Monday morning Wall Winning

by Didact | Jun 3, 2019 | Mondays, Uncategorized | 0 comments

It’s Monday, and that usually sucks ass, but then I saw this video yesterday from our friend Mark Dice, and it made the day a very, very happy one:

Yep. A small part of the BIG BEYOOOTIFUL BORDER WALL is being built by the hands and money and pure cussed willpower of private Americans, while their government dithers and squabbles and has no idea what the hell to do.

That is the spirit of the American nation, right there. Glorious. Magnificent. Wonderful.

Raise your horns, boys, it’s MAGA time!

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Also from Mark Dice – the sad demise of Robert de Niro is something to behold:

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Vikings and swords just go together perfectly:

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Back in WWII, the Germans had their own version of a Death Star – the Gustav Gun:

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The latest, and I think final, installment in the RAMBO franchise involves John Rambo taking on and wiping out Mexican drug cartels near the border.

TELL ME YOU WOULDN’T WATCH THAT SHIT!!!

The liberal media are of course quite predictably losing their minds over how RAAAAAACISSST!!! the new RAMBO movie is going to be. That is their bloody problem. The rest of us are juts going to enjoy it for what it is.

I have to say, this year looks to be a banner year for movies that are actually good. We got John Wick: Para Bellum, Godzilla II: King of Monsters is coming up, and then there is Rambo: Last Blood. Good stuff all around.

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Our favourite Blonde living around the Left Coast had some interesting thoughts to add about fear, and how it rules our lives:

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His Razorness slices and dices the hugely hyped Kojima game, Death Stranding:

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If you aren’t subscribed to the Trap Lord’s channel, then you damned well should be:

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#BasedTucker:

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Sky News goes forth into the real world for a change, to try to understand how the hell it’s possible that Nigel Farage managed to destroy the Tory and Labour Parties in the European elections with a political party founded less than 2 months ago:

It is really funny to watch such a typical elitist London-dwelling Left-wing whorenalist rendered so utterly clueless and speechless by the ordinary people of the country, that he plainly hates. His bias shows through in every single sentence that he utters.

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I don’t agree with the Norks about much of anything, but their method of dealing with government officials who fail to do their properly assigned jobs is… instructive, to say the least:

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More evidence, if any more were needed, that you simply cannot trust the ChiComs to keep their promises about anything:

The Chinese have many splendid and sterling qualities. Their ability to keep promises is not among them. Make no mistake: the Chinese will deal with you honourably only if it is in their continued best interests to do so. The moment it is not, they will happily stab you in the back with no qualms whatsoever.

The Chinese are perhaps the biggest racists you will ever meet. They regard everyone else as inferior. While they will almost never tell you this to your face, their actions reveal what their words do not.

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Back in the glory days of Australian cricket – steady now, boys, I know this is boring as hell for most Americans, and it is for me too, actually – the Aussie fast-bowling attack was built around a tank of a man named Brett Lee. He was one of the most respected and feared fast bowlers in the world, and with very, very good reason:

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Hillary Clinton is the keynote speaker at a cybersecurity summit.

Try, if you can, to wrap your head around that one:

Former Secretary of State and failed presidential candidate Hillary Clinton will deliver a guest speech at an upcoming cybersecurity conference. Yes, the same Hillary Clinton who kept confidential emails on an unsecured server.

Clinton will deliver a keynote speech at the cybersec summit in October, organized by the security firm FireEye. After her speech, Clinton will take part in a Q&A discussion with FireEye CEO Kevin Mandia on the “geopolitical landscape and its implications for global cyber security today.”

The announcement was met with howls of laughter online. After all, it’s not like Clinton stored mountains of classified emails – including scores marked ‘secret’ and ‘top secret’ – on an unsecure server in her basement during her tenure as Secretary of State. Oh no, wait, she did.

You don’t say?!?

Hillary Clinton is going to be the Keynote Speaker at a Cyber Defense Summit in October…

THIS IS REAL LIFE.

People are going to pay between $795 and $2000 to listen to a presentation(mostly coughing) from a person who was hacked by everyone on Earth.https://t.co/VSnP9DWQC3 pic.twitter.com/VQnXV0cZaz

— Carpe Donktum🔹 (@CarpeDonktum) 30 May 2019

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There is a film being released soon about one of the greatest rivalries in the history of motorsport, between Ford and Ferrari, and I have to say, it looks pretty damned good:

It takes some doing to understand just what an amazing feat it was for Ford to defeat Ferrari 3 years in a row at Le Mans. James May explains exactly what it was that made the original Ford GT so bloody incredible:

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More blokey goodness from the blokiest blokes ever to bloke across a TV screen:

That bit about the Growler cracks me up every single time.

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Would Game of Thrones have sucked quite as much if it had lightsabers in it?

Well… given that D&D have been handed control over the next STAR WARS trilogy (*wait for the groans and jeers to die down*), I’d say we’re going to find out over the next 10 years. And I am pretty sure that the answer will be “HELLS NAW”.

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Life lessons from the goddamn BATMAN:

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Pics from around teh innarwebz:

Finally, the F-35s are used for their proper purpose!!!

Couldn’t agree more.

AND VELOCIRAPTORS ARE THE STEEDS UPON WHICH THE ARMIES OF FREEDOM SHALL RIDE!!!

“Woman”…

That Divine sense of humour that I keep talking about comes to mind here…

Hard to disagree…

Hmmm…

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Dog of the week is the Belgian tervuren:

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Gym fails time, sadly:

That horrifying sound you heard is your own spine cracking and popping under the sheer strain of the awful lifts that you just saw.

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Fortunately I have something to cure your pain, in the form of a beast who lifts beasts:

If USADA measures your free-test levels after watching that video, you’ll be banned for life from all competitive athletic pursuits.

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Here’s a great trip down memory lane as we look at some truly legendary martial arts monsters from days long gone by:

Oh, and for those you who thought that Sage Northcutt was an overrated and overhyped prospect who is probably better suited to be an actor or a male model… hey, you were right:

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Related – if you let Buakaw Banchamek get a hold of you in a clinch, you might as well have the engraver carve your obituary on your tombstone already:

Buakaw gets a lot of props and respect from me on a regular basis around here. And why wouldn’t he? The dude is easily the most famous muay thai fighter in the world, not to mention an absolute legend in the world of martial arts in general.

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And still related – a superb video breaking down the highly disparate styles of perhaps the two best muay thai fighters alive today, Saenchai and Buakaw:

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Tim Kennedy is a true killer among the murderers’ row of the UFC middleweight division – and unlike most MMA fighters, he really understands what it means to be in life-and-death combat: