Well, the holidays were fun while they lasted, but it is now time to get back to work. Nobody wants to, of course, this being a Monday, and therefore the most horrible and awful day out of the seven of the week. However, if you work for someone else – and most of us do – then what cannot be cured, must be endured.
Which, of course, is why the Great Mondaydact Browser Sinker is back, and bigger than ever. Seriously, we have like 3 weeks’ worth of material to catch up on, particularly when it comes to DA GURLZ and DANK MEMES. So, if your PC finds itself truly struggling this week to load up this super amazeballs awesomesauce compilation of brilliance, well, you will shortly find out why.
This week, we look at return-to-office mandates, which are back in vogue, and which are proving every bit as stupid and useless as most of us who are NOT corporate hacks, have been predicting for years:
The whole idea is idiotic. Any company that says “it’s about the culture”, is straight-up LYING. It is not. The real point of forcing people back to the office, is about costs – nothing more, nothing less. It is about pushing out people who do not want to deal with the stupidity of RTO mandates – who are very often the most productive and capable people in the place – while replacing them with compliant drones.
The Mighty God-Emperor
His Most Illustrious, Noble, August, Benevolent, and Legendary Celestial Majesty, the God-Emperor of Mankind, Donaldus Triumphus Magnus Astra, the First of His Name, the Lion of Midnight, may the Lord bless him and preserve him, did some YUUUUGE business deals with the good folks of Goathumpistan:
#BasedTucker is Based
Dawn of Battle
The Male Brain has a true buttload of videos – that used to be a unit of measure, as it happens – for us, which have all accumulated over the past 3 weeks. We begin with Michael Button, who asks a rather interesting question:
And he follows it up with another video:
Damon Cassidy analyses the global decline in fertility rates to understand why people no longer want to GIT HUMPIN’:
The Infographics Show explains why Gen-Z are totally screwed:
Medieval Mindset (rather annoying that the channel chooses to misspell its first name) tells you the reality about feudalism:
The Mysteria Archive wonders if the Moon is made of green cheese – well, no, not actually, but pretty close:
AwakenWithJP brings back the always-great JP Sears to show why men CANNOT be honest with women:
PsycHacks points to some hardcore truths about why and how men cheat:
And also the answer to the most important question ever:
Screen Junkies does an Honest Trailer for one of the funniest movies ever made:
Lei’s Looking Glass tells the story of Jews who migrated into China and settled there:
Mind-Expanding Drugs
Your General Knowledge Corner of the Week is also from Dawn Pine, and looks at a major conundrum in physics:
Death Smiles At Us All…
Poli-Ticking Off
Mark Dice continues his exploration of the hilarious, and very timely, topic of “black fatigue”:
The very-thoroughly-married couple at Redacted are not amused by the colossal screw-ups in Europe over basic things like electricity:
PJW tells the truth about the UK’s third (or second, depending on how you look at it) city:
Veterans’ Day
LTC Danny Davis talks to his former boss and good friend, DA KERNEL HIZZSELF!, about the total failure of the Ukraine peace process:
Judge’s Ruling
Judge Nap talks to the great Ray McGovern about his time in Moscow:
You actually have to go look at the photos of where Mr. McGovern was sitting during the parade. He found himself in the same general area as Valentina Matviyenko, Patriarch Kirill of the Russian Orthodox Church, Mikhail Mishustin,and CHADvedev.
Yeah. THAT CHADvedev. Former President, former Prime Minister, and current First Deputy Chair of the Russian Security Council. The most strident of the hawks in the Russian inner sanctum. The strongest of the Neo-Tsar’s siloviki – and a good personal friend of VVP himself. Almost certainly a future President of Russia (again) himself. And the West’s worst nightmare.
THAT GUY.
And he welcomed McGovern into the fold without any problems or hesitation.
That should tell you the calibre and quality of the top level of the Russian government.
Дед Сварливый Говорит!
