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Monday morning song and dance routine

by | Oct 19, 2026 | Mondays | 0 comments

Whoever it was that said the four-day work week increases employee satisfaction without compromising productivity, may have been onto something, because I think we can all agree that the two-day weekend is way too damn short. You’ve just about gotten used to the idea of relaxing and resting a bit, only to have work rudely intrude upon your happiness. And thus begins another dreary Monday as a wage-slave.

Fortunately, that is why we have the Great Mondaydact Browser Killer – now more lethal to the health and memory capacity of your PC than ever!

Today we start off with the songs that defined Millennial childhoods – I recognised roughly half of the songs in this compilation, even though I didn’t like most of them, and the reason why was very simply because I listened to the radio back then. This is something Gen-Z kids simply do not understand; the concept of “the radio” is not something most of them know anything about, thanks to Spotify and streaming:

How many of those songs do you recognise?


#BasedTucker is Based


Dawn of Battle

The Male Brain gets us off to a fast start for this Monday:


Mind-Expanding Drugs


Death Smiles At Us All…


Culture Beats


Warriors of Faith


Manly Men of Manliness


Japanimation


Bad Medicine


Veteransโ€™ Day


Judgeโ€™s Ruling


MUH RUSHIAN KAHLOOOOOOOZHUN!!!

ะะพะฒั‹ะน-ะฆะฐั€ัŒ ะŸั€ะธะบะฐะทั‹ะฒะฐะตั‚

ะŸั€ะพั„ะตััะพั€ ะ‘ั€ะพะฒะบะธะฝ ะฃั‡ะธั‚

ะ”ะตะด ะกะฒะฐั€ะปะธะฒั‹ะน ะ“ะพะฒะพั€ะธั‚!

ะ”ัะดั ะกั‚ะฐั ะžะฑัŠััะฝัะตั‚

ะ ัƒััะบะธะต ะžั€ัƒะถะธะต

ะ ัƒััะบะฐั ะ–ะธะทะฝัŒ


Polonium


Timeo Danaos Et Donna Ferentesโ€ฆ


Burn Paedowood to the Ground


Reading Too Much Into Things

Linkage is good for you:

https://rt-english.com/news/647363-before-nothing-left-to-save
https://scottritter.substack.com/p/the-fall-of-the-house-of-saud
https://rt-english.com/news/647153-zelensky-trump-bullying-diesel
https://www.eurogamer.net/asha-sharma-xbox-town-hall-new-ip
https://www.tomshardware.com/tech-industry/artificial-intelligence/ai-causes-uproar-in-mathematics-as-experts-warn-against-sharing-research-with-llms-after-openai-shares-722-manuscripts-and-proofs-professor-argues-that-the-field-must-focus-on-building-community-over-raw-solutions?shem=dsdf,sharefoc,agadiscoversdl,,sh/x/discover/m1/4
https://rt-english.com/news/647212-sanctions-are-permanent
https://rt-english.com/news/647207-france-school-protests-feminism
https://www.ign.com/articles/mike-flanagan-explains-why-warhammer-40000-is-a-brutally-difficult-adaptation?shem=dsdf,sharefoc,agadiscoversdl,,sh/x/discover/m1/4
https://www.dailymail.com/debate/article-16215913/grief-dare-not-speak-whispered-fear-accusations-racism-war-mass-immigration-Britain-fought.html
https://rt-english.com/news/647287-russian-oil-starlink-trump-pressure-zelensky
https://rt-english.com/news/647363-before-nothing-left-to-save

And some more from Dawn Pine:

https://timesofindia.indiatimes.com/science/nature/scientists-let-swordtail-fish-choose-their-mates-for-nine-generations-males-kept-picking-larger-females-while-female-preferences-varied/articleshow/134745500.cms

https://www.abc.net.au/news/2026-10-13/manosphere-masculinity-questions-answered-live-blog/107216354

HALO Nation


BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!!!


Big Boyz Toyz


Oh No! Anywayโ€ฆ


Comedy Hour


Meme Warfare

We begin with some dank memes from The Male Brain:

Enjoy
Enjoy
BRO! SERIOUSLY!
BRO! SERIOUSLY!
Probably 9:30
Probably 9:30
Like father like daughter?
Like father like daughter?
He's ready for that LinkedIN profile now
He’s ready for that LinkedIN profile now
Not the only one, but can confirm
Not the only one, but can confirm
If he is named Wilson...
If he is named Wilson…
Good reasoning
Good reasoning
Could happen
Could happen
I had a date like that
I had a date like that
It's because he's a dude. If he was a chic he would have needed 27K
It’s because he’s a dude. If he was a chic he would have needed 27K
LMAO
LMAO
Yep
Yep
Been there
Been there
Bird/Dragon/Whatever has a point
Bird/Dragon/Whatever has a point
As he should
As he should
Also - Gal Gadot is way hotter
Also – Gal Gadot is way hotter
Growing up...
Growing up…

And now, as LRFotS RobertW likes to say:


Real Men Watch REAL Sports

REPS FOR JESUS!!!

Ass-Kicking of the Eight Limbs

They See Me Rollinโ€™…

JUST BLEED!!!

Facefisted

Bullshido Breakdown

Federer Express

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WxuNkMlLAg8

Gymtardery


Animal Planet

Pawsitivity

Golden Doofuses

German Shedders

Derpskies

BAFFTime

Cattitude

Cat Against Humanity

Murder Machines


Palate Cleansers

Axe Me Anything

Knives Out

Arrow to the Knee

Forgemaster

Woodshop

Drumlines

Guitar Heroics

MOAR DAKKA!!!

Mambo Italiano

Lunch Break

Omakase

DORINKU!!!

Jump-Starts

Gingervitis Injections


Livinโ€™ in the Land of the Metal Gods

Also Einstein: โ€œI fear that someday people will post my pic on the Internet with bogus made-up quotations in Comic Sans fontโ€

Rock Out With Your Glock Out


Thot Shots

Finally, here are a couple of Instathots to get your day off to a properly absurd start.

Happy Monday, everyone.

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