Monday morning Easter egging

by Didact | Apr 6, 2026 | Mondays | 0 comments

So much for Easter weekend… it went by WAY too fast. I hope you all enjoyed the time with family and friends, and were able to celebrate the Passion and Resurrection of Our Lord. (For our Orthobros – I hope you enjoyed Palm Sunday, you guys get your turn next Sunday.) But all good things come to an end, and now it is time to get back to work.

Or at least, it is for SOME of you. For me, not so much. I get today off, for reasons too boring to get into right now. So this week’s Great Mondaydact Browser Smasher has arrived a little earlier than usual. Heck, I even managed to get some vacuuming done, amazingly.

Seeing as it is Easter Monday, it might be worth our time to look at some Easter Eggs – hidden in some of our favourite video games:

And your obligatory “Easter is NOT pagan!” debunking video, because the usual crowd of utter morons (and Moose Limbs – considerable overlap, thanks to the degrading Satanic death cult of Izzlam) have crawled out of the woodwork to utter the same old nonsense:

#BasedTucker is Based

Dawn of Battle

The Male Brain

Plus here are some videos about Brandolini’s Law – see the Linkage section below for a fuller explanation:

Mind-Expanding Drugs

Obligatory “Simon Wheeler Slop Warning” with the above

Death Smiles At Us All…

Culture Beats

Warriors of Faith

Manly Men of Manliness

Bad Medicine

Veterans’ Day

Judge’s Ruling

MUH RUSHIAN KAHLOOOOOOOZHUN!!!

Новый-Царь Приказывает

Профессор Бровкин Учит

Дед Сварливый Говорит!

Дядя Стас Объясняет

Русские Оружие

Русская Жизнь

Polonium

Timeo Danaos Et Donna Ferentes…

Burn Paedowood to the Ground

Reading Too Much Into Things

Linkage is good for you:

Fyodor Lukyanov explains why the FUSA absolutely needs a victory in Angry Short Fat Trump’s pointless stupid Operation: AIPAC F***-UP;
Rachel Marsden wearily notes how quickly the Euzis are wearing out their knee-pads and lip-balm while servicing Uncle Shmuel;
Robert Bridge advocates – correctly, in my view – for banning smartphones from school classrooms, and with very good reason;
Spencer Neale utters the unutterable – that Angry Short Fat Trump is making ODUMBASS look good by comparison;
Former Indian Air Marshall Anil Chopra breaks down the reasons why the Russians – who actually make useful weapons – are winning massive AD sales to India;
Anthropic made a HUGE mistake by releasing a large chunk of its model’s source code to the world – and the world was very quick to take notice;
On a related note, there is now a way to test an AI’s ability to distinguish truth from reality – by feeding it complete nonsense and seeing how it reacts;
Some enterprising wags in Hong Kong have figured out a way to bypass the Strait of Hormuz – by digging a giant pipeline around the problem;
SLIME Magazine got into some serious hot water with the authorities in OnlyFans Emirates for telling the truth, for a change;
The astronauts on Artemis II have the most relatable Microslop problem you have ever heard;
Everyone is talking about oil prices, but they are talking about FUTURES – not the cost of physical oil, and when you look into that, the story is TERRIFYING;
The BritBongLand gubmint’s plan to deal with skyrocketing fuel prices, is to make life even more miserable for the population that they so clearly hate;
And those fuel prices are now causing Limey airlines to cancel flights en masse, in the wake of this incredibly dumb war;

And some more from Dawn Pine:

Audiophiles like to say they can hear real differences in component quality, but it turns out they are full of it;
The Half-Blood Princess’s estranged father managed to snag a Filipina nurse young enough to be his daughter – well done him;
A digital reconstruction managed to put together what a real-life Mycenaean woman might have looked like 35 centuries ago – and she was a HOTTIE;
Lonely New Yorkers are taking a page from the Japs and paying people to be friends with them;
The Canuckistani postal service is stopping door-to-door delivery – which is kind of the entire point of their existence – due to failures to manage costs, as Canada becomes India 2.0;
A high-school student – who has looks AND brains, evidently – has figured out how to create a water filter that gets rid of over 95% of microplastics;
Some Japs are offended that their government wants to ban self-sterilisation – as if TEH WAMMENZES didn’t ALREADY have about 15 different methods of contraception;
Parts of Gen-Z are reverting to what works, in the form of traditional gender roles, having seen that the modern world plainly is batshit nuts;
For those interested in the detailed explanation of Brandolini’s Law – here is a breakdown of the Bullshit Asymmetry Principle for you;
Influenza culture has gotten to the point where some of these young morons are faking their own kidnappings for views and kicks;
Even sherpas on Mt. Everest are getting in on some of that scam action these days;
Tesla’s “self-driving cars” turn out to be… uh, NOT, actually;