Bloody hell, it’s Monday again. Can we please just skip it today?
Unfortunately, the answer to that is, of course, NO.
So, as always, yer very ‘eavy, very ‘umble servant is ‘ere to make it better by presenting, yet again, the Great Mondaydact Browser Crash.
And seeing as today is a public holiday – at least in the USA, celebrating George Washington’s birthday – what better way to begin than by triggering the shit out of a bunch of liberal weenies?
So here is the video that dumped half a tonne of horseradish straight into the pants of virtually every liberaltard and (((media))) whore that watched it:
America, God shed His grace upon thee.
Happy President’s Day, everyone. I have to say, as someone who lived in the USA for a long time, I am deeply grateful for, and just a little bit envious of, the fact that you guys have the Chaddest of Chads ever to Chad across the international stage as your President.
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#BasedTucker is based:
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Mark Dice is fed to the back teeth with awards season, and with good reason:
Good Lord, but woke politics is incredibly dreary. And ordinary people evidently feel exactly the same way as you and I do, because the ratings for the Wokescars absolutely TANKED.
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We may yet live to see the reign of His Most Illustrious, August, Noble, Benevolent, and Legendary Celestial Majesty, the God-Emperor of Mankind, Donaldus Triumphus Magnus Astra JUNIOR, the Second of His Name:
The problem with Don Jr. is that he is far more of a civnat than his legendary lion of a father is. He really needs a lot of sense to be thumped into that giant head of his. It’s not like Don Jr. is stupid, either – his genetics are amazing and his vocabulary and speech patterns are actually superior to his dad’s.
But all of the intelligence, upbringing, knowledge, and good advice in the world, cannot change a man’s inability to recognise truth for what it is.
Intelligence is merely an indicator of human potential, nothing more. You could have an IQ of 170, but if you insist on believing in fairy tales and nonsense, then all you are doing is wasting a colossal gift from God.
Don Jr. evidently has quite a bit of growing up to do – and he could start by telling Charlie Kirk and the cuckservative Right to take a flying leap off the side of the Hoover Dam.
But it is also clear that Don Jr. has inherited his father’s legendary fighting instincts. As he points out in that interview, most cuckservatives – *cough Mitt Romney cough* – would curl up into the foetal position and go about apologising as fast as possible when attacked in even the mildest terms.
What makes the God-Emperor so special, and so great, is that he simply WILL NOT BACK DOWN from a fight.
God bless him, and his son, for that instinct.
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Oh, fun fact and your Latin lesson for the day – you know how I always make such a song-and-dance about the God-Emperor’s full title, as I see it?
Well, I had a go at transcribing it into Latin – because, of course, it sounds MUCH more badass in the language of the original Caesars – and here is the whole thing, in all of its magnificent glory:
Et Illustrissimus et Mitissimus, August, Nobis, Saint, et Celestial Rex, Deus-Imperator Hominis, Donaldus ad Tantoque Victrix Magna et Stellas, Primum ex Nomine Eius
I’d say the English version rolls off the tongue a bit better, to be honest – and that’s assuming that the translation is accurate, which is a bit iffy when it comes to the Google-SkyNet AI software. If anyone is enough of an anorak to check whether that translation is accurate, have at it in the comments.
Nonetheless – HAIL AND KILL in the name of the God-Emperor:
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From the Lefty-nuts over at Vox, here is a video concerning the Evangelical ideas that guide the God-Emperor’s foreign policy toward Israel:
Somewhat inevitably, given that it is, after all, Vox that we’re looking at, the video takes the position that Evangelical Christians are nucking futs for thinking that the Bible is literally true and that the return of Jesus Christ, Son of God, is foretold by the return of the Jews to the lands of Zion.
Obviously, I do not agree with Vox. I think of them as a bunch of truth-hating liberal weenies who stand in opposition to all that is good, beautiful, and true – and therefore oppose God Himself.
I do not maintain a position of absolute Biblical literalism, which is to say that I do not believe that the Bible is the inerrant and irreducible Word of God – because it isn’t. The Bible is what God gave Man through His prophets and saints, and we perceive only very dimly the true nature of God’s revelations to us through the Bible.
That is what happens when you take original Scriptures transmitted orally through centuries, then codified into ancient Hebrew, then with ancient Greek and Latin texts added to them, all transliterated into multiple interpretations and translations, some literal and many others considerably less so, and then with those translations further translated into all of the various major languages spoken by Man.
