It would appear that a recent brush with the Chinese Mumps has stiffened the resolve of His Most Illustrious, Noble, August, Benevolent, and Legendary Celestial Majesty, the God-Emperor of Mankind, Donaldus Triumphus Magnus Astra, the First of His Name, the Lion of Midnight, may the Lord bless him and preserve him, for the Chaddest of Chads ever to Chad across a stage has out-Chadded even himself today. (Well, yesterday, by my time.)

For verily, the most mighty God-Emperor hath decreed, forsooth, that all records pertaining to Ye Greate Electorale Fraude Conspiracye shall indeed be released, yea, even lacking redactions:

I don’t want to get too hyped up about that. We’ve been waiting for years to see the evil people who tried to oust a properly elected President from office brought to justice. And we’ve been disappointed every single time.

But, if this really happens… well, as Batman once said, “Storm’s coming”:

It is written in the Book of Life that no one knows the exact day or hour in which the time of Judgement will arrive. At that point in time, those who have sinned against all that is Good, Beautiful, and True, will answer for their crimes. Of course, in the case of those who undertook an actual criminal conspiracy against a legitimately elected President, who put his life and fortune and sacred honour on the line to defend his country against the forces that have done so much to destroy it, that vengeance cannot come soon enough.

And for some of those people, at least, we might just be lucky enough to see that vengeance delivered in our own time.