Boys, not gonna lie – it was a pretty rough weekend, and this Monday doesn’t look like it’s going to be any better. But we carry on regardless, because we’re men and that’s what we do. And what better way to do so than by forcing your computer to hit swap memory via the Great Mondaydact Browser Buster?
(I’m not joking about that. Longtime reader and fellow HALOniac lynch wrote in a while back to tell me that he actually enjoys checking to see whether his browser forces his computer to use swap memory when loading up these weekly browser killers. For non-geeks, this basically means that the page consumes so much computer memory that your PC is forced to start using your disk drive space to store some non-essential information. If your PC has to do that, you’re doing something impressive in the process.)
We start with the theme that’s on everyone’s mind right now – the Supreme Court of the United States. The God-Emperor has of course nominated Amy “Crazy Eyes” Comey Barrett to fill in the now-vacant SCOTUS seat, and the fireworks raging on the Left side of the aisle are pretty spectacular to watch:
I’m not thrilled about the fact that the God-Emperor nominated a woman to the high court – though my opinion on the subject amounts to less than a bucket of bullshit in terms of importance and value. The fact that she also adopted babies not of her own race is, indeed, an issue, though in her defence she has 5 biological children, one of whom has Down’s Syndrome. And to her immense credit, partly because of her faith, she refused to abort that child, which speaks very highly of her integrity and human decency.
All things considered, it’s not a bad pick at all – not the greatest, but not terrible either. We’ll see how it all works out. Hopefully the SCOTUS will go back to being a judicial branch, rather than an unelected and unaccountable legislative one by proxy.
We can but hope. In the meantime, the coming collapse of what some call the Anglo-Zionist Empire proceeds apace, and all we can do is prepare for it.
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Before we move on to the tragicomical farce that is modern politics, let us take a moment to observe a serious and sober debate between two thoughtful and erudite scholars of the human condition:
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His Most Illustrious, Noble, August, Benevolent, and Legendary Celestial Majesty, the God-Emperor of Mankind, Donaldus Triumphus Magnus Astra, the First of His Name, the Lion of Midnight, may the Lord bless him and preserve him, has had a wild week. He definitely appears to be on a serious roll now that he has nominated his third candidate to the SCOTUS. But just last night, his tax returns were leaked by the New York F***ing Slimes, and it turns out that, although they don’t paint anything good about his supposed business prowess, they sure as shit don’t amount to a bombshell either:
In fact, the tax returns leaked out by the NYFT actually debunk a very large number of seriously stupid theories about the God-Emperor:
Russia. The Times found no evidence of any links to Russia that were previously unreported. The tax returns, it says, do not “reveal any previously unreported connections to Russia.” All they show is that the 201 Miss Universe pageant in Moscow was “was the most profitable Miss Universe during Mr. Trump’s time as co-owner, and that it generated a personal payday of $2.3 million.” That’s all there is to the vast Russian business interests Democrats hinted (and hoped) the returns would show.
Michael Cohen. Prosecutors in New York have subpoenaed the tax returns for a criminal investigation — most likely, having to do with payments via Trump’s former lawyer, Michael Cohen (now a convicted felon), to alleged lovers (including Stormy Daniels). The Times noted: “The materials obtained by The Times did not include any itemized payments to Mr. Cohen.” It added: “The amount, however, could have been improperly included in legal fees written off as a business expense.” That’s it.
The Audit. Democrats and journalists have mocked Trump’s long-standing claim that he could not release his tax returns because he faced an Internal Revenue Service audit. The Times confirmed the audit: “Also hanging over him is a decade-long audit battle with the Internal Revenue Service over the legitimacy of a $72.9 million tax refund that he claimed, and received, after declaring huge losses. An adverse ruling could cost him more than $100 million.” It is real, just as Trump has claimed.