That being said… do I think that the return of the Jews to Israel, along with all of the other things that we have seen happen over the past fifty years, foretells something of the extreme turmoil and struggles predicted in the Book of Revelation?
Yes. I do.
You are free to agree or disagree with this sentiment in the comments below, of course. I am aware that Catholics regard the Book of Revelation to be more allegorical in nature and descriptive of past events, while Protestants and especially Evangelicals regard it to be a clear set of prophecies. I have no idea what Orthodox Christians think on the subject, mostly because I don’t really know any.
And since I certainly do not claim to be any kind of expert on Scriptural interpretation or understanding – in fact I consider myself pretty clueless on the subject – if you have a point of view on the subject of whether Revelation is literally true or not, I am interested to see what you have to say.
I will add one other note:
Just because the Bible says that the Jews returning to Israel signifies the second coming of the Lord Jesus Christ, and just because the Bible states that those who bow down to the laws of God as given to the Israelites and perfected by Jesus Christ, does NOT mean that the world’s nations can or should allow Jews to control their politics, media, financial systems, or anything else.
The Jews have their own country now. It is called Israel. It is a wonderful place that deserves help and support from Christians, of their own free will.
Israel does not, however, need to be mollycoddled at all times. And it is absolutely untrue that American, or Western, interests must be subordinated to Israel’s. Not now, not ever.
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Bill Whittle has some interesting things to say about James Carville’s recent comments with respect to the Daemoncrats’ chances against the God-Emperor of Mankind:
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Jason from Blue Collar Logic has a very sensible take on who is actually causing the division that is so evident in the US body politic today – and it isn’t Donaldus Triumphus Magnus:
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Here’s a Prager U video about one of the greatest lies and myths of our time:
If ever there was a more damning indictment of the elite (((media))) and academic classes than the complete inversion of the truths about the South, that, right there, is it.
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The Male Brain writes in with excellent contributions as usual this week. We start with the new Tavor X95 bullpup assault rifle:
I saw a number of IDF personnel wielding the Tavor when I visited Israel back in 2014 – and I remember seeing one young chap carrying an even tinier version of the same gun, the MTAR, back when we visited the caves at Rosh Ha’Nikra near the Lebanese border.
I’ve always wanted to pick up and fire a bullpup rifle. The configuration is completely different from a standard rifle because of the fact that the magazine is located behind the trigger and grip, which allows the manufacturer to put the same amount of barrel length into a much smaller frame.
A lot of dedicated shooters don’t like bullpups because of the way that it forces you to change the way you load a fresh magazine. But apparently this can be trained away. And the accuracy and reliability issues with the early bullpups have mostly been fixed by now.
Of course, anyone who plays loads of HALO – like I do – knows that bullpups are ALL the rage in that game. Virtually every gun of note is a bullpup there. Does that make them good in real life? I have no idea. But I’d love to find out.
We continue with some Tweets by Lloyd “Doing God’s Work” Blankfein, which are equally amusing and at least somewhat wise in turn:
If Dems go on to nominate Sanders, the Russians will have to reconsider who to work for to best screw up the US. Sanders is just as polarizing as Trump AND he’ll ruin our economy and doesn’t care about our military. If I’m Russian, I go with Sanders this time around.
— Lloyd Blankfein (@lloydblankfein) February 12, 2020
Surprised to be featured in Sen Warren’s campaign ad, given the many severe critics she has out there. Not my candidate, but we align on many issues. Vilification of people as a member of a group may be good for her campaign, not the country. Maybe tribalism is just in her DNA.
— Lloyd Blankfein (@lloydblankfein) November 14, 2019
For states with already high rates, increasing tax rate doesn’t necessarily increase tax revenue. https://t.co/jwDl7uoJyr
— Lloyd Blankfein (@lloydblankfein) September 13, 2019
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One of my Loyal Readers wrote in recently to ask for my feedback about his blog, so here’s a shout-out to Big Country, who blogs over at The Intrepid Reporter. Among other things, he’s been doing a sterling job of tracking Corona-chan’s effects around the world, and has some rather trenchant thoughts to add on the subject at various intervals. He’s got a tip-jar working there as well, so if you have a few shekels to spare, please send them his way so that he can keep doing his thing.
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Lord Razorfist has some (profane) words of reassurance for those in his home state who are worried about gun control coming to Arizona:
Gun control in states like Arizona and Texas is a dead letter – for now. That doesn’t mean that those !@#$%^&* gun-grabbers won’t keep trying. They hate you, they hate your freedoms, they hate your guns, and they hate your country.
