking.
Let’s not forget that AWESOME theme music:
And let’s have a list of Top 10 episodes:
You know the funny thing about this show? I remember it very fondly – and yet, if you actually asked me to name a single actual moment from the show, I wouldn’t have a CLUE.
It is one of those things where you remember the vibe, not the details – as is the case with many things in childhood.
Keep scrolling – we’ve got memes down below too.
Presstitute Roast
I have serious issues with Brolon, as anyone who follows me knows quite well – I think he is a salesman, not an actual manager – but I have immense respect for the way he simply destroyed this BUTTSECKS Broadcasting Corporation whorenalist:
You can see, toward the end of that clip, just how contemptuous MuZk is of that faggoty little twerp across from him. And the asshat deserved it.
#BasedTucker is Based
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Dawn of Battle
The Male Brain has been doing a lot more than just watching old episodes of Airwolf. We start with an important public service announcement from Felix Rex aka Black Pigeon Speaks about the reason why money looks like arse:
JP Sears explains the value of true toxic masculinity:
Dennis Prager points out the problem with that silly phrase from Jiminy Cricket – that nonsense about “Judaeo-Christian values” notwithstanding:
Mark Manson offers some excellent advice about how to get ahead in life:
The Pixel offers 5 important signs of civilisation collapse – see how many the USSA checks off:
Kurzgesagt – in a Nutshell explains that aliens might already be on their way:
Poli-ticking Off
Mark Dice is absolutely delighted by Brolon’s defenestration (and castration) of a presstitute live on air:
Michael Knowles explains how the Wages of Woke is DEATH:
ะะตะด ะกะฒะฐัะปะธะฒัะน ะะพะฒะพัะธั!
Grandpa Grumpuss grumps, grumpily, about, as he puts it, “PR0N, boobs, and cats” – no, I’m not making that up:
Itโs All Greek To Us
The good gentlemen of The Duran break down the latest Pentaloon document leaks, and what they mean for the Banderastan War:
China Syndrome
Digging to China talks sense, for a change, about how the CPC can address China’s severe fertility problems:
It’s true. Men don’t care about women’s qualifications. We care about their youth, beauty, and fertility. Less diplomas for women leads to more babies for nations.
The Bald Truth
Brian Berletic of The New Atlas analyses the major problems faced by Ukraine in arming its (rather numerous) forces for the Khoming Khreat Khokholite Khumvee Khounteroffensive:
Credits for the “Khumvee”, i.e. “Humvee”, pun go to LRFotS and Telegram channel subscriber MK, our resident Kraut, which he based on the immense number of HMMWVs “donated” by the USSA to the neo-Nazi Banderite assclowns running things in 404 – Country Not Found.
Rulings from the Bench
Judge Andrew Napolitano has assembled his usual collection of superb talking heads and analysts to break down the current geopolitical crises. We start with Col. Douglas Macgregor:
And Maj. Scott Ritter – the good Colonel actually refers to him as “brother Ritter”, which I think is pretty damn awesome, you just don’t get a higher compliment than that:
Former CIA analyst Larry Johnson explains what the Pentagon leaks actually mean, and how a military staffer cannot possibly have leaked all of the documents:
LTC Tony Shaffer offers up his own perspective on the upcoming Khumvee Khounteroffensive:
Righteous Rantery
Lord Razor of the Fist Clan offers up an important history lesson on the “robber barons” who really weren’t:
PJW explains the “reasoning”, if one can call it that, behind really really REALLY stupid corporate decisions, like the recent “Bud Light” fiasco:
Honestly, no self-respecting beer drinker actually consumes Bud Light. That stuff is frozen horse piss. But, associating a brand normally consumed by frat boys and American football fans, by the gallon rather than the pint, with mentally ill self-mutilating lunatics, is suicidally stupid.
