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Monday morning climate cock-up

by | Sep 30, 2019 | Mondays, Uncategorized | 7 comments

Monday. Bloody hell…

Well, at least we have coffee to make it all better:

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Last week was definitely an epic one in terms of spectacular cock-ups by the Left. Whether we’re talking about those absurd “climate strikes”, wherein the new Children of the Corn, led by St. Gretard of Svenska, tried to scare the children shitless with their global warming alarmism, or we’re talking about the Daemoncrats jumping onto the “IMPEACH TRUMP HURR DURR!!!” clown-car crash parade, the Left has really gone completely off the deep end.

Make no mistake: the Left is evil. To follow the Left is to follow the road straight to Hell. To quote a legendary previous President:

You and I are told increasingly we have to choose between a left or right. Well I’d like to suggest there is no such thing as a left or right. There’s only an up or down: [up] man’s old — old-aged dream, the ultimate in individual freedom consistent with law and order, or down to the ant heap of totalitarianism. And regardless of their sincerity, their humanitarian motives, those who would trade our freedom for security have embarked on this downward course.

Make no mistake: the Left is in service to the Prince of this world, a psychopathic, immortal, prideful serial killer and liar who revels in our pain and misery. And yet, that evil has already been defeated. It already knows that it is doomed. All it can do is maximise the damage to the victors, to make the price of victory so high and so terrible that it will seem like a Pyrrhic victory.

The Left are our enemies. We can, and should, pray for them, so that they will see the light and come back into service of the truth. But we must also stand firm against their utter wingnuttery.

We can do this most easily by mocking them to the point where they collapse in tears:

Yes, I laughed at the Gretard when she uttered all of that tripe at the UN. I know it is cruel and nasty to laugh at a clearly tormented Aspie retard when she says stupid things in front of a global audience.

What can I say – I am not a good man. Sorry, not sorry.

Is it really possible that there is still someone left in Australia’s mainstream (((media))) complex with his head screwed on properly?!?

Keep a close watch on the Gretard’s facial expressions in that last video.

Reader Veritas pointed out something that I missed completely when I first ran into the Gretard. As he makes clear, her facial expressions show very clearly that there is serious daemonic oppression surrounding that girl. Once you see it, you cannot miss it.

I feel sorry for that girl, I really do. Children shouldn’t be used as human shields in war. But – and this is key – do you know how you stop people from using human shields in the first place?

The proper response to their usage is to blow through the human shield itself – and then capture and crucify the people responsible for their usage, in full view of the entire world, so that their dying agonies are prolonged as far as possible.

I am well aware that this is a step way too far for most people in the civilised West. The Western nations have evolved a far more humane code of conduct in war and are deeply sensitive to the “optics” of callously destroying innocent lives for the sake of holding accountable those responsible for the deaths of those innocents. I understand entirely the humanitarian impulses that guide this point of view.

But, obeying that instinct in a fight to the death for civilisation as we know it means that we allow our enemies to use our weaknesses against us. And this is a sure-fire way to lose.

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The Male Brain writes in with his usual selection of excellent and thought-provoking links.

The first one is about the future of YouTube:

What would happen if America goes to war with Iran – God help us all? (Spoiler alert: NOTHING GOOD):

The threat of actual invasion of Iran is realistically pretty low right now. Say what you will about His Most Benevolent and Legendary Celestial Majesty, the God-Emperor of Mankind, Donaldus Triumphus Astra, but his instincts are good ones. He really does want to keep America out of foreign wars and wants to bring the troops home.

And with Bomber John Bolton no longer whispering neoclown poison into his ear, a very significant driver of such a war no longer has sway over the God-Emperor.

Moreover, though: a war with Iran would immediately and decisively expose the American military as a giant, extremely expensive, paper tiger.

A single aircraft carrier sunk by a technologically inferior rival would shatter forever the myth of American seaborne invincibility and supremacy. The Chinese already have a system of systems that can sink American aircraft carriers more or less at will – and the US Navy has next to nothing, right now, with which to counter them.