If y’all have any sense whatsoever, you will be working very hard to find out which of your neighbours are Commiefornian Daemoncrats, and then will try to make life as unpleasant for them as possible, so that they leave your home state, and go back to their failing flaming pile of shit.
More from El Razorfist on the latest effusion of diarrhoea that is Star Trek: Picard:
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PJW has his usual erudite and sarcastic take on modern wokeness:
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The lovely and charming Mrs. Brittany Sellner takes apart the woke elite assholes of the Australian (((media))) talking about wives who like to care for their husbands:
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Paul Ramsey talks about the dangers of prejudice – in ways that you would not expect from the title:
As ramzpaul points out, Corona-chan (official name: COVID-19, or “Coronavirus Identified 2019”) is dangerous almost exclusively to men of East Asian ethnicity – and largely harmless to everyone else.
If nothing else, the spread of Corona-chan will go a very long way toward conclusively destroying the myth that there is no such thing as race.
His video on that utter plane-crash of an ad from SAS is pretty good too:
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Speaking of Corona-chan’s influence, our friend 1st Sgt. Terrence Popp (USArmy, Ret), adds his own thoughts about the spread of Grandfather Nurgle’s blessings:
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Everyone’s favourite talking Aussie bear makes it clear that it is, indeed, still OK to be white:
For the record: I’m not white. I don’t care what colour you are. If you’re white, as far as I’m concerned, you’re probably Good People, since white folks have always treated me courteously, respectfully, and kindly throughout my entire life.
People who get triggered by seeing a sign that says “IT’S OK TO BE WHITE”, are morons who need to grow the hell up.
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And now for your “Science is f***ing WEIRD” moment of the week:
How does a cluster such as XLSSC 122 fit into our wider picture of how the universe is structured? Computer simulations allow astronomers to recreate the uneven distribution of matter in the early universe and then to follow the force of gravity as it draws the more dense regions into massive clusters while less dense regions become ever more sparse.
One can identify clusters in these simulations that have the same properties as XLSSC 122. As a simulation is similar to a movie of the universe, we can fast forward to the present. When we did this for XLSSC 122 we realized that it would become one of the most massive clusters in the universe – comparable to the great cluster in Coma, our closest collection of galaxies. The same simulations indicate that XLSSC 122 might only have existed as a cluster of galaxies for perhaps a billion years before the moment we observed it.
Herein lies the mystery. Our study of the starlight from the galaxies that make up XLSSC 122 tells us they are more than one billion years old, perhaps as much as three billion years old. Moreover, they all appeared to start forming stars at almost the same time. But as all of this happened long before these galaxies ever clumped together to form XLSSC 122, we are left with the question as to what caused them to start forming stars in such a synchronized manner in the early universe?
Fortunately, we have a pretty good idea of where to look next. NASA plans to launch the James Webb Space Telescope in March 2021, and we are already planning ahead to target XLSSC 122. The Webb telescope will collect approximately six times more light than Hubble and will analyze that light with a number of sensitive instruments. Our aim is to use high-resolution infrared spectroscopy to greatly improve our knowledge of the stellar ages of the galaxies that make up XLSSC 122 and pin down the early life story of this remarkable cluster of galaxies.
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Long read of the week comes to us from the Unz Review, and is a Chinese perspective on the way that the Western (((media))) has handled the COVID-19 outbreak:
The 2019 Novel Coronavirus, first detected late last year in the hub city of Wuhan, China is a rapidly-spreading viral disease, often characterized by a cluster of acute respiratory symptoms. The virulence of this outbreak has put most of China under a lockdown: over 50 million people have been quarantined in the immediate region; 40,000 people have been infected, and over 900–and counting–have died. Many neighboring Chinese cities also have restrictions on travel and movement to stem the tide of infection; and across the country, all of China is facing restrictions and hardship. In the face of this sudden and tragic crisis–and the extraordinary social distancing measures the Chinese government has taken to safeguard public health and prevent infection,–the western media has made a highly political choice on how to report about it.