Of course, if any senior execs at ABInBev had ever bothered to read Corporate Cancer by Our Beloved and Dreaded Supreme Dark Lord (PBUH) Voxemort the Most Malevolent and Terrible, they could have spared the whole company an immense amount of time and trouble.
The inimitable, irrepressible Katie Hopkins is unimpressed by the Fake President’s visit to his ancestral homeland of Ireland:
Of course, that is if you believe Brandon’s own narrative about his family history. He has at various times claimed to be essentially Greek, Hispanic, Black, Jewish, and God only knows what else.
Bad Medicine
Dr. John Campbell lets the husband of a clot-shot victim do the talking, in a heartbreaking interview with a BBC whore:
Dr. Suneel Dhand has no patience for the FDA’s latest veiled threats about taking the not-vaxx:
Warriors of Faith
Tha Dizzle and his buddy The Apostate Prophet did a long livestream about a quite hilarious clip from Pakistan, where various Izzlamist clerics go into full-blown hysterics about apostasy within the Fake Religion of Peace:
Hatun Tash, the Lioness of London, provides context of that whole incident in a rather shorter video, though of course English is not her first language:
Dr. Jay Smith from PfanderFilms explains the serious problems the Fake Religion of Peace has with the truth of the Resurrection:
Al-Fadi from CIRA International and his friend Mel from Sneaker’s Corner explains the serious problems with the historical narrative behind the Izzlamist narrative of its own origins:
Manly Men of Manliness
Terrence Popp puts the rationalisation hamster on the spin-wheel at the highest possible speed setting:
Joker from Better Bachelor notes the true dark side of AI:
Burn Paedowood to the Ground
Midnight’s Edge sounds a rather despondent note about the future of STAR WARS:
Personally, I’m beyond caring. If it all burns down, that will be a Very Good Thing.
Overlord Dicktor Van Doomcock and his friend Kamran Pasha break down the rumours behind the rather odd things that happened at the latest STAR WARS event:
Gary from Nerdrotic has no hope for The Marvels:
Ryan Kinel points out that even the most bought-in cast members understand that DEM RANGZ O’ POWAH!!! was awful:
The Drinker is not happy about the return of Moon-Face Palpy:
Reading Too Much Into Things
Your “Science is F***ING WEIRD” moment of the week is from a French MD named Dr. Gerard Delepine, and discusses (through machine translation) the horrific impacts on mortality and morbidity globally from the clot-shots:
The current vaccination, accelerator of the epidemic and mortality?
The review of the main countries which have adopted broad vaccination shows that in real populations, generalized vaccination behaves more as an accelerator of the epidemic and of mortality than as a prevention thereof. [5]
In all highly vaccinated countries, the mortality recorded during the two months after vaccination is equal to or exceeds that of the whole of 2020.
LACK OF SOLID EXPERIMENTAL DATA
The tests of these vaccines were insufficient, without hindsight, because they are in progress. The first results are promised for early 2023.
None of them pointed out the possibility of a possible increase in contamination and mortality, which fortunately appear to be transitory. They are not very informative on the more or less serious side effects, such as the frequency of early vascular accidents in the days following vaccination, or the multiplication of miscarriages and menstrual disorders in women for example and of course the possible more complications. late in the medium and long term.
The race for accelerated vaccination at all costs could ultimately be ineffective for popular confidence in all vaccinations. Thereโs no point in running, you have to start on time, La Fontaine would have said. But new billionaires like the CEO of Moderna probably donโt think like the turtle in the Fable who has already amassed a fortune.
THE FUTURE IS EARLY TREATMENTS MASTERED BY FIELD PHYSICIANS
Transparent studies are essential to understand the mechanism of these transient worsening of the epidemic after vaccination and to deduce possible preventive measures, if a new outbreak occurs.
