Argh. Not again.

Well, if it must be Monday, then we might as well make the best of it – with the usual Great Mondaydact Browser Crash, in which yer very ‘eavy, very ‘umble servant assembles a collection of awesomeness from all over the place to keep you happy and distracted on this most miserable day of the week.

We start with the keynote address given by His Most Illustrious, Noble, August, Benevolent, and Legendary Celestial Majesty, the God-Emperor of Mankind, Donaldus Triumphus Magnus Astra, the First of His Name, at the World Economic Forum in Davos, Switzerland – in which the mighty God-Emperor laid out a doctrine of common-sense economic and political nationalism that resonated with the hearts of patriots everywhere:

Y’know, after I saw and heard that, I went back to look at something that I had written a little over 4 years ago concerning the ways in which the next President would be a product of the popular culture rather than the political establishment. In that piece, I wrote the following:

I do not believe that Donald Trump is any kind of conservative. I have no idea what he truly believes. I think he talks a brilliant game- he’s a superb marketer, after all. But would he make a good President, given that he is on the record as going against everything he supposedly believes in today? No.

Right. Time for me to go on the record here:

Do all y’all remember a certain Prime Minister of PommieBastardLand called Neville Chamberlain? Do you recall how he got off a plane from Munich and waved around a piece of paper and said that it represented “peace in our time“?

That was the last time that someone was as WRONG as I was about the Chaddest Chad ever to Chad across the Earth.

I have never been so happy to be so wrong. I will be quite happy to eat crow for breakfast, lunch, and dinner for the next few weeks as a result of getting things so badly wrong back then.

President Trump has proven to be easily the best President since Ronald Reagan – and in some ways he is actually doing a better job than St. Reagan Magnus of the Right. President Trump is in many ways the best POTUS since, probably, Andrew Jackson – and if he ever dismantles the Federal Reserve (oh, we can but dream!), then he will become THE greatest President ever.

He is far, far better than America deserves right now. He has done more to restore American pride, power, and strength than any President since his legendary predecessor, Ronald Reagan.

And the world’s leaders are beginning to recognise the fact that the God-Emperor’s vision of nationalism is a sensible and WINNING!!! approach to governance:

Trump’s making two points here: 1) economic nationalism is the only way to avoid socialism, and 2) if every country embraces this policy, it is what’s best for the world.

Because economic nationalism invests everyone in the system, reassures everyone the system is looking out for them — from the working class to the middle class, the stupid and suicidal idea of socialism can’t gain traction. If you like your job, if you’re making a good living, if you feel like you have a future because wages are going up and your 401K is climbing, you are not going to want socialism.

As far as every nation embracing this philosophy, Trump is taking a humble approach towards nationalism, an approach that defies the ugly side of nationalism-nationalism that creates Hitlers, Lenins, Maos, and Ho Chi Minhs, the left-wing socialists (sorry, Hitler was a socialist) who use national pride to enslave their own people and who seek to spread their madness across their borders.

If everyone is looking out for their own, if everyone is on board with economic nationalism, which is just another word for individual liberty and getting the oppressive government out of the way, then everyone wins — the world wins.

I am well aware that a lot of President Trump’s biggest fans have turned against him because he hasn’t made sufficient progress in deporting illegals or building the Wall. I understand your frustration. I share them. As far as I’m concerned, he needs to start booting out the millions of illegals, bring back all of America’s overseas troops, and station them shoulder-to-shoulder along the border with orders to shoot invaders on sight and leave their bodies in the desert to rot.

But, consider the obstacles that the God-Emperor has had to overcome. Consider how desperately the Daemoncrats are fighting to turf him out of office, on completely trumped-up (heh) charges that will never hold up to any form of serious legal scrutiny.

They are terrified of him – because nothing breeds success quite like success. And make no mistake – the God-Emperor will continue to win.

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More WINNING!!! in the form of travel bans to come:

The original travel ban list includes travelers from Iran, Libya, Somalia, Syria, Yemen, Venezuela, and North Korea.

The updated list is reportedly set to be released to coincide with the third anniversary of the ban, first announced on January 27, 2017.

