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Uh… what?!?

by | Mar 31, 2020 | Uncategorized | 3 comments

Remember when I showed you the results of too much vodka, applied to Russian cartoons?

Yeah, well, they’ve come up with something even… um…

Look, I don’t even know how to describe this one, so I’ll just show you:

And yes, I know I’m quite late to this particular pile-on. That video has been out for a couple of weeks and I originally saw it back when our beloved and dreaded Supreme Dark Lord (PBUH) unleashed it upon the world.

I know that it has gone quite viral within Russia, with all sorts of insane TikTok mashups resulting from it:

I like Russians, a lot. I really do. I think they are a wonderful people with an incredibly beautiful language, a history rich in tragedy and darkness, an amazing sense of poetry in their souls, and an astonishing country.

But there are times when I wonder whether they aren’t also COMPLETELY AND TOTALLY BATSHIT INSANE.

This is one of those times.

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3 Comments

  1. Nikolai Vladivostok

    I think the song is very fine. Thanks for sharing.

    Reply
  2. furor kek tonicus ( yo, LeBron.  you're worth 500 mill, move to Africa and you could be a kangz )

    oh, come on. they're only, like, half as nuts as the Nips.

    i'm pretty sure that's provable using Geometry and Cartography.

    Reply
    • Didact

      That's a good point. In Japan that song wouldn't even register as anything outside of a normal Monday morning pop anthem.

      Reply

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