So the war we have all been waiting for, and dreading, finally kicked off over the weekend, and already the evidence is clear that the US and Israel are losing – badly. This was NOT what we all needed after the weekend, at all, but it seems as though the inmates running the asylum in the West are absolutely determined to take the rest of us with them on their go-kart ride into Hell’s mouth.
It is enough to make a man despair, really.
Which is one of the many reasons why the Great Mondaydact Browser Mulcher exists – to remind us all that life is actually pretty good.
We start this week by looking at one way to get your kicks on vacation – without getting ploinked by American bombs or Iranian missiles:
#BasedTucker is Based
Dawn of Battle
The Male Brain gets us off to a flying start for the week:
Mind-Expanding Drugs
Death Smiles At Us All…
Culture Beats
Warriors of Faith
Manly Men of Manliness
Bad Medicine
Veteransโ Day
Judgeโs Ruling
MUH RUSHIAN KAHLOOOOOOOZHUN!!!
ะะพะฒัะน-ะฆะฐัั ะัะธะบะฐะทัะฒะฐะตั
ะัะพัะตััะพั ะัะพะฒะบะธะฝ ะฃัะธั
ะะตะด ะกะฒะฐัะปะธะฒัะน ะะพะฒะพัะธั!
ะัะดั ะกัะฐั ะะฑัััะฝัะตั
ะ ัััะบะธะต ะััะถะธะต
ะ ัััะบะฐั ะะธะทะฝั
Timeo Danaos Et Donna Ferentesโฆ
Burn Paedowood to the Ground
Reading Too Much Into Things
Linkage is good for you:
- Fyodor Lukyanov points out the obvious โ that Iran is NOT like Iraq, and will be FAR harder to defeat;
- Vitalyi Ryumshin discusses the implications of the Pentaloons incorporating corporate Abominable Intelligence models into its approaches to killing;
- Elizaveta Naumova chronicles the long, sad, terrible history of American interventions in the Middle East, which have universally been disasters;
- Tarik Cyril Amar wants to know why Westerners are dying for Jews over Iran, yet again;
- Farhad Ibragimov explains the true motive behind Operation: EPSTEINโS FURY โ it comes down to desperation, not strategy;
- Rachel Marsden looks at how the Euzis really, REALLY, REALLY want a repeat of Nord Stream with the Blue Stream and Turk Stream pipelines;
- Matthieu Buge documents the sorry state of free speech in the modern world, where information sovereignty is no longer negotiable;
- Voodoo rituals and human sacrifices are much more common in PommieBastardLande than anyone wants to admit;
- Abominable Intelligence has helped mathemagicians figure out an ancient problem about curves โ and no, not the kinds found on the ladies;
- A kid in Texas figured out how to build a miniature fusion reactor โ at the age of 12;
- A High Court judge in Pakistan managed to get away with a totally fake degree and background for years, which says a lot about the Pakis;
- Apparently, we have managed to solve enough of the worldโs problems that we can afford to spend a lot of brainpower on the idea of building a 50Km-long starship that could carry 2,400 people to the nearest star;
- The Chinese, for their part, have come up with a 100,000-tonne stratospheric drone carrier that is every bit as batshit-crazy, and awesome, as it sounds;
- Microslop has finally admitted that WinDOZE 11 went off track, and itโs about bloody time;
- Former not-suicided Mossad agent Epstein apparently managed to commit immigration fraud on behalf of his Belorussian girlfriend โ which is unsurprising, given her looks;
- Bible-believing geneticists argue that the 8 modern blood types trace back to the survivors of the Great Flood on Noahโs Ark, which might just be plausible;
And some more from Dawn Pine:
- Anyone remember Martyโs Dad from the original Back to the Future? Heโs getting sued by an ex-girlfriend, who seems to want to pull a PoundMeToo on him;
- A Russianโฆ โmattress actressโ promised one of her countrymen a 16-hour reward if he could achieve a gold medal โ which he didnโt;
- A travel influenza is getting a lot of stick for paying US$14K for a First Class seat on Singapore Airlines โ I say it was totally worth the price for clicks, because I know what that airline is like;
- After ripping off millions of books to train its models, Anthropic is salty about other AI companies ripping off their own LLM through the use of bots, which is hilarious;
- Amazingly, in 2026, vaxxtards still exist, and still want their relatives to get the Poison Death Shots just to see their infant relatives;
- The much-feared โrise of the machinesโ will most likely not start with AI going sentient, and rather will probably happen through a simple end-user hack into their core software;
- The RAM shortages might just end through the use of HOH-LEE SAYENCE!!!, with memory crystals โ which sounds like some serious woo-woo sci-fi shit;
- We are now at the point where you can build an AI company with no employees โ and get paid a lot of money for it;
- Turns out, you CAN run a computer on AA batteries โ you just canโt use it for anything particularly interesting;
HALO Nation
BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!!!
Big Boyz Toyz
Oh No! Anywayโฆ
Comedy Hour
Meme Warfare
We begin with some dank memes from The Male Brain:
And now, as LRFotS RobertW likes to say:
Animal Planet
Pawsitivity
Golden Doofuses
German Shedders
Derpskies
Wolf-Out
BAFFTime
Cattitude
Cat Against Humanity
Murder Machines
Seal of Approval
Real Men Watch REAL Sports
REPS FOR JESUS!!!
What Colton just did, is not supposed to be humanly possibleโฆ
Ass-Kicking of the Eight Limbs
They See Me Rollinโ…
JUST BLEED!!!
Facefisted
Gymtardery
Palate Cleansers
Axe Me Anything
Knives Out
Arrow to the Knee
Stabbity
Drumlines
Guitar Heroics
MOAR DAKKA!!!
Mambo Italiano
Lunch Break
Omakase
DORINKU!!!
Jump-Starts
Gingervitis Injections
Livinโ in the Land of the Metal Gods
[Einstein pic here]
Letโs have some ANGRA for this week:
Rock Out With Your Glock Out
Thot Shots
And finally here are a couple of Instathots to get your week off to a suitably absurd start. Happy Monday, everyone.
1 Comment
Holy hell, what is up with that first th0t’s waist? I feel like a stiff breeze would snap her in half like a twig. I can’t believe Victorians used to find that look attractive.