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#BasedTucker is based:
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Mark Dice looks at the Daemoncrat circus surrounding the Notorious RBG’s replacement – and it’s getting sillier by the day:
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Dave from Blue Collar Logic asks whether it is appropriate to walk away from sportzball because of the endless politicking (spoiler: F*** YEAH IT IS!!!):
And Jason looks on with wry amusement at the massive scuffle going on with the Notorious RBG’s now-vacant seat:
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Bill Whittle gets in on the whole “Ruthless SCOTUS” gag as well:
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The Male Brain is busy celebrating Yom Kippur over in Israel today, but he put in plenty of time last week to send over the usual assemblage of awesome sauce. We start with a video from Felix Rex BPS about the Notorious RBG and the way that her removal is driving people on the Left absolutely berserk:
We’ve all been doing an awful lot of streaming of late – Honest Trailers explain how every such service works:
In the midst of all of the hysteria over the Commiefornian forest fires, nobody – other than John Stossel – ever bothered to wonder whether the gubmint had anything to do with them (spoiler alert: THEY ABSOLUTELY DID):
Classic clip from JPSears that at least two different people have sent to me about what it’s like to live in Commiepornia right now:
An interesting video from Cheddar about how and why human teeth are seemingly so badly designed:
The main conclusion to draw from that one is really simple – SUGAR IS BAD FOR YOU. The end.
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Some Twits as well, also from Dawn Pine:
Dear Lord, seeing the Hilldebeast’s daemonic visage, even in a Twit, is enough to send shivers down my spine.
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Paul Ramsey and his wife Sasha evidently REALLY didn’t like the Notorious RBG, and made their feelings EXTREMELY clear:
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Liz Wheeler reports that just when you thought Commiepornia couldn’t get any more disgusting, they somehow manage to subvert your expectations even further:
The moment that I heard the name of the California State Senator who proposed that bill, I immediately thought there was something “off”. A guy named Wiener wants to decriminalise serious sex crimes against minors? Seriously? That’s GOT to be parody.
Turns out, it’s not. And it gets worse. Go click on the link to his Wikipedia profile. Take a look at his picture. As Heartiste would say, “physiognomy is real”.
On top of which, Scott Wiener is gay, and a member of the (((Tribe))).
If the goal here was to avoid the stereotype that homos and Tribe-members are paedophiles, well, IT’S NOT BLOODY WORKING.
Look, members of the (((Tribe))) read my work and my blog – and something like 25% of this very post was supplied by one of them. So I have to ask those of you who ARE part of the Tribe:
WHY do your own people continue to represent such a disproportionate segment of the really degenerate parts of society?!?
This is a problem that your people really need to address. I’m telling you this as someone who strongly supports your right to your own nation, Israel, in the land that our God, Yahweh, gave you. There is a reason why you keep getting kicked straight out of every country and empire that significant numbers of you have ever lived in. You need to get on top of this shit and stop it from happening, because the rest of us are getting sick and tired of tolerating such disgusting nonsense.
Seriously, guys, stop listening to the Shapirus and Pragers and other Neo-Palestinians of this world, and stop obeying the really horrific parts of your own Talmud with respect to child-rape and abuse of Gentiles.
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Dr. David Wood from Acts17Apologetics lays out a beautiful combo that floors the legacy of The Greatest:
Cassius Clay was a legendary boxer. He should have been proud of his name and heritage. He was named after a great abolitionist who fought and bled – literally – for the freedom of Black slaves.
Instead, he chose to name himself after men who enslaved Black men and sexually abused and raped Black women.
Bit of an own-goal, that.
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Lord Razor of the Fist Clan offers his thoughts about Microsoft’s attempted (and likely to be successful) acquisition of Bethesda, along with ALL of the vast IP catalogue that such a purchase will bring:
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China Uncensored breaks down the real numbers behind the God-Emperor’s supposedly great deal that will make Tik Tok an “American-owned” subsidiary of ByteDance:
It’s all bullshit. China is getting off very easily, and TikTok is unquestionably going to remain a huge security risk for the USA.