Despite the widespread controversy surrounding the ban, the policy remains.

The White House continues to defend the ban as an important tool for keeping Americans safe.

“While there are no new announcements at this time, common-sense and national security both dictate that if a country wants to fully participate in U.S. immigration programs, they should also comply with all security and counter-terrorism measures — because we do not want to import terrorism or any other national security threat into the United States,” White House Deputy Press Secretary Hogan Gidley said to the Associated Press.

Now if only the God-Emperor would ban Commiefornians from voting in Texas and Arizona – yes, I know, it’s not constitutional to do that, but we can dream…

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And a bit more, from a big winner:

“Phenomenal President,” McGregor wrote, sharing a goat emoji declaring Trump as one of the “GOAT,” or greatest of all time, presidents in the United States.

“Most certainly one of them anyway, as he sits atop the shoulders of many amazing giants that came before him,” McGregor wrote. “No easy feet [sic].”

“Early stages of term also. Incredible,” McGregor continued. “Congrats and Happy Martin Luther King Jr. day America.”

I am not a fan of Conor Mcgregor’s style of self-promotion and I consider him to be highly overhyped. I think that Khabib Nurmagomedov, the Eagle of Dagestan, is still easily the worst stylistic match-up for him, and I believe that the Dagestani will simply take Conor down and absolutely MAUL him, much like the bears that he used to wrestle with as a child would do.

But there is no question that he is an absolute Alpha male. And Alphas recognise their own.

That being said… Even though Conor’s demolition of “Cowboy” in the Octagon last weekend was highly impressive, I have seen a number of RT.com commenters argue that the fight was rigged.

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Another week, another legend down, I’m sorry to say…

First it was Roger Scruton, then Neil Peart, and now Terry Jones of Monty Python:

Terry Jones, actor, writer, comedian, medieval scholar and director of Monty Python’s Life of Brian has died aged 77.

Jones’s acting speciality was dressing up in drag and impersonating an endless series of unconvincing women with ridiculous squawky voices; he also played Mr Creosote in the famous ‘waffer theen’ sketch from Meaning of Life.

As well as giving the TV shows their surreal structure — flowing sketches whose absence of punchlines was often explained away by the phrase ‘And now for something completely different…’ , he directed or co-directed all three Python movies, including their masterpiece, Monty Python’s Life of Brian.

I watched both Life of Brian and The Holy Grail years and years ago, and I still find the gags in both of them to be absolutely hilarious. Terry Jones was a real legend of a comedian, capable of finding wit and absurdity in just about anything.

While I am not a Monty Python nerd, unlike a lot of Gammas out there, I do find them to be very funny, and I’m sorry to see them disappearing one by one. It has to happen – time waits for no man. But it is sad to see legends fall nonetheless.

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#BasedTucker is based, and serves us a useful and timely warning about the 2020 election:

Victory is by no means assured for the God-Emperor. It is likely, but not assured.

So keep your morale up, guard your hearts, and have faith. The Storm is coming, and the God-Emperor will continue to be an effing legend.

See also:

And of course Tucker’s take on impeachment is superb:

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Mark Dice is having a lot of fun watching Ivanka Trump slap down weasels like CNNLOL’s Jim Acosta:

Mayor Sparklebitch’s campaign, in particular, looks really depressing. That embarrassed giggle as he saw his message fall flat is just painful to see.

He also had a good take on the latest batch of idiocy from Captain Planet Steyer and the Gretard:

Like I said in the comments – I cannot possibly be the only one who has noticed that the Gretard looks more like Gollum every single day. That kid is being subjected to some serious child abuse.

Also, let’s get a head start on this one:

TULSI GABBARD DIDN’T KILL HERSELF.

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Good old PJW has some excellent advice regarding the consumption of bats:

The point that Paul makes about the fact that these weird food habits come from historical episodes of mass starvation, is a very good one. Eating live mice is disgusting – excuse me while I barf – but that idea comes from times of extreme scarcity and starvation.