Instead of voicing support or encouraging solidarity–“We are Wuhan”—western corporate media have chosen to go all out to criticize and demonize China, sparing no effort to recycle and rekindle ugly, racist, orientalist, and dehumanizing trope s, using any perceived misstep, pretext, and shortcoming to tar China and the Chinese. One virulent narrative is that this is deliberate Chinese bioweapon to reduce population,. another narrative, no less toxic and virulent, alleges that the Chinese leadership, out of a “fear of political embarrassment”, suppressed free speech and silenced the flow of information “at critical moments”, “allowing the virus to gain a tenacious hold”, thus creating the conditions for a lethal epidemic that has led to the deaths of hundreds and the infection of thousands.
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The Drinker watched the latest DC wokeflop so that you don’t have to, and HATED it:
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Apparently there aren’t even enough words in the English language, or any other, to describe just how bad the new Birds of Prey film was – but Midnight’s Edge sure gave it the old college try:
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Gary from Nerdrotic breaks down the absolutely brutal failure of the latest episode of Doctor Who Cares, in the context of all of the other wokefest shitpiles that bombed spectacularly over the past few months:
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Linkage is good for you:
- The God-Emperor isn’t just awesome in the USA – apparently even the Nigerians love him, though that could just be a scam, of course;
- Choirboy kills innocents – I’ll give you one guess as to the race;
- President Trump isn’t dividing America – the country has been divided for a very long time;
- As Corona-chan rampages around the world, there is some good news – it looks like we might have a way to fight all viruses, ever, but it’s still in developmental stages;
- Blue-pilled Olde Pharte marries washed-up dried-out repeatedly-pumped-and-dumped tramp, instantly regrets it;
- Apparently Corona-chan has had such a deleterious effect on China that other countries are feeling the results quite badly – especially in the sex toy department;
- Jennifer Aniston looks pretty good for a 50-year-old, but she don’t got no eggs left – and she’s quite delusional about it;
- Friend and fellow shitlord Last Redoubt has some important points to make about the stupidity of “building your brand”;
And plenty more from The Male Brain:
- Jordan Peterson went to Russia to get treated for DEFINITELY NOT METH addiction;
- First the Chinese went and screwed up the world with COVID-19, and now they’re planning to take it up INNN SPAAAAAAAAACE!!!;
- Scientists have now produced the very first “programmable organisms” – God help us all;
- Another scientist at Rice University has figured out how to turn your household compostable trash into very useful graphene;
- Iran’s supposedly “moderate” leader, Prime Minister Hassan Rouhani, is in fact a chameleon;
- At the rate that Kinsey Wolanski is going, she will be a feature in the Monday Instathots section quite soon;
- The Euzis tried to create a financial instrument to help Iran out, and to precisely nobody’s surprise, it didn’t work;
- As Dawn Pine said to me in an email when he sent this link – to err is human, to forgive, Divine, and to get vengeance, AWESOME!!!;
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The Neo-Tsar proves, yet again, that he is both coldly calculating and quite wise:
His changes to Russia’s immigration policy are also packed with rather good sense:
Vladimir Putin is taking a page from Donald Trump’s tough-on-immigration playbook. That’s bad for people like Umed and the millions of migrants from other former Soviet republics who have flocked to Russia in search of work. The 29-year-old Tajikistan native, who declined to give his full name, had been working as a delivery driver in Russia when he was deported in 2015. “They don’t want Muslims to live in the country,” says Umed, who now resides in Kazakhstan.
Immigrants are Russia’s best hope to replenish a 75-million-strong workforce that’s shrinking by 800,000 people a year. Yet their numbers are barely growing as Putin’s government has tightened regulations, largely in an attempt to curb the influx from Central Asia. This is a major headache for Russian companies, many of which are struggling to fill jobs even though the economy is stagnant.
“Business needs the extra manpower, but the authorities are desperate to avoid provoking voter anger,” says Alexei Makarkin, deputy director of the Center for Political Technologies, a Moscow-based research organization. “Times are hard, and that’s bolstering anti-immigrant sentiment.”
Like the God-Emperor, the Neo-Tsar understands that national identity is vitally important to the health and well-being of a nation and its people.
Unlike the God-Emperor, the Neo-Tsar also understands that you can’t just invite anyone into your borders to settle and become “Russian”. People who are not ethnically Russian, do not speak Russian, do not share any part of Russian history, and do not have ties to the soil, ARE NOT RUSSIAN. It’s just that simple.
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History lessons of the week, brought to you by the good people at Kings & Generals:
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Wazzocks gonna wazzock:
I thought Jezza was making that shit up about Max “S-ZZZZZ-wadj!!!”. Nope. Turns out, the dude is 100% real.