The Russians know damned well that American air supremacy is an illusion given the sheer folly of the F-35, and while their Su-57 is technologically inferior to both the Joint Strike Flying Piano and the far more capable but also vastly more expensive F-22, it doesn’t need to be better than its rivals – it just needs to be less stupid. Which, being Russian, it is.

Make no mistake: war with Iran would be a global catastrophe and would spell the end of the American empire. The resultant power vacuum would mean chaos and destruction on a scale that we have never seen before, and would likely also result in the sundering of the geographic footprint currently inhabited by the American empire on its native soil.

I do not doubt that the nationalist Christian nation that would emerge from its ruins would be far more focused, sensible, and lethal than the rotting empire that it will replace. But the scale of carnage required to bring it about is something that I fervently hope and pray we will never live to see.

This next one on media coverage fueling violence in our society is especially germane given that I am currently reading through LTC Dave Grossman’s classic book, On Killing:

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Your long read of the week is also courtesy of Dawn Pine, and looks at how John Locke’s pleas for tolerance of Catholicism greatly influenced America’s history and development:

In the summer of 1704, English philosopher John Locke began writing a response to a critic of his controversial treatise on religious freedom, A Letter Concerning Toleration (1689). It was, in fact, the third letter from Locke addressed to Jonas Proast, a chaplain at Oxford University, who insisted that government coercion in religious matters was necessary to preserve social order. Locke fired back: “Men in all religions have equally strong persuasion, and every one must judge for himself,” he wrote. “Nor can any one judge for another, and you last of all for the magistrate.”



Locke died before finishing the letter, but his revolutionary voice is being heard once again. A manuscript titled “Reasons for Tolerating Papists Equally with Others,” written in Locke’s hand in 1667 or 1668, has just been published for the first time, in The Historical Journal of Cambridge University Press. The document challenges the conventional view that Locke shared the anti-Catholicism of his fellow Protestants. Instead, it offers a glimpse into the radical quality of his political liberalism, which so influenced the First Amendment and the American Founding. “If all subjects should be equally countenanced, & imployed by the Prince,” he wrote, “the Papist[s] have an equall title.”



Here was a visionary conception of equal justice for all members of the commonwealth, regardless of religious belief — a principle rejected by every political regime in the world, until 1787 at the Constitutional Convention in Philadelphia. “Locke was willing to contemplate the toleration of Catholics in a fashion which others would never countenance, and he did so with startling impartiality,” write independent scholar J. C. Walmsley and Cambridge University fellow Felix Waldman, who discovered the manuscript. “The tone is emollient, and nowhere replicated in Locke’s works.”



They have it half right. The attitude of English Protestants toward Catholicism in Locke’s day was shaped by over a century of religious conflict. To the Protestant mind, the advance of “Popery” and “priestcraft” represented a temporal and spiritual threat: ranks of religious believers loyal to a foreign potentate, blinded by superstition, hungry for arbitrary power, and latent with schemes of papal domination. Protestant sermons routinely identified the pope with the Antichrist. Locke’s career coincided with the Restoration (1660–88), when Catholics were excluded from public office and their rights of religious worship were severely restricted. By the 1660s, the rise of Catholic France under an absolute monarch, Louis XIV, instigated a fresh round of anti-Catholic fervor. In this acrimonious climate, Locke’s plea for political equality for Catholics was remarkably egalitarian.

Locke was a brilliant man, though his ideas were certainly flawed. There is no doubt, however, that he had a huge influence on the Founding Fathers and their thinking, especially when it came to the notion of lawful rebellion against the King. It is an intriguing piece, well worth reading.

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Our man Razorfist shreds through Robert Francis Padraig Shamrocks O’Meara Begorrah Guinness Shillelagh Riordan O’Rourke’s latest bit of blithering idiocy:

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#BasedTucker tells some #basedtruths about that silly “climate strike” from earlier this month:

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His Most Benevolent and Legendary Celestial Majesty, the God-Emperor of Mankind, Donaldus Triumphus Magnus Astra, addressed the United Abominations recently – right after he completely upstaged the Gretard – and even I have to admit that he looked a bit… orange:

The fake tan there is a bit heavy, but there is nothing absurd or strange about what he actually said.

