Mondays just plain stink, and there ain’t no way, no how, to get around that fact.
Well, other than your usual Mondaydact compilation designed specifically to overload and crash your browser, as one commenter put it here a few weeks back.
So, let’s get on with the business of WINNING!!!, by mocking the ever-lovin’ shit out of a really, really bad “comedienne”:
Pro-tip, boys: if a woman you meet says, at ANY point during your conversation with her, that she is “bisexual”… GET THE F*** OUT OF THERE.
She’s bugshit nuts.
If you need proof – well, thanks to The Other McCain, here is Exhibit A. And B. And C. And D. And E. And… well, presumably you get the point.
Look, gents, I’ll be straight (heh) with y’all. We men are stupid, and that’s a fact. We hear a chick say, “I’m bisexual!!!” – and we immediately think, “YESSS!!! THREESOME!!!“. In actual fact, this graphic is about the best-case outcome from such a scenario:
That, I repeat, is AS GOOD AS IT WILL GET.
The reality is that most bisexuals, especially bisexual women, are confused and crazy. And as I and others keep tellin’ y’all, don’t stick it in crazy. You’re going to regret it, for sure.
I mean, yes, all women are crazy, to varying degrees. There is absolutely no such thing as a non-crazy chick. If you meet one who is totally chill, doesn’t set off any crazy alarms, doesn’t insist on chewing up all of your time, likes to talk about sports and drinking and sex and politics and bikes and cars and lifting heavy shit and shooting stuff…
That’s not a woman. That’s a dude in a dress.
What makes bisexual women nuts is simply the fact that they have the worst traits of both men and women, and as such are totally confused about who and what they prefer. And yes, bisexual girls are probably great in the sack (I honestly do not know), but that is because – once again, say it with me, boys – THEY’RE CRAZY.
Stay away from them. Just stay away. You’ll thank yer auld buddy Didact later, I can assure ye.
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Oh, one more thing about bisexuals.
You know that whole LGBTQWTFISTHISSHIT alphabet soup?
As the Big Bear has said in the past, repeatedly – the B and the T directly contradict each other.
It’s going to be an awful lot of fun to watch the Rainbow People start their own fratricidal war, Come the Revolution. Meanwhile, us Christian normies will be busy having families with actual feminine women who enjoy sex, love men, and want children.
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There’s a LOT of good stuff incoming from our friend The Male Brain this week.
We start off with Laura Ingraham pointing out the war on men within the Daemoncrat Party:
We already know that men are regarded with anything from scepticism to outright horror by female Daemoncrats and their beta-male enablers. But that nonsense is getting worse every day.
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Last week’s installment had several cool data-driven videos, one of which concerned the growth (or shrinkage) of Christian populations in the West. This week, The Male Brain has provided us with a video concerning the growth of Muslim populations in the West and in Eastern Europe – and it should make you sit up and go, “oh shit” in a very big hurry:
Having spent quite a bit of time in Russia, I can tell you that the Muslims there are not nearly as restive as they are in the West. But that is only because it has been made perfectly clear to them, by the Christian majority that “elected” Vladimir Putin to power for the past 20 years, that any misbehaviour on their part will be met with ferocious reprisals. This has not been stated outright, as far as I know – but then my Russian isn’t great, so don’t take my word for it. But that is the only effective way for keeping a growing Islamic population in line – the threat, backed up by actual use, of deadly force and reprisals against misbehaviour.
The same data for all religions globally:
And here’s some cool stuff concerning the most popular countries in the world for tourists:
It’s interesting that the French are top dog (figuratively speaking) and have been for so long. I mean, yes, Paris is beautiful and all, but I’d happily pit Paris against St. Petersburg or Vienna in terms of architectural wonder and aesthetics. And the big problem with France is, of course, the French, whom I can’t stand (and they can’t stand me, so it’s all good).
(Actually, I get along great with individual Frenchists. It’s only when you get a lot of them together that they tend to be insufferable.)
