His Most August, Benevolent, and Legendary Celestial Majesty, the God-Emperor of Mankind, Donaldus Triumphus Magnus Astra, completely owned an angry 16-year-old “climate change” crusader the other day, and boy were the results hilarious:
Arriving at the UN General Assembly, US President Donald Trump paid no attention to Swedish teen climate activist Greta Thunberg. Caught on camera, her stare sparked a thousand tweets and divided the public.
While Thunberg was giving a fiery speech at the UNGA Climate Action Summit, Trump was speaking at an event about religious freedom. Video from the UN headquarters on East River shows Thunberg scowling as Trump enters the building to speak to reporters, not even registering her presence.
The pictures and memes of the event tell the story, really. There’s the one from Carpe Donktum:
Just a quick Greta edit. 😉 pic.twitter.com/E77SXqZPdH
— Carpe Donktum🔹 (@CarpeDonktum) 23 September 2019
And then there is the epic troll by the God-Emperor himself:
She seems like a very happy young girl looking forward to a bright and wonderful future. So nice to see! https://t.co/1tQG6QcVKO
— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) 24 September 2019
Mark the difference in temperament there. Greta Thunberg is an attention-seeking stroppy little teen who might be borderline autistic, and she evidently threw a massive temper tantrum over the fact that she was utterly ignored by the most powerful man in the world. After the age of 16, the lessons of game do not change no matter how old or young the women and men in question are.
The God-Emperor responded by posting a picture of Greta throwing her stupid little shit-fit, and commented quite calmly about how she seems like a happy girl.
That, right there, is Trolling 101.
Here’s the actual video (WARNING: likely contamination from Lefty-weasels The Guardian) of Der Lowe aus Mitternacht coming into the United Abominations and completely ignoring the stroppy teen in the background – and look at how she responds to being completely ignored:
The Left has, of course, predictably excoriated the God-Emperor for ignoring her. The reality is that he absolutely should have. She is utterly inconsequential beyond her current celebrity status; the facts of “climate change” and AGW alarmism are clear and have been for many years, and those facts tell us quite plainly that what we call “man-made climate change” is simply the Earth doing what it has always done, and is the result of hundreds if not thousands of years of complex interactions that we currently don’t have a snowflake’s chance in Hell of modeling properly.
All of this nonsense spewed by Greta Thunberg and others about how “carbon dioxide emissions” are irreversibly changing the world’s climate systems is precisely that – nonsense. They have the causal mechanism precisely backwards. We know, from actual evidence collected by genuine scientists who had the integrity to test their hypotheses, that global temperature variations lead carbon dioxide emissions, not follow them.
In fact, atmospheric CO2 levels lag global mean temperatures by, very roughly, 800 years.
Apparently the correlation between the two isn’t even that tight. A far, far better predictor of future temperatures is actual sunspot activity – and, if the predictions of actual mathematicians who know what the heck they’re doing are accurate, then we are in for some serious problems over the next 300-400 years.
I’m not going to go over what those potential problems are here – I did that in my previous post on the subject, which I linked to above. Suffice to say that if those predictions of global cooling are true – and I reckon they are – then the world is in for hardship and suffering of a kind that we’ve never seen before.
And if that happens, then the temper tantrums of a stroppy pinch-faced Scandicommie teenager aren’t going to make the slightest damned bit of difference.
Greta Thunberg’s 15 minutes of fame are useful to the Left and their evil agenda, but in the end, all that matters is whether their predictions of catastrophe and doom actually come to pass. Given that they have been comprehensively proven wrong over and over again for the past 50 years, at least, there is no reason to believe them now.
As for my predictions of doom and gloom, wherein I reckon – with, I will be the very first to admit, absolutely no qualifications as a climate scientist or predictive modeling mathematician – that global cooling is a more likely outcome than global warming, well, I remain a long-term optimist. I believe that men will find ways to react, adapt, and overcome even if global temperatures go into a long-term cooling trend. We’ll figure it out.
The last several Ice Ages didn’t kill us off as a species. Neither will the next one.
What might kill us all off, though, is the infinite stupidity of human beings who believe in the nonsense spouted by watermelons like Greta Thunberg and her Leftist enablers.