Anyone familiar with China’s long and often tragic history will know about Mao Tse-Tung’s attempt to force China into the Industrial Age with the Great Leap Forward. That was an idea that came straight out of Satan’s chafed asscrack. The theory was that by enforcing collectivisation and backyard industry upon the entire country, China would be able to increase its production of iron and steel and industrial goods to the point where it could catch up with the West.

The result of enforced collectivisation, and the turning over of prime farmlands – of which China doesn’t actually have that much, by the way – to industrial furnaces and backyard forges, was absolutely catastrophic.

Nobody really knows how many people died during the Great Leap Forward. I’ve seen estimates ranging from 10 to 50 MILLION dead. I’ve also seen anecdotal accounts of starvation being so bad and so profound that people resorted to eating dogs, cats, sparrows, rats, mice, and crickets – and eventually, human flesh.

Quite apart from being one of the absolute best reasons to shoot Communists on sight, the Great Leap Forward remains imprinted upon China’s consciousness to this day. And that imprint expresses itself in some decidedly ugly ways, such as the Chinese predilection for really weird foods.

Now, the thing is, I’m not arguing against eating most exotic foods. I’ve eaten some genuinely weird and interesting stuff in my life and I do believe in at least trying some things once.

I’ve eaten lobsters, crabs, and fish taken straight from the tank on the wall of Long Beach Restaurant in Dempsey Hill, Singapore, and cooked right then and there. That is easily the freshest seafood that I’ve ever tasted.

I’ve eaten octopus and squid without qualms or hesitation. I’ve eaten sea cucumber. I’ve eaten pig’s knuckles and beef organs and even shark’s fin soup, back before I knew how wasteful it was.

I’ve eaten grilled crocodile meat – tastes like stringy chicken. I’ve eaten kangaroo. I’ve eaten grilled frogs’ legs – also tastes a bit like stringy greasy chicken. I’ve eaten barbecued pigeon – quite tasty, actually. And I’ve eaten deep-fried minnows – head and all.

Here’s the key: ALL OF IT WAS COOKED.

I’ve never eaten half-cooked bat, and I know full well that the meat that I’ve eaten is not a carrier for disease because even the exotic stuff is farm-raised and as such comes with a mark of quality that cannot be matched by just finding fruit bats and cooking them.

I don’t have that much against eating bugs – as long as they are fully cooked, and only up to a point.

I DO have something against eating half-cooked or undercooked meat, no matter what the species, unless we’re talking high-quality grass-fed ribeye steaks, in which case whoever overcooks my steak is going to have a VERY pissed off customer on his hands.

The point is that just because something is considered a “delicacy” in a country, that doesn’t mean it’s a good idea to eat that stuff. “Delicacies” often evolve out of times of extreme privation and hunger, so exercise great caution when trying them.

And DON’T eat live mice. That is DISGUSTING.

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Our Blue Collar man Dave explains why the God-Emperor truly is THE SHIT:

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The Male Brain pops by with his usual collection of cool stuff. Incidentally, it was his birthday recently, so please join me in wishing him many happy returns.

One from Black Pigeon Speaks about how China has effectively taken over much of the world:

And now for some Scruton-ising:

Elizabeth Warren has a plan for everything – except contact with common sense:

The evolution of the Joker on the big and small screen through time:

(I grew up watching the campy old 60s Batman TV series, as well as the 90s Batman: The Animated Series with its much darker psychotic Joker. I’ve seen both sides of the Joker. There are only two portrayals that ever completely fused both sides into one terrifying whole. The first was Mark Hamill, whose Joker portrayals just got better with time, especially in the Rocksteady Arkhamverse video games. The second, of course, was Heath Ledger in The Dark Knight, which was and remains the high-water mark of live-action Joker portrayals.)

And finally some bitching about Boomers:

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Laurence Fox is a true Chad:

If you haven’t heard about this chap, he’s an actor from PommieBastardLand who finally got fed up of the wokerati and let them have a LARGE piece of his mind on a recent episode of BBC’s Question Time. He got raked over the coals for it, but he simply expressed what a pretty decent chunk of the British public evidently thinks.

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A black former cop shreds the entire concept of “white privilege”:

The entire concept of “white privilege” is completely idiotic.

