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Monday morning weary of Wakandans

by | Feb 2, 2026 | Mondays | 0 comments

Ah hell, it’s Monday again. The first Monday of February, too, which for my money is the single most depressing month of the year. The reason why is simple: you know spring is right around the corner, but there is still one more month of winter weather to endure, and by the time you get to it, you’ve had about as much as you can stomach of that nonsense.

Still and all, that is why the Great Mondaydact Browser Mulcher is here, to help us stave off the winter blues for another week.

If you live in the FUSA, of course, February is also Bleq Hizzstery Munf, in which we “celebrate diversity” and all of the achievements of the Wakandans who have so greatly culturally enriched ‘Murica.

The reality of that enrichment, of course, is very different. Most of us are fed to the back teeth with that sort of propaganda. So, to kick things off, let us hear from an actual Black guy, who has actual accomplishments, about why “Black Fatigue” is real, and simply getting worse every day:


#BasedTucker is Based


Dawn of Battle

The Male Brain gets us off to a right quick start this week:


Mind-Expanding Drugs


Death Smiles At Us All…


Culture Beats


Warriors of Faith


Manly Men of Manliness


Bad Medicine


Veterans’ Day


Judge’s Ruling


MUH RUSHIAN KAHLOOOOOOOZHUN!!!

Новый-Царь Приказывает

Профессор Бровкин Учит

Дед Сварливый Говорит!

Дядя Стас Объясняет

Русские Оружие

Wait, so you are telling me that the Chinks have no respect for intellectual property rights, patents, or the fine details of an actual agreement?!?! I’m shocked – SHOCKED, I tell you!!!

Русская Жизнь


Polonium


Timeo Danaos Et Donna Ferentes…


Burn Paedowood to the Ground


Reading Too Much Into Things

Linkage is good for you:

And some more from Dawn Pine:


HALO Nation


BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!!!


Big Boyz Toyz


Oh No! Anyway…


Comedy Hour


Meme Warfare

We begin with some dank memes from The Male Brain:

I have a feeling it would not have worked
I have a feeling it would not have worked
That is is just embarrasing
That is is just embarrasing
Go Chuck
Go Chuck
That would smell horribly
That would smell horribly
Where are all the liberal protests?
Where are all the liberal protests?
1988 Batman comic
1988 Batman comic
Lady has patience
Lady has patience
Choose wisely - as they are both VERY EXPENSIVE
Choose wisely – as they are both VERY EXPENSIVE

[Get a Russian T-90M. Unlike a Leopard, it actually WORKS in real combat. – Didact]

Totally agree
Totally agree
Abortion is illeagal because it is murder. Not because of consequences
Abortion is illeagal because it is murder. Not because of consequences
We don't
We don’t
SAY WHAT NOW?
SAY WHAT NOW?
Sounds about right
Sounds about right
Not huge - but big enough
Not huge – but big enough
They actually did not notice
They actually did not notice
The matrix always had an appeal
The matrix always had an appeal
Predictions are very hard- especially for the future
Predictions are very hard- especially for the future
RESPECT
RESPECT
No they won't
No they won’t
Can happen - but very slim chance of it
Can happen – but very slim chance of it

[Disagree. I think we are rapidly approaching the point of “code collapse”, because of all the AI-generated junk that is out there, piled on top of all the Pajeet-generated garbage. – Didact]

So do we
So do we

And now, as LRFotS RobertW likes to say:


Animal Planet

Pawsitivity

Golden Doofuses

German Shedders

Derpskies

Wolf-Time

BAFFTime

Cattitude

Cat Against Humanity

Murder Machines


Real Men Watch REAL Sports

REPS FOR JESUS!!!

Ass-Kicking of the Eight Limbs

They See Me Rollin’…

JUST BLEED!!!

Facefisted


Gymtardery


Palate Cleansers

Axe Me Anything

Knives Out

Arrow to the Knee

Forgemaster

Woodshop

Drumlines

Guitar Heroics

Blech Meddle

Beard of Wisdom

MOAR DAKKA!!!

Bullshido Breakdown

Mambo Italiano

Lunch Break

Meating Prep

Krispy Krunch

Omakase

DORINKU!!!

Engrish

Jump-Starts

Gingervitis Injections


Livin’ in the Land of the Metal Gods

Also Einstein: “I fear that someday people will post my pic on the Internet with bogus made-up quotations in Comic Sans font”

Today’s band of choice is UNLEASH THE ARCHERS, from Canuckistan:


Rock Out With Your Glock Out


Thot Shots

And finally, here are your Instathots to get the week off to a suitably absurd and plastic start. Happy Monday, y’all.

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