“We are Forerunners. Guardians of all that exists. The roots of the Galaxy have grown deep under our careful tending. Where there is life, the wisdom of our countless generations has saturated the soil. Our strength is a luminous sun, towards which all intelligence blossoms… And the impervious shelter, beneath which it has prospered.”
Men who wear gloves to the gym are obviously a bit too worried about getting sand in their vaginas to lift heavy weights with proper form.
Real lifters earn our calluses in the gym. If you are worried about keeping your hands relatively smooth, then buy a callus shaver. They cost like $5 and last for years. I’ve still got the one that I bought over 6 years ago.
The rough patches of hardened skin on your hands are a sign of obedience and reverence to the Laws of the Iron God, and as such are a very good thing.
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