In all of my time living in Britain and the USA, I never ONCE experienced ANY kind of racism or discrimination at the hands of white people. NEVER. HAPPENED.

Why?

Because I carried myself well, spoke politely and quietly, dressed reasonably well, didn’t make a nuisance of myself, paid promptly and tipped whenever required, and was unfailingly courteous to anyone doing a service job at a restaurant or cafe. (My mama brought me up right, is all I can say.)

In other words, I acted like a decent human being. And white people are overwhelmingly decent human beings too.

In fact, do you want to know which racial groups actually discriminated against me, as a brown person?

Chinese, Jews, and blacks. In that order, descending. Indians too, actually, come to think upon it.

In other words – the very people that white people claim are being oppressed due to racism, are often the biggest racists themselves.

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Our friend Roosh is becoming a mountain man:

Roosh has certainly been through Hell in order to get on the hard and narrow path to Christ. That’s usually how such things go, to be honest. The journey to Christ is very painful and requires immense sacrifices – and even once we’re saved, most of us screw up quite routinely.

I must say that the more I see of this new Roosh, the more I admire him. I bought a couple of his PUA books, years ago, long before I bent the knee and witnessed Christ as Lord, and I remember reading through Bang and a little bit of Day Bang and thinking that, while they were full of good advice and were thoroughly researched and written, they were also sterile and empty of hope or satisfaction.

I do not believe this was an accident. As I have written on these pages a great many times, even the most hungry poon-hound will become weary of chasing (and pounding) tail eventually. Sex is fun and great and wonderful – but the moment that you remove intimacy and love, which serve as extremely powerful pleasure amplifiers during sex, you realise pretty quickly that it isn’t nearly as much fun as it’s made out to be.

And the absolute best kind of sex is, has always been, and will always be, the kind that involves a man and a woman joining their bodies and souls to create new life.

Roosh has finally understood all of these things. I certainly cannot criticise him for the amount of time it took him to do this; I used to be an atheist and it took me 20 years to bend the knee.

We should wish him every possible success in his new endeavour. He is a Christian brother now, and fully deserves our help and prayers.

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Fresh off of last week’s excellent article by yours truly (of course) about simping, here is a whole video from Badd Popp on the subject:

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The Neo-Palestinians of Prager U do tell the truth on occasion, and they certainly do when it comes to the Second Amendment:

The Virginian Daemoncrats have signed their own electoral death-pacts by attempting to confiscate people’s guns. When – not if – the republic finally starts to break apart, it will not be unreasonable to expect that break to start in Virginia.

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El Razorfist has his own take on the subject of Virginia Daemoncrat gun control too:

Watching our boy Razor desperately trying not to swear is hilarious, but I have to say, the guy has serious writing and speaking chops. And his point about how the Virginia gun rights rally represents a significant opportunity for the Right, is very well made.

The Right has now shown repeatedly that it can no longer be considered supine and weak and incapable of well-organised, peaceful, yet vociferous protesting. For decades the Left absolutely owned the market in highly coordinated protesting, but the tide is well and truly turning, hard, against them.

And if Governor Ralph “Li’l Abner” Northam persists in his damned fool crusade to confiscate guns from law-abiding citizens, sooner or later the Left, not the Right, will resort to firing the first shots in what I fear could easily become War Between The States, Part Deux.

It is rather fitting that such a thing would start in Virginia, of all places, actually, given the history of the first go-round.

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Here’s a perspective on the Virginia gun rights rally from an older Gen-Xer, Paul Ramsey:

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Gary from Nerdrotic has absolutely nothing good to say about Star Trek: Picard, and it would appear that this awful new show will be every bit the disaster that we expect:

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Midnight’s Edge looks ahead to Star Trek: Picard as well, and it looks like this thing is going to be a colossal stink-bomb in the lunch room:

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Overlord Dicktor Von Doomcock has some news about Star Trek: Picard which is deeply depressing for longtime fans of Star Trek: The Next Generation:

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Honesty demands that I go back to my initial reaction to the news of Jean-Luc Picard’s return to TV screens. Last July I said that the new series looked “very promising”. And I wrote back then that:

Hopefully it isn’t quite the social justice abomination that Star Trek: Discovery has turned out to be – and I cannot possibly be the only one who has noticed the fact that the show can be abbreviated down to “STD”, by the way. Unfortunately, there are some clear signs that SocJus retardation has infested the new series just as badly as some of its predecessors.

