Liberal Logic 101:
The funny thing is that liberaltards everywhere in this country love to make fun of Texas for supposedly wanting to secede from the Union, when in reality it is California, the (former) Golden State, that actually wants out of the Union really, really badly.
And, to be honest, if San Francisco and Los Angeles, and much of the blue south of the state, seceded tomorrow, I seriously doubt that the rest of the country would be overly worried.
I mean, other than all of the beardy hipster douches sitting in coffee shops sipping $6 lattes and dicking around on their iPhones, iPods, and Macbooks.
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My plan for California in three easy steps:
1: Allow California to secede from the Union.
2: Immediately declare war on the newly-formed People's Republic of California. Following a 24-hour grace period for all citizens who voted against secession to flee, stage a full-scale invasion of the nation state after days of around-the-clock bombing raids.
3: Install sane, moderate government and annex California back into the Union, leaving the bombed-out sections of the state as is to serve as territory for Fallout LARPers.
Or, as LTC Kratman rather aptly put it last year:
We could in our vanity and arrogance ask for more, O Lord, that the four most left-leaning members of the Supreme Court go down in the same fiery plane crash, that California secede so that we can recognize it, mobilize against it, invade it, conquer it, crush it, and then restructure as a territory sin suffragio en perpetua, but that would be terribly presumptuous of us.