Another week, another war about to kick off. We appear to be all set for a potential weekend bombing of Iran, because REASONS. Nobody seems to have the first clue why the Persians pose any kind of a threat to America, but Angry Short Trump appears determined to find one.
Actually, given what we know from the latest trove of kind-of-sort-of-unredacted “Epstein Files” that were just released yesterday, I suspect a “wag the dog” type of fake war, is exactly what the (((neoclowns))) want.
The revelations around Drumpf himself are, to be clear, largely unsubstantiated and uncorroborated. There is something in the latest batch of files about two women who have given sworn testimonies saying that he raped them. However, there is not a smidgen of actual evidence to suggest this is true. No photos, no police reports, no DNA evidence, no eyewitnesses, nothing, to corroborate the accusations.
There IS an FBI reporting document in the unclassified release that alleges Drumpf was compromised by Israel, and that his son-in-law, Jared Kushner, is the true “brains” (so to speak) behind the President. That is rather more believable, as we can see from the things that Trump 1.0 did as the God-Emperor, and then what Trump 2.0 is doing as Ornj Boi.
The fact that all of this is coming out right when Drumpf wants to bomb Iran, again, is, as we call it around here, a (((COHENcedence))).
Bombing Iran serves absolutely nobody’s interests – except Israel’s. And that, too, is a very stupid way to think about things, because the Iranians have made it perfectly clear that, if they are attacked again, this time, they will not hold back. They can, and absolutely will, rain down hundreds of hypersonic ballistic missiles on Israel, and on American bases in the Middle East. There is no question whatsoever that Iran possesses that capability. They have substantially rebuilt their stockpiles since the abortive “Twelve Day War”, which Israel and the FUSA unquestionably lost.
Now, there is another interesting dimension to this that perhaps bears some consideration. It amounts to the usual sort of “Trump is playing 4D chess” thing that we were constantly told by the Q types back during Trump 1.0, and which many (including myself) fell for at times. I do not take it particularly seriously, but I present it here for you to think about.
The idea goes something like this:
Israel’s Prime Minister, Benjamin Netanyahu, is in real trouble. He is cornered in every possible way. His health is failing. He is losing popular support. And he faces some extremely serious charges of corruption – if convicted, he is looking at spending the rest of his natural life in prison.
Because of this, Bibi has pulled every string, called in every favour, done everything possible to do two things.
First, he has twisted and bent the US government to his will, using the US as a proxy to launch the wars against Israel’s enemies that will topple governments like dominoes across the Middle East, severely weakening Israel’s true enemies, and forcing the Arab states to find ways to live with Israel itself. He, of course, will take full credit for this policy – as he did with the fall of Assad’s government back in late 2024 and the collapse of Syria into anarchy and chaos.
(Never mind, of course, that this actually left Israel in a far WORSE position, overall, with the threat of a fratricidal civil war erupting once again on its northeastern borders – the point was to weaken Hezbollah in Lebanon and Syria to the point where they no longer posed a threat to Israel.)
And second, he has pushed the US to back him in his quest to stay in power as Prime Minister. As long as he is able to do that, he is safe from prosecution. The moment his government falls, he is toast, and he knows it.
Let us give full credit to Netanyahu. As odious and criminal a character as he is, the man is also a consummate politician. He has an uncanny ability to survive political crises, in a way that almost no one else does. Yes, his hands are stained with the blood of TENS OF THOUSANDS of Palestinians – many of them Christians – while waging a totally disproportionate war against the Gazans that has created a humanitarian catastrophe in the region. But the point is, he has survived, where other politicians would have fallen.
He has also, in the process, become a liability to the US government – or at least, to the MAGA faction that wants to see America turn inward and focus on its problems, instead of the world’s.
So, the current war against Iran is essentially a Trump-Vance play to position things in such a way that Iran obliterates israel’s defences – and Bibi gets the blame. This will then allow the US to shunt him aside, because he has refused to hold fresh elections, for fear that he will lose power.
It is a convoluted theory that has very little grounding in reality, in my personal opinion. But, I have been wrong before about such things. I simply leave it here for you to consider.
Meanwhile, let us remember the brilliance of the film that inspired the title of this poast:
And now let us get to the lovely lady of the day.
This here is Yuliya, age unknown, birthplace unknown, except that she is probably from St. Petersburg, Mordor. That is all we know about her. She does, however, seem to have the “Slavic Bitch Face” thing down PERFECTLY.
Happy weekend, everyone.
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