Time and distance have made it very clear that I was: a) totally wrong about this new show being “very promising”, and b) hopelessly optimistic that the convergence that afflicted STD had not made its way over to STP.

Call time on Star Trek too, boys. It’s all over. Enjoy the fond memories because that’s all we’re going to get for at least 10 years until all of this social justice nonsense finally gets shitcanned as it deserves.

And here’s the really sad thing about STP. Take a look at the official trailer, and tell me that you wouldn’t have watched this show:

Evidently, though, the actual show totally fails to deliver on any of the promise of that trailer.

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There is a new film being released soon starring Robert De Niro, about the Bernie Madoff Ponzi scheme, which looks rather interesting:

I’m frankly surprised that Hollyweird made such a film. The Madoff scandal was a huge blow to the reputation of Jews throughout America and they have spent the past 12 years desperately trying to cover it all up, distance themselves from Mr. Madoff’s ethnicity, and deny and disavow all of the other Jews who – along with PLENTY of Gentiles, let’s be clear – helped bring the world’s financial system down in 2008.

Given that Hollyweird is a Jewish-controlled cabal of sin and intrigue, therefore, it is surprising to see such a film being released.

As for Robert De Niro’s performance – he may be a Trump-hating Gamma whackadoodle, but he is undeniably an incredible actor. It should be worth seeing simply on the strength of his performance alone.

Not that I’m going to bother, of course.

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In case you missed out on our resident Badger’s comment from last week, he has a relative working on the AI for a digital combat simulator game that looks – to use a Millennialtard term – SUPER AMAZEBALLS:

Seriously, it looks incredible. And if it plays as well as it looks, then it’s a sure-fire winner.

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More of Baby Yoda being redonkulously cute:

Apparently teh innarwebz just cannot get enough of that little green thing.

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Linkage is good for you:

• Even bees don’t like skanks;
• Piers Morgan goes OFF on Harry Windsor and the Half Blood Princess;
• As Aaron Clarey has been shouting into the wind for years now, higher education is a massive bubble due to pop;
• The Chinese are not particularly impressed by Hollywood’s rather ham-fisted attempts to pander to them;
• Yet more WINNING!!! from the God-Emperor concerning banning the murder of the unborn;
• The British are going to get their own experience of possibly getting tired of winning very soon, and the Germans know it;
• The God-Emperor simply does not get enough credit, even from his own supporters, for the job he is doing in curbing illegal immigration;
• “Woke dieting” is every bit as idiotic, dangerous, and painful as anything else “woke”;
• Black widows are deadly no matter what their size, shape, or race;
• The longer the shampeachment drags on, the less credibility and interest the fake news (((media))) can generate;
• The “tradwife” trend is gaining traction around the world, and that is a VERY good thing – subject to certain caveats, of course;

And a couple from The Male Brain here as well:

• Apparently Goldman Sachs management no longer wants to do “God’s work“, and instead will focus on being woke instead – which is terrific news for those of us who distrust the vampire squid;
• Going back to a golden oldie – turns out that anti-Semitism, not Communism or Socialism, is the 20th Century’s most successful ideology;

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The Neo-Tsar explains in candid and lucid terms exactly why the constitutional reforms that he has proposed, need to take place:

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Related – your long read of the week, via our friend the Gentleman Adventurer, goes into considerable detail about the exact nature of the changes that the Neo-Tsar wants to make, and why they are vitally necessary to the security and freedom of Russia:

In the West these events were spun to suggest Putin is consolidating power. The initial reports were that he would remove the restraint on Presidential service of two consecutive terms. And that this would pave the way to his staying in office after his current term expires in 2024.

That, as always when regarding Russia, is the opposite of the truth. Putin’s recommendation is to remove the word “consecutive” from the Constitution making it clear that a President can only ever serve two terms. Moreover, that president will have had to have lived in Russia for the previous 25 years.

