Today is, of course, March 14th, which – for my American readers, anyway – comes to 3.14.2020. And if you squint really hard, that is approximately the same as the famous mathematical constant, pi – which, to the first 12 places or thereabouts, comes to 3.14159265359.

(Don’t ask me how I know this from memory. Some stories are too geeky to tell.)

Now, it used to be that May the 4th – also known as “Star Wars Day” – was every nerd’s favourite day of the year, simply because STAR WARS was actually fun once upon a time. But now that it has descended into subversive woke-scolding and downright appallingly bad storytelling, any and all allegiance to the franchise should be discarded – beyond, of course, repeated rewatchings of the classic trilogy.

Hell, even the prequels look good compared to the Devil Mouse Trilogy.

I mean, HOW BADLY DO YOU HAVE TO PHUCK UP in order to make JAR JAR FREAKIN’ BINKS seem like a better casting and directorial choice than Emo Darth Vader?!?

And another thing – [20,000-word rant about the appallingly stupid and atrociously bad Disney trilogy deleted for sake of brevity and reader sanity]

Anyway – we might as well get on with celebrating a pointless nerdy day by watching a really pointless, and mostly terrible, show that bags constantly on nerds:

There are actually some genuinely funny, heartwarming, and brilliant moments in that series. But overall, it was one long series of really stupid and cheesy crudely sexual in-jokes at the expense of nerds and geeks everywhere.

Still and all, that particular episode was pretty funny.

Speaking of nerdy stuff: