Oh shit, it’s Monday again…

Still and all, we might as well make the best of it, with the usual epic Great Mondaydact Browser Crash. And we’ll start with some good old-fashioned Tex Avery cartoons – though my loyal American readers might have a tough time viewing some of these. Don’t worry, I’ve got plenty of other good stuff down below for you:

Oh, and that gorgeous girl from the 1950s at the end? (Actually in the original full-length cartoon she was there in the middle, but you can’t watch such things anymore, because fun isn’t allowed these days.)

That’s Joi Lansing.

I’ve been waiting nearly THIRTY YEARS to figure out who the heck that woman was. Also – DAMN but the 1950s were awesome!!!

And, of course, the all-time classic Tex Avery cartoon – Little Red Hot Riding Hood:

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#BasedTucker is based, and he’s been on an absolute tear this week:

Tucker also admitted, on air, that he and his team really screwed up when they predicted that Joe Biden would not be the Daemoncratic candidate for POTUS. This is one of the reasons why I like him – he tells the truth, as best as he can see it, and when he gets it wrong, he admits it and takes the criticism like a man:

Tucker also has some cogent and powerful thoughts to add about stop-and-frisk:

And finally, in the aftermath of Super Tuesday:

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Mark Dice is DEEPLY unimpressed by the current state of the Daemoncratic field – just like the rest of us:

He also had plenty of amusing commentary to add in the aftermath of Super Tuesday:

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Bill Whittle has his own thoughts to add about the sudden and dramatic departure of Chris Matthews from MSNBC’s Hardball:

It subsequently became very clear that Chris Matthews did not resign. He was fired, and (((they))) got rid of him simply because he dared to criticise Bernie Sanders from the Left.

That is the major difference between the Left and us on the Right. The Leftists can be crazy, stupid, and evil, all at the same time. But one thing that they are exceptionally good at doing, is squashing dissent in the ranks. The Right, by contrast, wastes immense amounts of time and energy with pointless internecine feuds that weaken and divide us.

Those feuds do tend to be healthy at some level, though, because they allow the Right to sift through some of the more stupid bullshit that plagues its constituents and sort the good ideas from the bad. That is why the globalist Right, or more simply, the neoclowns, have been sent firmly packing, while the nationalists are very much in the ascendant.

The Left has no such sorting apparatus. That is why they routinely bring out candidates who are boring, crazy, senile, and/or evil.

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Jesse Waters has a good take on Sleepy Creepy Rip Van Biden being the Daemoncratic front-runner all of a sudden – and wait until the end where His Most Illustrious, Noble, August, Benevolent, and Legendary Celestial Majesty, the God-Emperor of Mankind, Donaldus Triumphus Magnus, the First of His Name, has to say about facing off against the senile old dotard:

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Dave from Blue Collar Logic explains why liberals and conservatives need each other in order to maintain a competitive tension that makes both of their lives better:

I strongly disagree with Dave’s interpretation of Scripture, in which he argues that Jesus Christ was “something of a hippie”. A careful reading of the Gospel of John, in particular, will show that Jesus was absolutely nothing of the sort.

Moreover, the major problem with Dave’s thesis is in his rather naive belief that conservatives are capable of pushing back against the stupidity of liberals – or even willing to do so.

The reality is that conservatives have singularly failed to conserve virtually anything in the past 100 years. You can make an argument for conservative preservation of gun rights – to which I will respond that the National Firearms Act does not permit anyone to own fully automatic weapons, which is a plain and severe violation of the words, “SHALL NOT BE INFRINGED“.

Day by day, step by step, the Left has eroded and destroyed the rights of not merely the Right, but of everyone. And conservatives have sat by and let it happen, terrified of being called “racists” and “sexists” and “misogynists” and “homophobes” if they so much as utter a squeak of protest.