And here’s another one concerning energy use by source over the past 150 or so years:
As Dawn Pine pointed out in his email to me, “green” energy usage is and has always been tiny compared to the overall use of fossil and biofuel sources. “Biofuel”, by the way, means wood-burning, cow-shit, charcoal, and, once upon a time, whale oil.
You want to know what really saved the whales? It wasn’t any sort of conservation project. It was fossil fuels, because whale oil is a vastly inferior energy source to cracked and refined petroleum products such as kerosene, petroleum, or diesel.
As Dawn pointed out, the only way to make “green” energy in any way competitive with traditional fuel sources is through colossal government subsidies and wealth transfers.
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In case nobody noticed, state and local governments in the USA are absolutely drowning in pension liabilities:
I like this guy’s proposed solutions, I really do. These are good ideas and public-sector workers should not be showered with special privileges by their local and state-level employers, especially relative to private-sector workers who contribute much more to the tax base than they do on a net basis.
And don’t give me that usual nonsense about our brave and dedicated police officers, firefighters, and sanitation workers. The work that they do is objectively less dangerous and less hazardous to health than that done by the professionals in America’s military – but military veterans get absolutely pathetic benefits by comparison.
But, with the best will in the world, the reality is that public pensions in the USA are not going to be reformed anytime soon. It’s just not going to happen, because public sector workers are the biggest leeches that you will ever find, anywhere, and this is true across time, space, and culture. The only way to force a reform of the system is to watch it go absolutely bankrupt, and then hang all of the people who were responsible for the mess in the first place, pour encourager les autres, if you will.
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With rare exceptions, women cannot drive properly or read maps:
A husband has pinned the blame on his wife after her wrong turn left them stranded in mudflats for 40 minutes.
Brian and Jean Garret had taken their dogs for a run along the Humberston Fitties in Humberston, Lincolnshire when Jean went a little too far towards the sea.
‘The wife ended up going the wrong way, typical woman, and I ended up following her and we got stuck in the mud for about 40 minutes,’ Brian said.
After they were rescued the couple were covered from head to toe in mud, and their dogs could be seen shivering and left visibly shaken by the ordeal.
Brian said: ‘I would like to thank the coastguard for arriving so quickly and getting us out safely, it is much appreciated.
‘We might come back tomorrow, but I don’t think so.’
The coastguard was called to a section of the seafront near the Humber Mouth Yacht Club at 3.30pm on Monday after receiving reports of two people stuck in the mud.
Shaun Lee, the coastguard officer in charge of the incident, said: ‘We were paged by Humber Coastguard about two people stuck in the mud.
Here’s the happy couple in question:
All I can say to that is… poor dogs!!!
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It’s a lot of fun to watch assholes getting owned:
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The Drinker watched Terminator: Dark Fate, so that you didn’t have to, and he was thoroughly unimpressed:
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PJW has some rather trenchant things to say, as usual, about the awful state of our modren culture:
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NBC News – Nonstop Bullshitting Communists – tried to take on the Neo-Tsar not too long ago, and regretted it rather badly:
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Speaking of Russkies – count on them to point out the hard truth that air travel SUCKS:
Quite apart from the obvious psychological stresses of sitting in a glorified tin can at 30,000 feet (hence why some people feel the irresistible urge to liquor up beforehand), the whole process of air travel is excruciating from beginning to end. If ever the aviation industry wanted to design the perfect system for discouraging people from flying more frequently, they’d be hard pressed to improve on what they already have.
Where to start with how torturous air travel is? The first problem is that you already have to travel to the airport, which can take anything from one to two hours for most people, meaning that most of us have already had our fill of tourism before we’ve even arrived at our departure gates.
Not only that, but if you’re anything like the family of six who missed their flight to Milan in August because of a bus delay, you may find that slow public transport or a traffic jam makes catching your flight very, very difficult. And it’s easy to imagine how turning up at your airport an hour or so late makes air rage all the more likely. Just picture the scene: you’re already tense, anxious and irritable, but now you have to race through an airport full of oblivious, fast-food-munching troglodytes who have no awareness of your predicament and are possibly even struggling with their own races against time. When an accidental shoulder barge or a closed departure gate is thrown into this explosive mix, it’s once again little wonder that so many of us behave in a less-than dignified way.
