
… like a woman – or a faggot-queen – scorned:
If you’ve ever donated to Tommy Robinson, the British free speech and anti-Islamist activist dubbed the “backbone” of Britain by Steve Bannon, there’s a fair chance your money didn’t end up paying for his tour bus or security guards, but was instead diverted to pay for champagne-fueled gay soirées in some of London’s most expensive zip codes. The culprits? A homosexual couple who produced both of Lauren Southern’s documentary films, and who last month released their own movie, You Can’t Watch This, about free speech.
More than a dozen former coworkers, friends and acquaintances say Caolan Robertson and George Llewelyn-John bragged to them about these and other betrayals, thefts, frauds and sabotages, including a secret, years-long collaboration with a George Soros-funded far-Left activist group that endangered the lives of Gavin McInnes, this reporter and Tommy himself. Leaked documents, revealed here for the first time, confirm many of the claims. We found that the pair:
- Stole Bitcoin worth $20,000 from Tommy Robinson, while the activist was in jail, to fund their jet-set lifestyle
- Booked a luxury Airbnb and bought six bottles of Dom Pérignon champagne on Tommy Robinson’s wife’s credit card
- Swapped camera equipment worth thousands of dollars for second-hand models they found on eBay
- Worked with Hope not Hate, an Antifa-affiliated far-Left organization, for years
- Defrauded Alex Jones with inflated expense claims
- Risked the life of Tommy Robinson by sharing his location with Hope not Hate
- Risked the life of Gavin McInnes by sharing his travel itinerary with the same group
- Circulated a fake “email leak” about Milo Yiannopoulos, doxing his husband—while being paid by Yiannopoulos’s tour operator for PR work
- Defrauded Lauren Southern with inflated invoices—while being paid by her to produce a documentary
- Defrauded rental companies by failing to return equipment and returning inferior models and broken units
- Made a fake rape claim against a far-Left activist
- Bragged about having TV shows canceled with bogus suicide threats
- Doctored their clients’ videos to embarrass them, including pitch shifting male voices upward
- Gloated about their exploits while showering far-Left activists with gifts, food and drinks at London’s most expensive hotels—paid for by the conservatives they were working with
- Shared their misdeeds with Lauren Southern, who laughed and egged them on
- Disavowed Southern and Robinson when we challenged them about their crimes, claiming they’d been ‘radicalized’ by the far right online
That new article from Milo the Dangerous Faggot has been blowing up all over the Alt-Sphere over the past day or so, and with good reason. The allegations contained within it are more explosive than a handful of mercury fulminate.
It is worth reading in full, if only to marvel at the sheer depravity, degeneracy, and duplicity that chocolatiers are capable of producing. But this is not unique to them; the right-wing, traditionalist, Alt-West, and Hard Right movements are all as full of grifters and con-artists as any other movement will be.
Reading through that article will give you a new appreciation for the sheer vindictiveness and viciousness of degenerate gay men – like, say, Caolan Robertson. (Milo Yiannopoulos is undoubtedly a faggot and he definitely has a lot of faults, but his willingness to tell the truth, no matter what it costs him, more than makes up for them as far as I’m concerned.) It is amazing to read through the litany of problems caused by just two faggots to virtually everyone who ever had to deal with them.
If nothing else, the article serves as a serious cautionary tale. You have to do your due diligence before bringing people into your organisation. You must be able to trust them. And the moment that they prove unworthy of your trust and abuse their positions, you simply cannot let them stay on – you have to develop a certain ruthlessness in order to preserve your reputation and your integrity.
If what Milo is reporting is true – and I have no particular reason to believe that it is not – then Caolan Robertson and his partner basically fleeced and defrauded and swindled virtually every trusting sucker that they came into contact with.
Which brings us neatly to a certain Ms. Lauren Southern.
To me, the most brilliant part of Milo’s piece had little to do with the two gays in question, and had everything to do with Ms. Southern. Here is the section in question:
Southern, famously, writes very little of her own material, and has often embarked on sexual liaisons with men who have helped her with video scripts or notes for her content. While giving speeches about the “trad life,” which typically refers to fidelity in same-race nuclear families, Southern was, in the indelicate words of one major YouTuber, “throwing herself around what seemed like the entire conservative movement in exchange for help with her writing.” We approached four of the men she has been linked to romantically, each of them a prominent Right-wing media figure in a position to help Southern succeed professionally. All four begged not to be named in this story.