Grandpa Grumpuss grumps, grumpily, about some basic, but quite telling, data from the front lines of the 404 War, that point to the inevitable defeat and collapse of Ukraine and the West:
Polonium
Ania Konieczek talks to a new guest about the prospects of Pope Leo Whatever:
Timeo Danaos Et Donna Ferentes…
The good gentlemen of The Duran examine the negotiations happening in Istanbul between Russia and Ukraine, in some detail – though the information there is now dated:
Bad Medicine
Dr. John Campbell is not at all pleased by the results of a recent study that shows declining fertility rates linked directly to the not-vaxx:
Dr. Suneel Dhand explains why he refused to take the latest flu shot:
I also have permanently lost trust in vaccines, thanks to the shenanigans I observed during Convid. I have not had a flu shot in years, and never intend to get one again. Their actual effectiveness is highly questionable – if you average out the stated effectiveness over a decade, the last time I checked (a bit under 4 years ago), it comes to something like 35%. So you have an almost two-in-three chance of getting the flu, even if you have the flu vaccine.
There is simply no reason to get a vaccine that does not have a proven, long-term, well-founded track record of preventing the disease it is supposed to fight. Treatments for rabies, smallpox, polio, and a few other diseases, have that record. Most other antiviral treatments, do not.
Warriors of Faith
Tha Dizzle tries to wrap his head around the most bizarre story – among A VERY GREAT MANY – about Mo’Lester the Paedophile Profit (Police Be Upon Him):
Could it be that Izzlamick prohibitions against male homosexuality are just an outward manifestation of Mo’Lester’s repressed desires? Inquiring minds want to know…
Dr. Jay Smith from PfanderFilms explains why our understanding of Mo’Lester’s origins is completely off:
Al-Fadi from CIRA International and Mel from Sneaker’s Corner talk about the hidden influences on Mo’Lester (Police Be Upon Him):
Avery from GodLogic Apologetics did a livestream with a bunch of his Christian friends, and caught out Muzzie after Muzzie lying and fumbling over their own scriptures:
Manly Men of Manliness
Terrence Popp has some very sage advice for young men today:
Joker from Better Bachelor cannot quite believe how readily women keep hitting rock bottom – and then start digging:
Let’s have a round of STRAWNG INDEPENDENTISS WAMMENZES!!! posting their Ls online, to the great amusement of various men. First up, Manosphere:
Next, Manosphere Highlights Daily:
Then Legion of Men:
Plus, Alexander Grace – who has plainly reached the end of his tether with the way modern women behave now:
Finally, let’s get the Eastern perspective with China Unvarnished:
Culture Beats
Sargon of Akkad (aka Carl Benjamin) analyses a clip that really makes you want to slap the smug little liberal shithead in it:
And Sydney Watson looks at the rapid implosion of the mentally ill degenerate freaks among the “trans” world:
Burn Paedowood to the Ground
Midnight’s Edge points to the link between cause and effect for Jaguar, which has essentially destroyed their own brand:
Gary from Nerdrotic shows how the House of the Devil Mouse is now beset by a fratricidal war:
The Critical Drinker is unimpressed (to put it VERY mildly) by the latest dreck from Marvel:
Reading Too Much Into Things
Your Science is F***ing Weird moment of the week is from Dawn Pine, via Kurzgesagt – In a Nutshell, looking at what might happen if you built a time machine – and then crashed it in the ridiculously distant past:
Linkage is good for you:
- Timofey Bordachyev states bluntly that the Euzis have no relevance to the world of modern foreign policy, and I think he is right;
- Fyodor Lukyanov outlines the true key demand the Russians have of the West – and it is non-negotiable;
- Vitalyi Ryumshin documents the quiet and hasty retreat that Hollyweird studios are beating from the LGBTQWTFISTHISSHIT nonsense, in the wake of Trump’s re-election;
- Dmtryi Trenin reckons Drumpf’s foreign policy is a lot less chaotic, and a lot more planned, than things might appear at first;
- Rachel Marsden cannot quite believe the ridiculous list of demands from the Ukies to the Krauts for MOAR WEPPINS ‘N’ SHIET!!!;
- Tarik Cyril Amar points out that Ukraine is totally irrelevant to the actual peace negotiations, because the REAL discussions are between Russia and the FUSA;
- The entire Ukrainian nation is basically one giant scam and grift, as its own people are discovering;
- Things are getting very desperate indeed in 404, as the Banderites look to press-gang teenagers and women to die in the trenches;
- PommieBastardLande has not been very good at fighting wars for centuries, but that does not stop them from sending hundreds of mercenaries to Banderastan;
- The FUSA is so far behind Russia in both defensive and offensive airborne weaponry that it just is not funny any longer – we are talking MULTIPLE GENERATIONS at this point;
- Russia’s Finance Minister warns that the country will face some tough choices if oil prices stay depressed – though this is far less serious than the Western whore-media thinks;
- It is remarkable to look back and realise just how thoroughly the Neo-Tsar transformed and modernised Russia over the past quarter-century of his rule;