Fortunately, there does appear to be an awakening happening in the USA and much of the West. But those who are waking up, still have faith in the electoral process – with some justification, given the fact that this process is what got Brexit done, the God-Emperor elected, Bolsonaro in office, Netanyahu finally vindicated, and several serious nationalists into power across the world.

Dave also has some funny stuff to add about Liz Warren dropping out of the race:

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We’ve got loads of great stuff from our friend The Male Brain this week, starting with a warning from a psychologist explaining exactly why one should never, ever date a feminist:

It’s not like any of you need to be told this, but it’s good advice nonetheless.

Turns out, the Chinese, of all people, have an excellent solution to the problem of illegal immigration:

From Dawn Pine via Captain Capitalism – all you have to do here is replace Barack with Bernie:

This Prager U video explains exactly why sex matters:

The Age of Big Data may well have been a colossal mistake:

Always be on the lookout for coronavirus – and Trump Derangement Syndrome, which is VASTLY harder to cure:

Here’s another one about why Odumbass the Lightworker wasn’t impeached for his part in his Maladministration’s epic scandals:

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Jared Taylor from American Renaissance explains why The New York F***ing Times is a disgusting and despicable organisation:

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The lovely and charming Mrs. Brittany Sellner is back:

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Paul Ramsey’s take on Little Gay Pete pulling out of the race for POTUS:

Who in his right mind seriously thought that a gay white man who looks like a dead ringer for Alfred E. Neumann was going to get elected President?

It’s not politically correct to state this openly, but the truth is what it is: Blacks and Hispanics DO NOT LIKE gays. Neither do the rest of us, but white Christians are at least willing to tolerate gays. The rest of the ethnic melting pot, however, can’t bloody stand them. And with good reason.

European culture is about the only one that I have ever encountered where open homosexuality is not looked upon with disgust and hatred. Everywhere else in the world that I’ve ever traveled, homosexuals are considered unclean, degenerate, and even downright evil. Those pejoratives are unwarranted, for the most part, but that is how those cultures view them.

And given that those very same cultures now make up significant voting blocs within America – again, who seriously thought he had a shot?!?!?

Paul also has a good take on Finland’s latest anti-rape campaign – and see below for PJW’s extremely acerbic dissection of the same:

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Terrence Popp (1st Sgt, US Army – Ret) tells it like it is, as always, right in time for WAMMENZ DAY:

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Paul Joseph Watson had one look at Finland’s latest “anti-rape” brainwave and promptly fell off his barstool laughing:

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Lord Razorfist apparently likes rap music (for some ungodly reason) and has a bit of a beef with the Bernie bros as a result:

His amusement in the aftermath of the Super Tuesday results, though, was hard to contain – and he even worked in a pretty profound insight involving Ayn Rand and the nature of the New Left in the process:

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Midnight’s Edge explains exactly why Roundhead Johnson should NEVER have been allowed anywhere near the STAR WARS sandbox:

And apparently ST:P as well as ST:D are underperforming horribly relative to expectations:

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Gary from Nerdrotic explains why Chris Chibnall has destroyed Doctor Who Cares:

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The Drinker gets absolutely HAMMERED watching the latest episode of Doctor Who Cares, but still hates it:

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Overlord Dicktor Von Doomcock truly hated the last episode of Star Trek: Blowhard:

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Dave Cullen’s video on the results of going woke is interesting, if predictable, viewing:

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The opening cinematic for Baldur’s Gate 3 looks BADASS:

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Here’s your “Science is F***ING WEIRD” moment of the week, and it’s all about Beetlejuice – er, I mean, Betelgeuse:

In the night sky, the constellation Orion is most well-known for his belt, a row of three luminous stars. For the last few months, though, astronomers around the world have been particularly interested in his right shoulder, the home of a star called Betelgeuse, one of the brightest stars in the sky. Betelgeuse—which, yes, is pronounced like Beetlejuice—has been dimming more than it ever had before. Astronomers have long known that Betelgeuse is aging and, like many old stars, is bound to explode sooner or later. Could this mystery dimming mean that a supernova might be imminent?