Getting to the airport or your gate is one thing, but then you have to wait around for your flight. In anything from a 10th to a quarter of cases (depending on where you are in the world) this mind-numbing process can be extended as a result of delays or cancellations, pushing it beyond the realms of human endurance.
You have to spend some time outside of the USA, traveling through foreign countries, to understand how utterly F***ED UP and completely boned the American air travel system is. Air travel is miserable everywhere, but it is particularly miserable in the USA, and it is so because of the never-to-be-sufficiently-cursed TSA.
Americans think, with absolutely zero justification, that the TSA protect them from terrorists. That is complete, total, utter, Grade-A, fresh-from-the-source, BULLSHIT. To quote Rafi Sela, former head of security at Ben Gurion Airport in Israel, the TSA couldn’t protect you from a 6-year-old with a water balloon.
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Apparently this new #OKBoomer meme has really taken off on social media as a way of mocking the Baby Boomers – I wouldn’t know, since I am one of Ye Olde Phartes, now that I’m in the ripe old golden-years stage of my mid-thirties and therefore hardly use that shit – but some of the Boomers aren’t taking that lying down:
The thing is, I see both sides of the argument, and I agree with both sides.
The Boomers are right that they improved a huge number of things in the world. That is true, and Bill’s righteous raging rant about it is awesome.
But the Millennials are right too. They are right that the Boomercucks absolutely trashed the political environment, destroyed the economy for their children, betrayed their nations, and ate the seed corn for future generations.
The Shrillennials are, for all intents and purposes, a completely wasted and lost generation.
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Our beloved and dreaded Supreme Dark Lord (PBUH), Voxemort the Malevolent, pointed out a valuable truth about the SJW-converged platforms which needs to be very clearly articulated and understood:
Skip ahead to about 18 minutes in, where Vox quotes the head of PayPal in Poland, who openly admits that what PayPal and Patreon and others are doing, by kicking people off their platform, is illegal and they know it – and will have to reinstate people at some point when everyone finally catches on and pulls his head out of his own ass for long enough to do something about it.
They know that what they are doing is evil and wrong. And they’re doing it ANYWAY.
That is why they must be fought, and destroyed. That is why we have to take the fight to them, in every way that we possibly can.
And that is why you should support the Hard Right, and especially our beloved and dreaded Supreme Dark Lord (PBUH), no matter whether you like him or not.
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Your history lesson of the week is a really good ‘un that makes modern global geopolitics look downright sane by comparison:
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El Razorfist has a lot to say about what a great job His Most Benevolent, August, and Legendary Celestial Majesty, the God-Emperor of Mankind, Donaldus Triumphus Magnus Astra, the First of His Name, has been doing with the enemies of Western civilisation, and how much they hate him for it:
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On a related note – the recent mission that turned the Caliph of those radical Islamist nutbags (Lord, forgive me my redundancies) of ISIS into red goo was a huge political risk for the God-Emperor. And, as John Nolte from Breitbart points out, when compared with the actions of his predecessor, the rapist-in-chief Bill Clinton, the character and steel displayed by the Chad-Emperor stands in stark contrast to the political conniving and weaseling of Bubba:
The key difference between Clinton and Trump is that Clinton launched air campaigns that come with very little military or political risk. Of course there is some risk. There is always the risk of mechanical failure or being shot down, and God bless the military men who perform these missions. But if you are going to launch a military campaign that will rally Americans around you with the least risk possible, bombing the third world from the air is it.
Trump, however, took enormous risks. His pullout from Syria was a supreme political risk because it not only could have gone sideways on the ground, but the Deep State and the establishment media were so determined to prove it was a failure, within 15 minutes they started screaming about the ETHNIC CLEANSING OF THE PRECIOUS KURDS!!
As of right now, though, it looks like Trump might have solved a 200-year-old border dispute between the Syrian Kurds and Turkey. Bravo.