Lesson learned. NEVER assume that Jezza, Hammster, and Captain Slow don’t know what they’re on about.
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Comedy hour with Jonathan Pie:
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This camel here has exactly the right attitude toward thots trying to take selfies:
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Pics, guns, girls:
And now for some good old-fashioned WARHAMMER 40,000 memes:
Here’s one for you lonely nerds to use the next time Valentine’s Day rolls around (*gags*):
ANYONE WHO THINKS THAT THE SPACE FORCE IS A TERRIBLE IDEA, IS A HERETIC.
And y’all KNOW what we do with heretics.
And a few Aussie-bashing ones:
And now for the really silly stuff:
TELL ME YOU WOULDN’T WATCH THAT MOVIE!
I mean… just… OUCH, man!
MIND. BLOWN.
This next one has so much testosterone and Chadness in it, any woman viewing it will IMMEDIATELY be rendered utterly helpless:
Headlines of the week show that Floriduh Man has gone full meta:
Your “No Shit, Sherlock” moment of the week:
Your “This Milk Tastes Odd” moment of the week:
Your “Pink on Pink” moment of the week:
Your “Veganism Really IS a Crazy Cult” moment of the week:
Your “Wait, WHAT?!?!?” moment of the week:
Your “‘Twas the Snake That Died” moment of the week:
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Dog of the week is – don’t laugh – the poodle:
I know that poodles look pretty ridiculous overall, but in actual fact they have historically been used as gun dogs and as a result are fiercely intelligent, independent, and capable.
Still doesn’t change the fact that they look like they have cotton candy infestations on their legs and tails, of course. In fact, one of them just won the Westminster Dog Show, and it looks like a walking candy confection.
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Here are your gym beasts of the week:
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Patrick Bet-David interviewed bodybuilding legend Shawn Ray recently, and it turned out to be quite a fascinating discussion for a number of reasons:
The “trashing” of Phil Heath happens at very roughly the 1hr mark, but in fact Shawn Ray is actually pretty classy about Mr. Heath and does not criticise him. He simply remarks that the Mr. Olympia competition does not depend on the presence of a 7-time winner. And he is, in my personal opinion, right about this.
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And now for your Buakaw Beatdown of the Week
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#WheelsOfSteel
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And finally here’s your Instathot for the week. Her name is Angelina Varona, age 26 from Miami. She’s mostly known for… well, being an Instathot, and that’s about it.
Onward and upward, lads. Get to the CRUSHING already.
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You sorta wonder if she should have tied a red handkerchief around the back of that Thong.
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Why is Spaceforce is a good idea? I didn't get the joke.
The instathot has a certain thiccness to her. Looks like something Alexander the Great would casually impregnate on a night after coming from war.
I envy that you can choose to get whatever rifle you can get. I did a mandatory military service in a European country and after getting out, the military mandated that I had to have a fully automatic 7.62 G3. A rifle that was made H&K almost 100 years ago if I'm correct. It is ugly and unreliable as a blue hair feminist. Water, oxygen and dust can jam or completely destroy this gun.
I don't know if you can buy a fully automatic in the U.S but what you can get on the market outside of Europe is far superior compared to the junk I got.
Why is Spaceforce is a good idea? I didn't get the joke.
Well, it's a good idea because it's very clear that the Air Force doesn't fully understand how to fight in low-Earth orbit and doesn't fully realise the ramifications of ceding control over that battlefield to Russia and especially China. The Chinese have some very impressive satellite-killers that, in the event of a serious shooting war, could cripple America's satellite networks and thereby destroy America's vast technological resources in just a few minutes. That would render impotent the highly effective American doctrine of Deep Strike using stealth and other technologies.
The reason why nerds like me find it funny, though, is simply because it lends itself so well to endless Warhammer 40,000 memes.
The instathot has a certain thiccness to her
Yep. That's kind of how I like them.
I envy that you can choose to get whatever rifle you can get
In the USA, you can buy quite a lot of seriously cool shit either online or in any military surplus store. The Yankees really love them their AR-15 platform – which is NOT a fully-automatic "assault" rifle, it's merely a dinky little poodleshooter. But if you know where to look, you can find some seriously powerful long-range weaponry and high-powered stuff over there.
I don't know if you can buy a fully automatic in the U.S
You can, but the paperwork and background checks required to own a Class 3 firearm are extremely onerous. And even if you pass them, the types of fully auto firearms that you can own are so tightly regulated that one might as well not bother.