- The Limey government recently made a big deal about “0.7% growth” in Q1 of this year, but it turns out, things are actually quite a lot worse than the numbers indicate;
- Vasily Kashin argues the Chinese military is far more than a paper tiger – I disagree, given its total lack of relevant combat experience, but that is just my opinion;
- Graham Hryce had a stab at predicting the outcome of the ‘Strayan elections, before they happened, and he was pretty much on the money;
- Thomas Kolbe maps out Germany’s slow and terrible death from epic fiscal mismanagement;
- Guy A. Mitchell Jr. explains why the Portuguese and Spanish power grids failed so badly a couple of weeks ago, due to the very real laws of electrical engineering and physics;
- Sasan Karimi lays out a possible blueprint for reducing tensions between Iran and the FUSA;
- Daniel Greenfield points out Odumbass the Lightworker’s actual sexism, which his Daemoncrat liberaltard backers refuse to acknowledge;
- The son of the legendary Adm. Elmo Zumwalt talks about how his father paid an unthinkable price to fight the losing war in Vietnam;
- The Indian Air Force faced a catastrophe after it lost a Rafale to Paki air defences, which now bolsters the case for buying or manufacturing the Su-57 under license;
- LB Beistad laments the current state of the HALO universe’s plot-lines, in the wake of all the disasters 343i inflicted upon it;
- Nick Rodriguez argues strongly for HALO to build a bolder and better future, instead of living in the past;
- That being said, the latest HALO Infinite release has resulted in a game that is so different from what it was at launch, and so much better, that it might as well be a new game;
- A former Microsoft engineer laments the move the company made to “WinDOZE as a Service”, which has inarguably made the system MUCH WORSE;
- Arachnophobes everywhere should avoid this article, which discusses a gigantiferous trapdoor spider fossil – though it was not THAT big, just over an inch in size;
- LibreOffice may well be the most popular (and best) of the office suites for Linux, but it is by no means the ONLY one;
- Dr. Matthew Maavak has a very pessimistic view of the impact of AI on the global workforce, and I think he makes some excellent points;
- First came “conscious uncoupling”, and now we have “conscious unbossing”, the latest in a series of extremely irritating Zillennial trends that basically mean “avoiding responsibility”;
- A high-school teacher vents about how AI has made modern yoof basically impossible to edjoomuhcayte;
- A recent experiment on the idea of buying “made in America” has some eye-opening results for both sides of the free trade debate;
And some more from Dawn Pine:
- Here is a rather fascinating chart of the growth in the use of industrial robots, by country – and the one in the lead might surprise you;
- There might be a way to use fungus that can digest gold, in space mining – which sounds crazy, but intriguing, at the same time;
- This kid’s science experiment answers a question that not even Google can answer effectively – and it is both mundane and hilarious;
- The Chinks came up with an AI that could potentially give their pilots a serious edge in dogfighting combat;
- The Federal Reserve spent BILLIONS on a new headquarters – don’t worry, though, they can always print more…;
- The Euzis allowed the Palestinian Authority – which came from the terrorist PLO – to con them out of a decent chunk of change;
- AI chatbots are getting seriously weird, and deeply immoral, in ways that are becoming increasingly difficult to control;
- The Western diet, which is high on processed foods and junk, is a disaster, and the introduction of it to Africa has proven it;
- A mentally confused teenager pretending to be a girl has made a royal mess out of the athletics in HIS hometown;
- A whorenalist nearly had a nervous breakdown live on camera because a future CHAD repeated back to her an epic meme from about a decade ago – MAD PROPS to the kid!!!;
- Apparently, getting a flock of sheep to walk through an area full of solar panels, made their wool thicker and better;
- The Clownipornians might just be able to cover their future tax liabilities through a massive deposit of “white gold” found under one of its poorest areas;
- Another day, another story of a female prison guard boinking the male inmates under her watch;
- More and more data are emerging showing that Humus is seriously exaggerating the number of civilian casualties from Israel’s Gazacaust – which does not in any way justify the latter;
- For some reason, the Fake President’s former aides are discussing the hypothetical situation of getting Brandon a wheelchair if he were actually re-elected;
- If you have to be rescued off a mountain, and then have to be rescued again because you went back to get your phone, YOU ARE THE PROBLEM;
- Modern scientists have figured out how to turn lead into gold – though at absolutely ASTRONOMICAL cost;
- The Floriduh Man concept extends far beyond the ordinary people of the state – it embraces the judges, too, which is reassuring;
- Some of the folks at Breaking Defense seem to think the Iranian air defences are “brittle” – I would advise them to look at what the Houthis just did to the American F-35s, if they are silly enough to think that;
MUH RUSHIAN KAHLOOOOOOOZHUN!!!