The al-Baghdadi mission also came with enormous risk. Had it gone bad, not only would Trump have been blamed, it would have been used to hammer his decision to pull out of Syria. If you game out the consequences of a disastrous al-Baghdadi mission, of that mission going the full-Jimmy Carter, it is not hyperbole to argue Trump’s presidency might not have ever recovered.
At the most politically opportune time, Clinton twice used our military in the least risky ways he could to launch mostly pointless air campaigns.
At the most inopportune times, Trump took an enormous political risk to keep his promise to get our boys out of these pointless wars and then risked his entire presidency to take out al-Baghdadi.
All I see in Trump is what I have seen from day one: a president determined to do what he thinks is right, determined to keep his promises, and willing to take all the flaming arrows in the back that come with it.
I have said this many times before, and I will continue to say it for as long as the God-Emperor sits triumphant and majestic on the Cherry Blossom Throne: Donald Trump is very, very far from perfect, and he has failed to deliver on his biggest and most important duty and promise to date, which is to stop mass immigration into the USA in its tracks.
But he is still the greatest President that America has seen in over a century, with perhaps the exception of St. Reagan Magnus of the Right.
He is not the President that America deserves – which, at this point, would probably be Be’elzebub, because that is how far America has strayed from its moral and philosophical roots. But he is the President that America needs right now – and by God, he is delivering.
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Charlie Kirk of Turning Point USA is unquestionably a liar and a shill for Israel, and an intellectual midget to boot:
More on the same from Nick the Knife:
And here’s PJW providing a more “centrist”, so to speak, take on the whole thing:
It’s easy to be taken in by grifters and scam artists like Charlie Kirk and Candace Owens and similar fake Americans. Don’t be. All you have to do to expose such fake Americans and cuckservatives is to ask them two questions.
First:
Do you believe in God the Father of Jesus Christ?
Second:
If you believe that the Jews have a right to their own nation of Israel, and to defend that nation and that land with violent force, then do the people of the United States of America have the right to do the same thing to non-Americans who invade their country, whether legally or not?
If the answer to either of these questions is anything other than a straight-up, unequivocal, simple “YES”, then you’re dealing with a bullshit artist who needs to be exposed as soon as possible.
Such people are NOT your allies. They are NOT Americans. They are NOT on the side of Western civilisation. They are NOT on the side of all that is good, beautiful, and true.
They are your enemies, pure and simple, and need to be treated as such.
And here’s Paul Ramsey opining on the same issue:
As he points out, there is increasingly a schism between those who call themselves “conservative”, and those who call ourselves “right-wing”. The two are NOT the same, and the divide is going to get much, much worse over time.
Conservatives have a track record of failure that is second only to Communists, and they don’t even have the benefit of claiming to have a coherent belief system. In fact, when it comes to supporting the foundations of Western civilisation, conservatives have largely shown themselves to be on the wrong side of almost every argument.
Conservatism should never have come down to a litmus test about one’s support of Israel. I am a nationalist, and as such, I strongly support Israel’s right to exist as a Jewish nation and its right to protect itself. But I am not interested in Holocaustianity, and have zero interest whatsoever in perpetuating the narrative about how the Holocaust was TEH WURSTEST THING EVARRRRR!!!
It wasn’t. Let’s be clear about that. When the official number of Jews executed at Auschwitz gets reduced by nearly 3 MILLION, that tells me that the Holocaust has been seriously overblown and overplayed.
For the record, I do not deny, at all, that a coordinated and methodical extermination program of European Jewry was created by the Nazis, and was implemented by the same. Nor do I deny, in any way, that death camps for Jewish prisoners existed. We have real evidence for both of these things.
All I say is that the “6 million Jews” figure that we keep being beaten over the head with, is deeply suspect, and is still nowhere near the apex of human suffering in the 20th Century.
