Oh nuts, it’s Mon –
What’s that you say? “Didact, cheer up, it’s Christmas Eve!”
Wa-hey, you’re right! That means that tomorrow is the single best day of the year.
And I have to say, I’m truly chuffed to bits about that. (For my American readers – this is an English phrase, so in the spirit of Christmas, I’ll forgive you if y’all don’t understand it, since all y’all don’t speak no English. Just sayin’.)
It is probably fair to say that I love the idea of Christmas far more than the reality – especially over the last few years, for various personal and family reasons. In fact, this year I will not be celebrating Christmas with my family.
But that idea is a very powerful one, and it all comes down to the fact that Christmas marks more than just a day for gifts, thanksgiving, and general joy.
Tomorrow we will mark the birth of the Saviour, the Lord and King of Mankind, Jesus Christ. We mark the day in which the living God became flesh and took His place among men, to rescue a wayward and misguided world from its madness.
Now, I am not overly fond of listening to Christmas carols in public – mostly because EVERY SINGLE BLOODY STORE in the whole world is playing the damn things on constant loop, and that gets very annoying after a while. But I do have to admit, I’m a real sucker for some good cheery Christmas classics.
So here are a few to get you in the right frame of mind – with a metal twist:
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The God-Emperor has given the entire country a wonderful Christmas present – getting the country the hell OUT of Syria, finally:
Apparently Defence Secretary James “Mad Dog” Mattis was seriously cheesed off about this – he was part of the crowd who wanted to keep American troops there forever – and resigned as a result of the God-Emperor’s exceptionally good decision.
I must say, I am deeply disappointed in Gen. Mattis. Back when his appointment was announced I was practically giddy with glee because I thought this would be the man to restore America’s fighting spirit to its military and swiftly and ruthlessly put to the sword the nonsensical liberal orthodoxies that had neutered it so badly.
I was wrong – not, it must be noted, for the first time, and certainly not for the last.
I would have thought that a warrior-monk and scholar of his calibre would understand that there is nothing to be gained from an American empire. In fact, the existence of the American empire has resulted in the loss and destruction of the American nation.
Now we have reports that the God-Emperor is looking to get the hell out of Afghanistan as well.
And people wonder why I love Christmas so much?
Getting the hell out of these graveyards of empires is an eminently sound and sensible move. President Donaldus Triumphus Magnus appears to be finding his (church-bell-sized and made of cast iron) balls once again, along with his groove.
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Yes, there is a war on Christmas. Make no mistake about that.
Let’s get something straight: at this blog, we don’t say “Happy Holidays”. We don’t say “Happy Festivus” or “Happy Kwanzaa” or “Happy Diwali”. And we sure as shit don’t say “Season’s Greetings”.
We say “HAPPY CHRISTMAS” (or an acceptable and legitimate alternative, “merry Christmas”) – because Christmas is not merely the single best holiday of the year. It is the celebration of the birth of our Lord and Saviour, and marks the day that the Lord proved, for all time, that He would not let the Prince of Evil win out over Mankind.
Christianity is not about Christmas carols. Christianity is not about being “nice” to everyone. Christianity is not about “oppressing” anyone – blacks, Jews, gays, women, whatever.
Christianity is about the war against evil. All of those who hate Christmas, and therefore hate Christ, are making a huge mistake, for they are siding, unwittingly or otherwise, with evil – and one way or another, they will pay for it.
One day, all will bend the knee before Christ, when “Earth and Sky stand presently at God’s great judgement seat“. Our choice is simple: we can do so of our own free will, or we can be forced to do so.
Welcome to the war, brothers. Choose your side. Be willing to die on your feet for the truth – or live on your knees for lies.
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PJW highlights the latest app craze sweeping the yoof culture of today:
Gen-Z is, indeed, turning out to be the most conservative and reactionary since the Greatest Generation, and that is a very good thing. The bloody Baby Boomers and their Shrillennial offspring turned out to be such utter disasters that a reaction and correction was inevitable. And it appears that Gen-Z is determined to set things right. Good for them.
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PJW also put together a really excellent video a few days ago that verifies (yet again) Rollo Tomassi’s breakdown of the modern dating market using the Pareto Principle:
Broadly and loosely defined, the Pareto Principle essentially states that roughly 80% of effects come from 20% of the causes. In the context of the dating market, that means that roughly 80% of the women are chasing roughly 20% of the men.
And, of course, in the modern (modren?) dating market, the data show us precisely this distribution.
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Apparently it is now OK for gay men to go to a New York nightclub and watch a 10-year-old boy dance on a stage for cash.
No, I did not just make that shit up. It’s real:
“Drag Kid” Desmond Is Amazing delivered a headlining performance at a sleazy Brooklyn gay bar on Dec. 1, where the ten-year-old boy danced on stage in a crop top and full face of makeup as a throng of adult men in the audience showered him in dollar bills.
