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Monday morning MAN-FLU

by | Sep 28, 2026 | Mondays | 0 comments

Once again, the weekend has come and gone FAR too quickly for anyone’s liking. And once again, we are forced to contend with the horrible results of… MONDAY. In my case, I spent the past week recovering from a cold – well, that is the prosaic name for it, but it felt more like a proper case of man-flu. And as we all know, the MAN-FLU is far more severe than any cold.

So it seems like a good way to belly-flop into Monday, by going into some detail as to what exactly this dreaded disease is:


#BasedTucker is Based


Dawn of Battle

The Male Brain gets us off to a quick start for the week:


Mind-Expanding Drugs


Death Smiles At Us All…


Culture Beats


Warriors of Faith


Manly Men of Manliness


Bad Medicine


Veteransโ€™ Day


Judgeโ€™s Ruling


MUH RUSHIAN KAHLOOOOOOOZHUN!!!

ะะพะฒั‹ะน-ะฆะฐั€ัŒ ะŸั€ะธะบะฐะทั‹ะฒะฐะตั‚

ะŸั€ะพั„ะตััะพั€ ะ‘ั€ะพะฒะบะธะฝ ะฃั‡ะธั‚

ะ”ะตะด ะกะฒะฐั€ะปะธะฒั‹ะน ะ“ะพะฒะพั€ะธั‚!

ะ”ัะดั ะกั‚ะฐั ะžะฑัŠััะฝัะตั‚

ะ ัƒััะบะธะต ะžั€ัƒะถะธะต

ะ ัƒััะบะฐั ะ–ะธะทะฝัŒ


Timeo Danaos Et Donna Ferentesโ€ฆ


Burn Paedowood to the Ground


Reading Too Much Into Things

Linkage is good for you:

https://www.businessinsider.com/h1b-fallout-foreign-workers-tech-leaving-united-states-relocation-2026-9

https://www.rt.com/news/646036-revenge-of-east-end-of-germany

https://www.rt.com/russia/645988-stab-in-back-that-wasnt

https://www.rt.com/russia/646097-how-russians-again-disappointed-west

https://www.businessinsider.com/generational-tax-battle-boomers-millennials-2026-9

https://www.scientificamerican.com/article/ai-solves-79-year-old-math-mystery-of-six-dimensional-spheres

https://www.rt.com/russia/646249-oligarch-part-four-victor-pinchuk

https://www.xda-developers.com/the-netherlands-joins-europes-gradual-migration-from-windows-to-linux-on-government-pcs/?shem=dsdf,sharefoc,agadiscoversdl,,sh/x/discover/m1/4

https://www.rt.com/news/646273-arctic-america-europe-rivals

https://www.rt.com/russia/646312-britain-and-russia-crimean-war


HALO Nation


BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!!!


Lore of the Things


Big Boyz Toyz


Oh No! Anywayโ€ฆ


Comedy Hour


Meme Warfare

We begin with some dank memes from The Male Brain:

HR logic
HR logic
Spot on
Spot on
HEY, THAT'S US
HEY, THAT’S US
Can we get the females to join?
Can we get the females to join?
Go figure. Wait! we do
Go figure. Wait! we do
OK that is mean
OK that is mean
Good
Good
Dem say the craziest things
Dem say the craziest things
Good luck
Good luck
I never pay more that 500$ per phone
I never pay more that 500$ per phone
Can confirm
Can confirm
Bang her
Bang her
Nice
Nice
Cringe
Cringe
Yeah right
Yeah right
Stay at home
Stay at home

And now, as LRFotS RobertW likes to say:


Real Men Watch REAL Sports

REPS FOR JESUS!!!

Ass-Kicking of the Eight Limbs

They See Me Rollinโ€™…

JUST BLEED!!!

Facefisted


Gymtardery


Animal Planet

Pawsitivity

Golden Doofuses

German Shedders

Derpskies

BAFFTime

Cattitude

Cat Against Humanity

Murder Machines


Palate Cleansers

Axe Me Anything

Knives Out

Arrow to the Knee

Forgemaster

Woodshop

Drumlines

Guitar Heroics

MOAR DAKKA!!!

Mambo Italiano

Lunch Break

Omakase

DORINKU!!!

Jump-Starts

Gingervitis Injections


Livinโ€™ in the Land of the Metal Gods

Also Einstein: โ€œI fear that someday people will post my pic on the Internet with bogus made-up quotations in Comic Sans fontโ€

Rock Out With Your Glock Out


Thot Shots

And, finally, after CONSIDERABLE cocking about, here are a couple of Instathots to get your week off to a suitably idiotic start. Happy Monday, everyone.

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