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Comedy from PommieBastardLand, all coming from The Male Brain here:
This next one is absolutely hilarious if you know anything about Scotland:
And the reunion:
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While we’re on the subject of the drunken, morose, thoroughly incomprehensible Scots:
Among all the coming variables, the most interesting remains Scotland. Arguably one of the most beautiful countries in the world, it has suffered from over a hundred years of leftist dogma which has only succeeded in continually driving away the best and the brightest from each generation. While it still holds some vestiges of its potential, the grim reality is a grey world of welfare, single mothers, and deep fried Mars Bars.
Against this backdrop, the leader of the main Scottish political party made a desperate plea for Scots living overseas to come back and make their country great again. Under the glorious protection of the EU dictatorship of course.
I went to Scotland some 15 years ago. It was, indeed, one of the three most beautiful places anywhere in the world. It was also dark, damp, cold, wet, and thoroughly inhospitable. The people were quite nice, though – even if they insisted on eating everything deep-fried with gravy. But they were a fun bunch, nonetheless.
The problem is that they’re all a bunch of ne’er-do-well hardcore socialists. All of the smart Scots – and there were a LOT of them, they practically built the entire British Empire in the 19th Century – either moved out or died off. The ones that are left, keep electing a bunch of left-wing loonies who want to turn an already miserably inhospitable country into 1970s-era Russia.
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And now for some comedy from the God-squad that the Tommies sent to America. We’ll start with the Big Bear, because he’s awesome:
Dave Chappelle’s comedy special on Netflix was – there’s no other word for it – hysterical:
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Wazzocks gonna wazzock:
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Pics, girls, guns:
I would vote for such a law, REPEATEDLY.
Headlines time, and yet again Floriduh Man leads the pack:
We’re getting so close to Peak Floriduh that even Floriduh Mum is getting in on the act:
But wait, there is stiff competition for Most Ridiculous place from London now!
Birds of a feather, etc…:
OMFG KILL IT KILL IT WITH FIRE NUKE THAT SHIT FROM ORBIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Your gym idiots segment for this week is once again courtesy of the Trap Lord:
That bench press fail was painful to watch…
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And now for some gym beasts doing beastly things in Dubai:
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I’m in a generous mood, so you get two Buakaw Beatdowns this week
Y’know, just in case you weren’t horrorised enough from HELLOWEEN last week.
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#HeavyMetalNeverDies
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And finally here’s your Instathot to start the week. Now this week’s selection has a bit of a story behind her. Apparently she and her breast (not a typo) buddy went to a baseball game and flashed the players – and then got booted out of all MLB games indefinitely for indecent exposure. Apparently they were doing it to raise awareness for breast cancer or something.
That’s all well and good, I suppose, but for our purposes, we’re just interested in their assets, not how they use them.
And the good news is that they are both very wealthy in those terms.
So, to give them each their fair share of the spotlight, and an equal chance to show off their thot credentials, this week will feature one of the women, and next week will feature the other.
The thot for this week is Lauren Summer. She and her friend Julia Rose – to be featured next week – love taking their clothes off and flashing thirsty guys. Bully for them. They get an IMMEDIATE Thot Quotient of 10 – do not pass go, do not collect $200, simply pump and dump, if you are so inclined, and then get yourself checked for herpegonasyphilaids ASAFP.
Also, presumably this makes up for my failure last week to show off a girl with, as LTC Kratman put it, “tits to speak of”. Given that pissing off Genghis Tom is evidently an excellent way to get oneself crucified, I assume that this settles accounts on that front rather well.
All right, boys, that’s it for this week. Drop your cocks, grab your socks, get out there and crush it, and DEUS VULT.
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I rememeber watching the Challenger when I was a kid. They wheeled in the TV, we watched, kaboom.
I started crying like a little girl right there in class. Not because of Christa McCauliff, not because of the dead astronuts, not because of the tragedy, or the humanity.
Because I knew, even at 10 years old, that that was the death of the American Dream of space. We would never really go back. we would never colonize Mars, discover FTL, build a space force, exploit the asteroid belts. America would never again risk the stars because some stupid c*nt was on the bottle rocket when it blew. My country and my dream of going to the Moon was dead.
And I was right. Totally right. And I hate that.