Better by far simply to ban TikTok outright – though the God-Emperor’s insistence on a $5 billion “donation” from ByteDance and its partners is actually a pretty funny notion. In this one case, it’s really too bad that the Donald is not Italian – this is exactly the sort of thing that a Sicilian mafia boss would demand. Imagine the hilarity of “Don Trumpioni” stroking a cat while demanding a “contribution” from ByteDance to fund US education initiatives!
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Related – people like me have been arguing for years that China is in fact a wounded dragon. Turns out, the data back up that notion, and China is likely to break apart into multiple nations in the near future, as this video from GeoPop points out:
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America Uncovered looks askance at the silly notion that the God-Emperor’s Kung Flu immunity plan will kill MEEEEELLIONS!!! of people:
As Chris Chappell and his team point out quite clearly, the “6.6 MILLION DEAD PEOPLE BECAUSE ORANGE MAN BAD!!!!!” statement is ludicrous, because MSHIV is using a CASE FATALITY RATE calculation, not the INFECTION FATALITY RATE.
I covered this issue in a post weeks ago. The entire reason that we have all had a complete freak-out over this virus is because scientists made a basic arithmetic error, and then published that error, and then that error got propagated through the never-to-be-sufficiently-cursed whorenalists of the mainstream (((media))) and the political class.
We were lied to the entire time. If you divide the total number of deaths – and that number in the USA is EXTREMELY suspect – by a realistic estimate of the true number of infections, which is anywhere from 5 to 20 times higher than the number of confirmed cases, then the actual IFR ranges from 0.6% to under 0.15%. And that fatality rate is backed up by the hard data on the Kung Flu.
In other words, we’re probably looking at about 500,000 more dead people – in theory – before this “herd immunity” thing is achieved. And that’s before we get to the reality that the Kung Flu has probably run its course by now, and has killed most of the people that were likely to die from it in the first place. We can make this argument because we are seeing infection rates spiking worldwide, without seeing commensurate spikes in death rates.
This whole panic was entirely unnecessary and completely crazy. We should never have gotten so worked up about ANY of this.
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Jared Taylor from American Renaissance explains the odd phenomenon that we are currently seeing of White women wanting to be Black – I think the Current Year term is “trans-racial”, WTF that means:
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Terrence Popp exposes the ludicrous myth behind the “FAR RIGHT!!!!” bogeyman that the Hard Left loves to trot out in order to intimidate and frighten people into supporting their madness:
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Anthony Mackie – star of some interesting stuff, including Altered Carbon‘s second season – has some very trenchant, and correct, things to say about modren Hollyweird:
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Midnight’s Edge reports on some evident troubles on the set of The Mandalorian:
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Overlord Dicktor Van Doomcock looks into the same issue:
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Gary from Nerdrotic looks at the absolute ratings CATASTROPHE from Emmys So Woke!:
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The Drinker watched The New Mutants, so that you didn’t have to – and severely regretted it:
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Your “Science is F***ING WEIRD” moment of the week comes from Dawn Pine and concerns the evergreen (literally) subject of time travel – as he said in his email to me, “Paging H. G. Wells…”:
Paradox-free time travel is theoretically possible, according to the mathematical modeling of a prodigious University of Queensland undergraduate student.
Fourth-year Bachelor of Advanced Science (Honours) student Germain Tobar has been investigating the possibility of time travel, under the supervision of UQ physicist Dr. Fabio Costa.
“Classical dynamics says if you know the state of a system at a particular time, this can tell us the entire history of the system,” Mr Tobar said.
“This has a wide range of applications, from allowing us to send rockets to other planets and modeling how fluids flow.
“For example, if I know the current position and velocity of an object falling under the force of gravity, I can calculate where it will be at any time.
“However, Einstein’s theory of general relativity predicts the existence of time loops or time travel—where an event can be both in the past and future of itself—theoretically turning the study of dynamics on its head.”
Mr Tobar said a unified theory that could reconcile both traditional dynamics and Einstein’s Theory of Relativity was the holy grail of physics.
“But the current science says both theories cannot both be true,” he said.
