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Monday morning Vee-Pee vacuity

by | Aug 17, 2020 | Mondays, Uncategorized | 8 comments

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Bloody hell, what a horrible d-

Oh, right. Whoops.

Well, enough with the complaints, then. Let’s get on with making things a bit less miserable.

And we’ll start by having a good old belly laugh at the expense of the Daemoncrats for picking such a transparently ridiculous VP nominee to help Sleepy Creepy Uncle Joe to lose the race in 2020. Over to you, Lord Razor:

Much is being made about Kamala Harris’s half-Indian background – because this is, after all, the age of identity politics. Will her “exotic” heritage – half-Indian, half-Jamaican – make her electable to the progressive crowd?

Well, maybe in the USA, but that’s a bit of a long shot – and she definitely doesn’t have many friends on the subcontinent right now:

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His Most Illustrious, Noble, August, Benevolent, and Legendary Celestial Majesty, the God-Emperor of Mankind, Donaldus Triumphus Magnus Astra, the First of His Name, may the Lord bless him and preserve him, lost his younger brother last week:

President Donald Trump announced on Saturday that his brother Robert Trump had died following a serious illness.



“He was not just my brother, he was my best friend,” Trump wrote in a statement. “He will be greatly missed, but we will meet again.”



President Trump visited his brother Robert at the hospital on Friday afternoon in New York City before returning to his club at Bedminster, New Jersey.



“He’s having a hard time,” Trump told reporters at a press conference earlier that day. “I have a wonderful brother. We’ve had a great relationship for a long time, from day one.”



Details of his illness were not publicized.



President Trump has four other siblings; Maryanne Trump Barry is a senior judge on the U.S. Court of Appeals for the Third Circuit, and Elizabeth Trump Grau is a retired Chase Manhattan Bank executive. His brother Fred was 43 when he died because of complications related to alcoholism.



Robert Trump was the youngest child in the family and was 72. He was very supportive of his brother running for president.

I am truly sorry for the Trump family. His brother’s death is a sobering reminder to all of us that even the God-Emperor, the lion who walks among men, is mortal, and one day he will be gone. But his legacy of epicness will live on, and his greatest supporters, like his younger brother, will be well remembered in the Kingdom of Heaven for all that they did to aid Trump Magnus to the Cherry Blossom Throne.

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#BasedTucker is based:

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Patrick Bet-David breaks down viewership numbers for cable news and sports, and shows that #BasedTucker is beating the absolute pants off of both CNN and the NBA, combined:

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Mark Dice roasted Brian Stelter recently, with extraordinary success, and now he’s turned his attention onto the court jester of the White House Press Corps – which is quite an achievement, in its own way, given what a gaggle of morons that bunch is. That is to say, he has now wrecked the reputation of one Jim Acosta:

That “straight man” approach is perfect for sending up the bunch of moronic doofuses that populate the Clown News Network.

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Jason talks about Kamala Harris as the first ever affirmative action Vice Presidential pick:

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Bill Whittle is VERY happy that Camel-Toad Harris was selected to be Sleepy Creepy Uncle Joe’s running mate, because he thinks that she will prove to be a colossal failure in every way:

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Our good friend The Male Brain has plenty of great stuff for us as usual, starting with a superb video from Black Pigeon Speaks (well, Felix Rex BPS, but it’s the same dude) about how Samuel Huntington’s “civilisational clash” thesis was eerily prescient, especially as Turkey asserts a highly muscular foreign policy against its Western neighbours:

We start with a very interesting set of insights into the illusion of having a “balanced” life, and the cost of true success:

It really says a lot about the state of the Daemoncratic Party that we’re reduced to comparing the boobage on Kamala Harris and Elizabeth Warren to figure out who to pick for Veep:

There is A LOT wrong with Alexandria Occasional-Cortex – like her stupid baby voice, her horse-teeth, and most of all, every single thing that she says. But you can’t deny that she has a very nice rack.

Aaron Clarey has been arguing for going on ten years that college is not necessary for success, and I agree with him entirely, having gone through that exact system of “success”. Seems like maybe that advice is finally going mainstream:

This Honest Government ad about the Kung Flu has aged about as well as milk on a porch, given the blatant and unwarranted overreactions to this nonsense in Australia and around the world:

One of Dawn Pine’s kids absolutely loved The Last Airbender, and this Honest Trailer absolutely nails all of its best features:

Wisecrack explains why people who predict things for a living should not be trusted, and why they get things wrong so often:

The same channel also explains how and why advertising became “woke”, therefore unbearable:

There was a time when advertising was used to sell people interesting products in an artistic way. Those days are LONG gone.

