Just when you thought that the Daemoncrats couldn’t get any more ridiculous, here comes Hizzoner, Da Meiya:

I watched what that Commie bastard de Blasio did to New York from 2014 to 2018. Four long years of watching homeless bums spring up like mushrooms all over the city. Four years of smelling the reek of piss and the delightful bouquet of human shit all over the sidewalks in downtown Manhattan. Four years of watching him make enemies out of the NYPD – and, despite my extremely dim view in general of police forces around the USA, I will certainly admit that the NYPD genuinely is courteous and professional.

Watching him flail away on a Presidential campaign should be a hoot and a half – or at least, it would be, if there were not 22 other losers running around the country trying to do the exact same thing.

Seriously, take a look at this graphic – which is actually a bit dated, since it only has twenty-one candidates:

Let’s see, who have I heard of out of this entire set?

Well, there’s Beta O’Cuck… Cranky Grandpa Bernie… Fauxcahontas… Pete Buttiesecks… Creepy Uncle Joe…Mystery-Meat Gabbard… the ex-Governor of Floobertown… the ex-Mayor of Newark, one of the shittiest cities in the entire country…

And a bunch of other clowns.

This is what the Evil Wing of the One Party of Government has to offer?

They really have gone off the deep end.

Pinko de Blasio is definitely going to have fun trying to get his message out across the country, given that most of the South and much of the Midwest regards New York as, basically, Gomorrah on the Hudson – which as far as I’m concerned is something of an understatement of how degenerate New York City actually is.

Buckle up, boys, when this particular clown car crashes, it’s going to be hilarious. Y’all bring the beer, I’ll make the steaks.