The Neo-Tsar was in a confident, ebullient mood during his speech on the 80th anniversary of the Allied (primarily Soviet) victory against the Nazis in Europe:
HALO Nation
Slayergod Remy aka MintBlitz does his thing while discussing all things HALO:
Keep Calm and BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!!!
Imperial Iterator talks about the mysterious and awesome chapter of the Grey Knights:
Big Boyz Toyz
Australian Military Aviation History does a comparative analysis of the Indian and Pakistani air forces – especially in the wake of the debacle that was the downing of at least one Indian Rafale:
And Dark Skies looks into engine problems with the troubled B-1B Lancer:
Oh No! Anyway…
Wazzocks gonna wazzock:
Comedy Hour
Meme Warfare
We begin with some dank memes from The Male Brain – compiled over THREE WEEKS, so you get EXTRA helpings of meme-y goodness:
[CAN. CONFIRM. On both accounts. – Didact]
[To be honest, I think most men would settle for women learning how to SHUT THE F*** UP and LEAVE US THE HELL ALONE – Didact]
[To be fair, seagulls are DICKS to begin with… – Didact]
[This actually makes total sense once you realise that Australia – where, as we always say around here, LITERALLY EVERYTHING WANTS TO KILL YOU AND EAT YOUR EYEBALLS FOR JUJUBEES!!! – was originally a LITERAL prison colony. – Didact]
[Uhhhh… bad timing on my part, I suppose… – Didact]
[The second picture is why God, in His infinite wisdom and mercy, invented woodchippers… – Didact]
[Does anyone here still think Barron Trump – who has the genetics of a DEMI-GOD – would NOT make a great President??? – Didact]
[Well, exactly – Didact]
And now, as LRFotS RobertW likes to say:
Animal Planet
Your aminules are adorkable moment of the week:
Real Men Watch REAL Sports
REPS FOR JESUS!!!
Gym beast props this week go to – rather fittingly – Jesus Olivares:
That guy moves weights like the laws of physics just don’t matter…
Ass-Kicking of the Eight Limbs
They See Me Rollin’…
JUST BLEED!!!
Federer Express
Palate Cleansers
Axe Me Anything
Knives Out
Arrow, Arrow, Arrow!
Drumlines
Guitar Heroics
MOAR DAKKA!!!
Run Silent, Run Deep
Flying Heavy Metal
Jump-Starts
Gingervitis Injections
Livin’ in the Land of the Metal Gods
[Einstein pic here]
Rock Out With Your Glock Out
La Dolce Vita
Everyone needs at least weekly doses of La Sophia:
Thot Shots
Since we missed the last several weeks’ worth of Mondays, we are going to play catch-up today, with not one, not two, but THREE Instathots to get your week off to a suitably stupid start. I have no idea who these girls are, or what they do, except that they are all from PommieBastardLande, and show just how trashy that drunken, wet, moss-covered, foggy, depressing, dark, dank, horrible little country, has fallen.
First up, Debbie Clarkson:
Next, Jess Clarke:
And finally, Charlotte Elizabeth:
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