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Paul Ramsey patiently explains why the current Leftist, Promethean, literally Satanic drive to renounce maths as “White Supremacism” is going to end up killing people:

Every single word that he uttered in that screed is spot-on. These people are literally Satanists. They stand against everything that is Good, Beautiful, and True – especially the last bit. The truth is by far the most powerful weapon that the rest of us have against them. The problem is that defending the truth is hard and very scary work.

But we still have to do it. And the wonderful thing about the truth is that if you stand up for it, and if you push it hard enough, eventually, the truth ALWAYS wins, because it is TRUE.

Lies cannot stand against truth. Do not stand in the way of the truth. Just accept it, and then, defend it.

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PJW calls Lewis Hamilton the crybaby hypocrite that he really is, six F-1 championships be damned:

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Lord Razor of the Fist Clan explains why DC Comics is deep in the shitter right now, and has absolutely no hope of escaping it:

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China Uncensored looks closely at those weird seeds that the Chinese mailed out to Americans, and it turns out that most of those seed packets were basically free shit sent out by Chinese sellers:

Frankly, the only thing more terrifying than the thought of cheap Chinese shit, is free Chinese shit.

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America Uncovered takes a close look at the chaos in Belarus following the inevitable reelection of President Lukashenko:

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Jared Taylor from American Renaissance looks at Black Americans who moved back to Africa:

As Mr. Taylor points out, plenty of Blacks in history gave up on trying to live next to Whites in America, and moved back to Africa thinking that they would find their roots there.

They didn’t. They were treated as strangers, because they absolutely were strangers. They were not linguistically, ethnically, religiously, historically, and culturally African.

A classic example of the deep regret felt by a Black who went back to Africa, and hated the experience, is Keith B. Richburg’s Out of America, which every Black person considering a “return to the mother continent” should read before making any serious plans.

Yet the reality is that separation is the ONLY available solution to avoiding a truly horrific war. Blacks have already made it absolutely clear that they cannot and WILL NOT live alongside Whites – even though only a minority of Blacks are actually causing the problem, the Great Silent Majority of them aren’t interested in policing their own.

The most likely and least horrid solution is probably to give Blacks their own country within the landmass of the USA – kind of like the tribal reservations, but with much stronger laws, borders, and standing armies. And then just leave them to it. Whites can go back to having a White country, Blacks can have their own Black country, Hispanics can have their own Hispanic country, and so on.

This isn’t something that Americans find palatable right now. It won’t be palatable for years, perhaps decades, to come. But, one way or another, separation is inevitable.

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Terrence Popp gives Tomi Lahren’s “men are trash” screed the Full Monty treatment, and boy is it a good one to watch:

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Midnight’s Edge takes a close look at the reasons why Colin Trevorrow was fired from his post as the original director of STAR WARS IX: The Fall of Skywalker:

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Overlord Dicktor Van Doomcock has some fascinating rumours and dirt to dish out about Kathleen Kennedy and the reasons why she made such a colossal mess of the sequel “trilogy”:

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Gary from Nerdrotic looks at the reviews for the first episode of the awful new cartoon series, Star Trek: Lower Decks:

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The Drinker explains, drunkenly, that the comics industry is in a state of truly horrific decline:

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Your “Science is F***ING WEIRD” moment of the week, with a fighting flavour:

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Your long read of the week is about the ways in which the Charlottesville catastrophe presaged the current pandemonium in the major cities:

I was there: three years ago tonight, Friday, August 11, 2017, was the apex of the Alt Right: a typically imaginative resurrection of America’s torchlight procession tradition, taking the Left completely by surprise and provoking hysteria among liberals. But the next day, August 12, the Alt Right’s court-approved Unite The Right rally was brutally mugged by a gang of paramilitary, elected, uniformed, media and (later) robedDemocrats. And this turned out a dress rehearsal for the anarcho-tyrannicalnation-wide insurrection now taking place:Antifa violence; official complicity; police paralysis (unless arresting anyone trying to resist); all protected by tightly-controlled Narrative of Legacy Media lies. Maybe President Trump’s peculiar passivity will pay off at the polls. But to me right now ,it looks like Charlottesville 2017 was the beginning of a successful Communistcoup against America.