The view would be mind-boggling, day or night. The Orion constellation can be seen from nearly everywhere on Earth, which means nearly everyone could see the exploding star. It would easily cut through the artificial-light pollution that prevents 80 percent of the world—and a staggering 99 percent of the United States and Europe—from experiencing a clear view of the night sky.

“At the predicted brightness of a Betelgeuse supernova, you could be standing in the center of the biggest city in the world, and you would certainly see it,” says John Barentine, an astronomer and the director of public policy at the International Dark-Sky Association, a nonprofit that works to mitigate light pollution. “You couldn’t miss it.”

Even more spectacular, the display would stick around. The gleaming orb would remain visible for more than a year, perhaps even longer. How strange it would be to witness day in and day out, to understand, for the most part, that the blaze is simply a natural wonder of the universe, but still feel, on a deeper, more primitive level, that the sky looks very wrong.

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Your long read of the week is from The Saker, and concerns a very-nearly-war in Syria that nobody wants to talk about between Russia and Turkey:

Right now, the best Russian ally in the region is Syria. This is the country which Russia needs to make safe by creating a truly modern air defense network. The Russians have already done a lot towards this goal, including integrating their combat management and EW systems, but that is not enough. While Russian aid and Syrian skills have forced the Israelis to conduct mostly symbolic and ineffective air strikes, often with missiles shot from outside the Syrian airspace, and while many (most) Israeli missiles were destroyed by the Syrian air defenses, it is pretty clear that both the Turks and the Israelis feel that if they launch missiles from long distance they are relatively safe. That perception needs to be changed, not only to force the Turks and the Israelis to shoot from even further and accept even more losses, but also to show the US, NATO and Europe that the Syrian air defenses are capable of making anything short of a massive attack pointless (and a massive attack costly).

We should also note that the Turkish propaganda machine has been very effective. Yes, a lot of what they said was self-evidently “feelgood” nonsense (thousands of dead Syrians, hundred of tanks, etc.) , but their footage of a Turkish drone striking a Pantsir in Libya did, at least initially, impress those who don’t understand air defense warfare (destroying a single isolated first-generation Pantsir is not that hard, especially from right above it, but destroying a Pantsir position in which launchers protect each other is quite different. And if that Pantsir position is protected “below” (AA+MANPADS) and “above” (medium to long range SAMs), then this becomes extremely difficult).

This war is not over and it won’t be until Erdogan is removed from power. Frankly, Russia needs a stable and trustworthy partner on her southern border, and that won’t happen until the Turks ditch Erdogan. The problem here is that God only knows who might succeed him, should the Gulenists seize power, that will not be good for Russia either.

It is rapidly becoming clear that Turkey is a serious liability to the American empire, and is absolutely no friend to the Europeans – not, of course, that they ever were. I could have told you this simply from taking a trip to Turkey back in 2018.

It is also becoming clear that Russia is not to be trifled with. While the Russians are far more friendly and receptive toward the Europeans and Americans than either group’s political leaders are willing to admit, they are also absolutely adamant on keeping their own culture, sovereignty, and political system intact. They will not brook interference in their way of life – and that is an attitude for which nationalists like us should have immense respect.

The Russians have shown repeatedly that they are now capable of taking on and fighting technologically advanced Western militaries toe-to-toe, and winning. Russia’s air forces, in particular, are too small at this point to maintain air supremacy in a war against the West – but their fighter, attack, and bomber jets are every bit a match for Western-oriented 4th-generation air forces right now.

It remains to be seen whether they could take on a fleet fielding F-35 Joint Strike Flying Pianos, but given the sheer unreliability of those stupid flying turkeys, it’s probably a fair bet that the Russians could win that war simply by deploying their long-wave radar systems along with a lot of electronic jamming, along with their new Su-57s – assuming they ever get the power problems with the engines for those planes sorted out.