“As physicists, we want to understand the Universe’s most basic, underlying laws and for years I’ve puzzled on how the science of dynamics can square with Einstein’s predictions.
“I wondered: “is time travel mathematically possible?”
Mr Tobar and Dr. Costa say they have found a way to “square the numbers” and Dr. Costa said the calculations could have fascinating consequences for science.
“The maths checks out—and the results are the stuff of science fiction,” Dr. Costa said.
As if 2020 didn’t give us all enough of a headache already, now we have the endless paradoxes introduced by time travel to add to all of that shit…
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Your long read of the week is a sermon by R. N. Sledd, and concerns the Lord’s forgiveness of sins:
But we have more than abstract declarations and promises with respect to the fruits of penitence and faith; we have illustrations in the lives of the saints, glorious demonstrations of the truth we are considering. “By faith Abel offered unto God a more excellent sacrifice than Cain, by which he obtained witness that he was righteous, God testifying of his gifts.” “By faith Enoch was translated that he should not see death; and was not found, because God had translated him; but before his translation he had this testimony, that he pleased God.” Abraham is called “the friend of God;” and beyond question he knew that God was his friend. He would never have gone so willingly he knew not whither and dwelt so cheerfully as a stranger and pilgrim in the promised land, or given to the world such a magnificent exhibition of the obedience of faith in surrendering his son to the altar of sacrifice, had he not known beyond peradventure that God was with him in the plentitude of His resources and the fulness of his love. Job could say, “I know that my Redeemer liveth.” David prayed, “Restore unto me the joy of Thy salvation” — a prayer without meaning if David had not previously known what the joy of salvation is. We need not further multiply examples. The Old Testament abounds with proofs that even amid the shadows of that dispensation the servants of God rejoiced in the assurance of His favor and love. But that dispensation was as the early dawn to the noonday when compared with the day of Christ and the ministration of the Spirit. And if the saints enjoyed this gracious privilege then, for a much stronger reason may we expect to enjoy it now. Accordingly we find that not apostles and a favored few only, but multitudes in all ages of the church have rejoiced in this happy experience. “Ye are My witnesses,” said the Master; Yes, gracious Lord, and we gladly speak the things we do know and testify that we have seen. We know that Thou hast power on earth to forgive sins; for though Thou wast angry with us, Thine anger is turned away and Thou comfortest us.
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Linkage is good for you:
- You know shit’s gettin’ meta when “a white man who thinks he’s black attacks a black man for criticizing a white woman the white man thinks is black”;
- Threatening to impeach the God-Emperor for doing his damn JOB is about the dumbest thing that the Daemoncrats could possibly attempt – and considering what they’ve been up to this year, that’s saying something;
- Related – the God-Emperor says, “BRING IT!!!“;
- The Daemoncrats have a long and highly dishonourable history of trying to pack the SCOTUS – and unsurprisingly, it doesn’t work out well for them at the ballot box when they try that idiocy;
- There does appear to be a natural affinity between Leftists and and certain types of Jews when it comes to attacking all that is Good, Beautiful, and True;
- And that brings to mind a classic contribution to this blog from Dawn Pine, in which he responded to an article last year that I wrote about Talmudic Judaism over 2 years ago;
- An interesting and thought-provoking article from Daniel Greenfield about the origins of globalism – whether you agree with it or not – and the reasons why the rest of the world destroyed it;
- Our mountain man Roosh writes about the strong pull that temptation and sin present from his past, especially when compared with the extremely difficult present;
- Your pick-me-up of the week in the form of some great news about migrants getting stuck on the Great Border Wall – FINISH IT NOW, O MIGHTY GOD-EMPEROR!;
- “Get woke, go broke” comes for the Emmys, which evidently nobody in his right mind watched;
- Birds are falling out of the sky in a Russian city 1,000Km south of Moscow, which should tell you everything you need to know about how 2020 is going as we head into the home stretch;
- If you hated hipsters before, you’ll REALLY hate them when you see this news story about Gucci “eco-friendly grass-stained jeans” on sale for – wait for it – $1,200;
And some more from Dawn Pine:
- Woke stupidity is coming for GitHub – the rest of the FLOSS community is not far behind, and it’s already beginning to show in terms of updates and stability within Linux;
- Creating good new content is really hard, especially for diversity hires, so why not just copy older and better material instead?;
- Taking a break from politics and wokeness, archaeologists have found some fascinating new artifacts that shed light on the ancient Bronze Age civilisation of the Mycenaeans – see below in the “History Lessons” section for more about that era;
- Sleepy Creepy Uncle Joe Biden’s memory is slipping faster than his teeth – he claimed to attend a law school in Delaware that had no idea he was even in the neighbourhood;
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The Neo-Tsar is monitoring some seriously weird problems happening between the satellite nations of Azerbaijan and Armenia:
Armenian separatists in the breakaway region of Nagorno-Karabakh said Monday 15 more of its fighters have been killed in a flare-up of a territorial dispute, bringing the total death toll to 39 as the fighting entered a second day.