In Chicago, Portland, and other cities around the country, chaos grips the streets. At the same time, governments and their chosen instruments are cracking downon law-abiding Americans’ rights to own guns, speak online, and defend themselves. Naïve normies wonder why Americans aren’t rising up to defend themselves and their heritage. They forget that nationalists already did that at Charlottesville and the state destroyed them.



The Unite The Right rally was such a disaster because both organizers and attendees failed to anticipate that state and local officials wouldn’t protect the demonstration—much less that city officials, including the police chief, would deliberately inciteviolence, according to the city’s own independent report.



Furthermore, once police got the “state of emergency” that they wanted to shut down the demonstration, they didn’t restore peace at all but instead let a sprawling melee break out all over the city, directly causing the James Fields tragedy. In the aftermath, nationalist demonstrators had the book thrown at them; Leftists were let go and lionized by journalists.

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Linkage is good for you, and we’re gonna call this one the “yeah, I know, SHOCKING!!!” edition:

And some more from Dawn Pine:

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The Neo-Tsar is busy confronting a rather interesting and serious crisis in one of Russia’s closest, yet sketchiest, allies:

The truth is that Belarus is a completely artificial state, much more artificial even than the Ukraine, and it is a state which simply cannot survive by itself. Neither can it hope to survive forever on Russian aid. And while looking at the roots of Ukrainian nationalism is important and interesting, such an exercise is useless in the case of Belarus since Belarusian nationalism is something truly a-historical and artificial and which really has no foundation outside western ideological dogmas.



While the Soviet Union’s Marxist and generally russophobic ideology regime always fostered the emergence of local nationalisms (and even created previously non-existing “nationalities”), Belarusian nationalism was something which never got much traction, which is hardly surprising since any distinction between a Russian and a Belarusian is much smaller than the differences amongst Russians who now live in a very diverse and truly multi-ethnic society. Still, from the point of view of the Party Nomenklatura and their western curators, not splitting away Belarus from Russia while such countries as the Ukraine or Kazakhstan declared their independence was unthinkable, thus a kind of weird compromise was reached which was supposed to reassure both the people of Russia and those of Belarus. Some agreements were made, others were endlessly negotiated about (especially any energy deals!) and what eventually resulted from this all is this weird and artificial statelet of only 10 million people. As for its leader, he declared that Belarus will follow a “multi-vector” foreign policy which I would summarize as follows: pump as much money out of Russia as possible, while at the same time seeking support from the AngloZionist Empire.

It’s well worth reading the whole thing. Putin is no fool, he doesn’t support Belarus because he particularly likes Lukashenko and the Belarussians. But he does recognise that the people of Belarus are basically ethnic Russians, despite their (minor) differences in culture, language, and history. And he recognises that a NATO-allied Belarus on Russia’s western border is an absolute security nightmare. That is why he is taking proactive steps to keep Belarus as part of Russia’s “western buffer zone”, which has historically been one of Russia’s top three strategic concerns – going back several hundred years, at this point.

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History lessons of the week:

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Anyone familiar with HALO: CE knows what it means when this music plays:

Grab your shotgun, press down on the firing button, and don’t stop until every single thing around you is well and truly dead.

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Wazzocks gonna wazzock:

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Kitchen Nightmares with the Angry Scot:

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Comedy hour, starting with some good stuff from Dawn Pine:

And a few more from Ryan George:

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Pics, guns, girls:

That’s not actually a joke. The Russians believe that you can cure a headache and fever and bad stomach with a dose of vodka with paprika powder. No, I’m not making that up.

Headlines of the week indicate that we are yet again approaching Peak Floriduh:

Jeebus. Floriduh is definitely America’s version of Australia – EVERYTHING THERE WANTS TO KILL YOU AND EAT YOUR EYEBALLS FOR JUJUBEES.

Your “See Through Naked Squids” moment of the week:

Your “Pork Chaser” moment of the week:

That is a 100% real headline. I saw that on RT and couldn’t believe what I saw. And that version isn’t even the most hilarious version.

Your “Oh Shit, We’re F***ED” moment of the week:

Your “Camo Paint” moment of the week:

This next one is truth clothed in AWESOME:

If that dog ever goes on trial, I believe that the jury will find in his favour as a justified form of self-defence.

Laugh now, but you’ll be sorry when SkyNet becomes self-aware!

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Your Dog of the Week is the Boykin Spaniel:

Just Add Water! 16 Breeds That Are Born to Swim – American ...

