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Monday morning AI-tunes

by | Aug 24, 2026 | Mondays | 0 comments

It is, very sadly, Monday, and the weekend once again zipped by WAY too damned fast. It’s actually astonishing just how quickly it went by – though that might have something to do with the fact that I spent the first half of both days sound asleep. And that is kind of how it should be, really.

But, like a bad case of herpes, Monday always shows up eventually. Fortunately, that is why the Great Mondaydact Browser Killer is here to save the day.

Today, we start with famous singers who don’t actually sing – instead, they use session musicians, or, in the modern day, Abominable Imbecile:

#BasedTucker is Based

Dawn of Battle

The Male Brain has some good stuff to get us started:

Mind-Expanding Drugs

Death Smiles At Us All…

Culture Beats

Warriors of Faith

Manly Men of Manliness

Bad Medicine

Veteransโ€™ Day

Judgeโ€™s Ruling

MUH RUSHIAN KAHLOOOOOOOZHUN!!!

ะะพะฒั‹ะน-ะฆะฐั€ัŒ ะŸั€ะธะบะฐะทั‹ะฒะฐะตั‚

ะŸั€ะพั„ะตััะพั€ ะ‘ั€ะพะฒะบะธะฝ ะฃั‡ะธั‚

ะ”ะตะด ะกะฒะฐั€ะปะธะฒั‹ะน ะ“ะพะฒะพั€ะธั‚!

ะ”ัะดั ะกั‚ะฐั ะžะฑัŠััะฝัะตั‚

ะ ัƒััะบะธะต ะžั€ัƒะถะธะต

ะ ัƒััะบะฐั ะ–ะธะทะฝัŒ

Timeo Danaos Et Donna Ferentesโ€ฆ

Burn Paedowood to the Ground

Reading Too Much Into Things

Linkage is good for you:

https://www.rt.com/news/644371-us-ai-legislative-proposals

https://www.rt.com/news/644381-trump-mad-south-korea

https://www.rt.com/news/644422-serbia-russia-support-ukraine

https://www.dailymail.com/news/article-16065329/Harry-Meghan-return-England-America.html

https://www.rt.com/news/644511-what-russia-learned-anchorage

https://www.rt.com/news/644499-ukraine-corruption-new-scandal

https://theduran.substack.com/p/the-politics-of-the-lifeline

https://militarywatchmagazine.com/article/footage-major-progress-china-first-nuclear-carrier

https://militarywatchmagazine.com/article/two-russian-su57-attack-ukraine-odessa

https://www.dailymail.com/news/royals/article-16071833/Harry-privately-pleads-Home-Secretary-answers-police-protection.html

https://www.zdnet.com/article/china-drops-windows-for-linux/?shem=dsdf,sharefoc,agadiscoversdl,,sh%2Fx%2Fdiscover%2Fm1%2F4

And some more from Dawn Pine:

https://nypost.com/2026/08/18/us-news/illinois-mom-of-3-dies-after-jumping-into-river-to-save-son-7-on-family-fishing-trip

https://news.sky.com/story/violent-ai-clips-of-fruit-and-veg-characters-could-help-radicalise-young-people-researchers-claim-13571768

https://apnews.com/article/chicago-ducky-derby-fundraiser-illinois-special-olympics-82966ef730c2ab0424427a9493d894dc

https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2026/08/18/Guinness-world-Records-farthest-miniature-basketball-shot/5281787073629

https://captaincapitalism.blogspot.com/2026/08/a-post-argument-world.html?m=1

HALO Nation

BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!!!

Big Boyz Toyz

Oh No! Anywayโ€ฆ

Comedy Hour

Meme Warfare

We begin with some dank memes from The Male Brain:

That works
That works
It's protein - so YES!
It’s protein – so YES!
WB and then leeve a false name
WB and then leeve a false name
So it's not her fault
So it’s not her fault
Probably
Probably
Why on earth did you let your mother see your browser history? Oh because you are an idiot
Why on earth did you let your mother see your browser history? Oh because you are an idiot
It happened. I can confirm
It happened. I can confirm
<raised eyebrow>
Luck is key
Luck is key
He's probably lying
He’s probably lying
That kid is going places
That kid is going places
She's an OK actor and great... you know
She’s an OK actor and great… you know
BRO! buy an additional one. What's wrong with you?
BRO! buy an additional one. What’s wrong with you?
Beliving is key
Beliving is key
That shows missed the mark on history so many times. E.g.
That shows missed the mark on history so many times. E.g. “The Royale” mentioned Fermat’s theorem as “a puzzle we may never solve”. 5 years later it was solved
WE KNOW
WE KNOW
Can we get a pic of the sis?
Can we get a pic of the sis?
Pretty much
Pretty much
OK. That is funny
OK. That is funny
Go figure
Go figure
500 grams will do
500 grams will do
You need to be HOT first
You need to be HOT first
LEGEND-wait, I'm eating-Ary
LEGEND-wait, I’m eating-Ary
Or about work
Or about work
I'm in
I’m in
That is actually a good joke
That is actually a good joke
Yep
Yep
Also reduces sleep quality
Also reduces sleep quality
Worth a shot
Worth a shot

And now, as LRFotS RobertW likes to say:

Real Men Watch REAL Sports

REPS FOR JESUS!!!

Ass-Kicking of the Eight Limbs

They See Me Rollinโ€™…

JUST BLEED!!!

Facefisted

Gymtardery

Animal Planet

Pawsitivity

Golden Doofuses

German Shedders

Derpskies

BAFFTime

Cattitude

Cat Against Humanity

Murder Machines

Palate Cleansers

Axe Me Anything

Knives Out

Arrow to the Knee

Woodshop

Forgemaster

Drumlines

Guitar Heroics

MOAR DAKKA!!!

Mambo Italiano

Lunch Break

Omakase

DORINKU!!!

Jump-Starts

Gingervitis Injections

Livinโ€™ in the Land of the Metal Gods

Also Einstein: โ€œI fear that someday people will post my pic on the Internet with bogus made-up quotations in Comic Sans fontโ€

Rock Out With Your Glock Out

Thot Shots

Finally, here are a couple of suitably idiotic Instathots for this horrid day. Happy Monday, lads โ€“ now get back to work.

https://www.instagram.com/jilhardigggx.2/p/Dath73vjw87

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