Especially since the future, after this vaccine hecatomb, remains very uncertain. The leaders who have violated the bases of medicine and democracy by imposing express vaccination without respecting the usual procedures for the safety and effectiveness of drugs placed on the market, all find themselves promising their populations early treatment for future waves, thus proving, like Boris Johnson, that they no longer believe in the vaccination they have imposed. [6]
MEDICINE SHOULD NOT BE DECIDED BY POLICY
Health policy should no longer be imposed or guided by often inaccurate simulations (and their displays sometimes influenced by policies as English scientists admit), but should be based on respect for democracy and clinical experience. field physicians possibly guided by simple non-binding recommendations.
All data must be transparent like the figures of the Sentinels Network which reflects the number of real patients, consulting doctors for clinical signs. Much more reliable than the perennial contamination figures based on unreliable PCR tests.
FREEDOM TO CARE AND BE CAREFUL
Surtout les mรฉdecins doivent รชtre autorisรฉs ร traiter librement leurs patients avec tous les moyens ร leur disposition sans diktat bureaucratique, et ce dรจs le dรฉbut de la maladie, comme dans toute autre pathologie. Dรจs le dรฉbut de lโรฉpidรฉmie, les traitements prรฉcoces basรฉs sur les antibiotiques, macrolides, lโhydroxychloroquine, lโArtemisia, les vitamines D et C et le zinc, puis lโivermectine รฉtaient connus et diabolisรฉs par les mรฉdecins de plateau au service de nouvelles drogues hors de prix comme le remdรฉsivir, et surtout des futurs vaccins.
The political choice to prohibit the free choice of treatment by the authorities has led in several countries of the world, including France, to numerous deaths, at least part of which was preventable. The ongoing trials will give voice to the families of the victims without repairing the irreparable loss of a loved one.
ESSENTIAL MORATORIUM
Totalitarianism, systematic censorship and persecution of opponents and the suppression of fundamental freedoms in science, medicine and economics only lead to more or less long-term catastrophes, including for those responsible for them.
It is high time to go back to the proven facts and to their critical examination without a priori. In all countries, experimental vaccinations were followed by an increase in contamination and mortality attributed to Covid19 and the appearance of mutants. As long as the phenomenon has not been elucidated, a moratorium on anticovid vaccinations is essential and urgent.
Your long read of the week is a typical VERY long piece from Big Serge, analysing the Pentaloon Papers and what they mean for the outcome of the Banderastan War:
Letโs briefly indulge in an overview of the leaked documents as such before we think about their contents. They take the form of photographs of physical pieces of paper from an American intelligence briefing. This implies that the particular nature of the breach is a leak (personnel with legitimate access to the documents illegally disseminating them to the public) rather than a hack (someone gaining illegitimate access through intrusion of one form or another). The pages have visible creases on them, and a hunting magazine can be seen on a table in the background. Many of the pages are marked for sharing with NATO allies, but some stipulate US eyes only.
The general impression is that an American folded the briefing documents up, put them in his/her/their/xer/xem/plur pocket (the American military is a Diverse and Inclusive institution, and the leaker could have any, all, or no gender), took the pages home and photographed them. It was almost certainly not a Russian asset – if the documents had been acquired by Russian intelligence, they would have kept it internal.
Now, the obvious question is whether the documents are real. Thereโs probably at least some rational basis to suspect a misinformation operation. All militaries engage in a range of intermingling intelligence (seeing what the enemy is doing), counterintelligence (hiding what you are doing), and misinformation (lying about what you are doing). Perhaps, one may muse, these documents were not leaked at all, but indelibly planted on the internet to mislead.
