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Monday morning with George Dubya

by | Feb 16, 2026 | Mondays | 0 comments

The weekends go by way too damn fast, it must be said. Still and all, for those of us in the northern hemisphere, at least we only have another two weeks of winter to go – unless that uppity groundhog over in Punxsutawney has something to say about it.

I gather it is a holiday in the US today, due to something called “President’s Day”. And that commemorates the legendary first President of the United States of America – the one and only George W.

No, not THAT George W. – the OTHER one, the actually COMPETENT one.

So let’s start off with the life and times of America’s first President:


#BasedTucker is Based

The great, the LEGENDARY, Dr. Ron Paulโ€ฆ long may he stay with us.


Dawn of Battle

The Male Brain gets us off to a strong start this week:


Mind-Expanding Drugs


Death Smiles At Us All…


Culture Beats


Warriors of Faith


Manly Men of Manliness


Bad Medicine


Veteransโ€™ Day


Judgeโ€™s Ruling


MUH RUSHIAN KAHLOOOOOOOZHUN!!!

ะŸั€ะพั„ะตััะพั€ ะ‘ั€ะพะฒะบะธะฝ ะฃั‡ะธั‚

ะ”ะตะด ะกะฒะฐั€ะปะธะฒั‹ะน ะ“ะพะฒะพั€ะธั‚!

ะ”ัะดั ะกั‚ะฐั ะžะฑัŠััะฝัะตั‚

ะ ัƒััะบะธะต ะžั€ัƒะถะธะต

ะ ัƒััะบะฐั ะ–ะธะทะฝัŒ


Timeo Danaos Et Donna Ferentesโ€ฆ


Burn Paedowood to the Ground


Reading Too Much Into Things

HALO Nation


BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!!!


Big Boyz Toyz


Oh No! Anywayโ€ฆ


Comedy Hour


Meme Warfare

We begin with some dank memes from The Male Brain:

Make sense
Make sense
Bitches be like
Bitches be like
I'm older
I’m older
Note the extension
Note the extension
We agree
We agree
Gun range is less than 100m. He won't last
Gun range is less than 100m. He won’t last
Let's get some V-Day memes
Let’s get some V-Day memes
OK THAT IS FUNNY
OK THAT IS FUNNY
Bitches be like... take 2
Bitches be like… take 2
We can watch it
We can watch it
Let's just bang
Let’s just bang
Good song, nice reference
Good song, nice reference
It does identify
It does identify
And it would s#@k
And it would s#@k
Both true
Both true
<crickets>
Been there - all sides
Been there – all sides

And now, as LRFotS RobertW likes to say:


Real Men Watch REAL Sports

REPS FOR JESUS!!!

Ass-Kicking of the Eight Limbs

LEEEVURR SCHOTTT!

Bas Rutten is a true legend โ€“ and his bar-fighting DVD mash-ups are absolutely hysterical. *Dengededengededengededeng*โ€ฆ

They See Me Rollinโ€™…

JUST BLEED!!!

Facefisted


Gymtardery


Animal Planet

Pawsitivity

Golden Doofuses

German Shedders

Derpskies

BAFFTime

Bestest Frens

Cattitude

Cat Against Humanity

Murder Machines


Palate Cleansers

Axe Me Anything

Knives Out

Arrows Fly

Stabbity

Woodshop

Drumlines

MOAR DAKKA!!!

Bullshido Breakdown

Mambo Italiano

Krispy Krunch

Lunch Break

Omakase

DORINKU!!!

Jump-Starts

Gingervitis Injections


Livinโ€™ in the Land of the Metal Gods

Also Einstein: โ€œI fear that someday people will post my pic on the Internet with bogus made-up quotations in Comic Sans fontโ€

Letโ€™s have some classic metal from German legends ACCEPT:


Rock Out With Your Glock Out


Thot Shots

And finally here are a pair of Instathots to get the week off to a sufficiently absurd start.

Happy Monday, all.

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