The most important lesson from the Syrian war right now is that messing with the Russian bear is a very, very big mistake. The West’s leaders would be well advised to sit up and take note.

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Linkage is good for you:

• The God-Emperor’s daughter and her husband visited India recently, and that provided plenty of opportunities for thirsty Indian dudes to get in on the act;
• Speaking of douchebag Indians – this story about Indian call centre scammers harassing old people and swindling them out of their life savings will make your blood boil;
• My friend and fellow shitlord Last Redoubt explains that you absolutely MUST fumigate and exterminate SJWs in your projects and workspaces as soon as humanly possible;
• You know that old line about fearing the Greeks, even when they come bearing gifts – timeo Danaos et donna ferentes? Turns out, the Greeks fear migrants who come bearing violence and disease;
• Charlie Kirk may be a convincing grifter, but he’s unquestionably a grifter nonetheless;
• The God-Emperor understands what the never-to-be-sufficiently-damned Bowtie Brigade of cuckservatives don’t – to be effective, you MUST fight back;
• The Half-Blood Princess continues to do her part to effortlessly piss off everyone else;
• Tony Ferguson is easily the most dangerous threat that Khabib Nurmagomedov has ever faced, and the Dagestani knows it;

And more from Dawn Pine:

• The Pakistanis do a lot of things quite badly – and airline safety is right at the top (or bottom, depending on your point of view) of that list;
• The idiots of the PoundMeToo movement are now confusing kissing without dating, with actual sexual assault;
• Some useful sensible calm advice and myth-busting about how to handle COVID-19;
• The Left doesn’t know how to feel about the fact that COVID-19 might just slow down those oh-so-dreadful CO2 emissions;
• The “Keep Calm and Carry On” spirit is very much alive in PommieBastardLand after Brexit – pretty much exactly as we all expected;
• If you’ve ever wondered whether Hollyweird actually gives a f**k about you…;
• Here’s a word of good advice: if you’re in your 70s, DON’T MARRY A GIRL IN HER 20s, unless you actually want her to cheat on you;
• And speaking of crazy women doing crazy things…;
• What do you suppose happens when Wall Street nepotism meets Hollyweird degeneracy?;
• We lost a true free-thinking legend recently when Freeman Dyson died;
• Speaking of climate change heresy – turns out that a paper questioning the current (garbage) “consensus” about the planet warming, was suddenly retracted, nothing suspicious there at all, surely…;
• Finally, if you’ve ever wondered what the oldest companies in the world are, by country, here you go;

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The Neo-Tsar talks a very great deal of simple good sense about foreign money in politics:

He also had some interesting things to say in the wake of his long meeting with Erdogan in Moscow:

And he handled some tough questions about the state of Russia’s economy pretty well:

Warm and cuddly, he absolutely is NOT. But – smart, tough, motivated, capable, and absolutely ruthless? Oh yes. Very much so. All of those things.

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History lessons of the week:

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For those of you (like me) who enjoy watching an angry Scot swearing a blue streak at restaurant owners and staff:

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Wazzocks gonna wazzock:

The utter dingleberry who titled that last video deserves to be imprisoned in a caravan – which will then be creatively destroyed by the wazzocks in some new and dreadful way.

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Comedy hour:

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Pics, girls, guns – first one is from Russia:

That translates as, “Thanks to you for everything, for the apartment, for the car, for the loot. What would I do without you, my dear!?”

There is a huge amount of truth in that one picture.

Didn’t you Yankee rebels fight a war with the mother country a few hundred years ago specifically to get away from this crap?

Headlines of the week indicate that Floriduh Man has become extremely infectious:

I don’t even know what to say to that one.