Indeed, I only wish that he had closed his speech with something along the lines of:

“And one more thing – as of right this moment, the United States of America is pulling all funding from the United Abominations. You now have precisely one month from this time to get all your shit and get out of America. After that time has elapsed, the drone strikes will begin, and once Turtle Bay is completely leveled, the bulldozers will push all of the rubble straight into the East River. After that, we will immediately build a giant Cross of Christ upon the site, with a backdrop of an even bigger American flag, and a 50-foot-tall pair of black marble tablets with the Ten Commandments written on them in giant lettering.”

“America. F*** YEAH!”

“Y’all have a nice day.”

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Never, ever, EVER ignore the crazy-eyes:

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Sheldon from TBBT might be an annoying dipshit, but there are some moments when he gets a proper comeuppance:

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One of the funnier bits from Last Man Standing:

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The kooky krackpot kandidate from the Daemoncrats, Marianne Williamson – who is certainly one of the most entertaining candidates ever to run for POTUS – got caught talking into a hot microphone about how those evil, horrible, no good, very bad, terrible, awful, dreadful, nasty, mean CONSERVATIVES (EEEEEEK!!!) are actually considerably nicer and more tolerant than her own Leftist brethren:

This actually isn’t surprising. Even those of us on the Hard Right, who think that the Left needs to be reintroduced to the sharp end of old good ideas like anti-blasphemy laws, you will find a level of intellectual diversity and tolerance that the Left cannot match. And that is because the Right actually has to think, since the Right’s positions are derived from time-tested first principles, laws of Nature (and Nature’s God), and hard-won experience.

Among other things, this helps explain exactly why it is that the 5 conservative Supreme Court Justices all exhibit a diversity of opinions in their rulings that are totally at odds with the lockstep uniform thinking of the four liberal Justices.

When you actually have to think for yourself, instead of just regurgitating the latest fashionable nonsense that the Left believes in, then you inevitably end up with opinions that are different from those who might have started down a similar road as you. Just witness the diversity of commentary and thought on this little pokey blog.

As for conservatives being nicer… well, that’s basically because we on the Right are still capable of looking past politics and praying for our enemies.

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More great technometal from DANCE WITH THE DEAD:

And here’s a synth-based cover of one of my favourite recent rock songs:

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If you’ve never watched The Grey, it is actually a very good film – although the way it depicts wolves, which are actually extremely unlikely to attack humans, is nonsensical. And, as it turns out, the reason why it is a good movie is because of the way it portrays the human spirit and will to survive:

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That new hyper-violent Gendy Tartakovsky cartoon series, Primal, definitely looks damned good:

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Apparently the sadists who have killed off the STAR WARS franchise still aren’t done expresing their sheer hatred for us fans, and want to whip and flog the already rotten corpse of the series some more:

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Wazzocks gonna wazzock:

If you haven’t seen the full interview with Mr. Vettel, it’s well worth watching – assuming you can find the damned thing [2,000-word rant about Bolshevik !@#$%^&* Broadcasting Corporation policies deleted for sake of user sanity].

Flying in Spitfires with the epic roar from those 27L V-12 liquid-cooled Rolls-Royce Merlin engines with your best mates… that’s a deathbed memory, that is.

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Related – the story of the legendary rivalry between Ford and Ferrari, which resulted in the equally legendary Ford GT-40, is coming to the big screen, and it looks like the resulting movie will be really good:

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While on the subject of balls-out insane cars – Gordon Murray, designer of the legendary McLaren F-1, is planning to create a successor to his original hypercar that will have a great honking fan in the back to create enormous amounts of downforce:

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Pics from Power Line and other places, girls, and guns – and this week’s memes from Power Line are truly epic:

This meme was the one we were all waiting for:

I was on a reasonably crowded metro train when I saw this, and I laughed so hard that I got some odd stares from quite a lot of the people there.

This one, though, takes the cake:

Sure ‘n’ Begorrah, he does!!!

