Whoever it was that said the four-day work week increases employee satisfaction without compromising productivity, may have been onto something, because I think we can all agree that the two-day weekend is way too damn short. You’ve just about gotten used to the idea of relaxing and resting a bit, only to have work rudely intrude upon your happiness. And thus begins another dreary Monday as a wage-slave.
Fortunately, that is why we have the Great Mondaydact Browser Killer – now more lethal to the health and memory capacity of your PC than ever!
Today we start off with the songs that defined Millennial childhoods – I recognised roughly half of the songs in this compilation, even though I didn’t like most of them, and the reason why was very simply because I listened to the radio back then. This is something Gen-Z kids simply do not understand; the concept of “the radio” is not something most of them know anything about, thanks to Spotify and streaming:
How many of those songs do you recognise?
#BasedTucker is Based
Dawn of Battle
The Male Brain gets us off to a fast start for this Monday:
Mind-Expanding Drugs
Death Smiles At Us All…
Culture Beats
Warriors of Faith
Manly Men of Manliness
Japanimation
Bad Medicine
Veteransโ Day
Judgeโs Ruling
MUH RUSHIAN KAHLOOOOOOOZHUN!!!
ะะพะฒัะน-ะฆะฐัั ะัะธะบะฐะทัะฒะฐะตั
ะัะพัะตััะพั ะัะพะฒะบะธะฝ ะฃัะธั
ะะตะด ะกะฒะฐัะปะธะฒัะน ะะพะฒะพัะธั!
ะัะดั ะกัะฐั ะะฑัััะฝัะตั
ะ ัััะบะธะต ะััะถะธะต
ะ ัััะบะฐั ะะธะทะฝั
Polonium
Timeo Danaos Et Donna Ferentesโฆ
Burn Paedowood to the Ground
Reading Too Much Into Things
Linkage is good for you:
And some more from Dawn Pine:
https://timesofindia.indiatimes.com/science/nature/scientists-let-swordtail-fish-choose-their-mates-for-nine-generations-males-kept-picking-larger-females-while-female-preferences-varied/articleshow/134745500.cms
HALO Nation
BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!!!
Big Boyz Toyz
Oh No! Anywayโฆ
Comedy Hour
Meme Warfare
We begin with some dank memes from The Male Brain:
And now, as LRFotS RobertW likes to say:















































Real Men Watch REAL Sports
REPS FOR JESUS!!!
Ass-Kicking of the Eight Limbs
They See Me Rollinโ…
JUST BLEED!!!
Facefisted
Bullshido Breakdown
Federer Express
Gymtardery
Animal Planet
Pawsitivity
Golden Doofuses
German Shedders
Derpskies
BAFFTime
Cattitude
Cat Against Humanity
Murder Machines
Palate Cleansers
Axe Me Anything
Knives Out
Arrow to the Knee
Forgemaster
Woodshop
Drumlines
Guitar Heroics
MOAR DAKKA!!!
Mambo Italiano
Lunch Break
Omakase
DORINKU!!!
Jump-Starts
Gingervitis Injections
Livinโ in the Land of the Metal Gods

Rock Out With Your Glock Out
Thot Shots
Finally, here are a couple of Instathots to get your day off to a properly absurd start.
Happy Monday, everyone.





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