No one will be allowed to rule Russia like he has after he departs the office. Because Putin understands that the Russian presidency under the current constitution is far to powerful and leaves the country vulnerable to a man who isn’t a patriot being corrupted by that power.

There are a number of issues that most commentators and analysts in the West do not understand about Putin. Their insistence on presenting Putin only in the worst possible terms is tired and nonsensical to anyone who spends even a cursory amount of time studying him.

These events of the past couple of days in Russia are the end result of years of work on Putin’s part to purge the Russian government and the Kremlin of whatThe Saker calls The Atlanticist Fifth Column.

There is much more to read in the article. It is an excellent piece of analysis.

I can tell you from my own personal perspective, having lived in Russia for about 6 months – which is roughly seven months longer than most Western (((whorenalists))) have ever spent in Russia or dealing with Russians – and having had both professional and personal dealings with Russians for more than 3 years, that pretty much everything Mr. Luongo writes is correct and true.

The Russian people have no use for the trappings of democracy. They don’t understand the concept, and nor should they. Their entire experience with government, for a nearly uninterrupted thousand years, has been of nobles, barons, and god-emperors.

Furthermore, think what you will of Russia as a military or political power – the reality is that Russia is far more sinned against than sinner on the international stage. Russia’s military is oriented toward defence and security, not conquest and occupation. What few “misadventures” it has overseas, are mostly related to people actually asking them to come in, whether it be in Donbass or Syria.

Overall, Russia’s strategic position under Putin has improved dramatically over the past 20 years. Even those Russians who intensely dislike him, can admit this.

I believe that history will look back at Putin much more favourably than Western elites do now. When – not if, but WHEN – the West’s secular parliamentary democracies implode under the weight of their own contradictions, I fully expect much more autocratic, even monarchic, models of government to return and become fashionable again.

Vladimir Vladimirovich Putin is not a tyrant, not really. He is merely a man ahead of his time – happy to enrich himself, ruthless in crushing serious and concerted opposition, yet deeply patriotic and fully capable of understanding that he is a one-of-a-kind leader whose tenure cannot and should not be replicated by anyone else.

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History lessons

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Comedy hour is going to involve a LOT of old-school Monty Python sketches, in honour of the late, great Terry Jones:

Al Murray says what ALL of us know to be true:

And from our friend Dawn Pine, some of Jimmy Carr’s best bits:

Jimmy Carr may well be a pretentious smug irritating left-wing twat – but he is VERY funny when he wants to be. I find his smug face quite punchable, though. I will however admit that his appearances on TOP GEAR were hilarious.

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Wazzocks gonna wazzock:

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Pics, girls, guns – and let’s start with some beer humour, courtesy of Kim du Toit and some very doughty Britons:

I’ve tried Robinson Brewery’s excellent IRON MAIDEN-inspired Trooper Beer, but I’ve not yet had the privilege of trying Spitfire Beer. I shall have to remedy this egregious oversight the next time that I visit PommieBastardLand.

Now back to the subject of bacon being amazing:

This next one smells like victory:

You know how modern science tells us that using deodorant may increase estrogen-imitating compounds in the body?

Well, bacon is AWESOME and is SCIENTIFICALLY PROVEN!!! to raise your testosterone levels by about 1,000%.

So… does bacon-scented deodorant therefore raise one’s manliness?

I believe it does. Stick your opinions in the comments below.

On with it:

And speaking of bacon that brings us closer to God, through Bacon:

Back to the politicking:

I nearly caused an accident in the car from laughing at that one.

You Americans are building a wall on the wrong border, man:

I fail to see the problem with that.

Time for some headlines, and it would appear that Floriduh Man is nowhere to be seen – but has sent proxies to stand in for him instead:

It could also be that Floriduh Man is committing some serious crimes incriminating police officers:

Your “No Shit Sherlock” moment of the week:

Your “Completely Stupid and Unnecessary Apology” of the week:

Your “There IS Such a Thing as a Stupid Question” moment of the week:

Your “What Do We Do With the Drunken Sailor?” moment of the week:

My American readers should be absolutely bursting with pride at that one. Well done, lads, well done indeed. If ever there was a time to salute America’s troops, that, right there, is it.

