There goes the weekend, and here comes Monday. I hope y’all enjoyed letting the kids out to go begging door to door for candy – and that they did not then suffer from the consequences of too much sugar in their bloodstreams all at once. If you were unfortunate enough to have to deal with the inevitable negative consequences of a sugar crash over the weekend, well, you have my sympathies.
Indeed, that is why the Great Mondaydact Browser Buster is here, to help us assuage the Mondays. And what better way to start, than with some legendary British comedy?
Most people here know what Blackadder is. For those who do not – get thee hence and buy the entire set on DVD. The whole series is brilliant, and it gets funnier and sharper with every single instalment. The great, incredible Rowan Atkinson is truly a national treasure – and he is also one of the smartest men on Earth, to boot.
Let us therefore recall the brilliance of that series, as a way to get past the awfulness of the day – we all need a laugh, after all:
#BasedTucker is Based
Dawn of Battle
The Male Brain has PLENTY of distractions for us today:
Mind-Expanding Drugs
Death Smiles At Us All…
Culture Beats
Veterans’ Day
Judge’s Ruling
MUH RUSHIAN KAHLOOOOOOOZHUN!!!
Новый-Царь Приказывает
Профессор Бровкин Учит
Дед Сварливый Говорит!
Дядя Стас Объясняет
Русская Жизнь
Polonium
Timeo Danaos Et Donna Ferentes…
Bad Medicine
Warriors of Faith
Manly Men of Manliness
Burn Paedowood to the Ground
Reading Too Much Into Things
Linkage is good for you:
- Big Serge writes up one of his typically magisterial overviews of the current front-line situation in 404;
- Vitalyi Ryumshin discusses the “meme wars” that are now the standard of discourse in US politics;
- Dmitryi Trenin lays out a “Unified Trump Theory” to explain the downright discombobulated approach of Drumpf’s foreign policy;
- Timofey Bordachyev calls for the rapid nuclear disarmament of YURP, a continent that can no longer be trusted with the world’s most lethal weapons;
- Fyodor Lukyanov outlines the way in which non-Western power centres are moving to chart a new, multi-nodal course in global politics;
- Vadim Zagorenko provides a rather interesting historical overview of the very different way in which Russians approach horror;
- Aleksandr Bobrov draws some fascinating and worrying parallels between the Cuban Missile Crisis and the current ballyhoo brewing in the southern Caribbean;
- Ian Proud explains in painstaking detail why stealing Russia’s frozen foreign exchange assets in the West, will not save Ukraine at all;
- Murad Sadygadze tries to understand why the Izzies cannot stop waging war on LITERALLY EVERYONE in their neighbourhood;
- Jayant Bhandari, an Indian, offers a fairly objective and clear-eyed view of the rise of China, which is remarkably peaceful and all-encompassing;
- Rachel Marsden sardonically notes how the Limeys are turning to one of the most evil men in recent history to help them figure out their energy policy;
- The Limeys took one of their extra-stupid Turduckens up against a USN F/A-18 in a dogfight – and the older jet won;
- Even before that debacle, the Limeys have had to admit, privately, that the F-35B that they use is a catastrophic failure;
- The Swiss Cheeses are finding it difficult to service some of their Airbus aircraft, and are cannibalising older aircraft to keep their newer ones flying;
- Elephants are amazing creatures, but in overly large numbers, they are some of the most dangerous pests in the entire world;
- SkyNet now has its own Chrome-based browser with Abominable Intelligence built right into it;
- The most useful language for talking to LLMs is not English – and actually, the top contender will come as a big surprise to you;
- For those of you interested in Linux networking, apparently it is a real bitch to manage;
- An enterprising software engineer figured out how to hack around the kill-switch that the asshole manufacturers built into his robot vacuum cleaner;
And some more from Dawn Pine:
- Another enterprising hacker figured out how to jailbreak Echelon exercise bikes – but he cannot tell the rest of us how to do it;
- The USG shutdown has a lot of people on food stamps really, really pissed off – unsurprisingly;
- Razer inadvertently infuriated women with their latest ad – but I doubt that will do anything to dent their sales, given their core demographic;
- The ad itself is actually really good;
- This 80-year-old grandma just proved to the rest of us that you are NEVER too old to get off the damn couch and do something awesome;
- The Sorks from Gay Korea may not be interested in breeding, but they sure do know how to make Ornj Boi feel special;
- And speaking of people who refuse to breed, thereby turning themselves into an abomination – women are spending US$20K on hyper-realistic BABY DOLLS;
- The situation in Sudan appears to be very rapidly spiralling out of control, and is likely to go into a full-blown partition crisis;
- In serious echoes of the Enron saga, an accounting firm audited First Brands and found nothing wrong – right before the company collapsed;
HALO Nation
BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!!!
Big Boyz Toyz
Oh No! Anyway…
Comedy Hour
Meme Warfare
We begin with some dank memes from The Male Brain:
And now, as LRFotS RobertW likes to say:
Animal Planet
Derpskies
Golden Doofuses
On a Mission from Dog
Cats Against Humanity
German Shedders
Wolfie
Pawsitivity
As you can see, this is perhaps the most aggressively pro-dog shitpoasting blog on TEH HOL OF TEH INNARWEBZ!!!
Real Men Watch REAL Sports
REPS FOR JESUS!!!
Ass-Kicking of the Eight Limbs
They See Me Rollin’…
JUST BLEED!!!
Facefisted
Gymtardery
Palate Cleansers
Axe Me Anything
Arrow to the Knee
Knives Out
Clean Underpants
Drumlines
Daddy Daycare
Guitar Heroics
MOAR DAKKA!!!
Mambo Italiano
Soul Food
Engrish
Jump-Starts
Gingervitis Injections
Livin’ in the Land of the Metal Gods
This week we are going all proggy with the legendary AYREON:
Rock Out With Your Glock Out
1 Comment
I am not surprise on the Japanese women preferring Japanese men, yes some prefer western. But I think most people prefer their people but often will blend due to attraction, scarcity and harmony (Yes, will she make your life better or worse). In the West I would say most white men would prefer white women but not if they are feminist, as many are, causing scarcity for white men. A lot of North East Asian (and Sometimes SEA) women are attractive and provide harmony, improving a man life, it is the reason why many white men go for Asian women over white women, why I think in other time periods this would not happen. If tomorrow White women stop feminism and start to be more feminine (and return to Jesus, not fake Christianity), marriage rate with whites would return to healthy levels and most white men and white women would be happy