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Gym beast props this week go to Ronnie “The King” Coleman:

As I’ve said many times before, I do not consider bodybuilding to be a sport. I consider it to be a kind of freakish performance art. However, I do have a lot of respect for Ronnie Coleman as a lifter – he was RIDICULOUSLY strong. He didn’t have the best form, though, and he is paying for that fact, with interest, these days.

Oh, and switch off the music before you watch that one. It’s really irritating hip-hop shit.

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Buakaw Beatdown of the Week is a classic match from his K-1 MAX 2004 run:

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Jesus loves knockouts:

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From the sublime to the frankly ridiculous when it comes to martial arts – let’s take another look (again) at the absolutely hilariously over the top career and epic lies of Frank Dux, and his impact on the often quite bizarre filmography of one Jean Claude Van Damme:

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Synthwave keeps things chillaxed:

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#SteelandSilver

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And last but definitely not least, here’s your Instathot to get the week off to the right start. (Well, for certain values of “right”, I suppose.) Her name is Kayla Parkinson, and honestly I don’t have much insight into who or what she is. She is from Cairns, in Queensland, Australia, and now lives in Los Angeles (of course). She looks to be in her late 20s, and has a SEVERE case of RBF, which undoubtedly speaks to her state of mind as an Instathot and the things that she’s had to do in order to achieve her following on the platform.

All right, gents, off to work with you. Remember, Daemoncrats everywhere are counting on you to work hard to pay for the gigantic welfare-state plans that they want to implement when they seize power!


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8 Comments

  1. furor kek tonicus ( yo, LeBron.  you're worth 500 mill, move to Africa and you could be a kangz )

    speaking of Florida Man, i grew up in Melbourne on Dairy Road ( dividing line with West Melbourne ). one of my neighbors used to hunt wild boar.

    without a firearm.

    he had 3 or 4 pit bulls. and he had a Bowie knife.

    and he'd run through the swamp until his pits got a pig tied down.

    and he'd jump on it's back and cut it's throat.

    because the answer to the question:
    "What's more dangerous than 3 Pit bulls?"
    is always
    "Florida Man."

    don't mess with any man in Fla who owns an airboat. because they will never find your body.

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    • Didact

      I know a guy from Florida who owns an airboat and lives near the swamps…

      If I ever end up visiting Florida again, I'll be very, very careful. I've heard way too many crazy stories to take chances with the natives. And the hogs. And the dogs. And the gators. And the mosquitoes. And… aw hell, like I said, Florida is like America's version of Australia – too dangerous and terrifying to contemplate unless completely and totally shitfaced.

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    • furor kek tonicus ( yo, LeBron. you're worth 500 mill, move to Africa and you could be a kangz )

      I know a guy from Florida who owns an airboat and lives near the swamps.

      being Fla, this doesn't exactly narrow things down much.

      did you know? the southern tip of Florida has Crocodiles. something to watch out for if you ever go to Flamingo.

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    • Didact

      Yeah, I was being deliberately vague. He's in the Panhandle somewhere. He told me that he'd been swimming with alligators a few times, which struck me as one of those "rapidly approaching Peak Floriduh" stories.

      did you know? the southern tip of Florida has Crocodiles. something to watch out for if you ever go to Flamingo.

      Jeebus. Everything I've seen about Florida tells me that it's part of the wrong landmass. Y'all really need to let the Aussies have it. The fact that everything in Florida wants to kill everything else, means that it would fit right in with the sharks and crocodiles and spiders and snakes and dingoes and other assorted horrors.

      Reply
  2. Dire Badger

    More like resting cray-cray b**** face. with a side order of one of the most blatant thousand c*** stares I have ever seen.

    Good body, though, which she was smart enough not to contaminate with Tats, but the overall "I'm dead inside and will saw your junk off while you are asleep if you don't get me a five thousand dollar Prada Bag." psychopath aura makes your girls with guns much more attractive this week.

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    • Didact

      Good points. I knew there was something severely off with her face but I forgot to put it in terms of TCS. She's definitely got something seriously wrong inside. Her eyes are completely dead.

      Reply
    • Dire Badger

      I actually showed my wife your post, and out of the blue she says "Holy crap, she looks dead inside… Like she's on a hair trigger to murder someone and never shed a tear…"

      And when I chuckled, she said "She has Hillary Clinton Eyes"

      Reply
    • Didact

      Holy shit, she's right – that IS the Hilldebeast look.

      Your wife is clearly a woman of discernment and taste – and excellent ability to spot bunny-boilers.

      Reply

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