Your “Monkey Business” moment of the week:

Your “Karma is a BITCH” moment of the week:

Your “Live Long and Prosper” moment of the week:

Your “Transformational Defenestration of Outlying Obstructors” moment of the week:

Your “Vegans Are F***ING CRAZY” moment of the week:

Your “Sacrifice for Lent” moment of the week:

Your “Mansplaining” moment of the week:

Your “WAAAAAY Too Much Information” moment of the week:

Just be happy that wasn’t Sharon Stone.

Your “God Bless Texas” moment of the week:

‘MURICA.

Chaser:

Does a train carriage count as an eight-legged horse if you name it “Sleipnir”?

That’s what happens when you try to drive an American muscle car around any sort of corner. American cars are a LOT of fun to look at and listen to – but generally they are HORRID to drive.

But you’d still really enjoy the ride.

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Dog of the week is the East-European Shepherd (aka Russian Shepherd, or, as the Russkies themselves put it, Восточно-Европейская Овчарка):

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Gym beast Kevin from Pure Bullfit had a go at cosplaying recently, at the request of many of his fans and subscribers, and the results were… interesting, to say the least:

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The brilliant and wise Jeff Cavaliere has some excellent insights to offer about powerlifting:

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For anyone who watched the Fury-Wilder 2 fight, Tyson Fury’s movements looked pretty straightforward and conventional by boxing standards. But the commentators made a pretty big deal about how weird and awkward and strange Fury’s movements normally look – and referenced the Klitschko fight in their discussion:

They were right. His movements in that fight were STRANGE. Highly effective, totally unorthodox, and very interesting to watch.

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Joe Rogan explains exactly why muay thai is absolutely awesome:

And yes, he’s absolutely right. Muay thai is orders of magnitude better than football. I can’t bloody stand football.

If I want to watch a bunch of fit dudes running around for 90 minutes, I’ll go watch a marathon.

And if I want to watch a lot of overpaid nancies diving and clutching limbs and screaming bloody murder on a pitch because someone lightly touched them, I’ll watch an episode of, I dunno, The Kardashians or whatever.

The highest levels of free-form martial arts competitions require immense intelligence, skill, power, athleticism, training, and strength of will. Muay thai is a base art for MMA precisely because it requires so many different skills; it is in many ways essentially upper-body wrestling with knees and elbows (hellbows, actually) thrown in for good measure. All you have to do is watch a true nak muay at work to understand and appreciate just how brutal and devastating the chained attacks in muay thai can be.

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And while we’re on the subject – here’s your Buakaw Beatdown of the Week:

That was a very easy fight for Buakaw, in comparison to most of his outings. But you can see just how brutal and nasty the art is.

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Before we get to the heavy stuff, here is something you probably didn’t expect – German folk music:

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Now let’s invert things completely and see what would happen if Mary Poppins started singing death metal:

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#MetalAllegiance

Gonna be a lot of 80s throwbacks this week, because the 1980s were a fantastic period in time. Metal was awesome, St. Reagan Magnus of the Right was in charge, and women were HOT.

This next one is so 80s-metal that the Eighties don’t know what to make of it:

Seriously, the only way that it could be more Eighties is if they did a cover of CHEAP TRICK’s epic “Mighty Wings”.

The featured track of this section is an absolute treat for every true metal fan:

I do like that band…

Some more newer stuff that is definitely nothing like the 80s:

And now back to the 80s with VIRGIN STEELE, an awesome and hugely underrated band:

We end things, as we always do, with THE GREATEST BAND OF ALL TIME, also known as IRON MAIDEN:

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And finally here is your Instathot to get the week started. Her name is Nadine Kerastas, originally from Germany, age 25 or so. (I know – she looks way older. Being a thot is hard on a girl’s shelf life.) She started out as a bodybuilder after falling ill from a tick bite, and before she embraced the iron she was quite the frump.

Nowadays, she is the walking definition of “Plastic Fantastic”, which makes her the perfect candidate for this Monday’s Instathot.

OK, boys, get off yer keesters now, start with the CRUSHING!!! already.

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