Your “Stormtrooper School of Shooting” moment of the week:

Your “Lizard Brain” moment of the week:

This is why Florida scares the shit out of the rest of us:

I have two degrees in mathematics. I am therefore an addit.

I see what they did there…

“One tequila – two tequilas – three tequilas – FLOOR”.

This next one took me a moment to figure out, and then I plotzed:

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Your dog of the week is the Cane Corso, or Italian Mastiff:

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Gym idiots of the week courtesy of James Linker from Shredded Sports Science, talking about asshats selling stupid wasteful pointless supplements:

Let’s be clear about supplementation for people in the gym.

You DON’T need much by way of supplements.

You basically just need:

Fish oil capsules for heart, joint, and brain health;

Melatonin for solid sleep;

Cinnamon capsules for blood circulation;

Turmeric capsules to reduce inflammation;

Multivitamin capsules to give you whatever you’re missing from food – and most multivitamins are actually a waste of money too;

Glucosamine and chondroitin to keep your joints lubricated;

And that’s really it.

If you lift heavy shit, then slug down two scoops of whey protein after your workout. That stuff actually works.

Note one important thing about that list of supplements above – they are ALL natural, and pretty cheap as a result.

You just don’t need BCAAs, glutamine, citrulline, and all the other shit.

Don’t waste your time or money on that junk.

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Your gym BEAST of the week goes by the name of Adam Bishop, and he just won Britain’s Strongest Man 2020. His run at the champion’s trophy involved deadlifting 770lbs for ELEVEN REPS.

Just try to wrap your head around that shit for a moment and you’ll realise how incredible that is.

He deadlifted 330Kgs for eleven repetitions.

To put that into perspective, I can deadlift 315 pounds – not kilograms, but pounds – for a set of ten reps. And I’m absolutely torched after that.

This guy deadlifted well over twice that amount of weight, eleven times – and still had enough in the tank to go do all of the other shit that he did.

That, right there, is a true LEGEND.

Here are a few more beasts to round out the day, starting with a woman deadlifting 615lbs:

Yes, OK, she did that with straps. Doesn’t matter. That’s hugely impressive for anyone, and triply so because it’s a woman. The equivalent for a man would be deadlifting over 1000lbs with straps, and only a tiny handful of men have ever done that.

As for you, my friend, remember:

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Here’s your Buakaw Beatdown of the week:

Imagine getting hit in the neck with a baseball bat. That is roughly what it is like to eat such a kick.

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For those of you who like a good musical flashmob – there ain’t nothin’ better than a flashmob that plays the greatest work of music ever written:

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#MetalInTheNight

Speaking of pirates, here’s an interesting one – the German pioneers of epic church metal, POWERWOLF, covering a song by the German pioneers of epic pirate metal, RUNNING WILD:

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And of course to round things out, here’s your starting Instathot for the week. Now, if you could rig up a measuring device to calculate thottitude – a “Thotter Counter”, perhaps? – this chick would be so far off the end of the scale as to be practically radioactive. If she bites you, then you’re going to transform overnight into a silicone-enhanced bimbo flouncing around in bikinis with lips the thickness of tire treads making duck-faces at a camera. That’s how much of a thot she is.

Her name is Amanda Nicole, and she is some sort of professional “model” and Vegas showgirl, aged 38 (or thereabouts), and based in Sin City itself. She makes a living flogging “explicit” shots of herself on teh innarwebz, so if you search for her, make sure your SafeSearch filters are set to VERY ON.

I think it might have been Kapios who once cracked a joke about one of my previous thot selections to the effect that, if you spilled some of those petrochemical-devouring bacteria on her, she’d basically dissolve. That is unquestionably true of this particular thot – she’s about 80% silicone. Honestly, it’s frankly astonishing that she doesn’t deflate after sex with a man.

And on that rather picturesque thought – show’s over, boys, get on with the CRUSHING!!! now.

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