I was originally rather agnostic about the documentsโ authenticity, but I have come to the view that they are genuine (letโs rate it a 90% likelihood of authenticity and a 10% likelihood of forgery or misinformation). My reasons are essentially as follows:
- The timeline of events suggests an authentic leak. While the documents only started to circulate widely in the last week or so, they were actually first posted to the internet (as best as I can tell) on March 1st – but nobody noticed, apparently. The documents didnโt attract mass attention until a pro-Russian telegram channel found them and reposted them after badly photoshopping the casualty estimates to show much lower Russian losses. Ironically, it was these falsified edits that sparked mass interest in the documents. To me, this suggests that the documents are not part of some sort of Pentagon misinformation campaign, because they essentially sat idle in the remote corners of a Minecraft Discord server for an entire month. If American intelligence wanted to circulate fake documents, one suspects they would have actually circulated them, rather than dropping them in an obscure corner of the information space and leaving them to languish.
- The documents have perfect internal consistency. The full leak includes dozens and dozens of pages which are totally consistent down to the level of delivery dates, inventory listings, and arcane unit identification. This goes even above and beyond the perfect use of acronyms and military symbiology. Creating these documents would be a colossal undertaking and would require both precise subject matter expertise and a mammoth amount of cross-referencing to prevent contradictions – unless, of course, the documents are genuine, in which case the material would be consistent because it is real.
- The documents are relatively low on actionable intelligence. They contain no planning details of Ukraineโs coming offensive operations and only hazy outlines of Ukrainian force dispositions. A ruse intended to deceive the Russians would be expected to contain highly actionable (but false) intelligence.
- Finally, both the government and the media are proceeding as if the documents and the associated security breach are real, and they are attempting to both limit the spread of the documents online and track down the source of the leak.
All of this to me suggests that these documents offer a genuine look into the Pentagonโs handling of the war. We can retain some measure of caution and doubt, but let us proceed on the presumption of their authenticity and think on what we can learn from them.
Linkage is good for you:
- Byron King looks at the ways in which the world will change in a very short time, as the Banderastan War fundamentally reshapes the world order;
- Jim Goad is not impressed by race hucksters who tell us how much more work we need to do to become more sensitive and nice to Dindus and Dirt-Worlders;
- Eric Striker reports on the ethnic and religious cleansing of Christians in Israel, which is both very sad and not in the least bit surprising;
- Veronique de Rugy explains the Fed’s core problem, which is a severe lack of ability to perform is actual regulatory function;
- Boyd D. Cathey puts his faith in the God-Emperor to come back and rebuild what has been lost in the last 3 years – I’m not optimistic on that front, though;
- Federale thinks Japanese nationalism is on the rise and threatens American hegemony – I’ll believe it when the Japos actually boot their American occupiers OFF their islands, and not before;
- The widower of a BBC “journalist” who got jabbed with the AZO not-vaxx, and shortly thereafter planted daisies, is suing Big Pharma – about bloody time, too;
- For the “I f***ing love SAYENCE!!!” crowd, a Floriduh State University professor of criminology just proved, yet again, that the HOH-LEE SAYENCE is highly corruptible;
- Speaking of which, anyone who thinks that LLM AIs like Bard and ChatGPT are useful sources of information, plainly haven’t looked at the sheer amount of bullshit these things spew;
- And while we’re talking AI, it turns out you can now be scammed by AI-generated thots, which is both creepy and hilarious;
- Mr. Softy continues to annoy and alienate its users by getting rid of actually useful features in WinDOZE – and actually, even Win10 is still HARDER to use now than Linux Mint, and has been for a long time;
- The cost of keeping 180 F-22s operating out to 2030 is, astonishingly, GREATER than the cost of simply replacing them with 110 new Turducken Planes – though the latter are utterly useless – and that tells you a LOT about the military today;
