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The Troll-Emperor and the stroppy teen

by | Sep 24, 2019 | Uncategorized | 4 comments

His Most August, Benevolent, and Legendary Celestial Majesty, the God-Emperor of Mankind, Donaldus Triumphus Magnus Astra, completely owned an angry 16-year-old “climate change” crusader the other day, and boy were the results hilarious:

Arriving at the UN General Assembly, US President Donald Trump paid no attention to Swedish teen climate activist Greta Thunberg. Caught on camera, her stare sparked a thousand tweets and divided the public.


While Thunberg was giving a fiery speech at the UNGA Climate Action Summit, Trump was speaking at an event about religious freedom. Video from the UN headquarters on East River shows Thunberg scowling as Trump enters the building to speak to reporters, not even registering her presence.



The pictures and memes of the event tell the story, really. There’s the one from Carpe Donktum:

And then there is the epic troll by the God-Emperor himself:

Mark the difference in temperament there. Greta Thunberg is an attention-seeking stroppy little teen who might be borderline autistic, and she evidently threw a massive temper tantrum over the fact that she was utterly ignored by the most powerful man in the world. After the age of 16, the lessons of game do not change no matter how old or young the women and men in question are.

The God-Emperor responded by posting a picture of Greta throwing her stupid little shit-fit, and commented quite calmly about how she seems like a happy girl.

That, right there, is Trolling 101.

Here’s the actual video (WARNING: likely contamination from Lefty-weasels The Guardian) of Der Lowe aus Mitternacht coming into the United Abominations and completely ignoring the stroppy teen in the background – and look at how she responds to being completely ignored:

The Left has, of course, predictably excoriated the God-Emperor for ignoring her. The reality is that he absolutely should have. She is utterly inconsequential beyond her current celebrity status; the facts of “climate change” and AGW alarmism are clear and have been for many years, and those facts tell us quite plainly that what we call “man-made climate change” is simply the Earth doing what it has always done, and is the result of hundreds if not thousands of years of complex interactions that we currently don’t have a snowflake’s chance in Hell of modeling properly.

All of this nonsense spewed by Greta Thunberg and others about how “carbon dioxide emissions” are irreversibly changing the world’s climate systems is precisely that – nonsense. They have the causal mechanism precisely backwards. We know, from actual evidence collected by genuine scientists who had the integrity to test their hypotheses, that global temperature variations lead carbon dioxide emissions, not follow them.

In fact, atmospheric CO2 levels lag global mean temperatures by, very roughly, 800 years.

Apparently the correlation between the two isn’t even that tight. A far, far better predictor of future temperatures is actual sunspot activity – and, if the predictions of actual mathematicians who know what the heck they’re doing are accurate, then we are in for some serious problems over the next 300-400 years.

I’m not going to go over what those potential problems are here – I did that in my previous post on the subject, which I linked to above. Suffice to say that if those predictions of global cooling are true – and I reckon they are – then the world is in for hardship and suffering of a kind that we’ve never seen before.

And if that happens, then the temper tantrums of a stroppy pinch-faced Scandicommie teenager aren’t going to make the slightest damned bit of difference.

Greta Thunberg’s 15 minutes of fame are useful to the Left and their evil agenda, but in the end, all that matters is whether their predictions of catastrophe and doom actually come to pass. Given that they have been comprehensively proven wrong over and over again for the past 50 years, at least, there is no reason to believe them now.

As for my predictions of doom and gloom, wherein I reckon – with, I will be the very first to admit, absolutely no qualifications as a climate scientist or predictive modeling mathematician – that global cooling is a more likely outcome than global warming, well, I remain a long-term optimist. I believe that men will find ways to react, adapt, and overcome even if global temperatures go into a long-term cooling trend. We’ll figure it out.

The last several Ice Ages didn’t kill us off as a species. Neither will the next one.

What might kill us all off, though, is the infinite stupidity of human beings who believe in the nonsense spouted by watermelons like Greta Thunberg and her Leftist enablers.

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4 Comments

  1. Kapios

    I'm pretty sure other leaders didn't take her seriously either. I do think that we need to find ways to have cleaner air to minimize toxicity, not because of the global warming theory.

    The problem with alternative energy and technology is that we pretty much have what it takes to deal with pollution but we are too preoccupied with banning duck liver meat and plastic straws. We had Nikola Tesla 100 years ago and we let him go to waste. If that doesn't inspire misanthropy I don't know what will. If these people were honest, they would have said, 'let the sheeple die and those who are open for the truth to survive'.

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    • Veritas

      That kid is deeply, deeply unhinged. Her facial expressions display a truly profound hatred and demonic rage. It's difficult to ignore the spiritual aspect of her behaviour.

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    • Didact

      I do think that we need to find ways to have cleaner air to minimize toxicity, not because of the global warming theory.

      I agree. And we tend to get there through the natural tendency of rich societies to value such things more than purely material gain. During the Industrial Revolution, countries didn't much care how they polluted their atmospheres – but as they grew richer and the middle classes began to expand and grow, the need for clean air and water triggered its own demands and industries to deliver precisely those things.

      As you say, other world leaders ignored her because she's bugshit nuts. We've already seen how the USA has managed to grow its economy while reducing its CO2 emissions and still having clean air and water – and it happened through capitalistic expansions of the energy industry.

      We had Nikola Tesla 100 years ago and we let him go to waste. If that doesn't inspire misanthropy I don't know what will.

      Also true. Though, remember, Tesla apparently fell deeply in love with a pigeon and wrote it ardent love letters.

      He wasn't entirely "all there", and he died a virgin as far as anyone can tell. But yes, his genius was wasted and Thomas Edison stole his greatest invention. And, indeed, that does inspire misanthropy (not that I, personally, need much of an excuse in this regard).

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    • Didact

      That kid is deeply, deeply unhinged. Her facial expressions display a truly profound hatred and demonic rage. It's difficult to ignore the spiritual aspect of her behaviour.

      An excellent point. I did not think of this and now that you mention it, I agree with you. I thought that there was something really weird about her facial expressions, but couldn't figure out why. Now I see that there is, indeed, something daemonic about her. There is some seriously messed up shit going on in the Gretard's life, and judging by what I have seen, it comes from her parents.

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