World leaders have urged a halt to the fighting between Azerbaijan and the Armenian rebels after clashes erupted Sunday raising the specter of an all-out conflict that could draw in regional powers Russia and Turkey.
Ex-Soviet Armenia and Azerbaijan have been locked since the early 1990s in a territorial dispute over the Armenia-backed secessionist enclave, with deadly fighting flaring up earlier this year and in 2016.
The defense ministry in Karabakh announced a total military death toll of 32 Monday. Seven civilian fatalities were reported earlier including an Azerbaijani family of five and one woman and a child on the Armenian side.
The Armenian defense ministry said heavy fighting continued overnight and Monday morning along the frontline and claimed it had won back positions taken Sunday by Azerbaijani forces.
But Baku claimed further advances.
Azerbaijani forces “are striking enemy positions using rocket-artillery and aviation… and have taken several strategic positions around the village of Talysh,” the defense ministry said.
You wouldn’t know it from looking at President Putin’s appearance at recently conducted military exercises:
But in reality, Russia is taking a keen interest in this border clash between two FSU border states. This is a huge problem for them. Both Armenian and Azerbaijani immigrants are heavily integrated into Russian society and the economy. President Putin and the Russian government have long played a role in the Caucasus region to maintain peace and stability – not least because that entire area is very turbulent and Azerbaijan happens to border the autonomous region of Chechnya. And that, of course, is where the Russians fought a brutal and bloody war in the 1990s which exposed the extreme weakness of their military, and was a major factor in launching Putin’s political career.
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History lessons of the week:
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Ever wondered what the Elites in HALO: Combat Evolved were actually yelling? As most HALO buffs know, the Elite sounds were in fact reversed audio recordings of SMaj Avery Johnson’s voice actor, David Scully, saying and yelling all kinds of inane nonsense:
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Apparently there are things in The Witcher 3 that you really SHOULD NOT DO:
Any of my hardcore gamer readers care to weigh in on that one? I’ve never played any of the Witcher games, so I’ve no clue what that’s all about.
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Wazzocks gonna wazzock:
Apparently the wazzocks even made an appearance on something called Phineas & Ferb:
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Kitchen Nightmares with the Angry Scot:
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Comedy hour:
That video was sent to me by reader and good friend WB down in the American South – thank ye kindly, sir.
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Pics, guns, girls, starting with some Yom Kippur memes from our friend Dawn Pine:
Onward:
I don’t listen to pop music, so I have no idea what this “Despacito” thing is, but DAMN that meme is funny!
The memes concerning the Notorious RBG’s passing are hysterical:
Oh boy. Judge Karen, INCOMING!
OK, I’m willing to forgive and permit a lot when it comes to the SCOTUS, but eating PINEAPPLE ON PIZZA is just a bridge too far!
(Don’t NOBODY dare bring up the fact that my mum used to make pizza with pineapple slices on it when I was a teenager – and that it was delicious.)