Headlines time, and it appears that Floriduh Man is still going strong:

Oh, but wait, the rest of the world is fighting hard to catch up:

That is actually an absolutely true headline. I looked it up. Whoever thought that using a Tesla as a police car obviously has a hole in his head.

Now this next one is another real howler:

Yes. Yes, I have. That is why I stopped listening to the mainstream (((media))). I can’t afford to twist my face into that look all day, every day.

This next one is a little esoteric, but quite funny once you think it through:

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Your dog of the week is the Akita:

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For our gym idiots section, we’re going to do something a bit different – because it’s time to give some airtime to a legend of the fitness industry as he talks about fitness chicks:

I have to say, I’ve been watching Dom’s videos for like 5 years (!!!!!), and his comic timing has definitely gotten better – even as his actual presentation and setting has gotten much, much worse. There was a time when he was actually filming in gyms, but now he’s basically filming in his house with a plain boring white background.

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Related – a gym beast tears Vince from V-SHREDS a new asshole over his idiotic deadlifting tips (y’all might want to keep the volume down, because boy does Alan get profane and shouty in this one):

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And now for some gym beasts doing genuinely beastly things:

You really have to give mad respect to Brian Shaw, in particular. He’s had a rough couple of years, especially this year when he tore his hamstring at the Arnold Classic and then injured himself at the WSM championships. But I fully expect him to match and maybe even exceed Mariusz Pudzianowski’s record of 5 WSM championships before he retires.

Brian Shaw is a giant among mere mortal men.

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And speaking of giants among mortals – here’s your Buakaw Beatdown of the Week:

I’m not saying that muay thai is better than kung fu – not at all. I’m just saying that you DO NOT F*** WITH BUAKAW.

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#Babymetal

Boy, the OPETH clones are really out in force these days…

This next one is probably best defined as “German lager-metal”:

“VIKINGS! RAISE THE SHIELD WALL! HOLD THE FRONT LINES! FIGHT TILL DEATH!!!”

F**K YEAH!



From Viking metal to dwarf metal:

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And finally, here is your starting Instathot of the week. She goes by the name of Amber Turner, and she is, or was, a star of a particularly trashy TV show from PommieBastardLand called The Only Way Is Essex. If you’re in the mood to lose ALL of your higher brain functions at high speed, then by all means, watch that shit-show.

That’s all for this Monday, gentlemen. Now get out there and crush it.

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7 Comments

  1. Tom Kratman

    Someone enlighten me; the difference between a mentally damaged 16 year old prophesizing the future and a tripod-perched, volcano fart sniffing 14 year old prophesizing the future is, beyond the minor age difference, exactly _what_?

    Oh, I know; the Pythia was at least sometimes right.

    Reply
  2. Dire Badger

    hmm… Gun girl #1 was about three times hotter than self-absorbed monday Thot with thousand cock stare.
    Off to tineye to see if I can find more of her 🙂

    Reply
  3. Dire Badger

    Adriana Zarcova

    So she's Eastern European. Czech, to be exact. There's a surprise 😛 You called, it, Didact.

    Even their porn stars are better.

    Reply
    • Didact

      Off to tineye to see if I can find more of her 🙂

      Whoa Nelly, it's possible to do image searches now. I just tested it and you're right, it works really well.

      Adriana Zarcova

      Yep. Aka Adriana Malkova and various other names. All natural, apparently.

      (Anyone else who reads this- DON'T run a search for this chick at work with the safe filter off.)

      You called, it, Didact.

      Even their porn stars are better.

      Damn straight.

      Reply
    • Didact

      Gun girl #1 was about three times hotter than self-absorbed monday Thot with thousand cock stare

      While we're on the subject of the fact that Eastern European girls are better… Even their porn stars who actually have taken a thousand cocks, still look better than PommieBastardLand reality TV "stars" who just LOOK like they've been drilled by that many dudes!

      Reply
    • Dark

      Always look forward to crashing my browser with the Mondaydact.

      Reply
    • Didact

      "The Mondaydact" – I like that one.

      And yes, the Monday compilations do take a while to load. Can't be helped – those posts are always heavy on media and embedded links. I like to think that the sheer amount of awesomesauce involved makes up for it.

      Reply

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