An early example of the Southern sex-for-ghostwriting phenomenon is Breitbart reporter Allum Bokhari, with whom Southern began a short sexual relationship in Los Angeles in late 2015. She cut off contact in typically abrupt fashion, leaving Bokhari heartbroken for over a year, during which time associates of hers made embarrassing secret recordings of Bokhari as leverage, in case he ever considered revealing their intimate encounters. This author acquired copies of those recordings at the time, and retains them to this day. There is no suggestion that Southern and Llewelyn-John, who used to identify as transgender, had a physical relationship.
Well gee whiz boy howdy, a trad-thot who is really just simply a thot. Whodathunkit?!?
One thing to point out here:
Lauren Southern is about 23 right now. In late 2015 she would have been 19, maybe 20. So Allum Bokhari – whose writing I follow and quite like on Breitbart – was porking a really hot blonde white girl with perky tits and a nice ass who was JUST this side of jailbait.
Most of us would buy the dude a beer for that accomplishment. He’d be able to dine out on that alone for much of his adult life.
Be it noted that I was pointing out this very possibility back at the end of 2017, right around the time that Ms. Southern had achieved more or less the peak of her fame and influence. In that article, I warned that it was a very bad idea to listen to hot chicks with bouncy racks and nice asses who say all the right things about being traditionalists who long for a good husband and lots of sprogs, but act completely out of line with those sentiments.
Lauren Southern was a classic case in point. If you looked at her Patreon page back in the day, she would literally tell her male donors that if they donated, they could say that she was their girlfriend and she would neither confirm nor deny.
I mean, you can’t get much thottier than that. Well, other than, y’know, outright banging the guys who write your best speeches and material for you.
Look, I personally have nothing in particular against Lauren Southern. She has never done anything bad to me personally, and I even like her personality and style of delivery, up to a point.
I do think that her voice is unnaturally deep, and I have a strong suspicion that she uses a deep voice for the exact same reason that Elizabeth Holmes of Theranos infamy did – to sucker her viewers and audiences into thinking that she was significantly more mature and adult than she really is.
And I do think that she is a very, very canny businesswoman who knows exactly how to use her looks and assets to maximum advantage.
Is she a sociopath, the way that Elizabeth Holmes was? I have no idea, but it is an interesting question. Better minds than mine own good self will have to look into it, though.
For now, I simply have to repeat my previous warnings: DO NOT get taken in by a pretty face. (Not even that of a handsome devil like me.) Do your homework. Trust, but verify. And when it becomes clear that someone you are working with and previously respected, turns out to be a grifter – dump his or her ass, instantly.
In the case of Lauren Southern, it is becoming very clear that she was, in fact, a grifter in many ways. She did not walk the talk about living a traditionalist life – unlike her contemporaries, Brittany Pettibone and the hilariously awkwardly named Blonde In The Belly Of The Beast, who are genuinely attractive conservative women in their mid-to-late twenties and have clearly decided to settle down with good men.
And it is also clear that she used men whenever and wherever she could, to do what she needed and wanted to do.
I can’t really hold that against her. But I sure as hell won’t be taking her seriously again, until I see that she is actually serious about what she says.
I’ll leave the last words on the subject to Paul Ramsey, who was a bit better at resisting Ms. Southern’s very obvious charms, but still got suckered in a bit:






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Scorpions, frogs, Adam and Steve, something something. The fuck do I know?
Really hot? Nah. She's about a seven, eight if she swallows.
Based on what is now public record about her, I'm guessing she swallows readily and on command, sir.
Good Lord, I never thought to take a look at Southern’s Instagram profile. After browsing it a bit, there is no way to take her seriously. Granted, she isn’t quite as over the top as a lot of the average thots out there, but that must be what makes her a conservathot. An actual traditionally minded conservative woman should know better than to be camera whoring with duck lips and mirror selfies. Any men in her life would make sure she stayed away from social media. At the very least, someone doing and saying what Southern has would keep her Instagram profile toned way back and more professional in scope if they seriously believed it. I guess it must make girls feel good when guys want to drink their bath water.
imgur.com/a/EbusE3S
Dude must be a conservasimp.