- The Taliban, despite being Izzlamist goathumpers, have done more to stop the drugs trade in the Rockpile in ONE year than Amerikhastan managed in twenty;
- It is a basic fact of human biology that women want men taller than themselves – as really tall women inevitably find out, to their great sorrow;
- The writers of a classic dating guide from the 1990s, which gave women old-fashioned advice to put their men first, have seen their wisdom vindicated;
And some more from Dawn Pine:
- This story from China gives an entirely new meaning to the phrase, “flying a kite”;
- The EPA wants to tell you exactly how and where you can drive with its ferocious new limits on auto “pollution”;
- I keep warning about the dangers of AI, and now it turns out that AI-powered Furbys want to kill us all, which is both hilarious and deeply disturbing;
- Anyone who has been paying attention, knows damn well that “smart intercoms” and “smart meters” and “smart ANYTHING” are a terrible idea;
- Zimbabwe still wants the rest of us to pay attention to it, and is set to receive another US$2.8B of money down the drain;
- A woman got herself disinvited to her cousin’s wedding – because she has an OnlySimps page, and I have to say, I agree with the cousin on this one;
- We keep banging on about the dangers of HOH-LEE SAYENCE around here, and with good reason – it turns out there is a “cloned journal” in existence, which has duped lots of scholars into submitting actual papers;
- The Biblical wisdom about not consorting with mediums, witches, and psychics, exists for a VERY GOOD REASON, as this woman who married a ghost (yes, seriously) proves;
- An Olympic speed skater from Roumania has opened up her own OnlySimps page to fund her athletic endeavours, as she changes sports – file under “End of Western Civilisation”;
- The Bulgarians continue to deny they will donate jets to Banderastan – which they won’t, they will simply donate them to some other country, which will THEN donate them to 404;
- A couple of runners in the Dresden Marathon swapped bibs, and now face bans of up to 6 months, which is both hilarious and really stupid;
- I am not personally a fan of layoffs, at all – but I do make certain exceptions, as in the case of tech employees who are literally paid to sit around and do nothing;
- Is it just us, or are there a LOT more hot female teachers banging their male students these days than I remember from when I were a lad?;
MUH RUSHIAN KAHLOOOOOZHUN!!!
The Neo-Tsar recently inducted various foreign plenipotentiaries into their posts at their embassies in Moscow, and explained the problems facing relations between the USSA and Russia:
The dumpy woman in blue is America’s latest Ambassitard to Russia, and she is every bit as gormless and unqualified as she looks. She went on to complain about Putin’s “toxic masculinity”, or some such bullshit, shortly after this event. Suffice to say, she is not going to do well in her post.
Those Who Fail To Learn From History…
History lessons of the week:
HALO Nation
Slayergod Remy aka Mint Blitz does his thing while lamenting yet more 343i fork-ups:
Learning at the Master’s Feet
Nerd of the Rings talks Gondorian history:
Bring on the Grimdark
Majorkill explains what the Lion’s return means for the Dark Angels and for WH40K lore in general:
I must confess, I am not a big fan of this dude’s style (or of the Dark Angels, for that matter). He’s fine in small doses, though.
That’s Not Gone Well…
Wazzocks gonna wazzock:
Kitchen Nightmares with the Angry Scot:
Comedy hour:
Meme Warfare
We start off with some Airwolf memes from Dawn Pine:
Onward:
Animal Planet
Your aminules are adorkable moment of the week:
Plus another one with 3 dogs – and a cute girl as a bonus:
And also your animals are absolute DICKS moment of the week, to balance things out:
And finally, your “Meanwhile, in Russia” moment of the week:
The Lords of Steel
Gym beast props go to Jamal Browner:
Ass-Kicking of the Eight Limbs
They See Me Rollin’…
Palate Cleansers
Shuffle Off
Jump-Starts
Gingervitis Injections
Sacred Steel
Livin’ in the Land of the Metal Gods
Rock Out With Your Glock Out
Hot Totty
And finally, here is your Instathot for the start of the week. This here is Vladislava Glukhovะฐ (ะะปะฐะดะธัะปะฐะฒะฐ ะะปัั ะพะฒะฐ), of indeterminate age but probably late 20s, originally from Russia and now living in Satan Monica (that wasn’t a typo on my part), Clownipornia. She does “modelling” and “fitness influencing”.
Right, that’s it, pack up and get back to work, ya gits.
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