The event, called Club Whoa! was hosted at Brooklyn gay bar 3 Dollar Bill and was promoted on social media. Desmond also celebrated the performance on his own Instagram page, which has 105,000 followers. Adults who wished to watch a half naked child dance in a bar could buy tickets on an Eventbright page in which the venue described itself as “queer owned & operated we foster a safe space from love. we respect all human persons as long as those human persons are also respectful to the ones around them.”
Photos of the event show Desmond in a blond wig, makeup, and crop top collecting monetary tips from adult men in the audience, like a stripper, as other half naked adult drag queens, some in panties and fishnet stockings, stood on stage nearby. YouTuber Yosef Ozia of Ozia Media called attention to the disturbing performance in a video he posted Friday afternoon.
You know that story in the Bible about how the Lord destroyed Sodom and Gomorrah by blasting them with cleansing fire from Heaven after the inhabitants of those cities sinned excessively against Him?
Yeah, I’m thinking he actually let them off easy.
At this point, a KEW strike from orbit is about the only thing that would clean away this disgusting filth. And, yes, that would mean wiping out large parts of New York City – especially the trendy, “edgy”, “artsy” parts.
I’m not really seeing the downside there – except from the fact that my martial arts school is located in one of those parts.
But then, they are looking to move to a bigger location, so there is that.
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Remember back in the days when you could crack jokes about gay people without everyone going completely nuclear on you?
Yeah, I miss those days too.
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James May from TOP GEAR THE GRAND TOUR reads a book. Literally.
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If you end up buying a Tesla… do the rest of us a favour and kindly remove yourself from the gene pool, preferably in the most painful way possible.
And of course the woman in question is blonde…
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Also – if you buy a Tesla, not only are you probably too stupid to drive, you’re too stupid to do much of anything else.
Why?
Because you bought a car that might just spontaneously COMBUST on you.
I know that there were some issues with the Ferrari F-458 and Lamborghini Gallardo a few years ago, where they would also spontaneously combust because of something to do with the glue holding the back panels together.
My answer to that is: those cars are made by Italians. You kind of expect them to go horribly but flamboyantly wrong at some point. That is the fun of owning an Italian supercar when compared with anything else – any other car isn’t trying to kill you the moment you receive the keys.
That’s the point of a supercar.
What’s the point of a Tesla, by contrast? To prove that you are willing to pay way too much for an electric vehicle to a failing company run by a bugshit-nuts billionaire with an ego the size of a gas giant whose greatest legacy will almost surely be the destruction of a record amount of investor capital?
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Your feel-good Karma of the Week:
Moral of the story – NEVER dick with a former NASA engineer who was inspired by his choice of profession because of Kevin from Home Alone.
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Since it is Christmas tomorrow – let’s take a slightly off-kilter look at two of the greatest Christmas films ever made:
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Pics from Power Line and other places:
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This week in “You might think you’re cool, but…”:
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It appears to be time for gym idiots and bullshido (sorry not sorry):
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This kid is gonna be a future gym beast for sure:
Gents, when it comes to lifting – get your boys started early. Lifting heavy shit is a superb way to inoculate young men from becoming limp-wristed faggoty weak lisping Soylent-drinking mincing nancying tight-jean-wearing [10,000-word rant deleted for sake of brevity] soyboys.
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That kid was adorable, to be sure, but now it’s time for a TRUE gym beast:
Lou Ferrigno was hospitalised recently with pneumonia. In the spirit of Christmas I am sure you will join me in wishing “The Incredible Hulk” a speedy recovery and a happy time with his family.
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Joe Rogan talks about bullshido versus realistic martial arts – which is a theme that he has been banging on about for years, with very good reason:
There is a tremendous amount of wisdom in that clip, especially about how important it is to check your ego when rolling in BJJ. Joe Rogan is absolutely correct when he says that you have to be humble, and that you have to have your ego destroyed on a regular basis, in order to experience true growth and change as a person.
It is a very hard pill to swallow when you discover that you are not as good as you think you are. When doing real martial arts, like BJJ or muay thai, under pressure, sparring with another man, with your personal physical safety in his hands, you cannot afford to be a dick.
Otherwise, you will quickly find yourself with a broken limb, a deep brain injury, or someone’s arm around your throat cutting off the blood to your brain and choking you out in under 10 seconds.
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Related – Joe Rogan discusses how critically important muay thai concepts are in MMA:
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Lawrence Kenshin’s channel isn’t one that I watch frequently, at least not anymore, but I will be the first to state that I really admire how good he is at breaking down striking match-ups and fights:
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Here is a great antidote to bullshido – the full, classic, legendary war between Jon “Bones” Jones and Alexander “The Mauler” Gustafsson, ahead of their upcoming rematch:
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#MetalMilitia
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And finally your Christmas stocking stuffer Instathot – a woman who goes by the name of Lexy Stevens. (I don’t recommend doing a search for her with Safe Search = OFF; apparently there is some adult film actress who goes by that stage name.)
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