I just HOWLED at this next one:
Headlines of the Week indicate that Gov. Ron DeSantis’s full reopening of Floriduh is going to result in some extremely funny stories very soon:
Exactly how you can injure yourself with a Chicken McNugget, is something that I will leave to your own twisted imagination.
Your “Hey Floriduh Man, Y’all Hold My Beer” moment of the week:
Your “Heffalump” moment of the week:
Your “Any Way You Can Get It” moment of the week:
Your “VERY Rare Cheeseburgers” moment of the week:
Your “Number 2” moment of the week:
Your “Instant Karma” moment of the week:
Your “Breast Intentions” moment of the week:
Your… uh… y’know what, just look at it:
Hey Lefty Loonies, you want to know why we love watching Fox News?
This year’s Thanksgiving is shaping up to be the one where the turkeys finally get their own back:
Men spend a lot more time than we get credit for, thinking about the important questions:
NOT TRUE! Whiskey mixes extremely well with the decision to drink more whiskey!!!
In case your inner Grammar Nazi needs a hug:
We’re going to see a lot of that in about a month’s time. Shit’s gonna be EPIC, boys.
WARNING – there is too much EPICNESS in this next photo to be viewed without a LOT of eye protection:
Time for girls with guns:
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Your Dog of the Week is the adorably goofy Welsh Corgi – aka the Queen’s dog:
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Silence, please, gentlemen, as we observe a member of Gymbeasticus liftheavshitus in his natural surroundings:
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Buakaw Beatdown of the Week:
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Jesus loves knockouts:
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Synthwave keeps it all chillaxed:
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#IronEagle
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And to round (heh) things off nicely, here’s your Instathot to get the week off to a pleasant start. Her name is Andreane Chamberland, age 27, born in Quebec City, Canada. (Canoeheads might disagree with that, given that the Quebecois have made it ABUNDANTLY clear that they want nothing to do with Canada in general and consider themselves to be a nation unto themselves. They speak “French”, of a sort, which the Frogs themselves find incomprehensible whenever they go over to Quebec, while the rest of Canada speaks English.)
She is something of a well-known model and reality TV star in her own right, actually – she appeared in some sort of French-Canadian reality TV show (that might just be one of the most depressing 5-word sentences ever assembled) called Les Anges, aka Pacific Dream. She is the daughter of a single mother, though perhaps not by way of divorce – apparently her dad passed away a while back. So, her TQ may not be quite radioactive, but it’s still pretty darned high.
OK, chaps, that’s all, off to work now. Try to avoid the pitfalls of dating bunny boilers and future Karens – you’ll be much happier if you do.
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Those that are wringing their hands or bitching that Trump should replace RBG with a Scalia are missing the point. At this time, they’d never get a dude. I doubt he ever would, given the conditions. A like for a like is how these people play.
First off, it’s an epic opportunity to replace RBG and tilt the court. You could nominate zimbu the monkey and we’d be no worse off.
Barrett is a great choice, given the conditions. The drag her in the mud over motherhood, faith, catholicism, and whatnot and they’ll lose even more base and independents in the Trumpslide.
She reminds me of two of my sisters. I’m sure I’m not the only one.
Either moving to 16GB of ram has made this page much less of a browser buster than it once was, or WordPress is that much better than Blogger.
Before starting the youtubes, it took 1.21GB, and after I started all of the youtube links, 3.30GB. But w/16GB ram and SSD storage, the overall effect on the system was minimal.
In order to cope with the ongoing march of technological progress, you are going to have to provide 10x the memes and thots as a bare minimum! 🙂
Also, ODST is out on MCC for PC now. Such a great game and soundtrack.
If you would play one last game in your life, try the Wither 3. I never put so many hours on a single player game before.
In the video above, Ciri is not supposed to be playable in the game. It’s only during certain flash back scenes that you play with her and then you resume as Geralt. Somehow, that person found a glitch that bring Ciri as a playable character, at the cost of severe appearance deficit disorder. That is to say a very unsightly outcome.
It’s even more disturbing when you think that Geralt was like a father to her since he raised her as a witcher despite her not being mutated into one.